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2019

25

Mar

Elizabeth Turner Tits of the Day

I am not trying to attach myself to this Elizabeth Turner girl, but I will say that when she first started at this big titty modeling thing, right when she finished college, whoever was doing her hustling on her social media, likely a boyfriend reached out to me to promote her slutty photoshoots with her big natural tits…..because big natural tits get noticed, people get excited….

I figured if they were reaching out to me, they were fucking reaching, and probably got through to every other website who decided to promote her big tits…..getting her a following but never really breaking through in my “world”….which isn’t a very dialled in world, but I never see her name come up….

Now, 4-5 years later, her tits have been leaked, took fucking long enough, that would have been step one in the DrunkenStepfather – Jesus Martinez – School of getting famous…

Who needs a bitch 4-5 years later topless…when 4-5 years ago was her time..

I do think that great big natural tits are timeless, until they sag into a pile of slop as they do….so seeing them is good….not a too little too late situation….but a situation…a nude selfie situation that is perfect to help her go viral cuz there is nothing scandalous….just tits…and tits are great…

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2019

25

Mar

Bebe Rexha Erotica of the Day

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Good ol Bebe Rexha…the Albanian who is disappointing her dad with her slutty porno behavior that doesn’t seem like slutty or porno behavior to her or her peers…since this is the norm…but to old timers like me, and I guess her dad…it’s just trashy shamelessness that we’d expect from some attention seeking whore…not from every single woman everywhere…without remember that ever single women everywhere is an insecure attention seeking whore…and now that it’s normal and mainstream for them to behave like this, they all do it, hoping to fit in..

They call it the patriarchy, but they do it to them damn sense…the mainstream competing for eyeballs with the porn scene cuz the porn scene is more rewarding cuz you get to see cunt.

The point is that this fat chick is near 30, and has been in the industry ignored for years, only to come out tits a blazing for the world to see her and it was only when her tits were a blazing…whoring out all over the place that she was noticed…cuz tits get hits…

It doesn’t mean her hit songs are of value or actual hits….but people don’t care about quality anyway so she’ll bank money with her masturbatory low quality fodder….and feel good about her fat self as she makes all the money she needs to eat all the bad foods her fat ass wants…you know like the next Christina Aguilera.

The whole thing is pretty gross…but it’s busty gross.

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2019

25

Mar

Carolina Marie Bikini of the Day

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Carolina Marie is some model who has practiced her model face and went with it.. in every single photo.. her she is for a swimsuit photoshoot.

Is she a robot, I don’t know…I’d assume she’s void of most substance, except maybe the substance of casting directors and producers who she lays down for as their sex doll…cuz that face…is fucking dead…but still interesting enough to stare at when cumming inside her I guess…

Her face is always looking the fucking same, but new tits for us, are new tits and in her quest to bring her one facial expression to the top of the charts, it is our duty to supper her as the new tits we’ve never heard of…follow her…and encourage her for more…

I did my part, and SMASHED that follow button….and you should too…cuz one look can be fun when it’s half naked…in different poses…selling bikinis….or whatever the fuck is going on here.

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Posted in:Carolina Marie|SFW

2019

25

Mar

Dora Madison Burge Slutty Stripper Nipples of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge doing what she does best….being a whore…

She may not be relevant or someone who really mastered celebrity or fame….I had never heard of her, despite her IMDB page, it’s hard to keep up with all the whores…

BUT she has managed to master social media because she realizes, like all smart girls realize, that dudes are fucking perverts who want to see you being a slut, so if you are out there producing self produced content, and you want people to be into what you are doing…be a slut.

If you look at any success stories of social media, it’s 99 percent when a girl gets naked, is half naked, and keeps people rooked in due to being half naked…no one cares about anything else…and the fuckers running the corporations know it, and figure out how to run in the grey area of being a FOREPLAY site, not quite a porn site, but you can jerk off to it if you want…but a site to get you excited about pussy.

So Dora Madison Burge and her second life as a slut on social media – seems to be smart strategy. It’s what the people want.

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2019

25

Mar

Em RatCow Texas Tits of the Day

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Em RatCow is culturally appropriating, or making fun of / mocking Texans, but dressing like a 1970s texas prostitute played by Dolly Parton, in some attempting to have depth or be funny that is pretty much just trash, which is really what Rat Cow is…trash..

She’s cleverly mastered getting social media following thanks to her tits. She’s managed to ride the instagram wave thanks to instagram being relevant still and people not “Unfollowing” people…I don’t know how strong her celebrity is, but I know she can polarize it with stupid people casting shit thanks to the following that gives an illusion that she’s more than just tits. But she’s not more than just tits.

