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2019

17

Jun

Sydney Sweeney Naked of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is some actress I’ve seen around, probably posted on a few times, because she’s got big fucking tits and we all like big fucking tits…

I am too lazy to see all the brilliant and life changing things I’ve written about her while posting up the pics of her big tits, but I do know the 21 year ld has been making a lot of fucking moves in her young budding career…from being the teen bride who died in Handmaid’s Tale…to being the girl institutionalized in Sharp Objects with Amy Adams….she’s HBO’s sweetheart…now in their new show getting fucked by a black dude the way all white girls should….but also taking slutty selfies, or what look like slutty nude leaked selfies that are really just part of the show…a show I am sure we will all watch in slow motion…or at least just watch the nude scenes…

I think she’s the young and hottest new thing in Hollywood…being cultivated to be a future star…like the industry did with ScarJo…and I fully understand why….THE TITS…we love tits…AMERICA and TITS is like AMerica and Apple Pie…INTO IT…

This is the biggest news of the day. Hot Young Actress who hasn’t been over exposed or over over publicized like she was Bella Thorne who stages leaked nudes to show her tits, while this fresh meat is doing titty content with tits I want to look at, rather than loud and annoying greasy tits….making this the fucking future.

Sydney Sweeney exists…she matters…she’s letting all you fools know…that she is the new new….and we love new titties…

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2019

17

Jun

MTV Movie Awards Round Up of the Day

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THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS HAPPENED…and I didn’t notice, because I thought MTV died, and felt fine in that thought process…you know like when you pretend that someone you hate is dead, and you find comfort in that….

The truth is that MTV is still around and trying to exist, hoping that the kids of today get nostalgic like they have with ever re-make that has been happening, and that eventually they turn to MTV for great programming again..they are a billion dollar brand they can’t drown….which always amazes me that it would ever get to this point…they have such huge budgets and capabilities to do anything and everything yet still fucking fail. It is weird….

Anyway, an award show happened, I am not a news site, I am a titty site, I don’t need to know celeb gossip, or events, it gets in the way of the tits, so in having NO idea it happened we’ve still got the ROUND UP of the sluts who were at the award show….doing Award show things…celebrating that they’ve already won at life…because they are invited to these things, when you aren’t even invited to your family’s Father’s day BBQ….loser.

Award shows are a lie, marketing hype and ability to sell sponsors and use celebs to hype themselves up….but then the tits show up and it’s ok.

Sydney Sweeney and her massive tits

Stassi Schroeder – not to be mistaken with the other Schroeders

Some woman named Sarah Ramos in a see through bra

Mischa Barton brought her fat tits out

Maude Apatow

Lindsey Vonn Pussy Flasher

Kiernan Shipka not exposing her hard nipples

Jada Pinkett Smith looking old and butch

Heidi Montag Tit Scars

Hannah Stocking some youtuber..

Chanel West Coast who fucked so many dogs she’s starting to look like one.

Audrina Patridge slutty

Aubrey Plaza, lest we forget her lil nips

Alexa Demie..whoever that is with the tits

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2019

17

Jun

Bella Thorne Posts Nudes to Thwart Hacker of the Day

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In news I didn’t care about when it was unfolding….

Bella Thorne’s iCloud was hacked, the hacker was threatening her with her nudes, that are really barely nudes, she cried about it to her fans and followers, and decided to be a strong, brave, defy all odds kind of girl, you know a hero who champions her own tits that she’s been showing off in various ways the last few years, after Disney and her Mom abused her by forcing her into this life, and to take ownership on her nudes…she posted them….

I am going to call FAKE…an excuse to show her actual tits, that I thought were fake tits, but that now that I see that big red Nipple, the kind some Ginger’s like Bella Thorne get while others like our Goddess Lohan luckily didn’t get…

The whole thing is pretty fucking gross, not really a fucking story, if anything very silly…but I guess I should post it up.

This is such an easy publicity stunt to pull, easy angle to play, and as if this girl gives a fuck about flashing some tit.

