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Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

May

Patricia Contreras Tit Slip of the Day

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Patricia Contreras is some mexican actress who knows damn well what she’s doing as she lets her tits slip out of her wet bikini on the beach…

When the paparazzi are there cuz you called them, give them something to sell to the tabloids…it will help her work visa application in America, and maybe get her some followers and some casting as America needs every story to read like a United Nations meeting, if a group of friends don’t include 1 Arab, 1 hispanic (mexican or puerto rican are interchangeable) 1 Asian (of any asian background as long as the eyes are slanty), 1 Black Person (african or Caribbean or South American, whatever, just make sure they are dark enough on the pantone color card), 1 Native American and 3 white people, while all are totally white washed in the way they speak and chase boys, it won’t get prriducing….

Either way, good work Patricia the Stripper.

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2019

May

Alesya Kafelnikova Nipples of the Day

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Alesya Kafelnikova, what a name….

She calls herself Alesya Kaf.

She has 466k followers on instagram…that could potentially all be Russian Spam Bots…because she is essentially Russian spam….

You know hot girl taking on sex work lookin photos to be relevant on social media…

She’s based in BALI like all the good instagram models are, it’s got good backdrop for instagram posts…

She is unlike other Russian hookers because her dad is the once world number one tennis star Yevgeny Kafelnikov….which I don’t know how tennis stars in communism work, does all their money go back to the state, or was she born rich? Who knows…or cares…just be glad she’s out there tits out like she needs to use herr tits to get noticed….the way we like women to be…even if she doesn’t…

Based on my extensive research, since I am a journalist, she is overcoming drug-taking, eating disorders, and incidents where she slashed her wrists…..Sounds about right for an instagrammer.

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2019

May

Anne Hathaway Tits Out of the Day

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Anne Hathaway, I wish she would Anne GoAway, Hath Away with Haste you Dog Shit Celebrity who stole an Oscar from other deserving Actresses…. once and for all, but here she is with her sloppy tits out for Shape Magazine despite having no shape to her whatsoever….I think I posted these already….but she makes me so irritated I’ll do it again because I am never going to allow myself to find happiness.

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Posted in:Anne Hathaway|SFW

2019

May

Instagram Fetish Porn that Instagram Doesn’t Consider Porn of the Day

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I am a vigilante!

I have been so wronged by the social media platforms over the last 15 years…where I’ve actually wasted time promoting my various accounts on my site – using their platforms for good not evil…even producing content specific to that platform… only to have the shit rudely taken away from me, for doing shit that was barely hardcore….I’m talking all social media platforms from Friendster, Myspace, Facebook, Twitterr, Instagram, TUMBLR….all multiple times….and I never really even bothered with YOUTUBE knowing they’d ban me if I did.

I never posted porn, knowing that it would get me deleted…I remember I once got deleted for telling Bijou Philips I was watching her – because she was at a party I was at in Canada and I guess that was creepy…despite being FACTUAL….I also got deleted for saying that Willa Holland was hot and her mom reported me…and who the fuck even cares to remember other reasons I got deleted…but the fact is I got deleted..time and time again..

As social media got more slutty, I didn’t understand the logic of this naked influencer is ok, this naked porn star is bad…it seemed pretty hypocritical to me. I also didn’t understand that me posting a hot half naked chick was porn, but half naked chicks make up 98 percent of instagram.

So I stated my reporting, any nipple I saw, or racy content I saw, I’d report it like a NARC….not cuz I’m a NARC…but to understand why some things fly and others don’t…

I figured this publicly traded company is just a fucking massive porn site….fetish site…that’s why it works, since we’re all perverts and their main job is navigating how to be seen as a cultural phenom that reflects society and supports liberal causes like Free the Nipple and breast feeding in public…or to fight social norms like periods being bad and bush being bad…so that people like this can exist on the platform, have audience and even monetize on the platform…when what they are doing is fucking VULGAR..

So this pube fetish model artist is ok….but me posting a hot girl in lingerie is not…

Go fuck yourself Instagram….you publicly traded porn site…

NOT TO MENTION, I can’t even get mainstream advertisers for posting shit like this….and it’s on fucking instagram…with mainsteam ads running against it.

What the fuck…right.

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2019

May

MET Gala Nonsense Round-Up of the Day

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The Met Gala is the event that happens each year when all the celebrities wear dumb outfits and show off their tits.. here is our round-up and I’m not talking about the class action lawsuit against Monsanto..I am talking about a bunch of pics of idiots who think they are important because they got an invite to humor a bunch of socialite New Yorkers who paid the 35,000 dollarr ticket price to attend the event.

It is interesting what becomes a cultural event, or an exclusive event, that they appear to let in a lot of non-exclusive people, like some of these women would probably suck your dick for 20,000 dollars….which isn’t all that expensive….

