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2019

02

May

Cardi B Pussy Flash of the Day

The dumbest scandal of the day, yesterday, was that Cardi B’s pussy went viral on social media, where people check to get the latest in celebrity news, rather than old tired blogs already 12 hours late on the story, cuz I saw it and didn’t care…

Is Cardi B, a stripper, was rumored to have flashed her pussy at the Billboard Awards That Suck….and no instagram accounts reporting the story got deleted, even though mine would have if I posted it…cuz I’ve had two twitter accounts shut down in a month – they are onto me – even though I don’t matter….

So the now popstar stripper trash that has a lot of 12 year old girl fans, since parents don’t mind their kids being raised by ghetto stripper trash, did some rant about her pussy and how you coulda seen her pussy when she was getting stripper trash…but now what you’re seeing is her fat ass.

Great fucking lessons for the youth of tomorrow. I just want to know who the fuck decides her smut is safe for work and ok for instagram, but that mine isn’t….it’s a weird hypocritical world…because her smut, and the fact she sounds like a fucking half retard idiot, is more damaging to America…while my commentary is just on the fringe for about 8 people to read…you’d think they’d ban this shit…but instead it’s number 1.

The world makes no sense.

Cardi B Pussy Flash Billboard Music Awards

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2019

02

May

Crazy Selena Gomez Titties Do Swim of the Day

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New Tits Selena Gomez wants you to know that she is still alive, doing well, you know out of rehab, living with her borrowed kidney that she clearly likes to abuse with whatever it is she ends up in rehab for….knowing she will die of her terminal disease prematurely…suffering on so many levels except the most important level..being rich and famous with people who suck your dick and chipmunk face all day..and fake tits….and ven give you a damn kidney cuz you’re that fucking famous…yet you still feel sorry for your damn self in your mansions you own…because poor little rich girl can’t buy happiness with her pile of money but she can buy everything else…which would make finding happiness pretty fucking easy to pull off…because happiness isn’t all that fucking complicated…but it’s sad when Bieber the man she sexual predatored when she was over 18 and he wasn’t…married another woman to get this crazy off his back…

Well the good news is that she’s out here doing what matters, showing them tits she bought, because that’s the point of buying tits…

Looking good for a little dying entitled freak I’ve never thought looked good…but rather like Dora the Explorer out to jump the border and start a new life as a Dream baby…or whatever it is these illegal children do…

What I am saying is, this doesn’t look like Selena Gomez, it’s that muppet face juice that she’s probably got to compete with her nemesis Hailey Baldwin who fought and won Bieber through the power of Christ….and with slutty instagram pics.

WELL TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.

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2019

02

May

Top 10 Instagram Mirror Selfies of the Day

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We live in the selfie generation of narcissists who like to take pictures of themselves. They are limited in how they can take selfies, either with their arm, with a front camera designed in all phones specifically to selfie, cuz that’s how selfie obsessed people are, with a selfie stick…or my favorite…a mirror….

It’s the only way to get that panty, half naked, look at me now, right now, I’m so hot, without having to ask someone to take the pic for them…

So these girls, Like clockwork, post mirror selfies…on the regular…

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2019

02

May

Billboard Music Awards Roundup of the Day

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The Billboard Music Awards happened, I wasn’t made aware of this because I don’t keep track of bullshit award shows that don’t matter, but that are designed to stroke the egos of these already famous scammers, but more importantly hype up Billboard magazine as a relevant tracking system, so that they can sell ads to partners and make a lot of money off the backs of these celebs who are only there for their egos.

It’s a pretty disgusting thing that happens, not to mention billboard tracks the shittiest of music, the least artistic merit, but the most commercial merit, and to me that is a fucking fail…I want real artistry, not shit that has big marketing hype behind it…so fuck em all…thank god Award shows are on the outs…and here are the sluts with their tits out trying to make the most of their public appearance..TRASH.

Cardi B and her Liposuction

Chantel Jeffries Slut Gear

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Cindy Kimberley..whoever that is..flashing her panties

Colby Smulders has no business being here..

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Eva Longoria Panty Flasher..

Halsey and her new tits

Julianne Hough Still on her Rumspringa

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Kiernan Shipka RACY

Priyanka Chopra Indian Pakora Titties…

Taylor Swift..