I am surprised she hasn’t had a shit covered dick pulled out of her on her IG Story…

This is weak and lame and the whole angle on it…about being a violated woman who won’t let another man take charge of her sexuality….boring, repetitive, a little too staged or contrived to matter…

I’m not against the nudes, even though some women look better clothed than nude…I am against the back story of empowering herself with her nudes. That shit is just dumb….when all you gotta do is post the shit, it’s not that far off the shit you already do….daily..

The whole cry rape, cry molested, cry being abused by toxic masculinaty and misogyny is so boring, but I guess the girls need to do this when they post nudes now, so they don’t look like attention seeking whores, even if they are….

The fact is, when you take a nude, that shit is already public domain cuz the dude you took it for is showing everyone.

NOT TO MENTION, I have female friends and they all show every dick pic they get to each other and everyone….many of the girls I know have shown me dick pics of their current boyfriends as an LOL…

We can all agree that this is just human nature, and this whole predator shit is exhausting and takes away from the simplicity of a nude…

NOT TO MENTION….

I am sure she wasn’t even hacked and it was just tactic to post a nude and get talked about like a victim, as Bella THorne is such a troll you don’t even realize she’s a dude. She just trolls that hard..

Tactics…to get attention, to piss off exes, to be the exhibitionist narcissist she is…crying rape, to come out of this a survivor, not a victim, or a SLUT…but she’s still pretty slutty to me, I’ll just never look at her tits the same way again cuz of those weird saucer nips…

The one thing we can say is that Bella Throne’s got some of the worst nipples in town..maybe in the WORLD…

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2019

17

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Gets Wet of the Day

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I’ve been calling her a dude, who fell into stripping after taking on some female hormones, like the Vegas GoGo Dancing Showgirl, the no period thing was good, got her no blackout days…before before landing a job working as a PussyCat Doll, which turned into a Solo Career when all bitch does is dance like a gay man at a nigh club on one too many LUDES…

Well, she’s in her 40s now, still hard bodied, thanks to men aging better than women, and she’s really digging deep to show you that she doesn’t have a dick, and it isn’t a TUCK GAME STRONG situation..but rather she’s just a natural born woman with high testosterone from her fitness levels..and her hard face is just a matter of opinion…many men like a girl with strong edges…

Tranny or not, it’s not queer to jerk off to this, because if she identifies as a woman, and may in fact be a woman, with no sign of dick…you get that pass…

Those dudes who love trannies, call themselves straight, but suck the tranny dicks…do not…that’s just gateway homosexuality you closet case fuck….trans isn’t a gender of it’s own…if there’s a dick…you must ACQUIT…or admit you’re a homo.

Either way, Nicole Scherzinger likely has no dick, so let’s all enjoy this moment together.

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2019

17

Jun

Olivia “COCKBURN” Wilde in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Olivia Wilde is someone who was easy to laugh at in an infantile, elementary school way….because her last name is Cockburn…that’s a funny last name for someone who is in entertainment and had to make cocks burn to get where she’s at….and to hav WILDE as a stripper name, or stage name, or nom du plume, or whatever you want to call it was pretty weak as far as I’m concerned…not very creative at all..

I also never found her to be all that hot, but as it turns out, I’ve watched her in movies….and not once has she annoyed me…in fact she sucked me in and I left our one sided exchange thinking she was hot…so she’s one of those women who isn’t anything special, but knows witchcraft or something, and can suck you into thinking she is….

Here she is a mom in a bathing suit…not that hot…but I still like her and this site is ALL about me…

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2019

17

Jun

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Whilst on the subject of big tits, you know some HORMONES in the food, all these skinny girls have big tits, here’s some Sophie Mudd with her big tits…just trying to make it in America the way she knows how, thanks to her god given talent, for her god given right to develop a social media following…that she can turn around and make money off of, and have a good life with, like a new Generation Rat Cow, only far more interesting than Rat Cow, cuz her tits are twice the size, and should therefore be worth twice the money, twice the hype unless tit size exponentially makes a woman more important….but I’m not mathematician…I’m just a titty observer who sees tits getting hits and making lives for the host bodies of said tits…

A pretty good deal, considering all she needed to do for this hype was go through puberty…and eat lots of dairy…

Work it…like you have no choice but to do…you know why people are here smashing that like / follow button – give them what they’re looking for.

