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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Mar

Irina Shayk’s TIt On Tit with Some Other Russian Sex Worker of the Day

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Irina Shayk posted this tribute pic to one of her fellow Russian Sex workers who presents herself as a model.

The picture is old, but it is a dick on dick pic, only instead of dicks like you homos like…it’s TITs….TIT ON TIT…

Some shit they learned when trying to get out of the cold water flat, and were forced into the sex working world, to climb that ladder to the A-List at least one of them has been knocked up by….the other one is Anne V and she had sex with Adam Levine…and that fucker is the worst.

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2019

Mar

Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson….fat lesbian Ashley Benson….who scissors with Cara Delevingne the celebrity scissor-er…who for some reason, as a rich and entitled, barely attractive UK socialite, because an international model…like a Hadid…cuz the rich get richer or some shit….and rich fuck the weak, broken, confused celebs like Benson…when they are trying to elevate their scissoring…not that Ashley Benson is A-List, she was on a hit show, but disappeared, only to make a comeback with her tits the last week…she must be promoting something…

We’ve seen fat Ashley Benson, who I guess has been working out, topless when she was less fat….and this is just a bikini pic….and her fat tits don’t seem as glorious or big as they once were…make the rest of her has made them proportionate with her getting bigger….WHO KNOWS….I just know there’s a bikini pic of this trash…TRASHLEY…OMG…never been said before….and I’m gonna post it…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2019

Mar

Lily Rose Depp in a Bikini of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp posted a throwback bikini pic for you perverts to scope out them cankles in a bikini…cankles she unfortunately edited out because she knows about her cankles and my Lily Rose Depp cankle fetish…If I was a little more narcissistic and schizophrenic…in a “people are listening to me”…”people are watching me”….”people know my every thought” kind of way…I’d know she cropped her cankles out to cocktease me…tease..bad girl..

But the reality is…she probably cropped them out cuz no 20 year old celebrity rich kid….wants cankles….blasted out on the internet man…it’s not celebrated like body hair, obesity, skin diseases, and all the other bullshit celebrated and empowered….

Maybe Lily Rose Depp needs to be the FIRST in CANKLE empowerment and awareness…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2019

Mar

Rachel Bilson’s Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Looks like this rich mom has been going to Pilates and having a light lunch when she lunches with the girls…

Rachel Bilson in her bikini with her old face just reminds me of a wasted youth…

It’s like seeing a childstar who’s parents exploited them so hard that they had no youth, only this bitch exploited her damn self and not even in the right way…

You see she was at the top of her game – the hot one from the OC, a huge show….only to bow out of that celebrity, like it was too hard to handle, instead of build off it…

So off to Canada she went to breed with her husband..instead of being the naughty 20 something star of a hit show….

Only to come back to Cali 10 years later with goals and dreams and ambition and a willing to get half naked in bikinis…because she’s found comfort in her skin….her loose hanging off her face skin…cuz she’s old.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|SFW

2019

Mar

Ireland Baldwin in a Big Girl Bathing Suit of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a big and tall girl, she’s like 7 feet tall, 300 pounds, but she’s built proportionate…which is actually how a lot of models look in person, you know, when you’re an international playboy like myself, and you surround yourself with actual models, you know how big and broad they are, despite being skinny, as you go up to their nipples and they seem like they can man-handle you, which is why I always thought the skinny model thing being protested weird…it’s like these people never saw how big these women actually were…they just photograph skinny, but put them next to an average sized man…and see they are twice the fucking size of him….

Not that I am an international playboy, I don’t leave the house anymore cuz it is winter and I don’t have pants that fit me..

BUT I have seen models, and they are big, and so is Ireland Baldwin, who is not a model, but wanted to be a model, only to have her Jesus loving cousin take her job for her….leaving her to fend for herself on social media I can’t follow cuz I’m blocked…

This Awkward, Faux Lesbian, ogre who her dad coined a pig is just another entitled celebrity rich kid….broken…but in bathing suit…

Look she has a friend…

Here are some more of her being a MODEL in her swimsuit

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

Mar

AnnaSophia Robb in a Magazine of the Day

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I was introduced to AnnaSophia Robb when I was watching a weird Jesus freak movie about a surfer who got her arm eaten off by a shark…a one armed surfer who wore a bikini the entire movie….while Jack Nicholson’s daughter played her BFF…who was also in a bikini the entire movie….a great premise of a real life story….the great premise not being the god aspect, the shark aspect, even the surf aspect…but rather the girl in a bikini aspect…that shit is all we need…

Well, she’s in some new show on HULU about that Gypsy Rose freak who’s mom was convinced she was sick and loved the attention she got from Habitat for Humanity and Make a Wish Foundation and all the charities she basically frauded….pretending her daughter was sick…only to be killed by her daughter and her internet boyfriend…some dude who jacked off for 9 hours in a McDonalds as a previous crime….you know a basic retard….

She doesn’t play the fat mom, the sick kid, but the slutty neighbor….who doesn’t get naked but who I guess is out there doing media around the new job – as actors do.

Here’s that media.

Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb

2019

Mar

Spring Break Idiot Slut and Other Videos of the Day

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Man in Great Outfit

I like When Bulls Win

Idiot Playing Chicken

Girl Covered in Batter

Sleeps Through a Robbery

Woman Fires Gun at Jeep…

Dude Gets Tasered

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about female trump supporters is the fake tits…..

