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2023

28

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Racy Photoshoot of the Day

A few hours ago the good people at FOOTWEAR NEWS, put out a feature on Jessica Simpson, who we can assume is an icon in the FOOTWEAR world because of her billion dollar clothing empire that existed in a pre-instagram era, making her the original influencer or direct to consumer scammer….

I don’t know if Footwear News is like being on the cover of Vogue, but I am sure it is in some circles of footfetishists…

The good news is that along with looking a bit like a spooky scary vampire, the popstar turned K-Mart brand billionaire is no longer fat and that is a good thing especially at this stage in her woman rot…

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2023

28

Nov

Heidi and Leni Klum Bring the Holiday Cheer with Intimissimi of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a new shoot of the mom/daughter duo designed to trigger perverts with mom/daughter fetishes around the world, probably also designed as Leni’s being reveal since her big tits were revealed, while Heidi rides off her daughter’s big tit relevance.

I don’t think it matters if it’s a new shoot, or just the old content resurfacing for the holiday season because the brand got a lot of ad impressions off the hype that comes from a mom and her daughter showing off their big tits in lingerie….

I just know that your family holiday season will not be as jerk-off-able, so we need these pros to give us something to either aspire to, or to help bring visuals we can fixate on to speak to our weird fetishes like mom’s and daughter posing in lingerie around the Christmas tree with some holiday cheer, or in their case…big tits.

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2023

28

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I was sent a takedown notice for a TINY TIT Pic of a girl pulling out her tiny tit from a revenge porn company that basically profits from women who are victims of revenge porn, because they pay these companies to remove the revenge porn, but like anything, people abuse the whole being a victim thing and the revenge porn is rarely actual revenge porn, they just use that angle to get people to remove the nudes they’ve put on the internet in a time they thought hustling nudes on the internet was a good idea.

So I don’t feel as an accomplice in the revenge porn world, since I don’t know any of these chicks, but have a feeling they are fully consensual in these pictures, since they are posing in the pictures….and not about to kill themselves like a high school girl who was victim of actual revenge porn.

I do feel offended by the women who pull their tits out, no matter how small the tit is, because tit of all sizes are tits, using the whole victim shit to get their nudes removed off the internet now that they want to go back to being serious.

It’s pretty disrespectful to actual victims of revenge porn…..so here are some tiny tits of girls who may email me in a few weeks to remove their pics due to it being revenge porn….when clearly it’s not…

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2023

28

Nov

Iggy Azalea Showing off the Body the Day

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You gotta wonder if Iggy Azalea’s family had some medical emergency that depleted her of all her money, or maybe she was just an over-spender and has an IRS bill because the whole idea of her selling memberships and near nudes….because going full nude would take her out of the mainstream popstar who is too old to be a popstar and place her directly into the poorno realm….which a celebrity rarely wants to do, at least not until it’s too late and offers them a second go at their career.

Maybe she’s just an exhibitionist, or being edgy and slutty with her fake ass and tits is part of her brand, and seeing the money roll in gets her narcissism fed and her pussy wet….

So either she’s broke, or an attention seeker and in both cases, she’s got a weird body….so here’s that weird body from what I assume is screenshots of her nude content.

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2023

28

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s apparently the most wonderful time of the year, but I’d argue that everyday of the year is the most wonderful time of the year, at least if you look at things from the perspective of “TIGHT PANTS”….

Because every day of the week, there will be a lot of TIGHT PANTS and that is enough to make me realize that no matter how shitty things may be, how disappointing you may be, how disgusting of a loser you are….there will always be tight pants, at least until the TRAD WIFE LIFE takes over and girls go back to being wholesome after judging all the attention seeking whores in tight pants, showing the world their assholes through their pants for attention, but from where I am sitting, even the wholesome country girls who go to church wear the tight pants to….

Tight pants for likeminded people, or for all people, because there’s something for everyone in a pair of tight pants, like a visible asshole through the tight pants…

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2023

28

Nov

Noah Cyrus Fat Ass in a Thong of the Day

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No this isn’t a scene from a snuff film or horror movie, even though it could pass for that….it’s Noah Cyrus, not building the ark, but doing racy high concept nude content as you’d expect a young attention seeker of her generation to do, even when she’s already got money and a famous last name.

