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2019

May

Dita Von Teese Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Here is an old nude photoshoot of Dita Von Teese from 2011, when she was 56 years old.

Because Menopause needs to be jerked off to sometimes…you know to help you appreciate the aging process when it is done right…even though older bitches are rarely done right…and more importantly…appreciate the young sluts out there doing naked shit….cuz 55 year olds are easy, the 25 year olds are more abundant and not 55 fucking years old…making them something you’d rather jerk off to than your middle aged wife / coworker / sister…

It’s about fantasy man….

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2019

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp with her nipples out….because nipples are trendy, and she’s trendy…she was at the Met Gala you know…wanting to be seen and seem important cuz she is important…her dad is Johnny Depp you know….

The best thing anyone has ever told me about Lily Rose Depp is that she’s got two bodies…her top half which is some skinny french girl with little perk tits that doesn’t shower…and her bottom half…that looks like it has cankles and belongs in a trailer park in Florida for retirees….

Just a level of sloppy you wouldn’t care about, except that all young girls are sloppy these days, it’s a diet and exercise thing….and the cankles are the norm….but so are the nipples..cuz fat chicks, thick chicks know…you gotta be sexualized someway if you can’t in other ways…plus this one’s european where nipples are considered outerwear and not just at CANNES cuz all the women are drug addicted sex workers…

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2019

May

Possibly Aly Michalka Nude of the Day

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Aly Michalka…Disney Kid Dreams come true…sometimes it just takes 6 decades for it to come true…you know it’s the happiest place on earth, a magical place, the magical kingdom, the basis of so many make a wish foundations…so it was just bound to fucking happen…and like my grandma always said…you can’t rape the willing…no wait…not that “words of wisdom”… that one is just my favorite one….

What I was trying to say was – there’s no such thing as a bad thing when it’s naked….naked just elevates it to a higher state of consciousness or some shit…

So obviously seeing Aly Michalka naked is better than NOT seeing her naked. They should teach this in college.

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2019

May

Chrissy Teigen Long as Fuck Tits of the Day

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Seriously how long are Chrissy Teigen’s tits…..

Here she is nude and fat as a reference point…

I am guessing it’s the series of wallet fucking that got her knocked up at least once that has managed to create a serious FUCKING sag of a tit….it probably happens to all women who decide to breed because they need to lock the dude in for financial reasons, especially in Teigens case, since she locked dude in before he was seriously famous, knowing he would become famous, give bitch a job at a record label as a talent scout…her drunken ass will likely have sex with them in the process because they have one of those relationships where she can fuck other dudes…so long as John Legend can still have sex with Kanye like when they were boys back in Chicago discovering gay gangsta rap.

I generally boycott all Chrissy Teigen posts cuz she once turned her army of fans, something that I found amazing she had…but as it turns out the quirky drunk tweeter with a famous husband from Sports Illustrated was enough to go viral….on me…and it was annoying and I thought…why bother she’s basically some sex worker who doesn’t matter..

But long tits man…that shit’s weird and needs to be pointed out…whether bitch is overrated, annoying, a wallet fucking fat chick or not…cuz it’s some FETISH shit…weird fetish shit…but fetish never the less…

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2019

May

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

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Here’s a solid 10 pics of 10 sluts from instagram who are out there getting naked and pretending to not be sex workers – even though they are sex workers…for the right client, crowd or opportunity…

THEY ARE NOT LIKE ALL OF THESE AMAZING SEX WORKERS WHO DON’T PRETEND THEY AREN’T SEX WORKERS because they pretend they aren’t sex workers…despite being sex workers…

Which is precisely why I prefer cam girls as the “empowered” feminist over instagram sluts…cuz cam girls are getting paid by some people…not by me, I just mooch and watch them get naked for free…but you know what I mean…and that is… THAT YOU SHOULD CLICK HERE FOR CAM GIRLS…

Instead of wasting time on these strategic for attention nude instagram trash.

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2019

May

Britney Spears Still Alive and Slutty of the Day

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Britney Spears is still alive….her family hasn’t killed her yet, but they have killed her soul as they’ve held her captive all these years….medicated and confused…trying to keep her alive and going as long as humanly possible so that they gravy train keeps dripping down their inner thigh…paying out the way it should…abducted in plain site or some shit…that is finally now being questioned by the Social Justice Warriors of the internet who didn’t bother noticing that she was abducted all these years cuz they were too busy taking selfies or accusing some dude of rape or whatever the trending issue of the time was…

I am a big fan of Britney, and I am no convinced she posted this, it’s some archive footage I’m sure….

