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2019

19

Mar

Sophie Simmons See Through of the Day

Sophie Simmons is the heiress to the KISS empire, so she’s pretty much set for fucking life.

Even if her dad is a Cheap Jewish immigrant who is conservative as fuck in all his spending, and who has no interest in giving his kids money, it’s almost impossible to not spoil the little fuckers as their wait to inherit their fortune.

It is possible that Sophie does some work, some projects, especially now that fat girls are a big deal…literally and figuratively, but I always found her wanting to be a model who gets half naked on the internet weird…but I guess it’s nice to make yourself feel hot, play a little slutty, be a little wild and manipulate the internet for likes…

There’s obviously a deep rooted dopamine release that gives these sluts a high and keeps them all slutty….

Either way, Rich Sophie Simmons the Heiress of KISS and her big tits are on the internet for KISS fans, and chubby chases, wallet fuckers and dudes who like tits…which based on my extensive research…is every single dude.

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2019

19

Mar

Nicky Whelan Tits of the Day

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37 year old Nicky Whelan…may not be a household name to anyone and her glory days may be long behind her….but like every Australian…she has done her duty with a role on Neighbors…but unlike Margot Robbie…she moved to LA, but didn’t crack that LA life…

She’s just a wild and crazy Australian party girl, who took a stab at Hollywood, got a few roles, probably lives a good life in LA…but is not that A-Lister she probably wishes she was…I mean she moved to America for this…being second tier is not what she hoped for…

Her American dream is less about her own carer and more about marrying a big black football player…who got her a green card and probably some financial support….which for a chick with tits, is a solid strategy to offset her own failures of trying to have a career of her own…

Hot tits for an old lady though…

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2019

19

Mar

Ava Sambora’s Bikini of the Day

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Ava Sambora is crazy Heather Locklear’s daughter…and I like to celebrate rich and entitled cunts who have no concept of actual reality…but are stuck in their own weird rich Hollywood reality…and are out there doing slutty bikini pics to try to compete with the Kardashians and Jenners and other kids they grew up with who are on the exact same hustle….but doing a bit better than this one….

There is no way they don’t all know each other, the new generation of celeb kids on instagram, who need their own TV show, only they aren’t that interesting….coddled twats are never interesting

The only hope this one has is that Ava Sambora’s mom Heather Locklear..is a fucking nut job, so she was raised by a raging addict nutcase, and that probably gives AVA some edge, some personality, some fun…and you know what they say about the crazy ones….that they are crazy in bed…so the kids of the crazy ones…even better….cuz they aren’t old, weather and expired like the mom….

Here are some bikini pics.

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2019

19

Mar

Josie Canseco Fitness Dance Shoot of the Day

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Josie Canseco must be a professionally trained dancer, because look at her outfits she’s out there promoting in the dance studio.

I guess her mom wanted her to have some skills to fall back on in case her dad Jose Canseco denied her existence and shut off payment to them…

Some parents aim for education, some parents purchase and bribe for their kids to get an education, while other parents, like Josie Canseco’s mom go for dancing…cuz dancing is all she knows…and is how she met the dad after a game…him all jacked up on ROID RAGE and winning…and her working the Champagne VIP room for the team celebrating at the strip club…

Now I don’t know if her mom is actually a stripper or a Cocktail waitress, I guess I could google it…I just know the women who Athlete’s are drawn to…and women drawn to athletes…are fucking strippers and cocktail waitresses…

LOL. I just googled it and her mom was a Hooters Waitress when she got knocked up by Jose. Hilarious. Called it. I’m so smart.

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2019

19

Mar

Romee Strijd is Hot of the Day

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Romee Strijd is one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…who produces her own smut on social media every single day to keep relevant. She’s busty, she’s got titties, she’s skinny, she’s ethnic and she’s hot…

A celebration of legal immigration, stealing your jobs legally, with her work visa that she got for being hot…making more money than 99 percent of Americans…for being hot…

Not based on education, accomplishments, hard work….

The American Immigration system has a visa called the O-1 visa, that is based on exceptional ability….and all these whore models have exceptional ability….being born tall, skinny, and appealing to rich men….kind of hilarious when you think of all the accomplished people with actual skills not able to get their work visas..but a bitch who gets naked in catalogs does….hilarious.

Here she is being hot in the Victoria’s Secret swim video

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2019

19

Mar

Dog Steals Bikini from Fake Titty Slut and Other Videos of the Day

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Parrot Plays Peek a Boo with Cat

Man VS Flies

Clerk Steals Knife from thief

Drunk Man VS Airplane Staff

New Zealand Prime Mister is a Woman but has a Dick

Racist Man Calls Immigration on Workers

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of th DAy

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I don’t care about politics, I don’t follow politics. I realize that makes me irrelevant because I am not milking the emotions of the American people like every single other media outlet masterminding your simple minds….

But I will say, the extreme left are a bunch of pussy genderless idiots who make having an opinion idiots….and that the extreme right are a bunch of racists who don’t like anything that isn’t white, getting in the way of their culture, and species…..where the truth lies somewhere in between…Fuck yes to guns, Fuck yes to Abortion, fuck yes to there being no god, fuck yes to no taxes….fuck no to pussies crying about inclusivity which is racist or adding a new letter to LGBTQ…instead of just fucking leaving everyone the fuck alone….races don’t play into any of this, race isn’t the issue…this them versus us shit is just created by Hollywood….you all watch too many movies and don’t realize it’s all so fucking annoying and a dumb fucking fight….when really you should just go to the Smoothie Shop and order celery juice before shooting nudes for instagram or some shit.

