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2019

30

May

Azealia Banks Nipples of the Day

Azealia Banks, the rapper bitch who kills chickens in her apartment cause she’s a fucking weirdo who spent some time in Canada where she met her DJ music partner who I’ve heard said she’s a wild one…is out there with her bolt on tits.

She’s already been naked, she’s done Playboy so they are tits we know….and probably avoid cuz they are always involved in the dumbest scandals involving Elon Musk, Grimes, Iggy Azalea…pretty much anyone she can call out…she calls out…which I guess can be appreciated if you care about this low level celebrity thing…I prefer to just look at the tits and encourage the posting of the tits cuz they are tits.

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2019

30

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is so damn ugly…

So here’s some pics of her vagina eating her pants, cuz as a people, or maybe it’s as a collective of perverts, we like seeing vaginas eating pants….the pussy definition, especially on girls who aren’t moms yet and who only have banged out pussies from the execs at Disney who put her on the map, are far less of a scary thing…than Ashley Tisdale’s face…

I used to do a series of posts when she was on High School Musical..where I would basically say “yep, still ugly”…and then the whole nose job thing happened, and she looked even worse, all while Disney positioned her as hot…

I figure nostalgia is in, I can’t believe I’m on my 15th year of blogging tits, with nothing to show for it…so we’ll do an UGLY WATCH continues for old times.

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2019

30

May

Christina Aguilera Slutty Hipster Shoot to Stay Relevant of the Day

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Christina Aguilera looking like an old Hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you have that tranny fetish, but you don’t like to admit it, and if anything you like women who look like men, when you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…

There was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….but she is still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowing down on the food cuz she’s a fatty…..maybe less fat than she’s been but still too fat….

It’s one of those hot chicks who get fat find fat liberating in a “Who gives a shit kind of way”…even though we all give a shit…we liked you little….

This is a shoot for a hipster mag, she’s a little slutty for 40, tits and ass out, licking disco balls, etc, like some GAY ICON but still looks good to me….but in my defense I’ve always been an X-Tina fan and at one time bet someone I would have sex with her in my lifetime, which is highly unlikely but could happen if I tried hard enough….but I’m not ready to murder / suicide…

She’s Christina Aguilera…staying young and hip in photoshoots despite being old.

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2019

30

May

Libby Mills and Tasmin Howells Double the Instagram Nudity of the Day

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I like when random girls on the same mission of getting naked on social media link up and do what they call a SHARE FOR SHARE in the form of producing content together like they are part of a sisterhood or sorority of getting naked on the social media platforms to get attention, noticed, an audience, maybe a famous boyfriend or an excuse to move to LA to live it up with the other girls who get naked on social media for the same reasons, where they can continue to express themselves through nudity with other girls to build up that profile and FUCKING win hard enough to start a t-shirt company and only sell 35 units to their fans cuz we’re here for the fucking tits bro…

I’ve never heard of TASMIN HOWELLS or Libby Mills but they are on the right track…this is what the kids are into and it’s great for us perverts who used to have such a hard time getting to see girls naked….young hot tight body girls naked…

The world is moving into the right place….

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2019

30

May

Gabrielle Union in a Bikini of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is out there taking ownership on her old lady body, because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing…..

They say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…she’s moved on, maybe she liked it….I don’t have the answers…I just know that if she was affected, she’d do the whole Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell, now ELLEN hustle….of fearing the penis forever…and devoting your life to the scissor…

But instead she’s the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….

She’s 45, she’s showing off, I’m into it, that’s all…

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2019

30

May

Liz Hurley Letting You Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

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Liz Hurley is such a little slut…

You’d think with her British accent, her success and her money, from both modeling and acting…and I guess from getting knocked up by rich guys she’s baited…that she’d be a little less of an exhibitionist, a little more demure and classy, a little more high society…but she got where she got being half naked and I guess owning that has been her thing…and now with social media, you can see her true colors of “Look at my old lady pussy and and ass and tits and whatever….I fucking love the LIKES I get”…

I am not complaining as I love sluts, but I wonder why she’s seeking that validation, oh right…cuz she’s an aged woman…obviously…

Some self produced smut…

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2019

30

May

Rhiannon Fish in a Bikini of the Day

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Rhiannon Marie Fish is a Canadian-born Australian….”ONE OF OUR OWN”…. actress best known for her role as April Scott on Home and Away. HUH? Never met it.

Fish was born in Canada “ONE OF OUR OWN” and relocated to Australia “KANGAROO FUCK” with her family when she was four.

Her first television role was Lisa Jeffries in Neighbours….because of course it was….Neighbours is the right of passage for all Australians…whether they want to be actors or not, like the Israeli defence force…by 18 you need to join and be in at least one episode…

EVERY SINGLE Australian has been on that damn show….

I’ve never heard of Rhiannon Marie Fish…despite being “One of our own” who defected and went to somewhere else in the commonwealth…

But she’s doing bikini slutty photoshoots and that’s always exciting with any bitch…even the local girl who works at the grocery store…I’ll look at anyone and everyone half naked…

Slutty.

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2019

30

May

Kitrysha Naked Again of the Day

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Kitrysha is the girl you can always count on to be naked somewhere on the internet…

She’s not even that hot, but fucking consistent…she puts in the work, she must be asian…just driving the point home – over and over again that she’s naked on the internet and eventually the right people will notice, give her money or a baby that gives her money, cuz all these low level naked on social media girls are the fucking same kind of hooker….

I don’t mind watching them hooking though…

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2019

30

May

Rebecca Bagnol’s Got her Titties Out of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is some hot hairy girl with a rocking bush and some firm looking bolt on tits that we’ve posted before, because she shows off her tits, and we like tits….

I guess she considers herself an artist and her art is showing off her tits – which any girl with tits realizes is a great art medium to have access to…..her body as her canvas to get her message out to the world…her feminism and empowerment…and shameless hot titty nudity…

Whether you are an aspiring lawyer or doctor or Influencer – the key to get that audience, those acceptance letters, that internship…is using those tits….as society as a whole love tits…

But I can’t reduce Rebecca Bagnol to just her tits, like she does…because she’s also got bush and bush is just as important as tits in this world of EROTICISM….I’ve been a bush advocate the entire history of this site and really my life…you can see it in my writing over the last 15 years if you don’t believe me….

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2019

30

May

Jennifer Lawrence has no Bra On of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Jennifer Lawrence is her tits.

She is not a compelling actress or artist who lives this inspiring life.

She is just publicly awkward, even annoying in her trying to be quirky…and her success as an actor came for whatever fucking reason, but I can assure you it wasn’t for being compelling…

The agents and managers and producers play the whole natural talent angle, or the “it factor” or whatever, but that’s all just marketing and sales hype.

The single most important thing, and really the only thing that has ever happened to this bitch, is the leaked nudes a guy went to jail for.

We learned that she’s a masturbating on camera for her boyfriend kind of sex worker…like all women who look down on other sluts…especially those their boyfriends jack off to…..but most importantly she had great, wonderful, round, hot tits…..

Sure it was years ago, but I will assume she’s still got tits, as she walks around with her tits out being too rich and too famous with some dude who’s gonna K-Fed her and deserves what he gets because hanging out with this idiot must be fucking brutal on your soul….but you can always distract yourself with the tits I guess…

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