Noah Cyrus is probably not pulling a “forgotten sister” move like she was Stella Hudgens in these pictures she’s producing of herself, but she probably should consider the exclusive content site because there are probably psycho Miley fans ready to subscribe to see the big girl tits.

The reality is that it’s probably not as lucrative as the other shit she does, like living off the trust fund her Achy Breaky dad set up for her….I guess it’s the song that keeps on singing for the family….

Plus it would require work, or effort, when she can just do it for free, as a creative project when she’s bored…which I guess this is…

Not entirely the hottest thong content out there, it’s a little like a horror movie, but she is topless, her ass is fat, her sister is a celebrity, her dad is an icon, so really what more do you want out of Noah other than to put a damn jacket on, we don’t need to be seeing this girl…save it for the whores who need the attention to buy themselves lunch.

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2023

28

Nov

Amanda Cerny’s Titties in the Closet of the DAy

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Amanda Cerny is probably not the best known Playboy chick since she got involved with the brand when it was pretty much dying out and they weren’t making TV shows around their main girls, or building the personal brand of their main girls…but it was good enough for her to leverage the brand to the nerds of VINE by being the hot pussy in their content with more credibility than other chicks who never did Playboy..

Anyway, Vine died, she still maintained huge followers, but took the sexy content road to making money because the brand deals were probably more annoying, not as lucrative and she already has a ton of money so pull them titties out for the goodtimes, since she’s a Playboy model to begin with, the tits have already been released, why put an end to that foundation she’s built her empire on….

So here are her tits in the closet, a place gay people don’t really hangout anymore, now that it’s cool to be gay, but there’s probably a few closetcases out there for old times, like you.

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2023

28

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Since no one reads on the internet and I chose to write captions or posts on random bullshit as my creative outlet or business plan, that was never a business plan, which is probably why I’m not rich…..

I should probably find otherways to lure you in, or at least recruit the AI to write jokes about bikinis for me.

Because ultimately, the AI has more to offer than I do, and I am sure no one would know the difference thanks to the whole not reading thing.

If only I did awkward dances on TikTok….I’d be running my own TV show or selling my life story to the Hallmark channel….damn missed the boat…

But at least we have bikini pics to get us through the regrets, the failure, the accidental wins.

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Cyber Monday motherfuckers, which is where I’d promote some of the amazing deals our CHRISTMAS advertisers were pushing on you as we enter the final phases of the Christmas Season, only the site doesn’t have advertisers anymore, we’re just doing this shit for free thanks to irrelevance.

I realize that posting instagram pics of old ladies no one cares about, and if they do care about them, they can just check their instagram is the least innovative and hard hitting journalism a motherfucker needs, so unless I figure out some re-inventing this shit into something meaningful, I appreciate going down on the ship together, it’s almost romantic, like you’re my internet boyfriend through thick and thin….romantic…