The internet, thanks to all of this….has become an annoying fucking place…because all you idiots are taking militant stances and joining some internet flame war fight that never seems to shut up…

That is why I don’t care about politics, it’s all fucking annoying…but tits…that is what is important..

The People VS Chelsea Clinton
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The Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Poster
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Woman Records Lightning Strike
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Hit and run Karma
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14 Year Old Drifting….
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Special Tires…for Winter
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The Most Followed Prson on Instagram
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FIGHT HANGOVERS NOW!
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2019

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Maybe I’ve been watching so much golden shower porn…my targeted ads from the evil internet that listens to my every move..are adult diapers and pee proof panties…

Or Maybe the internet knows I’m an old, lazy, diabetic drunk who pisses himself and who wears women’s panties when mine are all dirty…cuz my wife’s got a bunch that fit me like boxer shorts thanks to fat she is…

Interesting…sure..

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Weird Celeb Friendship of the DAy
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Diddy not fucking Steve Harvey’s stepdaughter….
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Girl Deep Throating her Hot Dog
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Katie Price Mesh TOp
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Stephanie Pratt in a Bikini
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Weird Way to Jump in the Pool….
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Megan Fox is Garbage with a Bunch of Face Injections
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Man with Cerebral Palsy – Lifts for Scharzenegger
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Meaty Cameltoe!
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Kate Beckinsale in an Outfit….
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The man who wants to Beat his meat
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Throwing Pumpkin Fail
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LA ENTITLED CUNT LOSING HER SHIT AT THE PHONE STORE
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Headbangers..
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Hot Chicks
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Teacher Blasts Sleeping Kid
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Street Pizza of NYC
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Water Whoring Whore…named Jules Liesl
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America’s Forgotten Superman Would Punch a 17 Year Old
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Houston Library Allowed Sex Offender to Read to Kids During Drag Queen Storytime
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Tank Hits a Car
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Let’s Hope Amber Heard is Fired from Aquaman 2
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Slutty Famous Chicks at some Slut Event
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Anne Winters – Slut
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Brooklyn Decker Lives and is Gross
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Kristen Cavallari Lame
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Bailee Madison Gold Pants..
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Some Bitches at the Daily Front Row
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Elizabeth Hurley in a Tight Dress
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Chanel Westcoast Smut
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Kiernan Shipka is Not Hot
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Jordyn Jones in some magazine
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Coco Rocha in a Yellow Shirt
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Natali Portman in Vogue
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Annalynn McCord – Slutty at an Event
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Miranda Kerr at an Event with her Legs Out
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Tight Dress
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Milk The Cow…
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Hot Mall Titty Flashers
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Sneaky Mom of the Day…
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur
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Maittland Ward St Patrick’s Day Sex Video
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Big St Patrick Day Tits and a Leprechaun Perverts Suckign Them
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Hot Snapchat Tit Flash..
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WTF is This?
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Fat Ass on a Treadmill
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Brides in Underwear
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Tongue Out Sluts
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WTF
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Porn from Tumblr
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Porn Producers Miss the Best Part
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Masturbating Chicks
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Amateur Slut – Muffin Spaghetti
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Naked Miela is a Good Thing
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Georgie in the Shower
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Slut Outfit of the Day
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Real Big Tits of the Day
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Some of the Best Asses
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Hot Olga – Skinny Dips
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Tits from the 80s
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Sabrina Lynn – Basically Fuckign her Panties
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2019

18

Mar

Kelli Berglund Fucks for TV Again of the Day

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Kelli Berglund at it again with the disney tits…

She’s a Disney Kid, who is trying to break from Disney by being relevant in this era of Perverts…and she is doing it by getting naked as the perverts want her to be…because naked is better than clothed, and fucking while we watch is better than her being on a Disney show.

The only creep thing in all this is that her fanbase is likely a bunch of fucking old pervert dads who watched her grow up and now are keen and happy with her being on some Gregg Araki sexually charged show….where she uses sex toys…Sex Empowerment….and lets dudes jerk off to her feet..

I watched the first episode, accidentally, it wasn’t jerk worthy…but it was still a Disney Kid doing non Disney Things…

Here she is in some topless photoshoot with who I assume is her boyfriend but who also looks like they may have transitioned or are in the midst of transitioning into female, you can never tell these days.

Her co-star, Roxane Mesquida is Naked and Fucking on the same show…cuz that’s how you use French Girls….in American TV shows about sex…..

While TV shows about sex are the only thing interesting to watch….

Tits on TV…is really a great advancement of the human condition…slutty TV…I bet Gregg Araki when making his perv shit in the 90s didn’t realize he was going to make it on TV…how the world has changed.

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Posted in:Kelli Berglund

2019

18

Mar

Rachel Bilson Bikini Cum Shot of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is an old mom, with a set of old mom tits, out having a fun mom weekend…like the mom she is…

There was a time, when Rachel Bilson was in her 20s, the hot girl on the hot show, when doing hot things would have been a great thing for her to do, but instead she moved to a farm in Canada where her husband at the time held her captive for a decade…only to release her at 40 years old to post her tits, and simulating cum dripping down her chin shots, on the social media feed…and that makes me sad…

It’s like be a slut, produce slut content, all in your prime..

The 40 year old tits may be bigger thanks to having breast fed…but they aren’t better…so when girls come into themselves at 40, rather than 20, it’s almost tragic…in a “too little too late” situation….that this is…

We’ll still look as Bilson fans, it’s our duty…but where was she when we actually needed her bikini pics to jack off….too busy not caring about the fans..making this comeback…hurtful reminder of the days she thought she was too good to produce slut content..

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Posted in:Rachel Bilson|SFW