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Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day

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Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

May

Monster Khloe Kardashian Pussy Print aka Tuck Game of the Day

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How much tuck tape went into securing this monster’s dick between her ass cheeks before she oiled up her gross body like the pig at the fair that she is and slid into this latex suit?

This isn’t a pussy print, this is the definition of a strong tuck game.

You probably don’t remember the 2 weeks I was running an Amazon Affiliate program on the site….I got commission of all you idiots buying cat food and other things…and I’d click bait you in by posting up their weird products…my favorite was the prosthetic vagina for trans to get a strong TUCK game…like this dude.

She’s a Kardashian. She can afford the best of the best gender re-assignment products…her stepdad is one of the leaders in the industry of cutting off your genitals cuz you’re mental…

Her biological father – OJ Simpson would probably not be as proud as he would be if she chose to play football like him…you know show off that black cock to all the white girls before killing them like daddy did….but instead…he gets this…cuz OJ just can’t win….

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2019

May

Chanel Westcoast Nipple of the Day

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I once wrote:

I write about Chanel Westcoast….if you consider this writing…I mean I know it’s words, but it’s not really in any official language, we think it’s english because that’s what I speak, but I am sure it wouldn’t do very well in an English class, maybe the third grade level, but luckily no one on the internet reads…they communicate with EMOJI and GIF…and those who do read…or who end up on this site….probably have a third grade level of reading aptitude…so luckily…we’re in this together…

So…I “write” about Chanel Westcoast…but don’t really know her, or what she does, or what she’s about, or if she’s got any real success as a rapper, or if she’s sold any albums or if she makes money….but I do know that she does post some racy, slutty, a little too KArdashian inspired pics for my liking to social media…because people like to emulate trends and what works, rather then trying to define their own trends…it’s the American cookie cutter, do what people are comfortable school of branding…and as a pervert, into girls in bikinis taking shameless pics of themselves because no one else cares enough to…I approve of whatever message she’s trying to send on her social media, not that I read any of the captions, people don’t read anymore…GIFS and EMOJIS….and NOODZ….only.

I’ll stand by that, why bother re-writing the same thing, cuz Chanel Westcoast posted her nipple in a sheer slut outfit on instagram this morning -but it doesn’t make my opinion of her or her career as a Secretary on a Reality show that is no more….any more interesting, visionary or worth reading.

She’s a bitch from a reality show trying to keep things moving forward and she’s using her tits. It’s good. I am glad I can find this kind of content all over social media. It makes websites like this obsolete! The future is now, and this is 2004 right here…

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2019

May

Ariel Winter’s Fitness Crop Top of the Day

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After seeing that obese woman in shorts…bending over to show me her soul, and by soul I mean heat rash on cellulite ridden legs and a saggy cunt….I realized how important it is for these girls to shape the fuck up…whether they are ugly troll looking thick neck weird faced girls with a set of rebuilt tits after cutting off her tits or not….JUST DO NOT BE A FAT cunt….even if your cunt looks fat cuz it’s the last place to lose the weight on your body…

What I am trying to say is…Ariel Winter may not look good, her body weird….but at least she’s not fat anymore cuz fat is fucking terrifying…when it’s looking you square in the face from where it shits from…

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2019

May

Girl Gets Ice on Back Therapy….and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Taken Out…

Stealing a Neighbor’s Beer

Granny Gets Arrrested for Using CBD at Disney – Those Pedo Fucks…

Hot Pot Explodes

Karate Coach Doesn’t Fuck Around

Teacher Teaching Kids How to Say GOogle..

Solid Thievery

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2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I walked by the public pool that was recently opened for the season, and I saw a couple of Hispanic people in the pool doing what must have been swim lessons…and I thought….”If This Was America – when you see hispanics in swim class you assume it is them training to swim back after being deported”….but in Canada….you make no assumptions….cuz you’re too busy trying to pronounce the word House, Mouse, About….

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Elle Fanning Almost Died
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Bass Boat Tosses Driver – Without Kill Switch
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Slutty Olivia Jade Begs to Be Let Back Into USC
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Girl with her Ass Out in a Store
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Parent of the Day
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Some People Pay Scholarships – Halsey Pays 25 Dollar Speeding Tickets
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De Niro is a Pretty Big Pussy
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Margot Robbie Is Alright I guess….
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Street Fight Turns Bloody
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Artie Lange Arrested Again…
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Lightning Crashes…
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Naked Jasmine Jazz
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Dude Starts Fight – Gets Run Over
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TIME TO FIND A NEW DRUG DEALER
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Arab Mall Fight Brings Out the Belts
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my night, was more of a nightmare, because an obese woman dropped her cigarette, yes a cigarette, despite being obese…something that reminds me that bitch is ready to die….and bent over in a skimpy pair of white shorts…cuz I guess she’s style conscious and into being sexy…despite all the peanut butter, grease, chocolate and possible shit stains that she’s eligible for being a 300 pounder…forcing me to stare at saggy cellulite skin // pussy…riddled with lesions, bed sores, and heath rash from the thighs rubbing….a terrible sight…that I knew most men would fuck…cuz it was a pussy…..