I know that as much as I consider myself a fashionista in my soiled sweatpants and obesity, I’d never want to be involved or participate in this shit….not that I have an option, but I like to think if there ever was an invite, I’d have to turn it down…..just looking at these idiots makes me hate everything about this shit…

Here’s the tits….CLICK MORE….TO SEE THEM ALL….CUZ IT IS A MEGA…..not a MAGA post….as anyone who can make it there…was there….including Rat Cow’s Belly Button…which I guess was a huge deal for her Belly Button…to be gutter instagram trash invited to such a trendy and exclusive event…she must really think she matters…even she’s like a Straight to DVD actor of the DVD era….thank god she fucked KANYE all those years ago before the BLURRED LINES VIDEO….other trash was there too…and here they are.

Amber Valletta with the deepest cameltoe the MET has ever seen…

Em Rat Cow Very Scary Belly Button…

Zoe Kravitz with her tits out..

Ashley Graham Almost Pussy Flash.. or Gunt Flashing..

Bella Hadid you know when she walked in the caterer screamed HIDE THE CHEESE!!

Camila Mendes Tiny Hands…

Joan Smalls in some see through shit showing nipple…

Camila Morrone almost pussy flash…

Candice Swanepoel Cultural Appropriation and Leprosy Arm..

Cara Delavigne Nipple Pasties..

Emma Roberts Still Hot..remember her nip slip?

Celine Dion Crypt Keeping…

Charli XCX piss stained dress…

Chloe Moretz Still not hot…

Dakota Johnson Must be on her period..

Doutzen Kroes..boring..

Dua Lipa With the Tits…

(more…)

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2019

May

Naked and Confused Woman on a Bridge and Other Videos of the Day

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Fog Causes Pile Up

Online Addict Beats himself

My Kind of Girl..

River Valley Burns – While Stork Nests

Two Robbers Get Calmed Down…

Close Call playing with Electricity

Man Tries to Bury Himself in Concrete

Kid Plays with Mom’s Purple Sword

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it funny that every girl I know seems to think she’s been drugged at least once at a party by a predator….but no dudes I know have ever drugged a girl at a party…

Could it be possible that this era of bottle service and everyone being a fucking degenerate slut thanks to the porn industry….leads people to drink way too fucking much….to the point of blacking out and possibly thinking they are drunk…

I’ve been there…I am a black out drunk kind of guy. I have woke up in places I don’t remember getting to multiple times a week. I have had nights that basically have giant fucking holes in them…and I never did drugs…it was just straight fucking alcholism.

I never once said “maybe I got roofied from a queer”….or a fat chick…

I took responsibility for my alcoholism….and moved on with my life…

So that’s why hearing stories of girls roofied at some Youtuber’s rager, or college girls who think all men are predators…

Unless you’ve done a toxicology report on your damn piss you can’t be telling the world you got drugged….

AND EVEN IF YOU GOT DRUGGED…it is your own damn fault….like the guy who left the coffee cup in your Game of Thrones scene…take responsibility for your fuck up..

Here are some morning links to all you girls out there who are convinced you’re hot enough for a dude to drug you to have fucking DAHMER sex with you….shut the fuck up.

Lady Gaga’s 15 Minute Striptease
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Girl Flashing herr Panties in Store
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Meanwhile at the Trailer Park….
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Brother Throws Snake in Sister’s Car
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What Queer Knocked Up Amy Schumer…Seriously….her gut out with hr tits hanging is traumatizing
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Amy Schumer and herr New baby She Shat Out is Repulsive
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Lily Depp Nip
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Kim K gets Drug OFfenders Rerleased from Prison
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FREE CAR WASH
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RUNAWA BUS!!
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Whale Brings Woman her Dropped Phone
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Dude At Hilary Clinton Event Screaming “You’re Going to Jail Lady”
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Raped at a Youtube Party
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Girls Praying Outside Planned Parenthood Need to Find a Fucking Hobby….I am so for ABORTION….you have no idea.
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Just Some good Old Fashioned Girls Getting Naked…
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was that I saw a girl who used to be a bar tender at a bar I used to go to all the fucking time about 20 years ago….because I am old…you know the bar tender who was big personality and fucked the DJs cuz she thought she was hot and in the scene….

I was just a drunk and never in any scene, but I definitely remembered her when I saw her doing MILF SOLO MASTURBATION PORN on a cam site…

It’s like….what’s a 40 year old, who is no longer a 20 year old to do with herself…besides spread her mom ass on the internet for money…like the tips she used to get serving 2 for 1 beers, but instead of a skimpy outfit and a push up bra, she’s just spilling out everywhere like a 40 year old mom.

If only I could have told my 20 year younger self that in 20 years…the internet would become a place where this will happen for this specific bar tender…it’s nice to know these things in advance.

But I guess sometimes it takes 20 years to figure out your true calling with your body….

