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2019

20

Mar

Miley Cyrus Nudist of the Day

Miley Cyrus is an attention seeking nudist…but at least we’ve all seen her cunt.

Maybe it’s because she sold her childhood off to Disney to become Hannah Montana, and even with all that attention, she didn’t feel like she was getting enough attention….or maybe she was molested as a child and has a weird relationship with sexualizing herself…or maybe she just doesn’t give a fuck because we’ve all seen her cunt.

It was a marketing hustle, that spoke to the kids, inspired the kids…a bad little disney girl, bad little country girl, but was she really so bad…just being naked for everyone…I mean it’s just nudity….I guess that was her angle, her empowered lie angle….her feminist angle…that was really just a way for everyone to see her cunt.

I don’t have the answers but once an exhibitionist, there’s not reason to not be an exhibitionist, it’s liberating and free..just ask any dude on public transit pulling his dick out for the school girls….but we’ve all seen her cunt and that’s ULTIMATELY what matters…even when looking at a pic of her not showing her cunt…we know what’s going on down there…lip-wise.

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2019

20

Mar

Charlotte McKinney is Hot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is still hot…Not that I ever really thought she was hot…but big tits on a small frame is hot to me….I am old and natural beauty is subjective…while big tits on a small frame are scientific fucking fact…

So here’s some love for the old timer from Instagram….a Florida Rich Kid with huge tits who managed to get a few ad campaigns and a reality show stint on Dancing with the Stars…cuz she had the right friend who knew bouncy big tits would be good for ratings as TV died…probably the same dude who cast Alexis Ren this past year on the hustle to legitimize whores on isntagram….

She’s been at it for a while now, but isn’t that old…and still has big tits on a small frame…which scientifically makes her better than most..

She hasn’t done much interesting in her career, other than sex with Stephen Dorff, who is great in True Detective Season 3…I saw it the other day…I don’t leave the house…

But there’s hope for her…cuz big tits on a small frame are needed in all kinds of things, from movies, to TV shows…to your masturbation fantasies…to strip clubs…to backpages if it still existed…

So keep up the good work Charlotte McKinney…..don’t get fat now…cuz when the gut catches up to the tits..it’s alway a sad day…and for some reason…a reason I call sadness….the gut always catches up to the tits.

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2019

20

Mar

Elsie Hewitt Nude of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt is the girl that accused Ryan Phillippe of kicking her ass to get on the map…the kind of attention seeking strategy I hate women for doing…milking MeToo and Believe all women, instead of focusing on the evidence….ensationalizing a fight to get their name in ink, in the media, to matter…riding the most famous cock she’s had to date and throwing him under the bus to get noticed off his celebrity…playing the victim, instead of the whore…out for her damn self cuz she’s got big tits and an average face….making the poor Reese Witherspoon husband who was once a huge deal…out to be some evil man, with toxic masculinity, who beats whores…..when we live in a world where we should be allowed to beat whores, if we pay them enough, and not have them run to the media…it’s a fetish for some….all these “slap me / choke me / spank me” girls on the text messages aren’t too into it when push comes to shove and real life comes to cash a check their internet seductress profile wrote….

Point being…garbage woman, huge tits….balances itself out…

Here she is in some bikini photoshoot

Here she is sounding dumb as fuck in a casting video..

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2019

20

Mar

Sophie Turner Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hey Game of Thrones queers…

Sophie Turner has hard nipples and may not be wearing a bra….perverts…

I mean I realize that Game of Thrones is beyond the nerd audience it was designed for….and that it is super mainstream because the mainstream is drawn to nerd shit…but it’s still fucking queer…

Being excited about braless girls doesn’t happen to me, I just think it’s better than bras, cuz I like tits…and I feel shame and sadness for the kinds of losers out there who are excited over braless tits..because that in and of itself is a little virginal in a can’t get laid kind of way…but even the most studly of studs with women knocking down their door can be happy when a girl rocks braless tits….hard nippled…I think the comination of no bra excitement, game of thrones and this site audience of losers…makes it something embarrassing on some mom’s basement bedroom at 40 years old level…but that cool, rich, accomplished dudes with swagger can also be into….

What I am saying in my confusing and terribly written rant is simple…braless tits trascend all levels of men…from the biggest of loser to the most desirable cuz we all like tits.

All that writing….so pointless….why do I bother….

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2019

20

Mar

Belle Lucia Instathot of the Day

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Belle Lucia is some Instathot….and you know what…she’s pretty great….

