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2019

17

May

Rita Ora Perverted Big Tits of the Day

Rita Ora was hired by an Ice Cream company to bring out her tits and hold a melting Ice Cream bar like it was a cumming cock…in front of her tits…because the brand knows what very dude she has had sex with that gave her this career knows…and what every dude who looks at her tits knows…and that is that cumming on them is what she’s all about…

It’s not about her dumb songs, her shit pop music or being at all the events…

It’s about the tits, or cumming to the titties….so anything that looks anything like that speaks to anyone who knows this bitch exists…

Good work Magnum Marketing you porn pervert fucks…

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2019

17

May

Rumer Willis Bikini of the Day

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Rumer Willis doesn’t bother me. I actually kind of like her even though I spent a decade calling her out for being some entitled brat who pretends she’s down to earth from Idaho, when really YOU DA HO…is from LA, her parents huge payday actors, her stepdad a dot com billionaire after being a huge pay day actor….so she spends he life chilling, working on her “art” or music or whatever that is…and why not, she’s earned it by being born right into the right place..

I think I was short sighted in shitting on her….not realizing that we would end up in a world where every girl even broke ones become entitled cunts trying to be celebrities…making the actual celeb kids more interesting and even cooler…

Maybe I’m just swept over by her plastic surgery, fitness and body modifications that make her look like less of a jaw…and more of a girl I’d want to fuck.

Either way, Rumer is good.

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2019

17

May

Olivia Munn Not Hot Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some garbage, entitled, bullshit personality from the bottom of the barrel that she crawled out of…Not only has she been consistently attention seeking but she’s also been a bottom feeder…

She clearly moved to LA to get famous as an actor, which didn’t happen for her, but she did manage to get some hosting gig on Attack of the Show on G4TV, some gamer nerd show that no one should have ever watched by that gamer nerds watched because they are gamer nerds and what the fuck else are they to do….besides jerk off to some babe talking their language..

It was pandering, it got her to Comicons, it got her a fan base, that she leveraged to get her into some movies, and now all her dreams due to calculated insanity have come true…

I just don’t like trash that exploits you nerds – when she’s not even that hot…

She’s just scamming her way through it – which is good for her, but don’t fall for it!

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2019

17

May

Sailor Brinkley Cook Slutty of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook got it from her mom….not her looks, I mean she’s barely hot, she got her behavior of getting half naked in a bikini and making a career or trying to make a career out of it work for her, it’s like seeing the mom stripper teach the less talented and hot daughter stripper to carry on the family legacy, even though she’d be better off working at her dad’s company, but as an heir to a billion dollars, the kind of money that buys you a SI Model when SI Models mattered…and that got those SI Models to get knocked up with your seed to better your DNA and legacy….you can play model…by posting slutty bathing suit pics of yourself…even though you aren’t hot…we’ll all still look…we’re perverts…so thanks for the production of content designed for perverts…we need it to survive…

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2019

17

May

Izabel Goulart Wet Bikini of the Day

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Izabel Goulart in her wet bikini in Cannes cuz 45 year old Brazilian Victoria’s Secret models who do fitness everyday to maintain their hot bodies need to work too you know….

I already went into the event being designed for rich people who buy and fund movies trying to have a good time party around buying and funding movies…and without the pussy or model pussy…or sex worker pussy involved it makes for a very boring event….

I assume Izabel Goulart is doing this for the paparazzi moment…but maybe she just needs to swim man…

Who cares…still looks good to me…which isn’t saying much….I’ve jerked off to dog shit in the park that looked a bit like a vagina…

I’m special like that….in a “My mom thinks I’m special” way…only I don’t have a mom…but I have jerked off to moms which I guess is the same sort of thing…you incest fucks.

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Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2019

17

May

Heidi Lushtaku Nip Slip of the Day

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HEIDI LUSHTAKU is some Albanian actress doing CANNES right by pulling out her CANS cuz Cannes and CANS jokes have never been made before. I invented it. I patented and trademarked the shit cuz I’ve been blogging like a teen girl since before the fucking internet even EXISTED MAN..

ALl this to say, ALbanians have big tits, based on my research of the three ALbanian popstars polluting american airwaves….and pulling out the tit is always the best way to do a red carpet…if every you have to do a red carpet..and you won’t…pull the titty out pervert fuck.

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2019

17

May

Ariel Winter Tits Wanna Be Bella Thorne so Bad of the Day

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Ariel Winter fully morphing her look from just 6 months ago – is either a testament of how a young body bounces back from self destruction – or to her being into plastic surgery – which makes more sense since she also has a new face, and rebuilt tits, something she was very public about doing at 16, which is young age to get your tits made into hotter tits, but just proof she is willing to do whatever it takes to be hot – or to build off this opportunity her mom gave her when selling her the fuck out as a child….

She’s at an event doing the redhead Bella Thorne thing and it is weird, and she is not hot…but at least she’s not as fucking dumpy as she was – 6 months ago…

Here are some pics of just how disgusting the before Ariel Winter was 6 months ago..so let’s celebrate her doing something right…and I like to think CYBER BULLYING and calling her a pig helped make this happen…as it should….

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2019

17

May

Amber Heard Hard Nipples of the Day

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THIS JUST IN….

If you’re a black widow of a woman, who seduces older drunk men into bed, despite being married or in relationships, all to get what you want out of them…only to marry them, elevate your profile and despite the vows you made….set them up and sell the the fuck out…like this bitch did trying to ruin Johnny Depp…

YOu can still get hard nipples…that you can use to SEDUCE again.

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2019

17

May

Annoying Sarah Hyland’s New Face and Cleavage Talk Bleeding Out of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is fucking annoying, but she’s talking about bleeding out, which could be caused from some of her cosmetic surgery scars as she tries to transform herself into a hot chick, despite looking like a genetically stunted freak with a failure to thrive…

Maybe she’s talking about her vagina, you know a little period celebration, or an Abortion protest like all the other celebs are doing…

OR maybe…one of her kidneys she stole has fallen out, but that won’t stop her from living her best life…

WHO KNOWS…

Here she is at an event..

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2019

17

May

Jewel Staite Bikini Slut of the Day

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Look at this bitch, shamelessly putting up bikini pics, and not just any bikini pics, really skimpy bikini pics up on her internet website like some kind of slut…

A married slut…downplaying the pic as being one her husband just captured candidly of her, you know so people don’t think she’s posing, but rather just living…even though she’s posing…the kind of cunt who doesn’t even know she’s posing, cuz she does it all day….despite being married and playing wholesome…like some kind of Christian…in the sluttiest of bikinis…NOT POSING…

Playing all annoyed that her Husband is so annoying as he takes pics of her in her bikini to send to his friends, in what she thinks is bragging…but is actually TRADES for their nudes….cuz dudes fucked her already and is ready for the next…he even made a baby in her….and despite her fit thin body…that pussy’s probably mangled..

I’ve never heard of Jewel Staite…but apparently she’s Canadian…and has a huge IMDB filled with movies you’ve never heard of….that she probably did for free..

Either way, she’s pretty hot for a 36 year old pretending to be wholesome when clearly she’s anything but…

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