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2019

04

Jun

Everyone’s Favorite Picture Today of the Day

I don’t care about William H. Macy, only because I found Shameless to be an offensive parody of my life….and I just couldn’t handle the exploitative nature of drunken white trash….if it was a black family…it’d be racist…but since it’s white…it’s all good for a rich fucker to mock a drunk degenerate….fuck that.

I don’t care about the College scandal, because I am a grown up and I understand how the world works and has always worked. These aren’t the first people to have a building named after them so that their kids can get an education…

But I do find it funny to see him out there with graduation balloons, congratulating his daughter who is in on the scandal for her high school graduation, which is a normal thing to do, but fun to laugh at since her college plans have been thwarted by the evil social justice warriors who want to turn the country communist – instead of accepting that being rich and famous allows you some perks….and resources that can manipulate outcomes….as it should…

Point being, the internet is pointing and laughing at these pics like assholes with no souls, and they get away with it…but point and laugh at a queer, a fat chick, a retard or an ethnic person and you’re the devil…

People love seeing the rich hit roadblocks…

I love seeing the rich hit their pelvic bones against whores who like rich guys…which is all whores..not cuz I like rich pelvic bones….I just like being reaffirmed of my judging ways….that whores are whores are whores..

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2019

04

Jun

Bella Thorne Got her Bikini On of the Day

Bella Thorne is out there promoting the importance of books, the only way she knows how…by being a half naked slut…

She is famous, she’s big on the social media feed, and she cares about elevating the intellect of the future generation through reading, despite not being able to write her captions, and being a high school drop out, she has recently released some bullshit book in an era when no one reads, that is a best seller…which makes no sense….

But since books aren’t a trend, you gotta get out there and make reading cool again, like you’re on some reading rainbow shit, even though the kids only know how to read rap lyrics to find new phrases to bring into their daily life and MEMES…and you do that bikini slut posing and that’s good enough for me…I’m buying into this….I am a believer….stay woke or some shit.

BElla Thorne Booty Wet Bikinir

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2019

04

Jun

Instagram Clickbait of the Day

If you are wondering where all the clever comedy has gone in the world…here’s your answer…Instagram…

The hub of mindless memes people like to share, they are easy to consume…but more importantly…the land of sluts trying to find funny wants to promote their slut self…and they do it with clever clips like this..

Pretending to be having sex, when really doing stretches….a concept that has been done before so many fucking but that can never be done enough….call America’s Funniest Home Vidoes…and INS…the future is now.

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2019

04

Jun

Kendall Jenner Asshole Flash of the Day

Kendall Jenner Asshole Flash

Is Kendall Jenner’s asshole flash on the jet ski, that is barely an asshole flash, since I can’t see her asshole…even if she wants us to see her asshole, she’s been trained in media manipulation, and understands that Kim showed her asshole for the cause and because of that no one else in the family has to. She sacrificed her dignity, by letting the world see her bleached, waxed asshole…so that her sister didn’t have to show theres….but a little cocktease or peek into the asshole never hurt to generate some hype…because these people need hype to survive and need hype to continue whoring their products…..it’s their lifeline even though they are sitting on a pile of fucking money…


Kendall Jenner Asshole Flash

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2019

04

Jun

Isabeli Fontana Swimsuit for Hello Mag of the Day

I guess surfing a thing for old as fuck models to do….cuz Gisele just came out with her own series of surf glamour fashion pics for VOGUE…I’d like it, but I am lazy…

Now Isabeli Fontana, who must be 55 by now is doing it for Hello Mag…because I guess the SURF Board is the beach accessory of the year…and you don’t need to be a pro surfer to bite it as nothing is core or sacred….it’s the internet era of fair fucking game…and we don’t care…the more women in bathing suits smearing their pussy on a fiber glass board….the better…any excuse to be a half naked slut works for me…

Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system, you know hypocorisy where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like he perverts they are….

That said….we still perverting on her…


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2019

04

Jun

Tits at the CFDA Fashion Awards of the Day

I don’t know if the CFDA is some Fashion AIDS event that all these people attend like AIDS is still a death sentence, or like they care about AIDS, when really they just care about being seen at luxurious events….I guess I could just google it…

As it turns out, CFDA is for emerging designers, which means it is a celebration for a bunch of self involved assholes, who can afford designer clothes, but instead get them for free….and make all their idiots fan pay for them…even though their idiot fans work as girls who get naked on instagram trying to recruit rich boyfriends….and can’t afford the nonsense….fashion industry scam…

Which I guess is still and AIDS event cuz all these people look like they have dirty unprotected sex like the heathens they are…not that AIDS is a death sentence….

Garbage people doing garbage things. Tits out.

Taylor Hill

SHAILENE WOODLEY
CFDA FASHION AWARDS SHAILENE WOODLEY

MARTHA HUNT
CFDA Fashion Awards MARTHA HUNT

LILI REINHART
CFDA Fashion Awards LILI REINHART

KAT GRAHAM – NOT ASHLEY GRAHAM
CFDA Fashion Awards Kat Graham 3

KAROLINA KURKOVA WITH THE DEEP PUSSY PRINT BODY SUIT
CFDA Fashion Awards KaROLINA KURKOVA

JENNIFER LOPEZ
CFDA Fashion Awards Jennifer Lopez

HEIDI KLUM
CFDA Fashion Awards Heidi Klum

GIGI HADID
CFDA Fashion Awards Gigi Hadid

EM RAT COW
CFDA Fashion Awards Em Rat Cow

BARBARA PALVIN PLUS SIZE TITS
CFDA Fashion Awards Barbara Palvin

DEVON WINDSOR SNEAKING HER WAY IN
CFDA Fashion Awards Devon Windsor

RAT FACE BELLA HADID LOOKIN FOR THE CHEESE
CFDA Fashion Awards Bella Hadid

THE BEST FOR LAST – ELSA HOSK NIPPLES
CFDA Fashion Awards Elsa Hosk

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2019

04

Jun

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Dyke it Down of the Day

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Dyke it Down

These Idiots back at it with the lesbian content.

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson two people who had a lot of hype, one when she was on a hit show Pretty Little Thing and the other when she was a top model, despite being short and not hot, but in the scene and used as a model, since modeling is a fucking joke, and the fashion industry and those who book models make that fucking clear to us every fucking day…

So it is only natural that two attention seekers, who loved the hype around them…so now that they fuck each other like perverts – they devote their time to getting in the press for being dykes and they probably aren’t even dykes – they just like the storyline the media runs with and feeding it because it means they are talked about….

These people…all assholes who believe their own hype…

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|Cara Delevingne|SFW

2019

04

Jun

Slutty Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

Bella Hadid Bikini

Bella Hadid who may be a man, or just a trans face, a rich kid with a budget to make herself look better than she looked naturally, which is pretty shit, since this is an instagram generation of everyone in the spotlight, even no names, and those who don’t deserve it, but have a name cuz they were lucky enough to have a sister who was friends with the Kardashians and a dad who fucked models, like the sugar daddy he is, and wanted to invest in his daughter to be in that scene, ideally the top of the scene, to help im fuck models….cuz they are rich people and their egos fuel them….and they know anything can be bought….

I do know people who find her and her muppet face hot, which always confuses me.


Bella Hadid Bikini Tits

Here she is at the CFDA Fashion Awards looking for the cheese table..

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Bella Hadid NYC
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2019

04

Jun

Sophie Turner See Through of the Day

Sophie Turner See Through

Oh God…

Thank god for the see through dress with nipples cuz Sophie Turner’s got an ass face.

That’s all I have to say about that.

You see I don’t watch Game of Thrones with Wizards and Dragons so I have nothing more on this, no emotional connection, just straight up looking at her face for what it is….a Jonas Brother cum dumpster.

I don’t use the word cum dumpster enough….

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Here’s her sister in law – Priyanka Chopra – showing upper thigh…

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2019

04

Jun

Top 10 Bikini Sluts of the Day

Top 10 Bikini Sluts

The main thing I’ve learned from instagram is that it is too fucking easy for sluts to get noticed, they just get half naked…

The other thing I’ve learned from instagram is that girls have really silly looking bodies, whether it is a facetune / photoshop app filter where they make the ass bigger and clown-like, the waist skinnier, the tits bigger…or it is plastic surgery or medical spa injections…it’s out there…like it’s own brand of what is hot….every day girls…looking like some weirdo fucking fetish model…

Pretty confusing times, but here’s a bunch of no names, without their names, to show you that it’s not just celebs and INFLUENCERs trying to famous or INFLUENCERS..it’s every bitch with a set of tits and an ass she wants seen…which happens to be ALL chicks.

Top 10 Bikini Sluts

Top 10 Bikini Sluts

Top 10 Bikini Sluts

Top 10 Bikini Sluts

Top 10 Bikini Sluts

Top 10 Bikini Sluts

Top 10 Bikini Sluts

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