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2019

20

May

Bebe Rexha Bi Polar Bikini of the Day

Bebe Rexha is so bi-polar, she posted this bikini shot to her INStagram with this manic caption:

I probably should of photoshopped my stomach and made it look flat. I probably should of photoshopped my legs to make them look thinner. I probably should of made myself look taller and Smoothed my legs. But I didn’t. Society can really fuck with you. Here is what a real woman looks like on Instagram without photoshop.

You wanna know what I hate? Bi-Polar Disorder empowerment….or really any mental health empowerment…you got diagnoses something I can guarantee I could get diagnosed with because I can trick any aptitude test, especially the “are you a psychopath” test, since you don’t want people knowing you’re a psychopath….

It’s like bitch just found out why she’s been fat and not a confident pop star the last decade in the industry, but thanks to hard work, medication and focus she can be the 30 year old strong pop star in a bikini that she is….

Like who cares about fat Bebe Rexha or her crazy….

Oh and I also hate fat girl empowerment….it’s not so empowering when you make a fucking speech about how you’re no photoshopped…why not just post your fat pic and leave it at that…leave it at “this is what I look like in a bikini”…instead of being so theatrical about it…

This is what happens when you tell a song writer, who has made hit songs for other people, that she should make songs for herself….it comes with all kinds of crazy that takes away from her just being that fat chick in a bikini….

What I am saying is that…Society only fucks with you if you care what society thinks…and reality is…Society doesn’t give a fuck about Bebe Rexha we all know she’s fat…so no photoshop needed…and the funny thing is…that this is probably photoshopped.

Crazy people trying to find meaning and purpose while being half naked whores..

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2019

20

May

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin and her hard nipples looking rank…I mean this girl has been wrung through the fucking wringer….whatever that means…I just know it’s an expression that I am probably not using right…and really she definitely hasn’t been wrung through anything cuz anything this greasy hasn’t hasn’t been washed, hosed down, or made wet in some time….I mean you have to remember she lives in California where Humidity is Zero…so to look this oiled up means it likely stinks…

But she’s got some fat tits, sloppily spilling out from every fucking angle though….which I guess is a good thing…whether it washes or not…

I remember a time I let a busty stripper sleep on my couch for a month, while she figured her life out….she wore the same denim cat suit every single day…and I never once saw her shower, and being an unemployed pervert, I would have definitely noticed if she showered…and I’d think of how bad her pussy probably smelled…while jerking off to her tits as she slept…because a girl who doesn’t shower doesn’t phase me…it can sometimes to be fetish…pheromones or some shit….

So showered or not, stinky or not, broken with prison tats all “poor little rich girl” or not…

The sloppy tits remain sloppy tits that deserve the love an support she never got cuz even her own dad thinks she’s shit…probably cuz he can’t appreciate her for the big tits, that’d be incest….only she doesn’t realize that…so she’s just one big pile of broken…

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

20

May

Isabeli Fontana Pussy Slip of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian sex model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America in lingerie catalogs for men masturbate….

I think they’ve changed that policy since, but I wonder how many underage girls they had half naked for the sake of selling lingerie..that isn’t even lingerie…it’s just mall brand, sweatshop made, garbage…

She’s not 16 anymore, she’s old, but still bringing it- because if you’re a sex worker once, you’re a sex worker forever….and this…to me…is sex worker pose…even if she’s clothed.

In Cannes – Pussy Flasher!

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2019

20

May

Jenna Dewan Nip Slip of the Day

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Jenna Dewan trying to stay relevant in the divorce cuz no one cares about her without Channing…

Jenna Dewan posted the weirdest nude selfie ever – because she ran it through some old school photoshop filter – turning herself into some kind of sketch from that A-Ha video….but I guess when you want your nipples out there…you do what you gotta do….

I have said this story before, but I’ll say it again, since I only have a handful of stories as I live a very boring fucking life….

But long story short…I was drinking at some hip bar, and the dude next to me was from Palm Springs, and he told me he used to be an LA agent before moving to Palm Springs and one of his clients was Channing Tatum, who if you didn’t know, was this sketch of a nipple’s ex husband…

He said he would drop off scripts at their house mid-day and they’d be totally naked….and try to get him inside to dance for their naked dance party…and other weird shit…which make sense since Channing was a male stripper…and Jenna a dancer…which means stripper….so her flashing nipple at 38 is pretty weak…I want to see cervix.

