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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Apr

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie got that cross around her neck so that you don’t confuse her for a MUSLIM while she’s out in her traditional MUSLIM garb after a trip to Kuwait with rich people….you know her version of a BURKINI in her CALL TO PRAYER pose that looks more like REDDIT amateur 20 year olds about to ride a fucking suction cup dick for their sub reddit and fans….the on her knees spread apart in a bikini pose that all the girls do like they all went to the same “how to pose on instagram school of modeling”….

Cuz all these bitches, rich and entitled and affiliated with the Kardashians or not…are the fucking same…

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2019

Apr

Sophie Mudd Massive TIts of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is going back to her roots. I don’t really pay too much attention to this set of instagram tits, her face is average at best, but I do come across her instagram tits, and for a minute she wasn’t half naked in her content, you know wearing the typical clothed outfits you see on people trying to be fashion influencers, planning to integrate only the occasional slutty pic to keep people happy, while slowly merging her audience into something that brands find a little less slutty, so that she can make the big instagram money…but the problem is when you build your foundation on a set of tits, it’s gonna take a lot of effort to make people forget the tits, when they are just there for the tits…so bring the fucking tits…

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2019

Apr

Michelle Pfeiffer’s Instagram Dominatrixing of the Day

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Michelle Pfeiffer, one of Hollywood’s hottest of all time….the HOAT…

Is out there on instagram, sharing her rich from being hot, lifestyle with you…

And despite being 60 years old, she’s out there being sexual, slutty, cuz women are all the same, and they know the only way to get attention, especially celebrity women who got where they got of their looks, and that is with their vaginas.

Sure this isn’t Michelle Pfeiffer showing us her ancient artifact of a pussy….

But she’s doing Dominatrix whip shit…and there’s nothing non-sexual about that…

Like the menopausal den mother before her….her once paid to see naked, eventually became paid to fuck, is not delving into the fetish world…cuz there’s no where else for this sex worker to go…

Posted in:Michelle Pfeiffer|SFW

2019

Apr

The Woman Who Pees in the Middle of the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Pregnant Taco Bell Employee gets choked Out

Foot in Crotch Disease

Girl with the Crazy Tongue

Firecracker in Drunk’s Beer

Kid Pisses Out the Eternal Flame

Kid Paying with Giant Python

Crazy Scooter Crash

The Man Who Uses Himself as a Pulley Systm

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This just in….very important high profile automated emails…

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Jim Carey Fighting with Mussolini…
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George Clooney VS the Beverly Hills Hotel Hating Queers cuz He’s Queer
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Daylight Robbery
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Cop Smacks a Motherfucker in the Hospital
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NSFW – Weird Fucking Pic
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NSFW – The Best Foreplay Ever…
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Topless Candice Swanepoel
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Red Bikini Crotch Shot…
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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I walked by a group of High school girls, I am talking younger high school girls, not older high school girls you fantasize about..but the quirky weird young ones you feel bad for because you know puberty sucked…

Well…they were waiting for a bus and were talking about how one of their friends let her boyfriend piss in her mouth, and the one talking about it said if her boyfriend pissed in her mouth she’d bite his dick off…

The hot girl I happened to be walking with, heard “Jizz”…but there’s no way young kids are using the word JIZZ…it was definitely PISS…

Which is a friendly reminder that the instagram has done some interesting things to the younger generation…

I wasn’t getting my dick sucked until I was 16 by the fat girl in class, a few people were fucking at 14, but no one was casually partaking in golden showers like it was normal erotica….

Because pissing in mouths….is for older people who have given up on sex with their wives and can only get off pissing in their cunt faces…

That said, the first time I pissed in a girls mouth was at 18, and that was before the whole porn thing, so maybe we are just naturally inclined to piss in each other’s mouths, kids are just doing it 5 years before I did, 30 fucking years ago.

It just wasn’t mainstream to sexually piss in a girl’s mouth back then…you had to find the right broken home dweller…

Now it’s like Britney Spears pop music….which I guess takes away from how special pissing in each other’s faces can be…

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Tori Spelling – Terrible Mom…
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Crazy Woman Loses it on Neighbor…
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Farrah Abraham’s Fake Ass is So Good
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Tommy Lee Talks Ozzy Osbourne Drinking his Piss….
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Weekend Party Clips
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Snoop Dog…Sells Drugs to McConauhey….
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Scar Jo – Comicbook Character First Look
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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Skateboard….
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Jane Wiedlin from the Gogos Fully Naked at 100 Years Old
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Firefighters Save a Bitch
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Siegfried and Roy Cover-Up…
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Kim Dotcom’s Mansion / Panic Room….of the Torrent Mater…
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Dude Stealing a Python from a Pet Store
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Basketball Crossover People are Excited About…
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Arianna Grande – Bouncy Boob
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Best 250k Investment for an Idiot
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Nerdy Kid Brawl
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Trailer
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Where Hollywood Films the Plane Scenes
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Dumb Clickbait of Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly Taking a Lie Detector Test
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Jennifer ANiston Slutty Photoshoot
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Nic Cage’s Marriage Problems are Funny…
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Some Fucking Weirdos
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Zara Larsson in a See Through Outfit
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Leighton Meester Boring at an Event
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Olivia Culpo in Miami in a Bikini
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DOutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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Charlotte McKinney’s Nudes
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Amber Valetta Topless in LUI
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Slutty Actresses Naked and Topless in Movies
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Petra Nemcova Hot Tits
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Madison Beer Crop Top
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Lea Michele in a Slutty Dress
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Jenna Coleman
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Isabella GOmez at some Gay Shit
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Olivia Munn at some Gay Shit
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Go Big or Go Home
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Reddit Amateur Fucking Dildos of the Day
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Cam Girl and her Huge Tits…Damn…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Spit Roast…
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Hot Amatuer with Big Tits
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Girls Naked in Shower Drinking Beers
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Japan – The People Have Questions
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Refreshing Shower
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Slut With Rocking Body Naked in Studio
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Another Set of Huge Naturals
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Dirty Anal Bowling
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10 Penthouse Chicks…
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Naked Woman having a Fit
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Thong Slips
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Sex Move of the DAy
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Tail Spin…
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Serious Nipples..
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Cockblock on the Train
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Angel Constance…Playboy
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Mischa and her Puffy Nips
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Georgia Naked
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2019

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Pussy Flash of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in TULUM on vacation because she’s celebrating not being pregnant for the first time in 4 years…

She is boring, she hasn’t done anything interesting besides Victoria’s Secret, she never tried to break free from the evil corporation and do something innovative or interesting, because I guess bitches are fucking lazy, and this one was making well over a million dollars a year, more than she ever expected to make back home in South Africa where she was avoiding legless athletes with guns, AIDS, and black people who were revolting the insane white racism of South Africa….

But look at her now, in Mexico, in a bikini, like a legitimate socialite all at the age of 30….retirement time…and still looking hot after 2 kids…cuz some bitches just do things better.

I can’t vouch for her cunt, that shit is probably blown the fuck out…but if it’s strapped into a tight bikini bottom….how the fuck are we to know otherwise…it’s not like she’s showing any of her labia…

Instead, she is showing us this…her most interesting work that isn’t even that interesting.

HER TITS ARE OUT!

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2019

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Reminds Us that Old Hags Refuse to Be Old of the Day

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Some people say that age is just a state of mind.

I call bullshit…

Age is when your body falls the fuck apart and your pussy dries up and your tits sag to the ground cuz you’re old as fuck.

You can be in denial. You can take measures to make yourself feel like the best version of yourself but when you’re old you’re old and that’s where the story ends…

Put your tits out there. You’re still old…

Jennifer Aniston…in denial of being old…

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Posted in:SFW

2019

Mar

Spring Break Forever of the Day

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Spring Break Forever motherfuckers..

I don’t know if Spring Break is still going on, but it’s gotta be, since Spring Break Forever motherfuckers..

I do know that Spring Break is inspiring, a time to strip down all your winter depression and down as much alochol as possible, in efforts to get some fucking AIDS or some shit…it’s not a death sentence…

I do know that even when you’re an old married fuck, you can strategically plan your Spring Break trip around young hot college girls in bikinis…and you’ll be entertained in your fold out beach chair you got at Costco or at the community Bingo last summer, too old to get noticed by the bikini girls, making your creeping on them a stealth operation….

I also know that whether you Spring Break or just Jerk off to Spring Break content or not, you should probably do it while wearing a HANGOVER PATCH ….not the most conventional cure to a hangover but hey if it helps you fight off that 72 hour hangover it’s worth a try…cuz hangovers suck.

Just yesterday I drank a bottle of sour tasting wine, that I wondered whether I lost my taste for wine, of it it was just rancid….only to have the gnarliest (that’s spring break talk for craziest) hangover ever…I was fucking puking, shitting fire, and migrained yesterday…..because I wasn’t wearing my hangover patch and or because I am dying thanks to hard living all these years..

Point being, don’t be like me in any aspect of your life…Look at me and see all that is wrong with the world…listen to my advice that comes from experience at failing at life…use me as an inspiration as to how not to act….But listen to me when I say….try the hangover patch, because I didn’t, and I got sick….

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2019

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Topless of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is clearly an advocate of smoking cigarettes.

In an era where SMOKING KILLS and every idiot out there knows it kills, you would think she would be a little more responsible with her voice, personal brand, that I am sure NO ONE actually pays attention to, because it barely exists, but that still shouldn’t encourage smoking to the young kids on social media looking for tits.

It’s like the people have wanted to see her naked for so long, and this is how she brings it to them, with a cigarette in hand…like she just finished a good fuck…

I am not even going to get into whatever is going on in her men’s underwear…is that a MAXI PAD, or a dick?

I am not even going to get into her feet, or the angle the feet were shot that make them look bigger than the biggest of feet.

I call this the Smoking Sauna Pose….cuz it looks like some fat dude sprawled out on the other side of the Sauna MANSPREADING in ways you don’t want to see when all you’re trying to do is DETOX….

Unfortunate.

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