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2019

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only thing I did last night was watch aspiring instagram models who have never made it as instagram models – despite getting naked on instagram – is always funny to me – especially when they band together and get mad at the photographers who aren’t real photographers in the first place – about posting up the nude pics they signed a model release on the year earlier when they shot it in desperation to get noticed on the internet – only to realize that was a bad strategy and are now trying to reverse that whore approach by removing all the pics of them off the internet – only to get mad at the photographer for saying “No, you signed a release”….to which they claim they didn’t really consent to, but only signed it cuz they thought the dude was cool…

Trying to understand the naked girl on the internet trying to not be a naked girl on the internet after being a naked girl on the interent and claiming rape or being taken advantage of despite singing a release form blindly…blows my mind…almost as much as me writing nonsense about it…

I already knew girls were idiots…I don’t need to watch it unfold…

Here are some stepLINKS….of the Day….ok…

Bikini SWING Fail
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BIKINI CHEERLEADER LIFT FAIL PORN
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Jessica Biel is an Anti VAXXER – and She’s LOBBYING the Government
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The Marble Olympics
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Actors are Banned from Voting in the EMMYS cuz they are Black or something…
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Swimming Pool BRawl
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IGGY AZALEA SLUTTY PICS
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Cuba Gooding Jr Grabs TITTIES!
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Asian Man Tells Fortune By Grabbing Breast
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90s Reboot No One Asked For
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Police Van Kills Woman
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VAGINA JUMP
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2 Year Old Pics of Obama’s Daughter and her Tits Pushed Up in a Bikini
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2019

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in an era where when you thank someone serving you, whether it is a waitress or a cashier or a in-store clerk, you can’t say “thanks man”…because they are most likely than not social justice warrior college kids who will freak out because you took initiative and assigned a gender to them – without asking what their pronoun is….

It hasn’t happened to me, because I do my best to call any girl I see who looks like a dyke, who doesn’t shave her legs, “SIR”….just to assign a gender to them and make them feel awkward about it…the key to not dealing with idiots is intimidating them…

The other day, when I saw a man who could have been a woman transitioning…a little dainty thing I doubt you’d be considered gay if you fucked him….I just thanked him and acted as if his name was Robert…you know to let him know, he’s a man to me…”Thanks Robert”…confuse the fucking Starbucks cunt and his inclusivity gender fluid bullshit…I’ll fucking make a man out of you if I fucking choose to…customer is always right motherfucker…keep your politics outside of my fucking LATTE fucker…

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Tarantino is Doing a Star Trek Movie…
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Nell Tiger – Nipple
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Liz Turner – HUGE tits
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Crazy Fucking New Age Women Freaking Me Out
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Growing Pains Reboot is Happening
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Ivanka Trump – Hard Nipples
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Max Landis / John Landis’ Son – Beats Women
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Duckboat Capsizes and Sinks During Thunderstorm
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Drake’s Watch was set to “I’d Love to Kiss Your Pussy” even though he’s a Faggot.
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Ariana Grande Loves Abortion…
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Miley Apologizes to HIP HOP
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Meek Mill Gets Social Justice Award..
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The Status n Woodstock 50…
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Kristen DOUTE Topless Sunbathing
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Influencers Being ASked to Stop Taking Pics at Chernobyl
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Girl With No Ass – Freaks Out
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Selena Gomez – BUSTY
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Amber Heard Pokies
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Honest Trailer of Captain Marvel
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THe MUSIC Collaboration You Hope Die in a PLane Crash Together
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Dodgeball Is “An Unethical Tool Of Oppression”
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TURKEY the CROSSING Guard
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SLow Eat Bowl – FAIL
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Important Nina Dobrev NEWS
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Lisa Rinna Old Bikini Whore
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Jennifer Aniston Old at an Event
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Celebs at Some Event…Being Whores…
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Stana Katic – Worth a Fuck
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Selena Gomez in a Dress
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Jessica Gomes – Worth a Fuck
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Kendall and Hailey Bieber Whores
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Rita Ora in a Short Skirt
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Christina Hendricks Big Tits
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Rachel Leigh Cook LIVES
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From stepSMUT!!

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Naked Chick Jumps at Camera – PUSSY first.
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Hot Naked Public Breakdown
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Sharon the Big Titty MILF
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Squirt Kills Camera
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Erotic NUDE Artist Photos of SLUTS
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Girl with Massive Nip Rings..
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Black Nia Nacci – Skinny Dips…
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Very Talented Tits
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9 WTF Moments…
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Googly Eye Masturbation is Awful
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Slut Loves her bike – WAY too Much
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HOOKER TROLL OF THE DAY
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Naked Girl on a Swing
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Girl Shoving an Apple Up Her Ass
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Public Fake Tit and Pussy Show
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Erica Naked By the Window
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Zoe McDonald Slut Naked…
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2019

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip of the Day

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I think the biggest tits…or the biggest news is that Charlotte McKinney let her big tit fall out….because it needed to remind people it is still there are she tries to have a celebrity life…and denounce the fact that she’s just a big set of tits out there going viral on instagram cuz the internet loves tits…