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10 Surprising Photos of World Leaders Before They Became Famous
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5 of the biggest firework shells in the world
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Noah Cyrus Runs Topless Through the Woods!
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Car mechanical problems that are just too wacky
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Taylor Swift Fans are Hard for Travis Kelce Fighting Off Two Raiders!
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SOCIAL MEDIA VS REALITY
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Heron using a piece of bread as bait to catch fish
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Dakota Johnson Braless in a Big Sweater!
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17 Items From Bri Teresi’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Emily Ratajkowski Does Vogue!
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Taylor Swift hosts family of girl who died before…
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Best Christmas Lights EVER
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Selena Gomez Stuns in Paris: Black Dress Elegance and Dazzling Smile
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How butter is made on a massive scale in factories
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Kylie Jenner Takes the Cover of Interview Magazine!
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Compilation of cats hating it when falling in water
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Gracie Hunt in Red for the Game!
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19 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Kara Del Toro’s Crop Top Moment!
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31 Convincing Paranormal Photos That Make Us Think Ghosts Are Real
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Transparent engine shows how the engine works
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Luxury Surf Retreat with Surfer Anastasia Ashley at the W Hotel in Punta de Mita Mexico!
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Taylor Swift Reacts to Kelce Breaking Records!
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Bonus Butts #426
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Wait For The End!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: GLORIA__SOL
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Natalie Portman Wet and Wild for Dior!
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Dazzling Cleavage Display: Malu Trevejo’s Irresistible Glamour
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Tom Brady Enjoyed Thanksgiving In The Sun!
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Cat has a funny reaction to a cake that looks just like it
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Moments of incredible road mishaps
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50+ Gorgeous Rear Angle Photos
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5 of the biggest firework shells in the world
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Taking a look at how jet airliners work
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Words are hard and stuff (31 Photos)
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Very intense chases from WCT5 UK
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32 Hot Women Posing With Hand-Covered Tops
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What might happen if water gets inside an electrical outlet
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Kylie Jenner – Interview Magazine
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Eleanor Tomlinson – The Times Magazine
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Rachael Leigh Cook – 91st anniversary of the Hollywood Christmas Parade
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Selena Gomez – Leaving her hotel in Paris
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Suki Waterhouse – Out somewhere after being knocked up by Robert Pattinson
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Rihanna – Dinner at the Four Seasons in New York
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Gemma Chan – Rolling Stone UK Awards in London
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Beyonce – Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce premiere in Beverly Hills
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Emma Watson – We Dare to Dream premiere in London
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Alyson & AJ Michalka – 91st anniversary of the Hollywood Christmas Parade
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Bianca Bell Showing Off Her Perfect Boobs!
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Lisa Rinna in a Sheer Top!
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Creepin in the Cemetery
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Violetta The Girl From Colombia
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Busty Blonde Samadhi Amour Getting Nude
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Rita Ora Nude for Lui Magazine
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AMATEUR MEAT: ANNA LISA WAGNER
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Cuck’s Wife Gets Demolished
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A new look at a nudity classic – Full Body Massage (1995)
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THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
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WRONG HOLEZ: 2023
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On her Side Dildo Fuck
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Thick Latina Walks the Bikini Runway!
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Sydney Sweeney in a Green Swimsuit!
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Busty Romanian model in more nudes and sex videos
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Road Trip (GIF)
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‘Sexy In Silver’ with Baritatq via StasyQ
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Fun At Target (GIF)
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Abby Cross: Hot And Always Ready
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Chair Fucker!
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Busty Ebony Teen Flashing Her Curves
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Hyley lets some guy go crazy on both her pussy and asshole
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Nude Monika Dee ‘Claws’ – MetArt
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Big Boob MILF Wears Transparent Bodysuit in Public!
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BABY GOT BACK
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The Fuck? (GIF)
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Karina Hart Karina’s Kitchen Fun
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Elizabeth Berkley & Gina Gershon nude in “Showgirls”
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Sara Giraudeau topless in season one of Tout Va Bien
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Lily LaBeau Stripping Lingerie
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‘Dirty Work’ with Liya Silver via Mr Skin
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Raquel Vibrant Day Outdoors
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2023

27

Nov

Lili Reinhart Bathes of the Day

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This is Fat Betty from the weird Archie spin-off series that made no sense to me because I don’t think it was actually thought through, since it didn’t really need to be thought through, no one pays attention to storylines or writing, they’re on their phones so make it look moody and good background noise…ADHD.

She’s in the bathtub showing off her feet for the foot fetishists, or the fat girl turned actress, or the Betty fetishists out there and I’d argue that this is one of the least hot bathtub series I’ve seen.

Sure the clawfoot tub is great, nice color and the actress even matches it, but the whole not seeing her big tits when her big tits are all I’d want to see on a Fat Betty is offensive….like put the feet back in the tub and pull those tits over the fucking sides of the tub, to see if the giant feeder nips match the fleshy shade of the tub, you know, make a game out of it….

Instead, we get this turd in the tub…CODE BROWN.

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