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Robert De Niro VS President Trump…Gets Booed….
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Time to Find a New Drug Dealer…
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Emilia Clarke on Game of Thrones…
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Stampede of Baby Elephants…
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CHRISTINA MILIAN BIKINI
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SEE THROUH TOP OF TH DAY
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JUMPING COW
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Ireland Baldwin Pokies
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The Man Who Spent 800 Million Dollars of Bitcoin on 2 Pizzas
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Ben Carson’s Oreo Joke…
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Kidnapping of 8 Year Old Girl
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Bus Driver on Flooded Road…Chooses Solid Song…
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Aaron Carter Fucked Michael Jackson.
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CONSTRUCTION INSANITY
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Kelly Gale See Though
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Julianna Margulies VS Trump…
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Dad Snores like a Tennis Match
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Dirty Feet in the New Once Upon a Time Trailer…
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Woman Crushing Watermelons
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Trump Gets Crowd to Go Wild
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Game of Thrones Water Bottle
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Cardi B – Breast Job and Lipo have Forced her Time Off…
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Lily Rose Depp – Hard Nipples…
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Fat Vagina Ariel Winter’s Crop Top Weirdness
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Rat Cow and her Dog
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Liz Hurley Cleavage…
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Blanca Blanco in a Skirt….
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Sophie Turner Long Legs…
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Melissa Barrera
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Katie Holmes Tall Weirdo….
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Bryce Dallas Howard is Big…
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Christina Milian – Bikini….
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MODERN DAY SAGGING
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Wet Pussy Player
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The Two Kinds of Girls You Find on Spring Break
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Reddit Amateur Slut
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Insane Clown Pussy
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SURPRISE!!!
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Sarah and Her Big Tits…
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Nude Photoshoots
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Big Tits Strip in a Garden
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Public Masturbation
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Fire Comp…
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Pregnant Slutty Twerker…
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Pro Cheater…
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2019

May

Cambrie Schroder Slutty Tits of the Day

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Cambrie Schroder, with a face like that she has to show off her tits….in what is a really fucking bold make-up tutorial video…not only is she in some bra top thing, but she’s got it fucking flipped up so that virtually the entire tit is out, just the nipples are covered, you know in ways that must make her child star dad Ricky proud from Prison after he beat up his girlfriend who is likely their age…cuz groupies and fame whores target anyone with any level of fame….

I don’t find it interesting or exciting that more LA rich kid brats are doing shameless shit on social media…but I do like that this is the general behavior of all kids her age….this is shit I would have died to get from the ugly girls I went to high school with…but instead…I got Oversized 80s sweaters….I mean even girls you dated for 6 months showed you less tit than this and this shit is just out there for everyone…

WILD FUCKING TIMES….Makes you want to jerk off on silver spoons and feed it to the bitch like it’s her cough medicine…doesn’t it…you sick fuck…

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2019

May

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian in out in a bikini – like her DIP IT LOW music video didn’t happen 30 fucking years ago…

Proving that if there is a will, there is a way to still whore yourself out to the media, even when you should be considered too old for this shit….and too rich for this shit…she’s got song credits on a lot of huge songs her husband and baby daddy produced…she’s set for fucking life…so this half naked shit for the fans is strictly her ego craving you to look at her and sexualize her and ignore her sloppy mom stomach while saying she’s hot or some shit….like the Kardashian in training trash she is.

I figure by 35, we can collectively retire a bitch, no matter how often she comes back at us with slutty photoshoots…yet here I am posting her up like she’s not too old for this..cuz instagram has made a lot of old chicks act like this…something that was tacky and gross is now normal…so I guess we’re stuck with old bitches being slutty competing with the youth they no longer have but know they can outfuck cuz of the sheer volume of fucking they’ve done…they’re pro by now…

right?

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2019

May

Jenna Jameson Keto Body of the Day

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Jenna Jameson is on the keto diet looking thick as fuck with what must be a fake ass…

She’s a porn chick who has had numerous mental breakdowns…DESPITE having made over 100 million dollars off her porn….in ways far less hardcore than the girls today are doing it…paving the way for some of the most hardcore, almost criminal filmed sex that occurs on the daily by girls doing it for fucking free…since this is a porn generation..they grew up on the shit and it is normal..

While, I’m old, and it’s not normal to me, but I remember Jenna Jameson as the mainstream porn chick who almost crossed over thanks to how rich she got being a whore on camera….

So seeing her still out there looking as terrifying as I’d expect a porn chick to look, cuz they are all so broken on so many levels…brings me comfort…

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2019

May

Dita Von Teese Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Here is an old nude photoshoot of Dita Von Teese from 2011, when she was 56 years old.

Because Menopause needs to be jerked off to sometimes…you know to help you appreciate the aging process when it is done right…even though older bitches are rarely done right…and more importantly…appreciate the young sluts out there doing naked shit….cuz 55 year olds are easy, the 25 year olds are more abundant and not 55 fucking years old…making them something you’d rather jerk off to than your middle aged wife / coworker / sister…

It’s about fantasy man….

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