She’s too busy locked in a cage being conditioned and groomed to perform again for the the sake of the family man….not for the sake of Britney….poor rich as fuck thing in her 40s still treated like a 10 year old…these Southern Stage Parents are Next Level…..

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2019

May

Bella Hadid Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid let her tit pop out for Vogue Espana – because when you get dumped after being annoying about how in love you are for a solid year with some circus clown looking motherfucker – you need to get some media attention, media coverage to polarize your story so that you don’t look like some unstable fuck on the outs…slowly falling apart…but instead as a more sophisticated talent from Disney…top tier…not low grade trash…despite being low grade trash…

Oh wait this is Bella Hadid…not Bella Thorne…hard to tell them a part – you know with all that Tranny face injection shit…everyone looks the fucking same…and with the same name too…impossible to differentiate the two bottom feeding sets of tits that are considered RELEVANT now…cuz they come from a family of mainstream social media prostitution….

Here she is with her janked up face and hard nipples at Cannes.

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2019

May

Pussy Wash in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Lady in the Fountain at Caesars in Vegas

Really Gay Party Game

Changing a Tire in Russia with an AK

Mexican Cop’s On Duty Lap Dance

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always like getting the Trump Supporter out of Americans I meet in person…because I still meet Americans in person…

Not because I am political, I am Canadian and have nothing to do with American Politics which is how I always preface things, so they no I’m not a crazy left idiot who will beat them for admitting they support the fucking president…I am not judgemental and I think Socialist Canada sucks.

I always tell them I love that Trump was elected because it’s the ultimate troll on everyone, it’s internet marketing done perfectly….and I always tell them that I love that he’s a comedic genius and still won despite saying and doing the craziest shit….

They all warm up…and say “I was never a republican, I was always in the middle, then the left went too far, and my middle became right, and here I am loving the economy and hating the old system that was trying to deny me of my inalienable rights as the corruption got these people who claimed to represent me really rich off our backs through backend illegal deals”….

They all claim that most Trump supporters they meet are scared to admit it because of the backlash…which is crazy considering he’s the president….

Then I ask “what about the Mexicans”….to which they all say, this has happened multiple times, that they love Mexicans, they just don’t like illegals, but don’t blame illegals, they blame employers who hire illegals…and when the left start saying that we need illegals to do cheap labor, it’s like they are condoning slavery…while claiming to not be racist…when that’s fucking racist…so these horrible Trump supporters just want to pay laborers fairly, illegal or not”….not to mention the whole Trump fuels racism, when really he’s just out there for all Americans making deals for all Americans…no matter what their color is….

It’s just nice to get a perspective that isn’t a bunch of whining cunts on Twitter jerking off to their own flame wars…

Now, since I don’t do Politics and I do Tits, I’d like to say that the Trump Supporter I was talking to…was a chick with monster tits…BASKETBALL sized strapped to her chest…like some kind of Hooters girl or Florida Bikini Donut Shop girl straight from 1988.

Here are some morning links…

The 26 Year old New Gwen Stefani – is Not a Tranny
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Ciara is going to Harvard Business…
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Hot Dancing Britney
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Senator of Hawaii VS Trump…
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Just a Dude and His Illegal Lasers
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Slutty Fox News Girl in a Slutty Dress Showing Leg
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What Diet Soda Does to your Bain
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Sponge or Bread?
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Lame Game of Thrones Drama
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Bella Hadid Has a Monster Tranny Face
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Just a Rattlesnake Den
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The Nice Billionaire Paying Off All the Student Loans Due to Capitalism
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Foxy Brown Booed Off Stage
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Russian Special Forces
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Tower Gets Razed
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Cam GIRLS LIKE ALL GIRLS – EVEN YOUR MOM – ARE SLUTS- SO WE LOVE SLUTS….
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Highlight of the week was meeting a guy from Long Island who was a little rough around the edges….asking some busty waitress if she had FALSIES…and when she came at him with a “wtf” he said “your teeth, I was asking about your teeth are they Falsies…or your actual teeth”….to which she settled down and he turned to me and said “I was talking about her tits”….