Sure, she looks like a muppet with all the face injections…but it’s a look…and sure there’s no real point to her feed other than post up slutty pics of herself from silly meaningless photoshoots she does of herself..and her audience is all a bunch of perverts…but what the fuck else should she do with her time…work as a trainer, or waitress, fuck that…this is way more high profile….and it’s good to jack off to…if you’re bored…and I know you’re bored…

Seeing girls, all girls, even muppet faced girls half naked…always fun even if it’s pointless…cuz everything is pointless so we should have fun.

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2019

20

Mar

Ashley Graham Lingerie of the Day

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Big girl Ashley Graham stretching out some lingerie for a photoshoot..

I remember a better time…a simpler time…a time when lingerie wasn’t made in this size, so fat girls didn’t have to lie to themselves into thinking they are hot or sexy or have any sex appeal whatsoever…they’d just sit at home in soiled panties eating ice cream….getting fatter….but then the whole racism thing ended, even though it exists, it’s not the mainstream thought…and white girls got comfortable with the black men they used to cross the street to avoid…and discovered they had big dicks their big vaginas could feel…and that they legit were into fat whitey cuz they were a novelty…and then realizing more women like them are fat…and then the whole tinder swipe thing happened meaning sex didn’t only happen at 3 am at a bar as the lights go on where dude is like “i guess it’s better than jacking off, and it weighs more than a threesome”….and now dudes can say “no one will know this happened”….creating some sort of solidarity between other fat women, forcing marketers to make this fat girl shit.

The whole thing goes against all logic…is what I am getting at here….and this bitch is for some reason the “figurehead”….

I don’t get it.

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Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2019

20

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Forever….because this should be a memorial post for her fans…in a she may not be dead, but she’s dead as a bikini model, so look at her in her glory days, or in an era before she was 40 fucking years old and in a bikini…because she’s moved onto greater things…a tribute if you will..

But instead, it’s more a never give up, stick to the dreams, you don’t have a plan be, you just have this going for you and people seem to still care so keep it up…half naked bikini model…in her lingerie doing lingerie and bikini shit…cuz it’s all she knows, feels good at, feels confident in…

So this mom, old as fuck mom, still looking good thanks to the aging process being reinvented with cosmetic injections and fitness….is still doing what she’s always done…scared to move on…in some geriatric underwear modeling…on some Liz Hurley shit…cuz when a ho is a ho she stays a ho forever…

Here she is playing beach vollyball the other day…IN A BIKINI….

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2019

20

Mar

Josephine Skriver on the Beach in Shitty Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the woman who Victoria’s Secret built, at least I am convinced they financed her father, a gay Marine Biologist, to do some genetic testing to create a designer baby, that they got first dibs on…and it worked.

Why else would they randomly import her to America at 19 years old, and a virgin, to work for the brand…it just doesn’t add up and billion dollar companies that sell shitty mall brand made in china panties…have the power to do weird backend things like this and we’d never know…cuz we’re too distracted by all the tits they feed us daily…cuz we are perverts…

So as Victoria’s Secret scrambles to adjust to the current market, the fat chick market, the inclusive market, while being hellbent and committed to their old outdated ways….slowly sinking, closing stores, failing….they still have hot naked chicks on payroll, so let’s stare at their selfie porn, and produced porn, that isn’t quite porn but that is slutty enough…cuz it’s not gonna last forever….at least not with this brand…sluts getting half naked in lingerie..that shit will always happen..where there’s a slut, there’s an audience…

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2019

20

Mar

Julia Rose Insta Thot Driving With the Top Down of the Day

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Julia Rose is one of those girls who gets naked on instagram, has build a large audience of perverts on instagram, probably gets paid on Patreon from a handful of them looking for exclusive nude content, also probably gets paid by rich dudes in LA who like to have girls like this on payroll….covering rent or whatever….there’s a lot rich dudes are willing to do with prices they barely even notice spending cuz they are rich…

Basically living her best LA life, but doing it without actually doing porn, when she was likely destined to be a bottle service girl before turning to porn….and the whole thing is fun, cuz she does it with her tits out, in an exhibitionist just having a good time way….and that’s far better than brand friendly bitches on instagram who we don’t get see naked..

Plus she’s got some humor…riding with the top down, while her top is off…I mean it’s not genius, but compared to the comedy out there, it’s pretty close..

Here are some pics..