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2019

13

May

Demi Lovato Body By Heroin of the Day

DEMI LOVATO is pretty gross…

I wonder if this is self love, part of her treatment, some half naked look at my upper pussy fatty gunt and stare in wonderment and confusion at what you are actually looking at…

Now that she doesn’t have her heroin appetite suppressant, she’s gotta embrace being obese…even though she’s been pretty thick her entire career…

I am sure her fans love this, I am just amazed that she’s got fans…or that people or brands still want to work with her…cuz I think when a Disney Star goes heroin addict she should be blacklisted, while the execs think “if she’s got fans, we can make money off this broken bitch, let’s work her til she breaks again”….

Either way, this isn’t pleasant and should be clothed….find god or something…not fucking empowerment through body positivity or whatever other lie she’s milking when she doesn’t care about her body – she just wants to get HIGH…

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2019

13

May

Erika Wheaton Wet Bikini of the Day

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Erika Wheaton is some Instagram model who does the whole bikini think with her ass out – in order to get followers – cuz the racier you are the more followers you get or at least the more likes you get….

I don’t know what her Erika Wheaton ethnicity is…but she looks pretty tanned…

She’s got some JESUS shit in her bio, so I guess she’s doing the half naked for the power of Christ – obviously…..

I scanned through her instagram – 97 percent of her pics are her half naked in a bathing suit, the other 3 percent is her ass in leggings…

So she’s a good wholesome Christian time I guess…

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2019

13

May

Halsey Street Hooker of the Day

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Halsey having another identity crisis, is she black, is she white, is she auditioning for a remake of Pretty Woman? Or is this her true self, a cracked out street hooker.

Here she is being white, signing BLINK 182 in a mall.

Before she was a groupie bitch at the clubs doing drugs with DJS convincing them to let her lay down a vocal track after they bang the back of her throat with their DJ cocks…cuz that’s how fame happens for party girls…singing EDM….

The fact that she played this whole drug addict homeless girl offends me as I know real drug addict homeless people…and she’s a hollywood version of that, where rich execs may find it edgy or cool cuz they live in fucking mansions…

Then there is the whole being black where she went after hotels for not having shampoo for black hair cuz her dad is black and she has black hair….and I guess wants people to find her edgy cuz of being mixed race despite no one knowing cuz she’s white as fuck.

Now this…

Just a pile of fucking bullshit…that should be working back alleys and not hollywood but the world doesn’t always work out like it should…

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2019

13

May

Irina Shayk Bikini of the Day

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You can’t take the Russian Sex Worker out of Russian Sex Worker just because you take her out of Russia…but she’s still gonna have all the traits of a sex worker cuz that’s how she was raised, or trained in the communist government facility when they planned on sending her to American via Europe as some bikini model Athlete girlfriend…who becomes a legit model that fucks celebrities….and eventually gets knocked up by one…so that she’s set for life, with her American footprint secured and a monthly check for the next 18 years secured…

Cuz Irina Shayk is still posting up slutty half naked selfies…LIKE SHE IS SUPPOSED TO…

I guess life doesn’t end when a girl gets knocked up at 30 by a rich dude…she is still here…doing it.

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2019

13

May

Josie Canseco Bikini of the Day

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Josie Canseco is some trashcan Jose Canseco daughter with a Hooters waitress, as Athletes do…and for some reason, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model now, a reason I call them trying to find “Influencers” to influence young girls to buy into the brand again, as all their sales are in decline thanks to it being a shitty fucking mall brand for 45 year olds….in an era where people don’t wear bras…that’s the construct of the patriarchy and VERY VERY bad….

Point being, I don’t think Josie Canseco has any fucking influence at all, I doubt her followers are chicks, and I am sure her followers are just her dad’s fans…and a bunch of fucking bros into athlete daughters..

She looks more like a girl who should be selling skinny tea to pretend she’s got a job, when she’s just got a trust fund….and not like a VS model…it’s like she’s a party girl, Vegas pool party girl, mainstream trash…

But now she’s working for a brand that traditionally imports their sluts, so they have a little more ethnic flare..

I find the whole thing pretty weird…like let low level rich girls with famous parents be the nobodies they are…on social media…this stamp of approval on them takes away from actual hot and deserving girls…

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2019

13

May

Kaia Gerber Hard Nipples of the Day

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KAIA GERBER is still not 18 from the last time I checked…which brings up a very important pop culture related question and that is…if you are being sexualized by your rich mom to feed her ego or to give you a life of your own the only way she knows how – cuz she’s a model and that’s how she did it – is it wrong for you as a pervert looking on to sexualize her too..

