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2019

Feb

More Kendall Jenner Topless of the Day

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Oh thank goodness Kendall Jenner has more topless pics pics for VOGUE because High Fashion is just straight up trash now, and I guess so is being wealthy.

There was a time when the rich were elite…their was a real barrier between us and them and we didn’t know any better because the people around us were just like us, broke ass idiots…but with the internet it’s like we are a shit stain in her gross daughter of a tranny panties…where we have to see it all, like she’s bragging to us, and if anything it should cause a revolt and get a peasants revolt…where we run in and lynch the bitch….but instead we all look at her tits like a bunch of fucking idiots…

So here they are you bunch of idiots.

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2019

Feb

Ugne Brazionyte Nude of the Day

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Ugne Brazionyte….

Ugne what a dumb name…

Unge….naked on the beach….

Unge works for me…..I mean not officially, I can’t afford employees of this stature – but she works for me figuratively because her nakedness is all I want to see from her, and I am seeing it. Far better than any actual employee who you pay and want to see naked but can’t see naked because they will cry rape or sexual harassment…so it’s almost like save the paid work for the ugly chicks…and make the hot chicks starve so that they go into sex work cuz it is their only option.

STRATEGY MAN….be strategic.

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2019

Feb

Blowjob on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

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NYC Subway Dreams…

Nude Cleaner of the Day

Tree VS Pedestrian

Big Rig Crash

Pervert Caught Staring at Kids

Argentina Weather Girl Fitness

Dizzy EMU

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2019

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The power of the internet is great when it works for you…you know when you can either be a slut who doesn’t have to get a job so you can focus on relaxation so that you have all kinds of energy to chat with your girlfriends doing the same thing as you about your rich boyfriends who suck….

It also allows us to see how uncreative people are as they do the same picture over and over again, making each city the same city, and each meal the same meal…across all borders…we are all the same boring pile of shit…

But with the right facebook targeting…it can also make you the President of the Free world…that’s pretty cool…but not as the cool as the access to any type of porn you can come up with…cuz you may not be creative in your selfies and content production but you are in your jerking off to things like stepfather porn – which is likely the only reason you’re hear…only to realize shit…”this isn’t stepfather porn”….porn…what the public actually likes spending their time on….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nude Actor of the Day
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Tyra Banks Opening the Dumbest Themepark Ever for the Instagram Generation
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Don’t Worry Kate Beckinsale Just Likes to Fuck Pete Davidson for Fun
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The Man Who Has Done 3 Million Edits on Wikipedia
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Nasty Useless Slut’s Hard Nips in a Tube Top
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Bella Thorne Bikini Top
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Out of Control Speedometer…
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Some Crazy Fucking Drone Footage by Some Drone Dude
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Gia Genevieve – bare Ass
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Dance for Jesus
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Brawl in Middle of Road
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Water VS Fire…..
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Kidnapper of the Day
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WHOOPS of the DAy at the Gas Station
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When an Electrician Forgets His Lighter
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2019

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is funny to me that the more over stimulated we are, the more options we have. The more distraction we are thrown. The more conversations over text we participate in. The more access to information we’ve got. The dumber we fucking are.

It is funny to me that people, even morons are using technology and internet and struggling to make sense of it…

It is like giving these people access to affordable junk food, they all end up 300 pound diabetics…only on a cerebral level. The internet a devil.

It is funny to me that porn is so mainstream, the porn sites have finally broken down the mainstream advertisers, to accept that they are perverts and that everyone are perverts, and that it is time to advertise alongside really vil fucking porno….

I’ve been told I am too racy since the site started, but I guess I never had the marketing dollars to go fully mainstream and lock in the press needed for the hypocrites I used to call out for being perverts with double standards pretending not to be perverts when they refused to give me money….and are now “oh, everyone watches porn” except the actual perverts who are bored of porn by now…

It is funny that TMZ is a talent agency that reps and creates viral talent they promote on their site – creating celebrities…getting paid by people to create celebs…all while being owned by Warner Bros…because everything is one big fucking lie…owned by Warner Bros…it’s all misinformation

And you all eat it up…cuz you’re too dumb to really understand what is going on…dumb fuck.

