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2019

17

Jan

Yolanda Hadid Lingerie to Celebrate Going Natural of the Day

In news you don’t care about…YOLANDA HADID the vagina that made the Hadids. The cunt responsible for all their bullshit. The egotistical rich person who has now decided, after 50 fucking years to no longer inject her face….and pull out her tits…even though her kids are a pile of bullshit…

Living in a body free of breast implants, fillers, botox, exstensions and all the bullshit I thought I needed in order to keep up with what society conditioned me to believe what a sexy woman should look like until the toxicity of it all almost killed me
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In content you shouldn’t care about, YOLANDA HADID the 75 year old model from the 70s is in a fucking lingerie despite being old and thus disgusting and I figure these fame whore pieces of shit are bootleg Kardashians but still think they are important enough to pull off this shit…and I guess they are.

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2019

17

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Tits of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence with the big girl tits…because if you’re going to be a fat chick, since it is marketable, you might as well have tits while you’re doing it. In all the fat chicks I’ve had to have sex with over the years, because they were the only chicks available to fuck, only a handful had big tits, which defeated the entire purpose of fucking a fat chick, something I do not recommend to anyone but that I will say….drives the point home in terms of how pathetic you actually are in your life choices…where big tits on a fat chick can distract you from that harsh and sad reality.

I don’t believe in this Iskra Lawrence lie. She’s in Fat face, fat to get famous since it is a thing, finding that bubble to ride…or in her case eat, but like everything, it will eventually fade and we will get back to normal…

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2019

17

Jan

Jade Chynoweth In a Bra of the Day

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Who is Jade Chynoweth?

I don’t know, but her instagram says that she’s a dancer…a very important dancer…because all dancers are important…their strength, athleticism, musculature, their rhythm, their stamina…their weird hippie dancer mindset…unless they are just new generation young people who want to Hip Hop dance to train for their instagram stories to be sexy enough to be jerked off to. That’s the era, why do sports when you can do half naked gyrating and sex simulation…like a stripper but more annoying because they don’t get naked as easily….but luckily still horny enough to get naked cuz it’s the porn generation….and these are her tits in some outfit.

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2019

17

Jan

Jayde Nicole Wet T Shirt Nipples of the Day

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Slutty Canadian Jayde Nicole who did Playboy at 18 thanks to her white trash mom saying “let’s live the fucking dream, fuck those Canadian winters, we’re going to LA baby girl, I’m tired of working this diner”…..only to have Jayde Nicole end up in LA, where she never left….eventually ending up on the Hills or whatever the fuck show Brody Jenner was on…because she was the girlfriend…the playboy girlfriend…and now she’s on instagram, half naked, navigating her position in the world, celebrating a titty pic…..saying “stop sexualizing my tits you pervert judgemental dudes”….and “go stare at your man tits instead”….to which I wrote an actual instagram comment that read “my man tits are so hard right now”….cuz they are…..man tits that are hard….

Either way, good hustle Jade, can’t wait to meet at the Igloo and Eskimo kiss to celebrate all you’ve done for our great nation of Canada on an international level….

Here she is in a slutty throwback lingerie photoshoot with a face less filled with plastic

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2019

17

Jan

Lameka Fox Wet Bikini of the Day

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Lameka Fox is a nobody model….and Lameka Fox may not be Samantha Fox, which is probably a good thing, or Samantha Fox’s daughter Megan Fox, or Katie Holme’s secret boyfriend Jaime Fox…..but she is a model from Maryland, and she’s fucking skinny, which is exciting to people who like skinny girls in this fat as fuck world, and sher’s wearing a see through bikini top..NIPPLES everywhere…keeping it solid and relevant and timely and on brand and on trend…because young girls love showing off their tits to desexualize tits.

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2019

17

Jan

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora wants you to know that along with being rich from being a scam of a pop star, who basically muscled herself into celebrity by being the annoying motherfucker who was everywhere at all times. The kind of eager motherfucker who luckily had tits and got people to call her back and sent out invites, gave her record deals, brand deals…you know the backup plan who was always eager and available, excited to participate and busty…

I do know how she got famous, she put effort into it when other people are lazy and expect it to fall into their lap….I mean that and the tits…she likes to constantly remind you that she has…which is obviously the best marketing strategy and a great way to keep people interested in having you around….

Here she is with her tits cut out of her shirt

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2019

17

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley is still in a bikini….because she is the daughter of a legendary bikini model….Some Christie Brinkley daughter following her mother’s lead…because it is all the mom knows…and brought the mom the good life…so what other life lessons is she capable of doing of passing on to her kid…I mean we don’t need to give a vapid model more credit than we have to…or expect more parenting…out of them…

I don’t find Sailor Brinkley all that exciting or hot, but she is a skinny young rich blonde half naked…nothing wrong with that…even if it could be better….

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Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini of the Day

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Lisa Rina, a vapid Soap Opera star who you know when to LA, if she wasn’t from LA, to get famous however the fuck she could with the limited talent she had….which in the 1960s when I assume she came up involved being sexualized by the patriarchy that ran hollywood before they threw her into daytime TV thanks to her tits…

Has done a brilliant job raising her daughter to fit in with the times…half naked on social media…because it does good for everyone’s ego….

Her name Delilah Belle …. in a bikini.

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2019

17

Jan

Maelys Garouis Hard Nipples of the Day

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Whoring for attention by getting naked for a photographer for free….always looks less trashy when it is in Europe with a fancy car…not that this is Europe…but it looks like Europe to me…and when the same whore is whoring for attention by getting naked for a photographer for free in regular places like a club bathroom, a dumpster behind a deli, a crackhouse apartment with soiled sheets…the very same set of hard nipples can look cheap…it’s all about the styling…cuz the same whore in both worllds is thee same whore…but the perception of her is so different…and that is the basis and life lesson you can learn from Instagram….

These girls aren’t any different than the whores of the past…they are just better at putting up a front or facade…and that’s smart hustle cuz most of the best whore’s I’ve known in my lifetime settled for far less than uglier but smarters whores got….and that’s just silly.

Her name is Maelys. Her Nips are hard. This is her “art”….

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2019

17

Jan

Lauren Bonner Close Enough to Boner – Nude Pics of the Day

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Lauren Bonner, from Aperture Talent fame, with her 57,000 followers from posting half naked aand sometimes full nude shoots, because I guess she thinks she’s hot, and loves being naked, a nudist…with no bush…a free spirit who wants you all the be kind and work hard…while she just gets naked and fucks rich dudes so she doesn’t have to work hard…or that maybe she thinks showing up to these shoots is working hard….cuz she’s never had to work a day in her life…thanks to being the kind of girl who gets naked easily and effectively.

Whilst looking up her career as an LA model who works a day a month…she was one of the other FIJI girls because FIJI likes using sex workers to give celebs water…and sex workers like access to famous people…but unfortunately for her…she’s not the one who got famous and became a Meme…sucks being the third rate girl on a viral stunt…but nothing you can’t get naked over…

No hate…but my only critique since I’m a critic is…not enough butt hole on this journey to fame and fortune….more butthole please.

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