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2019

01

Feb

Kristen Stewart Full Tit of the Day

Lesbian Kristen Stewart is out there with her tit out…because I guess she’s that kind of lesbian, who’s not quite a lesbian at all, she just plays one in the media cuz it’s good for business, it’s good for a storyline, it makes an uninteresting girl more intereesting to the people, it allows her to get cliche lesbian haircuts and hang with other fake lesbians like the VS model she used to fist, scissor and cuddle…who she learned good strategy from at least based on this outfit and her tit…a tit far bigger than I expected it to be…

Girls will be girls whether they are self involved narcissists who masturbate together, showing each other their hot chick bodies naked on their piles of money, renouncing the devil dick, or all dick cuz it is the devil…they still want to walk around tits out for us to see and that is kind of them…the attention seeking I appreciate.

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2019

01

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Bikini of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is hot….

I don’t need to write anymore about it, because we are an era of scroll double tap – scroll double tap….ass…double tap….damn I wish I could tap…that…ass…scroll double tap…

That’s how our brains function, we are basically all data entry workers, doing the worst job, for free…

If I sit at a computer in 1990, and scroll through piles of bullshit, and double click what I liked…I’d have lasted 20 minutes…

But now people do it all day, for free, for Zuckerberg…his little data entry team he doesn’t pay….brilliant business plan really…FREE LABOR…you’re all fucking slaves…

I also would write more, but I saw a dude post a pic of a breast feeding mom with huge tits out at a restaurant and a pair of shoes on the table, he baited the idiots with a short paragraph about how disgusted he was, it was literally three sentences long…the punchline “how could someone put their shoes on the table”…and people went mental thinking he was hating on moms pulling their tits out…people can’t vn read three sentences to get a joke…so I assume no one is reading this right now…so fuck you…

LIly Rose Depp, a proper rich kid ,who deserves all the fame and fortune coming her way, rocking out at her Private Island in the Bahamas – thanks Daddy.

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2019

01

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian 100 Year Old Nipples of the Day

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I can’t tell if there are nipples or just bra – but I can tell you that all things Kardashian have always been and will remain totally fucking disgusting…

From their lack of talent, to the grotesque nature of fame whoring, money grubbers, doing anything for a dollar…claiming to have created the influencer…because brands would throw money at them thinking they were current, or what the world wanted, or what people were legitimately into…when they were just fucking hustling the instagrram platform and getting rich in the process…

Companies should be fucking held accountable for creating these pics, for celebrating these pigs and for all women everywhere injecting their faces to look like these pigs….they aren’t hot, they aren’t interesting…they just know how to game you idiots…and they won….

FUck them all.

Here she is in some tight leggings still not hot

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2019

01

Feb

Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day

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Dua Lipa and her stupid name – who got famous on Youtube thanks to fake views and Albanian pride….is now considered a celebrity, because he who controls his own audience is far superior and as more value than he who is hired by a company that has distribution and visibility…with no audience…it’s like if you’re not on the social media marketing hustle you don’t exist…and sometimes you have to wonder what that means for actual talent that is actually talented out there not getting work….

There was a time when movie studios, talent agencies, TV networks, found the people they thought were the best…and now they just pick the people who have the best stats and based on running a website that used to get a lot of fucking traffic…I can assure you that the most followed is hardly the best…it just means the perverts know you exist…

Well – this is her panty flash, not a panty flash, cuz it’s her outfit…..

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2019

01

Feb

Madison Grace Reed Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Madison Reed out here with her tits out…She is not Madison Beer, even though these idiots are interchangeable.

She is Victoria Justice’s sister, and if the name Victoria Justice means anything to you, you’re a fucking pervert weirdo into Disney kids and that’s fucking sick….you have the channel because you’re a predator, or have kids, and have predator thoughts that I won’t get into because I like to think people like you don’t exist…and that more people are like me…go straight to the oldest whore in the room…she’s the one most likely to fuck me for cheap…

That said, Madison Grace Reed had her pics leaked and one of the pics was herpe scabs she for sure sent her doctor….shoulda erased that one bro….

This is her modeling as all girls do…never too old to play dress up…trust me…I’ve fucked some old ones.

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2019

01

Feb

Kelly Gale Nipples of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Victoria’s Secret model and she has nipples….nipples she wants you to look at…because nipples are the focal point of the titty….and without nipples, like the fat girl I once knew with the most pale and stretched out nipples, that are hardly nipples….but this one right here, making the big money, thanks to the tits….Insightful right? Fuck off. Write this damn post yourself asshole.

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2019

01

Feb

Claudia Jovanovski Botched Tits and Pussy Slip of the Day

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Claudia Jovanovski is looking at her tits like “what are thoooose?”

Claudia is a model who has a bad set of tits, to me she looks like our girl giada de laurentiis, if Giada was born a METH baby who never grew out of the habit.

Here is a close up of her tiny nipples, surgery scars, and her pussy slipping out of her swimsuit..

DREAMS DO COME TRUE….

Jessica Biel Bikini Weirdness of the Day

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I am not a Jessica Biel fan. She had one hot photoshoot back when she was on Seventh Heaven and decided to show the world that she can be a slutty, objectified, exhibitionist for attention, to draw attention on her…that was 30 years ago…

She went on to be a Justin Timberlake Groupie, playing the long game, having his kid and now living the good life, the rich person life, the superstar life, because if she relied on herself to support herself, she’d be broke by now, but luckily she connected with a huge star and let him do his gay shit, so long as she had his credit card and marriage….it’s creepy…some Fatal Attraction / MISERY shit…but here they are taking pics in a pool…with her fit mom in her 40 tits in a bikini top….not quite naughty enough…I was hoping for this to be more dick in her box.

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2019

01

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Bath Tease of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale bath tease is not a tease because it is Ashley Tisdale and she’s beat….at least her face is…

I’ve always done a post called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face Watch….which was an instant classic on this site and the internet as a whole…It got me 7 book deals and the opportunity to direct and produce a TV show I conceived called The Sopranos…you know that’s how powerful blogs are….

What I am trying to say is no one gave a shit that I called her Ugly then, and they won’t care all these years later, because no one cares.

Ashley Tisdale fans are their own kind of pervert and like anything she does, even pose like she’s soaking after a miscarriage or rape or abortion from a rape…not that you’re allowed to soak after an Abortion – it can lead to infection.

It’s not hot to me…but it’s something.

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2019

01

Feb

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese Fisherman and this is how they dress… You know a Hairy little European in one of the greatest of European Countries according to everyone but Europeans who think Portugal is the asshole of Europe because Portuguese people are pretty trash…and sure, a lot of Portuguese people are trash…it’s hard to be sophisticated when you’re a fucking Fisherman..but I say fuck the rest of Europe and imagine fucking Portugal in the form of Sara Sampaio…their one good looking celebrity….and even she’s hairy as fuck….but why does that matter? It doesn’t. Equal opportunity to all hairy bitches except Alyssa Milano.

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