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2019

02

May

Suki Waterhouse Nip Slip of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse really doesn’t matter, but she’s trying to matter and has been for a long time. She’s on some Cara Delevingne groupie shit but didn’t have the lesbian angle to make her go viral, so instead she just fucked brad cooper along with hundreds of other women, only to be forgotten by him and now the bitch has to walk around with her tits out to be seen…it’s probably really hard for someone arrogant enough to want to be famous – having to deal with not being famous – never quite making it – just having a taste of it….even with an A List boyfriend….forced to walk around tits out like a hooker…almost sad, but she’s a rich kid and rich kids are entitled cunts, fuck em all….but they won’t let you.

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2019

02

May

Jennifer Garner – Mom in Leggings of the Day

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Here is the ass that Ben Affleck built through multiple impregnations they decided to go though with…..I mean I guess he shouldn’t get all the credit for making this ass being the asshole drunk cheat that he has been consistently to this poor and loyal Jennifer Garner as she attempts to stay fit and hot…because I am sure being in herr 50s doesn’t really help her cause…but luckily like all moms in active wear before her…these fabrics are made sturdy…and can do some wonderful things..not that this is wonderful, but if it was naked…not in the harnesses of the pants…it’d be scary.

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2019

02

May

Charlize Theron Tits (kinda) in a magazine of the DAy

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South Africans get a lot of hate for being racist fucks that exploited black people and stole their land…and for having a high AIDS rate….and for blood diamonds, Legless Olympians who kill models and Charlize Theron killed her abusive dad and ran to America while her mom took the blame…where she was desperate to make anything happen for her, and where she met with film producers who she basically offered to do anything to get a job, and now she’s an Oscar winner thanks to playing a serial killer, that was easy to do cuz she already had her dad’s blood on her hands….PROVE ME WRONG…

Well, here she is killing, like she killed her dad, it in a magazine, looking old as fuck, but I still remember when she did Playboy, a roommate had it laying around…and she was pretty hot…it was 1997…that’s a long time ago…where she’s accomplished everything, and I’m far less of what I was then….because life works out differently for each of us.

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2019

02

May

Braless Ariel Winter’s Big Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter, who is recently restructured with what looks like a new face, not a good face, just a new face, that has a little more of a jawline than her old face, that was more of a neck…..and that looks like a new body, not a good new body, just one that is about 40 pounds less thick in the gut area than her recent fat body she rocked for a bunch of years….and was working out consistently with….so you know some money went into this…plus she had her tits done at 16…not scared of cosmetic surgery, and really based on her look should invest in more..

Big rebuilt tits with no bra though…

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2019

02

May

Anne Hathaway is Dog Shit in a Magazine of the Day

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Sometimes I just need to look at pics of Anne Hathaway …. in a professional photoshoot…with top photographers and make-up people and lighting because she’s out there promoting something and is a big big Academy Award winning scam that is a reminder that the Academy Awards are a scam..to remind myself that she’s an overrated pile of dog shit…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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: Anne Hathaway Shape Magazine https://app.asana.com/0/32923395333443/1120497475792052/f Credit: Jason Kim for Shape

: Anne Hathaway Shape Magazine https://app.asana.com/0/32923395333443/1120497475792052/f Credit: Jason Kim for Shape

: Anne Hathaway Shape Magazine https://app.asana.com/0/32923395333443/1120497475792052/f Credit: Jason Kim for Shape

: Anne Hathaway Shape magazine https://app.asana.com/0/32923395333443/1120718171870895/f Credit: Jason Kim for Shape

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2019

02

May

Ashanti Almost Nipple of the Day

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Did Ashanti sing the song “Put it on me”?

Why do I remember that?

I don’t ever remember listening to it, or thinking she was hot yet here I am a decade or more later posting pics of her tits on her bikini with that song in my head…all because these record companies hired the best scientists to figure out what sounds program us…even sounds we don’t actually hear…pushing messages into our minds…telling us what to buy….there are reasons…there have to be reasons why songs hit the top 10 chart…why I know Lady Gaga and Katy Perry lyrics without actively listening to them….

But I guess the tits make for a good distraction from the evil media…but barely a good distraction cuz her old face…is looking old faced….