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2019

20

May

Eugenie Bouchard’s Beach Fitness of the Day

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I am a big fan of Eugenie Bouchard’s transition into a social media influencer…because she’s put in the work….thanks to her dad, who she’s here working out with, and his investment into her tennis career when he was present enough to see she had an ability to make it very far with her tennis….pretty much making it to all the top tennis events in the world…not necessarily winning them…but being an official tennis star, with sponsors getting fucking paid…a nice level of credibility that isn’t needed to make it as a social media influencer, but that helps when selling brand deals…cuz she’s more than just a girl in a bikini on instagram…she’s a legit athlete…an accomplished athlete….so it is all less shameless even if it can sometimes be shameless as people love the bikini selfies…from the person getting great feedback posting it…to the person looking at it…bikinis really make te internet a bettr place.

What I am trying to say is Eugenie Bouchard…is great and she must be loving how much easier it is to generate buzz and brand deals using instagram….than actually trying to win tennis events…

I am a fan.

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2019

20

May

Anja Rubik Tits Out of the Day

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Anja Rubik always has her tits out so of course she’s got them out at CANNES….it is pretty much the basis of her existence and not having her tits out would make her have some kind of mental breakdown, some identity crisis, some sort of tantrum…cuz anything fancy, luxury or high end that she’s associated with, means the tits are out….you know it’s how she differentiates herself from instagram sluts who have their tits out all the time…and not just for fancy, luxury, high end things….

You know cuz tits aren’t created equal…some are seen as porn, others as attention seeking bottom feeders and if you’re lucky…as high end art that pays well….

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2019

20

May

Possibly Anna Paquin Nude of the Day

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Is this really anna paquin?

I don’t know why she would leak nudes, or why people would care….she’s been getting naked on TV for a while now….

I mean back in 2014 – SHE FLASHED HER TITS

Which was about as hardcore as this….

I do remember there was a minute when Anna Paquin came out lesbian, as all these confused actors do…so these pics, if they are of her…may have been for her female lover…making it all the more exciting….which isn’t saying much since it’s not all that exciting.

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2019

20

May

Jennifer Lopez Slutty of the Day

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You’d thinking that Jennifer Lopez would hang up her slut gear and lay back and age gracefully, like a normal 50 year old mom….but she’s J.Lo and she’ll do whatever the fuck it takes to stay on top, including but not limited to being slutty in a music video at 50 years old, with Steve Aoki, who all the young kids love almost as much as they love Diplo, in what is clearly an attempt to open up new audiences, make some more stupid level of money, cuz thanks to being rich, face injections, and the ability to train and eat well…she’s not as disgusting as most 50 year olds…

I guess it takes a certain ego, to climb out of the “Block”…cuz remember this is Jenny from the Block….to become J.Lo….and that ego isn’t about to simmer down just cuz it should based on all logic presented….like that she’s 50…she’s just gonna keep doing this into he 90s…so we should start getting used to her old tits and ass being shameless…cuz she can be relevant like the young girls too.

Here is the video

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2019

20

May

Shayna Taylor Nip Slip of the Day

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Shayna Taylor is Ryan Seacrest’s longtime girlfriend…and deserves some level of respect from the sideline perverts like us..because she gets the fucking program.

She was the long time girlfriend of Ryan Seacrest, who despite people thinking he’s gay, he’s actually into blonde chicks who he buys breast implants for….

I’ve heard all kinds of first hand accounts of girls who have had sex with him, stories of his penis size, or how much of a sexual deviant he is, or how he makes them sign contracts and check their phones with security at the gate to his house, something they WILLINGLY DO…cuz that’s just the kind of girls that are drawn to Ryan Seacrest…ones who like money, expensive things and don’t really have any self respect….

Which is why this one, the longest standing one, who bought into his bullshit, while he was likely fucking all kinds of other ones, cuz when you’re the one being mooched off of, you make the fucking rules….and when your biggest hustle has been from mooching off Seacrest, you do whatever you can to keep the money train alive…

I mean getting to be is public girlfriend is a good marketing opportunity to build a personal brand off of….and I guess her big mistake was not getting pregnant, or locking him in through marriage with a solid pre-nup, even though he’s probably paid her out, bought her a house, he makes 100 million a year…what the fuck does he care…if he throws a million of it at some whore…..a whore we should all respect for knowing the drill and making it work for her….

Here she is in a bikini…

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2019

20

May

Ariel Winter in Leggings….of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s pussy in leggings to remind you that she may have lost weight – but the pussy is still fat….you know because you needed to be reminded of that….

That’s all I have to say on this matter…because fat or skinny…Ariel Winter looks like a troll to me and I’m not a fan.