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2019

17

Jun

Josie Canseco Nipples of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the 22 year old daughter of Jose Canseco. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especially when Baseball groupie turned wives are strippers from the road…

I found great joy in learning that her mom was in fact a Hooters waitress, which was something I assumed by never bothered looking up until recently, because trash love pro athlete and pro athletes like the overpaid jocks they are…like trash…

There is no surprise, that Josie in this era of social media, would end up dressing slutty with her tits out….building an audience off her name and trust fund..

There is a surprise that she became a Victoria’s Secret girl, posing for them…..while being a really mainstream, sorority girl looking thing that only has dude followers on social media….as VS tries to get that young audience in….

This shoot isn’t for VS, it’s another brand that VS probably owns, I’m sure secretly they buy all the Instagam lingerie brands, as they try to get current and lock in a younger demo…

Her nipples are out, which is great, since we’ve seen them all before…but that still look good because she’s hot…and trashy….what’s not to like other tan her being a rich entitled spoiled brat cunt…that’s always annoying.

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2019

17

Jun

Mariah Carey Backpages Photoshoot of the Day

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Apparently these are from 2016, even though it looks like it was shot on the first camera phone in 1999, when Mariah Carey decided to post an ad on Backpages and needed these photos get the clients….you know for fun, since she’s made all this money as a song and dance girl, with all the access to anyone she wants, which is boring, so she can afford to to follow her true calling as a sex worker…

This is some bootleg shit if I’ve ever seen it, but the fact that it happened and that we get to look onto whatever the fuck this is…is pretty remarkable…

You know that behind closed doors all these women are women, and in being women they are crazy, and in being women who want to be famous they are on another level of crazy, that involves a lot of nudity and shamelessness, and now we get to watch on cuz of social media…thanks social media for making whores have a platform to broaden their audience they whore out to…

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2019

17

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin wants to be Kim Basinger so bad but she’s got that Alec Baldwin head, which is a constant reminder to herself of how much of a disappointment she is, where that her own dad called her a little pig publicly when divorcing Kim Bassinger, but more interestingly, that he ran off to start a new family with his hot Yoga wife to off-set his first attempt with this one, and to start fresh…..

Ireland Baldwin, an early to instagram, beach surf influencer who went dark…lesbian…in and out of rehab..while her Christian cousin Hailey moved in and took over for the family, by partnering up with the Kardashians before marrying Bieber…leaving this one confused, in an identity crisis, with a dad who doesn’t even like her…

A 7 foot tall monster with proportionate tits, you’d never know was that massive….and she’s back out here bringing out the tits, making for a worthy and respectable comeback to the social media game.

I am a fan.

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2019

17

Jun

Heidi Klum Topless Dental Fetish of the Day

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Eugenics Heidi Klum with the dental fetish for those of you who like to see hot 50 year old tits that make no sense based on how old they are – doing some dental hygiene before bed in what could be a post blowjob get the cum out of my teeth or a pre blowjob I dont want to stink cuz I am old and my teeth are all rotting as they do when you get old….

The highlight of this self produced fetish porn is her underwear that she has on because it’s holding in her womb that has been destroyed by so many kids, and so many fistings thanks to SEALS dick being the size of a fist….forcing her to turn to anal for the normal sized dicks she gets…like so many women out there…

We live in a wild era of whores being allowed to be the whores they want to be on their own social media accounts they control…back in the day, seeing this would only happen if you were fucking Heidi Klum like so many people did…or if you were working at Victoria’s Secret and decided this was the creative direction of the shoot…

Hot times..

Here’s a throwback of her naked

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