He pretended he was in the Mafia, in witness protection program, trying to not go back to his killing ways….

He invited her to his pool where he would encourage her to shit in her pool…but she’d have to go back to long island with him, which he’s avoiding cuz of the whole witness protection thing, and when the bus boy tried to interject cuz we’re Canadians and not used to people with personalities…it scares us…this dude threatened to take a bowie knife to his throat and cut his head half off so he could spit down his fucking throat…before telling the kid to get the fuck out of there cuz he doesn’t answer to no one.

It was a refreshing time….a reminder that the pussy generation will get eaten the fuck up by people who like to have a good time and a good laugh and scaring the shit out of people offers both those things….

I mean that and stepLINKS…

Whitney Houston’s Estate is Going to Tour a Hologram Concert
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Prison Escapee Convinces Cop He’s Just Out for a Jog
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Britney Spears Doing a Hot Dance Video….
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Plane Flies Through Lightning
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Civilian Body Slams Dude who attacked a Cop
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Leo DiCaprio Talking Slutty Pics of his WHore GF – But Not Slutty Enough…
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Katharine McPhee Cameltoe…GNARLY CAMELTOE
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Selena GOmez Face
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Boy George Throws a Tantrum – That Queer
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Bill de Blasio Insults Trump and Gets 10 Retweets
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Poor Michael J Fox
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Josephine Skriver in a Blazer
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Baby Faces Mountain Lion
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Drunk Ladies Truing to Fuck Uber Driver Youtuber….
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Asian Girls
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Cat Woman and The Penguin to Appear in New Batman No One Asked For
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Nasty One Punch Knockout….
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Scared Shitless Fitness…
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USAF Footage Dropping a Bunker Busting Bomb is Cool
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Dude Summons Anime Powers…
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Michelle Rodriguez is in the 9th Fast and Furious Movie No One Asked For
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Nigel Gets Hit By Another Milkshake
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Penelope Cruz – Never Wants Plastic Surgers….
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Cat Wants Cake
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Live in Nanny Won’t Leave the House….
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Ireland Baldwin – Sloppy TIts….
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Wasps VS DRONES….
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Biden Takes Credit for Trump Economy
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Teyana Taylor’s SLutty Show….with her Hot Ass Out
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Jessica Alba’s Bra
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Kira Kosarin – Slutty Photoshoot
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Britney Doing Errands with her Belly Out
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Ireland Baldwin Sloppy Tits Out
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Sophie Turner – Legs
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Helen Flanagan – Pink Hair – Big Tits
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Ariel Winter in Leggings….
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Monica Bellucci in Black Pantsuit
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Jennie Garth – Old
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Bai Ling Looks like a Muppet
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Rose Leslie Whoever the Fuck that Is
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Vanessa Hudgens Mickey Mouse Erotica
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Elizabeth Banks – Old – Rich and Boring
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Some Asian Actress called Ziyi Zhang cleavage for a Godzilla Movie – Racism
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Penelope Cruz…
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Sophie Turner in a Magazine
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Kendall Jenner in Bikinis in VOGUE
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Victoria Justice in a Cute Slutty Outfit
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Ellie Bamber
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cam GIRLS LIKS ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTS
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Hot Wet T-sHirt Gallery
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Terrible TO Go Bag
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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See Through Bra
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Veronica Maya Titty Slip..
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Anna Paquin – Nude
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Big Titty Dance
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WET – PENETRATION
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Super Titty Envy Video
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You Probably Shouldn’t Touch that Fluid
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Liloo is Naked….
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Hot and Naked in the Pool
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7 Public Acts that Make you a Whore
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Weird Dick Suck
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Monster Titty Dance
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ALisa – Hungarian Softcore Model…Looking Good
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Bam – the Titty Drops
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Just an Anal Cannon Kind of Day
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They Call Her Snapchat’s Finest
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Walking Down the Stret – Tit Out
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Just a Bong Hit and a Pussy Eat from Some Dykes
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Solid Snapchat TItty Jiggle….with THE WORST FUCKING Snapchat Filter Ever
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Russian Sex Worker SLUTS!
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