Here are some links.

Bitcoin Exchange Founder Fakes His Own Death with Password to 190 Million dollars of People’s Bitcoins….I actually had 500 dollars in this stupid thing…that I could never get out. I am a victim Here. Pray for me.
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Brad Cooper Singing at the Oscars is More Reason to Watch Netflix that night
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Ariana Grande Sweaty Monster in a Sports Bra after Dance Class…
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Woman Annoyed at Boyfriend for Detaining a Kidnapper
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Amy Schumer’s Pussy Cake is Hotter than Amy Schumer
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Isla Fisher Cleavage isn’t so Cute
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Ana Braga – Football Nipples
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Car Bursts Into Flames…
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Silly Horse Smiles for the Camera
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Fat Bitch Plays With her Fat Gut
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How Tom Brady and Gisele Spend Their Billions..
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Truck Doesn’t Clear Bridge…
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Dog Glitter Balls is Some Weirdness
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Soulja Boy Did Not Kidnap any Women…
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Dude Jumps in Frozen Lake to Save Cat – Nice Guy
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Accident on the Raceway…
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LONGEST SLIP EVER
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Rich as Fuck Fitness Trainer from Instagram Isn’t Even Hot
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Bike Wheelie Fail
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Accident on Australian Raceway
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21 Savages Laywer Says He’s the Victim in this Immigration Thing…
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Heath Ledger Fans – His Baby Momma is Back on TV
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Babe in a Wet White Shirt
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Remember Brooklyn Decker – GALLERY
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Minka Kelly Cleavage
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Worst Reboot Ever
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Elsa Hosk Leaves Fitting – Loooking Hot
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Salam Hayek Tits on the Red Carpet
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Dr Quinn Medicine Woman – Red Carpet
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Victoria Justice Out for a Hike
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Linda Cardellini Hot Outfit
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Sabrina Carpenter – Spread Leg – Kinda…
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Rachel McCord See Through….
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Emily Blunt in Jeans
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Kathleen Robertson – Legs
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Delta Goodrem – Cleavage
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Amber Heard – Aquaman Legs at the Aquaman Premiere
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Naked Amateur Called “Promises2Keep”
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A Guide to Valentine’s day
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Amazing – Hot – Naked Russian Sounding Chick
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Saline Injection into the Pussy Lips
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Hot Naked Amateur Slut
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Some Chick Named Abella – Getting Naked
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Masturbating Cam Girl
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40 Inch Deep Throat
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Paris Jackson – Nipple Ring
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Girl One – Upping Dude in Oral Sex Contest
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Naked in the Outdoors
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Butt Gallery – In Case you Missed It
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Busted masturbating
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Slutty Selfies
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Guiness Record of Cum Shots
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Slutty Girls Getting Ready to Go Out in Slutty Outfits
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TUMBLR PORN IS STILL ON
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Farrah Abraham Sex Tape for Farrah Abraham Gossip
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Naked on a Rock
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Red Headed Tit Tease
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HOT BUTTER FACS
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Drying Panties in Public
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Monster College Tits
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2019

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is hot and skinny….she’s got big fucking tits, almost freakish tits for her small frame, and even if those tits don’t hang proper, I wouldn’t know because I don’t remember if she’s done topless yet….they are amazingly off balanced and a good time.

She is the American dream, even if her dad is Bahamian and a tax evader…she is just what the people like…a top heavy skinny body, almost a fetish or cartoon, and even if her face isn’t the ultimate in faces…who’s looking at her face, it’s good enough to celebrate her as a package that is more than just tits…but thank god for the tits…because without them she’d never exist at this level of barely famous.