I am not hating, I think it’s fucking brilliant, just 20 years too late maybe…but I’m all for girls getting out there and using the internet to make extra money…why the fuck not….it’s just funny when it’s someone you know and haven’t seen for 20 years…in a “This is what they’ve become”…

While I’ve remained an internet troll with a blog no one notices, she’s out there spread assholed… I guess she’s won….not that it is a competition…because in a lot of way I’ve won cuz I just saw her content…without paying..and it is beyond fucking odd…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Period Cocktail is the Drink of the Day
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Slutty Russian Half Time Show
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Slutty Russians…
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Sluts Getting Drugged at Youtuber Parties
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Lily Rose Depp Nipple
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Old Lady Telling Girl to Cover Up her Awesome Tits is a Good Video – Worthy of a Repost in Case You Missed It
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Britney’s Mom Pretending to Come to the Rescue
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Bouncer rBeating Up Bar Goers
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Some Slut Losing herr Top
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Taylor Swift CLEAVAGE
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Travis Scott’s Girlfriend and Kylie Fight..
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Runaway SEMI
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Woman Gets Destroyed By Her Morning Smoothie
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Ariel Winter – Titties in a Red Top
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Dog Loves his Head Scratched
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Diana Ross – Fingered by TSA
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Sucking that Joint Too Hard
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Wee Man Lives in a Van
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Teen mom Drama Involves a Dead Frenchie
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Dude Finding the GEARR…By Foot….
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Muhammed Ali – Did MMA
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Hacked LIME Scooter
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Drunk Guy in IHop Gets Beat Three Times
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Alex Trebek is God
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Cop Shuts Woman Down When She Accuses Him of Racial Profiling
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Dude Gets Off Disney Ride to Get his Phone…Forcing Everryone to Evacuate….Documented by Young Girls in Tank Tops…perverts.
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Amy Schumer Pregnancy Pic with her Tits Out is Disgusting…
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Feminists Defending a Chick….Prrank…
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Loserr fuit is the Instagrammerr I’ve neverr Heard of
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SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS!
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Painkiller / Anxiety Killer / Get Off Big Pharma / Support the Plant Life
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GET THIS MULTI TOOL THAT SCREWS and SMOKES and Helps You Drink…
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Hangover Patches that Work….
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Our Favorite Thing to Dab With…
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Every Month is Christmas with this Weed Subscription Box That Meets All your SMoker Needs
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Topless Celebs in Movies
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Lily Rose Depp – Hard Nipple
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Lily Rose Depp’s Mom in a Magazine – No Not Amberr Heard – Her Other Mom…
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Eugenie Bouchard Bikini Beach Babe…
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Billie Lourd Titties at an event
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Zaa Larrsson Tits in a Bra
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Lily Rose Depp in a Dress
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Karlie Kloss Cleavage
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Kendall Jennerr in a Tight Dress
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Lindsay Vonn White Bathign Suit
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Katy Perrry Disgusting
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Kendra Wilkinson – Braless – Disgusting
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girls Are Nuts….
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Reddit Amateur DownUndee
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Almost Caught – Titty Flash
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Cam Girl has MILK Cannon in her Vagina
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Reddit Amateur Lil Ann
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Titty ENVY
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DILDO FACE
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Josephine Got her Big Tits Out….
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Naked Maid of the Day – with the Huge Tits…
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Asians Bathing in Vegetables Fetish
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Sex Move of the Day – the Sticky Ricky
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THEY SAY SHE IS THE MOST WANTED 18 YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET
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Interesting Public Horse Ride
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Masturbation AIDS
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A Couple of BFFs
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Girls Gone Wild on a Boat…
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Big Tits Don’t Fit in the Dress
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Angelica and Jessie Eat Each Other Out
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Big Sloppy Tits in Lingerie
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Pizza Party!
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Naked Amateur
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Tan Lines on the Big Tits
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This is Why Everryone Loves the Van Life
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2019

May

Emma Roberts Topless of the Day

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I am a big fan of Emma Roberts…I don’t know what it is about her, I don’t think she’s insanely hot. I don’t think she’s got this banging body…but there’s this element good…that I’ve been following since early on instagram….

Maybe I am into the fact that her dad Eric Roberts is some fallen from the top star, who she had to grow up listening to him complaining about the glory days, so caught up in his own self destruction to give her the attention she needed…assuming she even knew her dad growing up….because he was was too drunk to notice…maybe it’s the whole nepotism Aunt Julia helped her get a career….a good career mainly thanks to that Horror Story show…

What it comes down to is that I do like to see he in a bikini or strutting around for attention topless. She doesn’t annoy me the way all the other actors do. So I guess that makes me a fan.a

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2019

May

Eugenie Bouchard Titty Flash of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is Montreal’s very own Anna Kournikova – who spends more of her time on the beach in Miami in a bikini than winning Tennis events….and as a Montrealer, I got her back, because being a top athlete is way too much work, especially for a French Canadian woman, she’s already accomplished huge things and will forever be set for life as she’s made real money doing the tennis thing, but more importantly has found a fanbase that will buy shit she tells them to buy…so why bother trying to prove yourself more than you already have…when you can take the influencer approach to just posting hot pics of yourself with very little effort….

To be the best tennis player in the world is rough…but to be a half naked chick who posts selfies is a joke comparatively…so focus on that…it’s what people care about…

I guess part of that transition from legit tennis player, who will forever be legit basd on her accomplishments, to influencer is a nice solid titty adjustment for the paparazzi….looks good to me.

She’s gonna do well as an influencer, since she actually has something to be famous for.

I believe in this strategy.