The one good thing about this racism, mocking texans, treating them like redneck hicks, is that at least she’s trying to show some personality in her otherwise boring fucking existence…cuz beauty fucking fades and personality is what keeps people interested or engaged…even if her tits will always be infamous and her face..plastic and full of fillers..which for the record is bad of our oceans and Marine mammals you cunt.

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Posted in:Em Rat Cow|SFW

2019

25

Mar

Amber Valletta Naked for Lui of the Day

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Amber Valetta claims to be an actress…I think she used to be a model, likely a nude model, who decided that being an actress had more integrity than being a naked in photoshoot body, because there’s not much to being a naked girl in a photoshoot, and there is potentially so much more to being an actress…from fans, to challenging herself to play a character, to all that other egotistical bullshit that really comes back to one very important thing…she’s a bitch who gets naked in magazines…photoshoots…now movies and TV…and the world needs this type of behavior for our people to THRIVE.

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2019

25

Mar

Polina Grosheva Naked Shoot of the Day

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There are so many naked girls…so many naked shoots….so many instagram models and so many instagram photographers….that the level or concept behind the shoots start to fade, blur and really come across as lazy, played out and boring…even if they nude girl is hot, her tits hot, her willingngess to show her cunt hot..

So I am going to approach these shoots like the model and photographer do…lazily.

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2019

25

Mar

Man Strips Down and Tries to Board a Plane and Other Videos of the Day

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“Sexy” Acrobat

Road Rage of the DAy

Bikini Party Girls

Woman Falls into the Coals

Cashier Catches Criminal

Snake VS Bike

Old Man Wants a Seat

Safety Test Fail

Drunk Puts Lit Firecracker in his Mouth

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2019

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We live in a world where society wants you to embrace one way of thinking, if if their way of thinking isn’t even authentic to their own thoughts, but that are what they think make sense…

For example, my twitter got deleted for my tranny comment, where I just said to stop calling Trannies women, they aren’t women, they are men pretending tobe women, like being in Black Face….only so committed to the cause they cut off their dicks and take hormones…

No hormones or dick cutting will make you a woman…that’s APPROPRIATION..

From the same people who get mad at that Rachel Bitch who became a PhD in blackness, studied all things black, who earned the job running the NCAAP or whatever…identified as black…but wasn’t black enough…because her parents are white..

Yet here we are saying that a dude who cuts off his dick and dances around in his best girl impression sis a fucking girl…

Shut the fuck up….and when I comment on that FACT…it’s not a myth..it’s not a bigoted opinion…it is a FACT….I get suspended…”none of that talk here boy”….

It is a fucking joke.

I am not emotionally distraught about losing twitter, I don’t think it has to do with me being me, it’s just funny that my comments are barely offensive, and I’ve lost every social media platform at least once.

I didn’t care about my twitter followers…and I can just start a new one.

It’s the higher level fact of information being controlled….something I’ve been saying for a long fucking time….that I’ve experienced for a long fucking time…and I still don’t understand their “policing’ methods.

Why can girls post their assholes being stretched out, but I can’t say “call a tranny a dude who cut off his dick and dresses like a girl doing his best girl impression while not being a great actor”…

Which is what it is…

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2019

24

Mar

Shut Down By Twitter of the Day

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Apparently my “tweets” were not appropriate for the twitter community….

Despite having been on twitter since the beginning…

Despite having no followers on twitter after bing on twitter since the beginning…

Despite people posting the most insane shit all day, every day….from their assholes getting licked to racist shit…

Yet I am the one targeted and suspended off the platform…

This has happened to me on EVERY social media account, except twitter…until today.

Which always is confusing to me, because everyone else posts way much fucking worse.

The things I tweeted that got me suspended weren’t bad, weren’t racist, weren’t even funny.

Maybe it’s cuz I said something about Trans being a myth….because they are still men with their dicks cut off….maybe it was asking that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez about her tits…

Either way….it’s PG-13 commentary at best…

I could be way worse, people are way worse…yet here I am suspended….

The world is fucking nuts.

I’ve been a victim of censorship for so long and I’m not even that bad…It’s just weird when you look at what else is out there not getting censored, and you think “well why did I get deleted when people do way worse”….

I’ve always hated social media, I’ve always felt it was evil corporations censoring the thoughts of the people…not allowing original thought, disguised as this fun and stupid game….

But we are in a time where we don’t exist without social media, so the evil corporations can just erase you.

I am not delusional, I’m back burner of the internet, the site never went viral and no one cares about it.

I do not think that I am a target from the evil empire out there.

I am well aware that I barely exist and that no one reads or cares about this site.

I just don’t understand why I get flagged and suspended and deleted….when people are way worse.

I will never get that answer….but the world is fucking nuts.