I mean you didn’t produce this content, Cindy Crawford instigated it, agents and producers, editorial teams and photographers were all involved in saying “Hey take off your bra…use this ice cube….put n this shirt”….something I doubt the young girl protested cuz young girls are pretty fucking broken in this era and thanks to social media…are pretty much half naked all the fucking time anyway…plus bras are a construct of the patriarchy, you can’t be a fucking feminist in a bra…it’s the 1960s rememberr…and I’m having NAM flashbacks…

Point being…why didn’t Cindy Crawford wait until girl was 18 to get into this….why did she start her young…get her a fucking job at a CAMP or at the mall like a normal kid if it’s about teaching her how to work….

I guess it’s just the mother’s narcissism running the show,…they are billionaires and don’t need to work…so this is all ego….all “we can be classier Kardashians”…cuz all these idiots live in the same city and have the same morals, values, which are money and sexualizing themselves..

SO I don’t blame you for looking at this…I blame the broken system for MAKING it..

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2019

13

May

Karrueche Tran Pussy Print of the Day

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KARRUECHE TRAN is not TRANS like everyone who works at Starbucks seems to be…not that I am persoanlly offended by TRANS people…I think you can identify as whatever you want, I’ll call you a foot if you really think you’re a foot…it doesn’t phase me on any level…I deal and interact with crazy people all the time and there is no harm in humoring one….cuz being trans is crazy

That said, Karrueche Tran was Chris Brown’s girlfriend, which is really ALL she has done and the only reason she is known….because she’s either the kind of girl who likes the attention, so she gets out there in a bikini for the paparazzi to finish the celebrity she’s started…or that she’s the kind of girl who likes to get beat up by dudes….assuming Chris Brown beats all his women…which I will assume cuz he gets arrested all the time….

Not that being a girl who likes attention and is willing to be beat up for it, or a women who like sbeing beat up needs to be mutually exclusive…maybe Karrueche Tran is a diverse woman with many facets we don’t know or understand cuz we don’t know her…we just know her PUSSY PRINT.

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2019

13

May

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Lingerie of the Day

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For those of you (as if there are any of you) who read this site, I have been a fan ofRosie Huntington-Whiteley and not because I am bald, as disgusting as I am, I’m not bald….so I dont need to use her as a beacon of hope that if I was a bald dude I could get a girl like her…provided I was ripped, an action star and rich as fuck….

I have been a fan of her, because she has been getting naked since day one of her modeling…and I like that no bullshit, I’m a model, I get naked approach…when it’s not just some instagram whore trying to get noticed…

Then she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers and I thought she was a great mechanism for the Hollywood machine to show the world that acting requires no talent or skill, any hot chick can do it, just throw her into the mix and she’ll make it work…cuz acting is a joke…

You know, in efforts to get these people paid less in my silent protest of “They are useless uneducated idiots who don’t do anything for the worrld”….a protest that no one listens to or cares about….

Well, Rosie, now a mom, in lingerie…Awesome.

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2019

13

May

Rosario Dawson Topless and 50 of the Day

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I really dislike Rosario Dawson..especially now that she’s dating some Democrat named Cory who is using her to propel his marketing thanks to her celebrity and who she is using to try to validate her existence as being more than just a vapid garbage actress with big tits….but also an activist…she just looks like a cunt.

She’ll always be the underage slut in KIDS who played around in the pool in her bra for Harmony Korine and Larry Clark…whether she was able to polarize that slutty at a young age behavior as being a serious actor or not…I know she’s not that impressive or even accomplished…but people like her tits and tits take you to amazing places if you know how to use them….

She’s done this whole nude on instagram thing for attention cuz she’s in her 50s now and still wants to optimize her existing audience to help further her legacy like she was Meghan Markle by being a Political Wife….her dream is to be the first Puerto Rican First Lady…which won’t, but a girl is allowed to dream…and show off her tits whilst she dreams…because why the fuck not…

Funny enough, she was posting nudes on instagram since she got instagram, and her lawyer hit me up to remove some leaked nudes that were less nude than the nudes on her instagram…which I find pretty offensive…like fucking be naked, let’s leave the legal team out of this….so we can focus on the ONE and ONLY thing we’re into when it comes to Rosario Dawson’s Creek…them titties…

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2019

13

May

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Rich people have a lot of time on their hands, and they like to plan elaborate events around bullshit things like engagement parties, or bachelorette parties, all in effort to get the poor people to follow them to feel like shit about themselves, forcing them to turn to sugar baby sex work, to get a taste of that good life….so that they can spend money in idiotic ways, like yacht parties too…you know so they fit into society as they should…

That said, Sarah Hyland, the very weird fucking looking girl from Modern Family…that you all jerked off to throughout her genetic diseased, underdeveloped years, that she got two Kidney Transplants in…2 people have sacrificed vital organs for her to be drinking on this boat in a bikini for you to jerk off to..and that’s what this is about…celebrating life, love and saying fuck you to all you losers who can’t live like this cuz you’re not rich enough to get new kidneys when yours give out….

I don’t know who the other bikinis are with Sarah Hyland…..but there are a lot of bikinis..and that’s what matters.

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