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2019

06

May

Eugenie Bouchard Titty Flash of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard is Montreal’s very own Anna Kournikova – who spends more of her time on the beach in Miami in a bikini than winning Tennis events….and as a Montrealer, I got her back, because being a top athlete is way too much work, especially for a French Canadian woman, she’s already accomplished huge things and will forever be set for life as she’s made real money doing the tennis thing, but more importantly has found a fanbase that will buy shit she tells them to buy…so why bother trying to prove yourself more than you already have…when you can take the influencer approach to just posting hot pics of yourself with very little effort….

To be the best tennis player in the world is rough…but to be a half naked chick who posts selfies is a joke comparatively…so focus on that…it’s what people care about…

I guess part of that transition from legit tennis player, who will forever be legit basd on her accomplishments, to influencer is a nice solid titty adjustment for the paparazzi….looks good to me.

She’s gonna do well as an influencer, since she actually has something to be famous for.

I believe in this strategy.

Here she is tackling her fat friend, because thats what fat friends are for…

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2019

06

May

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

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AS YOU KNOW SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN THIS BEFORE Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

She was a patsy for Miranda Kerr who was out there fucking Bieber, basically thrown into the media hype of being a VICTORIA’S SECRET Angel early on, only to have it ripped from her as she grew up…

Thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks… it’s usually a product of circumstance,

The brand gave into the pressure, gave this one a call cuz she was already in their system, and figured make her an Angel, she’ll forget she was rejected, plus she needs them for her work VISA…so it’s an easy solution to their fat girl problem…and instead of being mad for being fired for being fat, she was happy to be hired for being fat..and she’s out there showing off what this generation’s body looks like…in pretty provocative poses…

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2019

06

May

Hayden Panettiere Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is some broken rich girl, raised by Soap Opera stars, put into acting at a young age, becoming one of the more famous midgets the American male wanted to fuck, I mean besides Wee Man…

There were rumors that she was part of that Hollywood PEDO ring, where her parents legit let people fuck her…which I didn’t really believe until she married that nice 7 foot tall Russian man who would have ripped her in half every fuck had she not been broken in….

She’s been in an out of rehab, a total mental case…and this past Friday was involved in a Domestic where her boyfriend got booked for hitting her but like all crazy bitches in a believe all women situation…she’s out there basically skipping with a huge smile on her face tits out….like she wasn’t just in a fucking domestic that got her beat up….

Nutty. That’s all I gotta say about this one.

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2019

06

May

Jennifer Aniston Topless of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston is very fucking rich. She was very fucking rich when she was born. She got very fucking rich when she did Friends. She’s had a whole career after friends where she continued to get very fucking rich. I think it’s safe to say it’s time to hang up her nipple prosthetics that she’s uses to get all the money and attention all these years…like she had one of the hottest birth defects of all time…permanent hard nipples on her great tits…and just accept that she’s in her 50s and that we got other tits to look at now.

Sure the die hard Aniston fan will still jack off to this excitedly, but there comes a time you need to grow up, get with the times, or fucking retire….

There is no real need to have a topless Jennifer Aniston….but I guess in ways it is a good thing to have happen…you know to properly document her demise and dealing with aging….like a vapid attention seeking celebrity would…”what if I pull out my tits, people will get excited and still want to look, cuz my tits are awesome thanks to never having that child I wanted before menopause cuz I was too focused on my ego and not destroying my pussy that no man appreciates enough to stick with”….cuz it must be the fucking worst…even if it’s greek and greek pussy is anus.

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2019

06

May

Iggy Azalea Anna Nicole Smith But Not Far Enough of the Day

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Iggy Aazlea is so beat, here she is in some weird Anna Nicole Smith Fetish gear, if only she went that one step further and killed herself in HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA …at the Hard Rock Casino…you know to really commit to this storyline / photoshoot…..instead of mocking our god Anna Nicole and all the amazingness she did before the drug addiction took over….maybe she should be emulating her like a copycat she is…because in case you didn’t know everything about IGGY AZALEA…even her ass is some mooch, purchased, stolen, ripped off, scam…..there is zero original to anything that she does, and more importantly…there is zero interesting about her….even when she’s out there whoring for attention looking like some muppet that’s been shit on or used to wipe your drunken ass with after some diarrhea and left in the corner forgotten…only to resurface when you’re cleaning your room all smelling like shit and probably better off thrown in the trash…if you know what I mean…

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2019

06

May

Kelly Gale Wet Nipples of the Day

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Kelly Gale with her wet nipples….posted to instagram like some kind of sex worker, which I guess she sort of is…because nipples are allowed on instagram…like it is some kind of porn site…because it is some kind of porn site…that I guess decided they didn’t want to be called anti-feminist by oppressing women…even though the parent company blocked moms from posting breast feeding pics on their facebook profiles…and all of a sudden are cool with full wet t-shirt contest pics..