I get called out on Twitter by the one guy who follows me for being weak…

Because I see these fake titty, aspiring actresses turned Trump Supporters…because it is clickbait….easy traffic, easy fame they’ve been chasing for the 40 years….and they are all blondes with fake tits….

They are the Olivia Munns of their generations, trying to manipulate people by speaking to their core interests and passions…

Now I am not against Trump supporters, I am indifferent…I just think it’s a common trend that these should be hooter waitresses like Josie Canseco’s mom …..are now political leaders and it’s just because of her tits.

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Mannequin Scare
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Retard Lifting Weights for Schwarzenegger
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Kate Beckinsale – Date Night
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Pedophile Priest – Police Interivew
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Lupita and her Yellow Eyes are Scary
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Fighter Jet Flies Up to Passenger Plan
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Bill and Ted 3 – Happening….
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Felicity Huffman Doesn’t Understand Prison Time
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Man Gets Tazed
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Crane Fail….
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Sara Jean Underwood is Hot
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Hot Chick Pulling Out Hot Tit…
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NSFW – Butt Plug Fail
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NSFW – Girl Dressed Like a Cat – Sucking an Ejaculating Dildo….
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Kate Beckinsale – Legs
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Eva Green at an Event
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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I have a Brain Injury, if it is a Retardation, can I call it a retardation since I feel like I’ve got it….and can I just self diagnose and I can now make retard jokes…like I’ve been doing with Autism jokes for years…cuz who is to say I am not Autistic…right…

I mean maybe it’s Stroke or Alzheimers…or years of hard drinking, sleep apnea and diabetes…I don’t have the answers….

But I need to find other things to diagnose myself with so that I can make fun of things without the witch hunt or fear of a witch hunt that I know isn’t actually ever going to be a witch hunt because no one gives a fuck about my jokes…probably because they aren’t that funny…But a boy’s allowed to dream…now if only I had a penis.

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Emma Roberts – New Cock
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Russian Slapping Contest
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Jessica Simpson Had an 11 Pound baby – WTF – Imagine her PUSSY hole
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You Missed Meek Mill Day
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Sluts Promoting HydratIon
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Kylie Jnner – Muppet in a See Through Dress
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Whale Found with 40 KG of Plastic
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Trucks VS Wind
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Trailer for Season 3 – Stranger Things
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Rosario Dawson’s Devil Pussy has Trapped a Politician
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Tyler Perry is a Pedophile…
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Margot Robbie looking like shit
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Blanca Blanco – Pretends She is Lohan Pretending to be Marilyn in Playboy
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Hot Anvil VS Frozen Lake
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Cop Pulls Gun
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Jenny McCarthy VS Barbara Walters!
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Ashley Graham Lingerie – is Awful
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Wendy Willams is a Crackhead
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Man on a Ladder
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Cop Enjoys his Work
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Internet Shaming Dumb Thief
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Jeff Bazos Sugar Baby – Already Out of the Picture
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The Man Who Took Millie Brown Virginity…
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FIt Girls…
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Guy Who Wants Avocado – Gets Beat
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Kate Beckinsale Date Night
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The Future of Drinking is Not Getting Hungover
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Bella Thorne Fake Tits at an Event
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Ariana Grande – Whore in Concert
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Kate Beckinsale – Old Pervert in Leggings
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Leven Rambin – Cleavage
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VS Model – Jasmine Tookes
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VS Model – Elsa Hosk
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Lupita Nyongo’s Legs
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Ashley Tisdale – Legs
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Chopra Jonas in a Red Dress
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Madison Beer – Sports Bra
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Reese Witherspoon and Other Whores at an Event
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Katie Holmes – Old as Fuck
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I Hate this Bitch
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Reddit Amateur Shows her Butthole
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Reddit Amateur Shows her Big Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Titty Work Out…
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7 WTF Moments….
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A Bunch of Nude Celeb Leaks of Celebs I’ve Never Heard of…
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Too Drunk to Realise He’s Hit Rock Bottom
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Hot Pussy….
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Look at this Clown….
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EMO masturbating girl
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Titty Flash of the Day!
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Lana Kendrick Has Monster Tits….
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Tanning Bed Sluts…
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Chikita in Bed….
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Toe Fucker….
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Huge Titty Flash
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Blonde Bitch Drinks Proper
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Amateur Porn Tits
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Dude Proves You Can Use a Shit Bike to Win
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MonroQ Gets Naked….
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Some Ratchet Bitch Naked
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Crotch Cut Out of Jeans….Erotic.
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Reacting to Tits….
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Fat Ass Big Tits….
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Changing Room Masturbation
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2019

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipple of the Day

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When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a robe with your tits out…I CAN SEE HER NIPPLE…

She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits….tits that have made it to America on the MAKE IT IN AMERICA creator’s more popular show…ENTOURAGE….

I don’t think she’s done anything since, but she’s 40 years old and as a woman, that’s a great age to bow out and retire…unless you’re already an a lister, to famous to not force yourself onto us….in roles where you play some old bitch…

But she is in a robe with her tits out…and as far as I’m concerned, that’s her best performance..give her the Oscar she will literally never be nominated for….

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Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui