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2024

16

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Still Got Tits of the Day

If you had tits like Sydney Sweeney’s you’d be smiling too….ideally in your mouth and not on your chest, but if you had her tits on your chest, you’d probably be smiling to, just to yourself from your home where you never leave because you’d be too busy playing with them…and when I saw breasts on your chest, I don’t her breasts pressed on your chest, I mean her breasts growing off your chest like some kind of freak that is ashamed of his breasts because boys don’t have breasts, at least they aren’t supposed to, at least there didn’t used to….and you get bullied for that shit until the jocks realize how hot your tits are and figure it’s not as gay as their hazing rituals to build team spirit if they jerk off on them….

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2024

16

Feb

Stella Hudgens Candy Bra for her Fat Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is not the most ripped girl out there, but I guess she doesn’t have to be because people only give a shit about her because of her pregnant sister Van Life….there’s even a whole youtube movement based on her sister Van Life…

In being not the most ripped girl out there, because you don’t have to be ripped to seduce your audience into buying your nudes….you just need the tits…that get bigger with poor diet and lack of exercise.

So keeping on trend, Stella is bringing out the high sugar bra for her Valentine’s Day content because she gets her lingerie at cheap shit sex shops in the mall…

Haters will say this should be an OZEMPIC bra top….but it’d hardly be as sweet…feed them tits….

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2024

16

Feb

Margot Robbie’s Not Hot of the Day

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Here’s your much needed reminder that Margot Robbie’s not hot, she’s like pig being farmed in some outback ranch run by toothless products of incest who haven’t seen civilization in 20 years because the closest town is a 14 hour drive away, so they just each and fuck Kangaroo…

The fact that you people have positioned this trashy pile of shit as a top billed celebrity is a fucking joke….

Even with her weird botox to try to look like she’s not a 50 year old single mom trying to seduce a man at the lobby of some 5 star hotel in her best fancy outfit that she thinks makes her look classy, when really it makes her look like a prostitute trying to look classy….

She still sucks…but NOT nearly as hard as all the marketing we’ve had to listen to about her dog shit Barbie movie for a infant generation of mindless internet retards who might as well be AI….

Fuck all of you..

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2024

16

Feb

Rita Ora Gives You Kissy Face of the Day

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Big Titty Rita Ora is pretty wonderful. I don’t hate her or hate on her like I do other celebs. I think she’s put in the fucking work and does good for herself, all while having hot tits, which I am sure made the experience so much harder.

I wouldn’t say I am a fan of Rita Ora, since I can’t be a fan of any of these garbage assholes, plus I don’t even know what she does but I can say that she’s a wonderful gift from the celebrity machine, who had a huge record deal taken from her because Rihanna whined to Jay-Z about her….forced to fend for herself with millions of dollars before finally finding love and stability with David Cohen, the filmmaker she married….all while having those tits…

Anyway, she posted a pic of her making a kissy face that you can open wide on your ipad and make out with…

Or if you’re creative, you can jerk off on, like those cumtributes on reddit that I am sure the celeb with the big tits appreciate bceause it makes her feel wanted and loved.

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2024

16

Feb

Sofia Veraga’s Titty Tease of the Day

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Big titty old granny Sofia Vergara, who I think is in her late 60s, is out in some seductive outfit with those big tits, only it’s all an illusion…

An illusion because old ladies can’t be hot, even when they try really hard, but also an illusion because the lacy outfit looks like it’s sheer but it’s not…

This is tits no nipples like a cancer survivor…and no one likes cancer….

If she did have cancer, she’d be in good hands because her new boyfriend is some rich as shit surgeon….named Justin Saliman….

After googling him, it turns out he’s a knee surgeon who has invented ways to preserve knees, and there’s only one reason the surgeon and Vergara know each other and that’s because she’s blown out her knees and not from running marathons…if you know what I mean…if anything from running trains using that throat game….you gotta climb the celebrity ranks when you’re an illegal from Colombia some how..

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2024

16

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown’s Ass Eats her Shorts of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is the stange thing in Stranger Things, that’s become an even Stranger Thing, because perverts like you sexualize her thanks to watcher her on the show, where she was a child….

The whole watching her grow up, making her feel familiar to you, is very Woody Allen of you, but the good news is that your predator ass is limited to thoughts in your head and you haven’t broken any laws….

She’s an adult now and in being an adult she does direct to consumer bullshit, where she knows the money comes from the retard fans, like you, who know who she is from being a hit show…

“Look ma, it’s that girl from that show there”…

And who buy what she’s selling, because you’re a retard or a pervert that thinks supporting her bullshit products increases your chance of one day fucking her up the ass, like the dudes who talk to CHAT BOTS on OnlyFans thinking it’s the actual Creator who is laying out at a hotel somewhere NOT chatting with you idiots.

I’m ashamed of you….

But her ass is eating her shorts, worth looking at if you’re not an actual Millie Bobby Brown fan….but remain more of a Bobby Brown fan because he helped kill Whitney.

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2024

16

Feb

CoconutKitty143 is the Instagram Of The Day

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Coconut Kitty is some digital art project by some chick named Diana Deets, who posted pics of her over-edited character with genuine celebs, because I guess she was LA based.

She seems to have even launched her own pervy cartoon, but I have no idea where that all went because she hasn’t updated her feed in over a year.

She was apparently controversial because she’d edit her pics to make her look young, but I don’t think anything about what she did is that creepy, because clearly she looks like an older bitch who edits her pics down for the jokes.

Someone apparently posted that she died in February of last year from Suicide. That the real person behind the COCONUT kitty ended it all….but I figure that’s the best way to exit your character when you’re bored of doing it.

It’d be the ideal way to end the social media peresence and to run off into the woods to live a normal life away from this shit..

Here’s some of her work…dead or not…the internet never forgets the tits.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

16

Feb

Milada Moore is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t think Milada Moore can really give us much more, if she did, her back would probably give out and leave her disabled, maybe unable to feed herself, a whole new fetish sure, but those tits are too big for the average body to carry around without being a bodybuilder.

She’s another one of these instagram hustlers, hustling the dudes of instagram with her sexualized content, which is pretty much what you’d want out of Instagram if you were Zuckerberg, because it generates all those pageviews he needs, dipping that toe in porn while really not being porn at all…it’s grey area, just don’t show your grey areas…and we’re good…

With a name like MILADA, she reminds me of riding in a Miata, but less queer…cuz of those monstrous tits that make your brain go back being a baby, when your food source was a giant tit, an image you’ve never got over…..even if you’re a chick, cuz you sucked your mom’s tit too…..

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Social media sucks and I’m glad people are starting to turn on the influencers and boycott this shit…

People take social media too fucking seriously…

Whether it’s in producing their epic useless content from their phone pretending she’s an important celebrity…

Or it’s motherfuckers in the comments getting mad….

Or the silent loser feeling like more of a loser because his life isn’t as good as these people of instagram….

Not realizing It’s instagram ya loser…

It’s not real fucking life…

These people aren’t influencers, they have no influence, they aren’t important, they game a fucking app and think they are important…

Get a fucking grip you loser and treat these scumbags how they deserve to be treated, like the try hard clout chasing losers no one actually likes or respects or finds interesting because they aren’t…

They don’t do anything interesting, they just do what everyone else is doing….so boring…

Go outside, read a book, jerk off to a magazine like nature intended…this social media shit is demonic and you need to detach….

It’s instagram ya loser…

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2024

15

Feb

Zendaya’s Insane Outfit for the Dune Premiere of the Day

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Zendaya dressed like some sort of Robot for her premiere of Dune, which I guess they are trying to turn into a huge movie because that Quebecker Denis needs all the money he can get so that he can buy all the poutine his fat french heart desires until dying like that other Quebec director Jean Marc Dallas Buyers Club….

Anyway, I thought it was costumes from the movie, but turns out her futuristic weirdness is actually fashion design, which still appeals to you virgin loser comic book sci/fi dune autistics…but that is a one time deal.

I was interested in the asshole window, but realized there’s a layer of fabric between the windows of this space suit of armour and that’s too bad….

It’s not tits and ass we are seeing, but fabric…disappointing…..

Not quite as disappointing as the Harley Quinn drop featuring Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn, in some terrible casting because she looks like a 45 year old middle manager at the grocery store who won’t accept your coupons for yogurt and not in a hot porn fetish way, but in this is the ugliest and most terrifying approach to Harley Quinn and I don’t even watch these kinds of movies….

It’s just Gaga isn’t hot and she’s old and she looks it, they’d have to run with the mangled face comic book version of her, but Harley Quinn is a character you people jack off to, and you deserve better….

So that’s enough nerd shit for one day, I’m going to go stare at the fucking wall for the next 12 hours…

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