Like get it together, be consistent in your fucking messaging, as someone constantly deleted from social media, why is this accepted and not deleted, as it should be mind you… I am all for the tit pics…while other tits aren’t..

Where are the guidelines of tits we can and can’t post…

Either way, Kelly Gale is Half Indian – half Australian – Kinda Swedish all owned and groomed by Victoria’s Secret to pretend they aren’t racists cuz she’s brown….since hot girls come in all colors…and apparently hot girls also like flashing her tits…

Here she is in her bra and panties for Victoria’s Secret

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2019

06

May

Lindsey Vonn Pussy Slip of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn letting that torn up front hole slip out of her bikini..or bathign suit…or whatever you call this racy fabric that is jacked up her perverted vagina….

She’s got that big thick skiing ass and legs…that I guess black dudes are really into…since her last 4 boyfriends have been black…America’s sports sweetheart is out there rocking a fetish thanks to her higher than most woman testosterone that I guess makes her crave huge cock to split her in half….only this time it is with PK Subban, Montreal’s own hero that got traded, who has a Children’s hospital named after him, because he’s just that kind of guy…who when he’s not playing hockey or saving dying kids…he’s getting his dick wet in this, with this…

I don’t find skiing chicks and their thick legs hot, I’m from ski country and saw this shit all the time as I worked as a janitor at the ski hill, cleaning up all the dirty ski hill poutine packages….and the ski racer girls running around in their spandex and long underwear just annoyed me…it was the beginners…the bunny hill girls just there for a good time with their nipples hard in their turtle necks that I was into…so I am biased when it comes to this Lindsey Vonn old timer…

I do like the white bathing suit though, I am a sucker for white bathing suits….they get wet, I see pussy I wouldn’t normally see….dripping….what’s not to like.

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2019

06

May

Martha Hunt Nipples of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of Taylor Swift’s American made real life Barbie, because when you’re Taylor Swift, richer than God from scamming the world with really shitty songs, you can afford to buy real life Barbies to make up for your lost childhood you spent in Nashville learning how to sing about broken hearts to manipulate the world…

So I wonder if Taylor signed off on this, or even coordinated this, in some shaming she orchestrates on her Barbies to re-affirm who is boss…you know like making your sex slave lick the toilet seat…only this public shaming and humiliation involves flashing tits, something a bikini model is bred to do, and doesn’t need Taylor Swift to coordinate it, but probably needs her permission because to be friends with Taylor Swift means to do what she says….it’s a terrible trade off…but I guess the association is worth it for these idiots for the publicity / press / etc Since Taylor Swift is really fucking famous, and these models – interrchangeable.

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2019

06

May

Padma Lakshmi Tits Out for Vogue India of the Day

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Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…

The chef in her 40s and she’s not doing what all chefs in their 40s do….kill themselves because the life in the kitchen is draining and unhealthy….filled with booze, bad food, cocaine, and dirty sex after hours.

Instead she’s got her tits out in Vogue…when she belongs in the Kitchen at your local INDIAN all you can eat buffet because she’s btter than most, she’s navigated her way to the top, and even has one child who was the bio child of a billionaire, but that she pretended was the bio child of another dying billionaire, so that the kid is heir to two billionaires…and bitch takes her 10 percent cut off the top for sure…

So when you’re rich and on TV, you can get your tits out in VOGUE and live out that childhood dream you had in your slum dog millionaire shanty….

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2019

06

May

Brooke Hyland Tits Out of the Day

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Brooke Hyland is not to be mistaken for Modern Family Sarah Hyland, but the dance girl from Dance Moms that perverted TV show, but you sick fucks already knew that…and you’re likely pretty fucking mad to see that she is a 21 year old because you’re a sick fuck….you preferred he on the show when her mom was grooming her to be an attention seeking dancing for money trollop…not that I’ve ever seen that show, or knew it existed, beyond it being the place that freak kid in the SIA videos got her start…

I’m more into the aftermath of being a young kid exploited by her parents and thrown on TV, who at 21 can’t figure out how to navigate the lowest level of fame, so they pull their tits out.

That’s the most interesting aspect of their life…..and this is the bi-product of that.

Good Fucking Times.

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