I can respect the struggle these girls have in figuring out their identity after using clickbait tactics to get seen….part of them has an ego and think they have enough looks or importance or bra cup size to get noticed…to go viral…to get big on the internet….but once they pull off the followers they have to realize that they just have the followers from being whores…

So they try to intellectualize it, maybe try to add new kinds of content into the mix, anything than accept that they only exist for their tits…

It’s a struggle I am sure, an overpaid living the good life struggle…but a struggle none the less I guess…

So in the identity crisis of “I am more than just tits” she realizes she is in fact JUST TITS…

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2019

Jun

Olive Gray Nipples of the Day

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Olive Gray is some UK actress….who must be half white / half black in order to explain her last name…you see black and white mixed together makes grey….as it turns out…her last name isn’t Gray, that is just her color…

Her dad, the BLACK one in her GRAY is some UK 80s popstar named David Grant…

Her mom, the WHITE one in her Gray, is his wife….paving the way for their daughter to bring her tits out at an event…not that you need an excuse to bring your tits out to an event..just fucking bring it fools.

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2019

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Still Continues of the Day

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In case you were wondering – Ashley Tisdale is Still Fucking Ugly…

She’s so fucking ugly, how the fuck did she even get a career….who authorized that…who is her Co-Signer..

Not to mention – who are these media hype eating losers who think she’s hot…..

YOU BRAIN WASHED fucks, that is why the MEDIA beats you and controls your mind.

This cross-eyed freak looks like she’s coming to get us…

When maybe she should consider moving to New Mexico or some shit where she can officially be forgotten.

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2019

Jun

Gigi Hadid Pussy Print of the Day

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We are living in the BIKE SHORT revival….and as someone who used to call people Gayer Than Bicycle Short, which was a dis I used against a lot of people, but mainly on fallen crackhead soldier – DJ AM, back in the having sex with Nicole Riche Days, before he was the biggest DJ in the world right at the cusp of the DJ taking over music… in what is pretty weak dis, but now that Bike Shorts are a fashion statement, it makes me almost a PROPHET unfortunately NOT FOR Profit, because I fail at most things…but Gigi Hadid’s not failing at showing off her pussy lips in a cameltoe…

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2019

Jun

Delilah Belle Hamlin Birthday Pussy Print of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is in a pussy pop off with her mom …..

A pussy pop off is when girls on the internet compete for male attention by showing off their pussies…in the most creative way possible so that they don’t look like shameless whores, while still being enough of a whore to get noticed…it’s a difficult balancing act.

Lisa Rinna, the mom, is a fucking whore…so it is only natural that her LA raised daughter living in this generation of everyone being a whore…would be a SUPER whore…the comicbook movie I should write…but I’m lazy…SUPER WHORE…

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2019

Jun

Julianne Hough Nudity of the Day

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It’s RUMSPRINGA up in here for this BAD Mormon Bitch, who like so many people raised in the church, any CHURCH, but primarily Latter Day Saints church, where I think she was molested by people and forced to fuck her brother, because you don’t become sibling dance partners without some incest pervert orchestrating the whole thing….

Even though, my experience with Mormon is that a girl who used to masturbate on one of our stepGIRLS snapchat back when we ran that racket….is now a mormon…from fingering herself in the backseat of her car on some family road trip….to married and wholesome…weird how that works out….and almost as funny knowing she was masturbating for the people before finding Jebediah or whoever runs Mormonism….as when girls do the Julianne Hough and fucking get slutty after having BEEN slutty…due to the repressive life.

All this to say…nice nude. Where’s the fisting? I mean she dated Seacrest the Anal Fiend…there must be more to Julianne Hough than this.

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2019

Jun

Liz Hurley Bikini Tits of the Day

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Liz Hurley, like so many moms, thanks to the internet…where they get all kinds of health and beauty tips on Youtube, and all kinds of fashion and style tips on Instagram….and can finally live out their life as a trendy, with it, mom…who often times looks better than their fat and lazy teen daughters…whilst wearing their leggings or thong…because unlike their teen daughters, youth is not on their side…and unlike their teen daughters…society doesn’t look at her fatness as an empowering thing…these teens are a generation of be slutty no matter what you look like…where as old mom needs to really work hard at being hot….through diet and exercise…those leggings or bikinis….NEED TO BE WORN…you know to feel like they aren’t 100 fucking years old.

I am not against sluts of any age being sluts even if they are past their prime…as long as they keep trying….I think it should be encouraged…so good work granny HURLEY…

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2019

Jun

Irina Shayk Embraces the Single Life of the Day

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Irina Shayk and Brad Cooper have broken up over Brad Cooper being a self absorbed cunt who makes terrible fucking movies, that the world mistakenly celebrates, even though it is shit…

It was a sad case of realizing that true love may not last forever, but child support payments if you Sugar Baby proper can last 18 years…

In Brad Cooper’s defence, hot soulless Russian sex workers can be a pain in the ass, and he can fuck anyone who is not a pain in the ass, being Brad Cooper…you know lock in some hot groupies who work as your slave, not some entitled Russian you knocked up who thinks she’s got the control of you with her banged out pussy…

WELL…like clockwork, Irina, knowing the world is watching over, by posting up ass pics…for the world to remember what she’s good at….being a whore…who doesn’t take it up the ass cuz it reduces the chance of BABY making.

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