I like these stories of defying all the odds, pulling herself out of Florida, by taking something she was bullied for and laughed out…her tits…and making them her number one reason to exist or be noticed…like she’s putting them out there, getting paid to put them out there…so take that you fucking bullies who bullied her for her tits…or maybe we should use her as a poster girl for how being teased can help you monetize the thing you were teased for to piss off those bullies and get the best revenge you can….I mean it works for tits…and may not have the same impact if you’re teased for other defects that are less fun to suck on…or play with…like being born with no ear, a port wine stain on your face, one testicle, a cyclops…a pinhead thanks to ZIKA…because even bullying discriminates…

POINT being…welcome back to the conversation McKinney. We like this.

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2019

Feb

Busy Phillips Bikini of the Day

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Busy Phillips is the single most disgusting actress out there…the last actress I want to see in a bikini – or see at all….horse faced and big….the kind of actress I look at when I see her in one of her acting jobs and question everything going on in Hollywood….because something this bad shouldn’t be on a screen – no matter how great she is to work with – or how funny she may be. Not that I know whether she is funny or not…I block out all she’ done…but what I’m saying is that even if she’s the best out there…keep her working the local car dealership ads, not this hollywood shit…

But now that she’s doing the whole Hollywood shit…it’d be nice to keep her clothed, you know maybe come to a compromise….that if you use her as a celebrity…keep her covered up…..

Seeing her in a bikini is one of the last things I want to masturbate to…but will still masturbate to…because I am a nice guy who gives the ladies what thy want when they do this comedic shit….that terrifies me.

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2019

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is turning herself into some Lady Gaga face, which a weird angle to take for anyone with access to the same face injections she has access to…it ways it’s great she’s not becoming a fucking Kardashian…but she’s using the same amount of trashy exhibitionism to get the engagement she needs…like this one with some cheap fetish gear jacked up her pussyhole…promoting whatever it is she promotes…while keeping in mind that a decade ago when she started this up…she wasn’t even this crazy and aggressive with her pics…so I guess it’s just an evolution thing…growing into it or some shit…or I guess in the panty’s of this picture’s case…growing around it….pussy lips just sucking it all up…

It’s weird, it’s edgy, it’s dated, it’s trashy, but it’s oddly hot….if you grew up in the 90s and every gutter stripper you knew looked like this…

I am a fan of it, and I don’t know why….but I do know it’s not because she fucked Donald Trump Jr….not that I care that she fucked Don Jr….I am not that person…I just know that’s not the reason I’m a fan of this Valentine’s Day Magic.

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2019

Feb

Demi Rose Backpages Photoshoot of the Day

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$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

I don’t think Backpages still exists, but it was a funny website to find people you knew on when it did exist…because a whole group of girls I knew from Instagram, which means I didn’t know them at all, but I did see their backpages and figured out quickly what I already knew, and tat is how they paid for their flights to Las Vegas and other places.

It was the cash grab for girls who grew up on porn and didn’t care that they were getting banged out a few times a day to make what I assume they thought was a ton of money…500 dollars a day for a trashy girl is a lot of money…so they got to tap into their pussy and entrepreneurial spirit and make dreams come true….where are they all now? I guess on Patreon….but that back page shit was the glory days for sluts figuring out dudes are perverts who will pay for sex.

The rumor is that this fat, bootleg Kardashian – Demi Rose – is a sex worker, high paid and high end, but still terrible….and this is her lovely shoot to celebrate that her prostitution doesn’t get her banned from America…as she’s there doing Miami right…the power of having millions of followers to divert the storyline from whore to famouse influencer….all while being the same level of trash….hot.

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

More images for her backpages account

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2019

Feb

Oana Gregory Panty Flash of the Day

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Oana Gregory is a Disney kid turned panty flasher…

I may not know who Oana is, and I may not have had the opportunity to see some of her life changing work as a Disney kid…because my perversion is far more normal than the perversion that is out there. I have a solid grasp and control of my perversion and I don’t go down any of those dark roads perverts go down…if anything porn has ruined any of that for me….there was a time when I would come up with sick weird fetishes, but now it all exists in video format because there is a market for it…so trying to weird out the SQUARES from my high school like I used to is irrelevant now cuz even the most normal is exposed to the most weird shit….so I like to go back to the basics, tits, ass, nipples, bush…and Panty Flash…

Because I know and appreciate the simple things…like a Panty Flash…

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