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2019

14

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People who don’t care about basketball here in Canada seem to really fucking care about basketball here in Canada…and I blame that homosexual DRAKE….

I love a good troll. I think the constant theme in my life is that I love fucking with people, like that time I made a deal with a girl I knew who had never orgasmed that I would get her a vibrator to help her orgasm for the first time under the condition that she would film herself using it the first time….but instead of buying her one… i gave her one I had found on the street months earlier but kept in a doggy shit bag for just this occasion…you can imagine the laughs I got when the pics and video came in… I always wonder if she washed it, because I didn’t. Here are some steplinks

Here are some StepLINKS…

Paula Abdul Said She Was in a Plane Crash there is No Record Of…
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Taylor Swift Dropped What I Assume to be a Shitty ALbum
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The Trailer to The Shining Sequel
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New York is Building a Wall to Hold Back the Ocean….
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Olivia Culpo ABS
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Throwback to some Matrix Nerds
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Ronan Farrow Calls Out the Media Like a Queer.
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Walmart Truck Gets Stuck
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Bikini Model Photoshoot Fail – OLD BUT GOOD
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2019

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think the stepLINKS of the day is the most important post of the day, a labor of love that takes me over an hour to do, I physically do it myself, slaving away for you idiots, in a task that is best suited for a 10 dollar an hour intern – yet 14 years into this – I still can’t afford a 10 dollar an hour intern – which almost makes me laugh – because I don’t even make 10 dollars an hour on this shit – yet when I started I thought – This is going to be the next YOUTUBE….come at me google…give me that billions….

So I se all these other companies, hire staff for 10 dollars an hour to do the bitch work…yet here I am….doing the bitch work….like a can collecting homeless person – the internet version…

That said, where the sugar babies at? This motherfucker right here is a dot com entrepreneur…making real fucking moves…and shakes…if you consider trying to find my dick beneath my obesity while staring at the wall making moves…and you should..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Brian Singer Buys His Way out of a Rape – Cuz That’s all Rape Accusers Want – CASH
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Bikini girl – Rope Swing Fail
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Selena Gomez Feeding her Tits Chicken Wings
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Avengers Endgame Shooting Locations
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Some Pics of the Chernobyl Influencers
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Girl Passes Out on the Ride
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The Police were called to Joe Jonas’ Bachelor party Three Times for SODOMY
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Sienna Miller in Black
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China’s Vision of a Censored Internet is Spreading
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Bieber was joking about fighting Tom Cruise – He Actually wants to Fuck Him – Cuz he’s a HOMO
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Celeb Sluts at a Bullshit Event
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Diane Guerrero in Black Lace Lingerie
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Pretty Amazing Secret Gun Safe
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Rosario Dawson has Trapped Loser Trying to Be President
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Marvel’s Endgame and Game of Thrones are the Same Story…
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Olive Gray in a See Through Dress!
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Semi Truck Gets Stuck
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Some Naked Playboy Chick
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Celebrity Anti-Vaxxer we Hope Dies of the Plague
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Kristen Doute Topless at the Beach
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Parisians Try to Pronounce Words in English
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Cuba Gooding – Changing His Name to Cuba Rapist
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Swimming Pool Brawl
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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From the Forum

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Jennifer Aniston in a Slutty Outfit…
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Tessa Thompson at an Event
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Rat Cow Looks Like Shit in Public
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Creepy Sarah HYland in a Fitness GEar
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Anne Winters Hot Outfit
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Elsa Hosk – Non Nude Photoshoot
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Emily Osment at an Event
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Shailene Woodley at an Event
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Christina Milian in Shorts
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Selena Gomez in Stripes
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Rita Ora – Cleavage
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Nell TIger – Titty Peek
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Ashley Tisdale – UGLY
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Subway Worker Fucked in the Bathroom – Smearing Cum on her Tits – Before Making a Sandwich
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Skinny Lia and her Massive Tits
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Big Amateur Tits – FINGERING
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Throat Training
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BOLT ON TITS…
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Hot Girl HIDING her Dildo Right
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A Gallery of BUTTS
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Is This Legal?
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Nudist Mariachi Band
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2 Girls – The Second One has a Ridiculous Looking Vagina
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Anabelle BOOBS
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Huge Tits on this Porn Chick
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Hot Reddit Amateur with her Tits Out
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Stripper’s Bottle in Ass TWERK
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Huge Titty Amateur Sex
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Francine Pushes Her Tits Up
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A Belly BUSTER
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE PUSSY LOVERS WHO LOVE SEEING ALL THE PUSSY!
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2019

13

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is our goddess, our spirit animal, the creature we worship every SUNDAY while washing our feet and eating FISH….

She is a legend, possibly the messiah, definitely MY messiah….and in all these years she’s been out there chilling on her celebrity after all her breakdowns that I’ve been privy to….I’m ready for her comeback.

I have been encouraging in all my posts about her – whenever I get around to doing posts about her – because she’s not so good at whoring out on instagram….BECAUSE I KNOW….she will win an OSCAR in her lifetime. Once she’s ready.

She’s still young enough, despite looking old, and she’s still wild, but there is no doubt in my mind…that she’ll be back…

She’s just testing the waters…with her hot LOHAN tits out…

I will forever be a fan….even though I hate everything…it’s just that we go way back and she represents such a cooler time in Celebrity…when it mattered before everyone was a fucking celeb….ya know.

I guess what I am saying is Lohan is everything and her tits look fucking killer….maybe they’ve been updated…maybe they are only 12 years old, not quite a teenager in puberty, they just got their period….

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2019

13

Jun

Noah Cyrus Braless Tits of the Day

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I love that the no bra wifebeater outfit is a trend, not because I am into style or fashion but because I am into tits…plus I was in my 20s when this was a style in the punk scene…but only the real hot girls would pull it off…the real edgy people would pull it off..so it’s some Nostalgia for me…

With any great thing that happens in fashion and style, comes unfortunate thing like the bold troll bitches who buy into the fashion and style trend thinking it applies to them…

There is no fashion police saying “Hey fatty, don’t wear those leggings”….like there is no fashion police saying “he big ugly cyrus nips, put a bra on, leave the nips to your sister”….

But there should be, but instead we have all these empowered idiots…doing their bullshit and it’s annoying but still nipples.

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2019

13

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is showing you all how strong her tuck game is…because she is a rumored tranny – but that just may be a rumor I’ve been perpetuating since the dawn of this website, back when Nicole Scherzinger was a vegas fetish stripper, before becoming a dancer in the Pussy Cat Doll stageshow that went viral and made a bunch of idiots a bunch of money they would never have made if they tried that shit today..

So maybe she does in fact have a real, genuine, original, came when manufactured…and when trying to broker more deals like her solo career….PUSSY…

Who knows…

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2019

13

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes and her deflated looking old lady titties in a bikini – being the DJ wife now that she doesn’t have a full time Victoria’s Secret modeling job, but has every intention to make sure her DJ husband, the man who fathered her kids…and probably a handful of DJ groupie kids…IBIZA you know…gets wild…

I guess what happens is when these old ladies try to get fit, they lose the important fat, to get rid of the hard to reach fat, like the titty fat….it’s a small sacrifice for them to not have an old lady mom gut…sacrifice the titties for the flat stomach…but I’m sure when you’re an IBIZA DJ and all you see are big hot tits topless…your model wife who annoys you, who isn’t still a model, who doesn’t even have tits…looks far less amazing than she did when she was in her early 20s before you knocked her up.

POINT BEING…bikini pics of an old lady, ex model….named DOUTZEN….which when translated to english means “deflated tits in a bikini due to deflated confidence from having a deflating career and a marriage that involves a DJ husband deflating his balls all over young hot models”…..

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2019

13

Jun

Iskra Lawrence Side Tit of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence was a girl who wanted to be a model, who starved herself out to be a model, and who didn’t make it as a model the traditional way, and took their “you’re too big” to heart…and decided to become a fat chick activist….even though she was never fat…she was just told she was because the model agencies needed a way to get rid of her…

BUT SHE SHOWED THEM…

She said – “Plus sized is in” and “people are fat”….and “fat people have a voice, but more importantly the level of insecurity that makes them pull out their credit cards to buy anything to make them feel better about being their fat self”….

So she started carb-loading….Marathon athlete level carb loading….without the fitness..all to FAT-FACE like BLACK-FACE it…and pull an empowering viral video, get fat chick followers, sell to brand…and be empowered while eating all the bad food she couldn’t when she tried being a legit model…rather than a fat fetish model…

Boring….but here’s her fat tit…

If you’re into fat fetish tit, there are a bunch of fat girls on Instagram trying to be hot, pretending to be hot, doing the instagram model thing, but doing it at 300 pounds because they think they can – positive reinforcement or something…when really just becoming fat fetish models with fat tits out…like back in the day when you needed to go to the magazine store to get your obscure fetish magazines to see BBW shit that I’ll never understand…

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2019

13

Jun

Kate Hudson Bikini Body of the Day

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I live a pretty uneventful life, besides drinking myself to death alone in my basement apartment that smells of black mold and death….sitting on a soiled couch I found off the street…I don’t do much…I don’t see many people…except my obese wife who I occassionally have to eat out, to keep her happy as she pays the rent…..

With that being said, these Kate Hudson pics in her bikini are not the highlight of my pathetic existence of a day…

I know what you’re thinking…maybe I am not a Kate Hudson fan and that I don’t care for Kate Hudson…and you’re right.

The rich kid, mooched off her mom’s celebrity, who fucked everyone in hollywood, and became an actress before making Owen Wilson attempt to kill himself…is not something I’m a fan of, or interested in…

But the bikini in the pics usually overpowers that….and the fake tits usually overpower that…but the mom gunt on her 40 year old body…is winning this round….

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2019

13

Jun

Yana Nahorniak in a Topless Anti Smoking PSA of the Day

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Yana Nahorniak wants you to know that smoking kills, so badly that she got naked for the cause, you know to really get that message out there, by shocking everyone as she sucks on a cigarette like a homeless crackhead at a CHURCH AA meeting…in what seems ridiculous to me as an ex-smoker – because that shit is so fucking vile – how could anyone do it…

Maybe I’m over-thinking it, maybe it’s just a shoot to get topless…and the smoking is just something she does to stay skinny.

I’ll never knoa because Yana Nahorniak is basically a nobody and I won’t remember her, like I don’t remember my High school Math teacher…who I used to terrorize everyday…in what may be stage one Alzheimers…

But if she was a smart Iron Curtain / Cold War / Mail Order Bride “Influencer”…she’d be getting naked at Chernobyl…that shit’s trending.