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2019

05

Mar

Taylor Swift Ass in Shorts of the Day

I saw this Taylor Swift meme and felt the need to post it…because it’s so fucking bad…and a reminder that not all memes are created equally, but also a reminder that I’ve failed at Social media due to my inability to MEME.

If I was a solid meme creator, or MEME curator, I would be rich as fuck off dumb relatable jokes that eventually just get submitted….and that you theoretically can hire an assistant to post for you so you can do other things like sitting on your ass all day…

Instead, I am downloading and uploading pics of nonsense celebs that I can get sued over….for ungrateful assholes and 5 dollars a day….

With ZERO relevance….after so many hours of updates over 14 fucking years….

When all I had to do was MEME…

What a fail….Taylor Swift’s ass in shorts remind me of that failure…..it also reminds me that I hate this bitch…and I don’t look forward to her new tour and promotional tour she’s about to go on because she’s out there on another cash grab with a new album….annoying.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2019

05

Mar

Cardi B – Stripper on a Yacht of the Day

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Cardi B is the hottest popstar in the world, who came from a stripper background and who brought her stripper storyline to the mainstream as it was a public part of her story….

I find her trash, but I find everything trash, but I also think strippers are great, no real bullshit with them, unless you’re trying to fuck them….it can get expensive…but when it comes to grabbing their tits and asses..it’s just transactional. A logical way to deal with chicks who are too hot to ever let you touch their tits outside of the stripclub…even if they are garbage fucking humans….you can still grab the tits and THAT is what matters….

I do think her story spoke to all the girls out there with no opinion of their own, easily influenced, who are borderline sex workers….giving them more reason to keep up the sex working, to take it pro…..where they hope they can end up like Cardi B…the biggest star in America….If that stripper can make it….they can all make it…and in the process…a whole influx of new young tits to grab for 10 dollars a song…NOT bad…always into new tits.

Posted in:Cardi B|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Gisele Bundchen Wet for Vogue of the Day

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Gisele Bundchen getting wet for Vogue Germany….because Tom Brady’s got their press agents and PR team on riding that Superbowl win hype, while perpetuating the lie that Gisele isn’t a transgender…born with a dick…who as time has gone on, the transition has made her face more feminine, because I guess more money has gone into her mission of being as woman as possible.

I don’t really know why I decided Gisele was trans back at Victoria’s Secret….I just assumed it was one of those lies that got too deep or too big to manage. What was a logical casting decision by the brand in the back streets of brazil “She’ll never get her period, no risk of days off or bloat for two weeks a month, it’s a win”…..sold off to Tom Brady – a gay athlete….like all athletes…they grow up showering together, no fear of the dick…..only to be this weird power couple…

I guess I just think it’s a better story than star model, meets star player, makes store family, live in huge mansions in various places…cuz they are stupid rich possible truth…

Maybe her gender is like the Flat Earth movement…we’ll never know the truth.

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Jessica Alba Erotica of the Day

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Jessica Alba pushing her tits together because she heard Kylie Jenner is a billionaire from her social media make-up line and figures that at 40, she better step the fuck up with her whoring the fuck out – because she hasn’t tried hard enough in terms of being a whore – even though she was only cast for being the hot chick, she was the low hanging fruit hot chick who put her tits out there…she was the hot chick who was never naked, who launched a brand, and who became a mom of 3-4….and now….Jessica Alba’s here bringing it…because all these people want to get as much money as possible, far more money than the next guy, because that’s how egos work. You gotta be the best…..

So here’s some old lady tits, that still look good, cuz she’s got that Mexican blood in her, all that money, and doesn’t fucking rot away like white chicks do.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Brie Larson Average at Best for an Average bitch Trying to Be Sexy in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Brie Larson is overrated scam that Hollywood decided to create…..

Her looks, her acting, everything about her is totally uninspiring. She’s not exciting. She’s not some sleeper talent. She was placed into an Oscar winning performance by her team, who decided she was the one to run with. They need big payday girls to justify big budgets that get them all paid stupid money.

Now she’s a comicbook hero, in the comic book movies, which are the only movies that make stupid money….movies only money grubbing pieces of shit….who don’t care about the stat of hollywood, moviemaking or any artistry….sign in for the money, to be rich as fuck, cuz that’s all these garbage people think about…that is why most out of hollywood is fucking shit.

Brie Larson is overrated scam that Hollywood decided to create…

She’s fucking garbage.

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She was at a premiere for Captian Marvel, her sell-out role…with her tits out so people notice…

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Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Kelly Brooke Plus Size Erotica of the Day

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Kelly Brooke isn’t hot, she’s also Old as fuck, but she is a good example of a set of huge fucking tits that distract, even lie to the general public….blinding them with tit and allowing the titty host body to get through life, with fans and audience, making money and getting work, even moving to LA to try to make it in AMerica at 35 years old, she’s in her 40s now…all while being a fat chick…from an era before fat chicks were publicly accepted….all because her tits distracted, blinded and allowed her to do all she dreamt of doing…pretty amazing the power of tits…and the fact that all these plus sized models fighting the mainstream saying they are healthy despite their premature death…clearly aren’t aware of titty models from the 90s…like Kelly Brook….right…

Men don’t hate fat chicks, I mean I do, but it’s other women that hate fat chicks, we’re dudes we like all tits and pussies, even the gross ones.

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Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Raisa Raudas Nipples of the Day

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I dont’ know who Raisa Raudas is…I guess I could google her…but I figure I’ll just post her nipples and do some outreach to you, my friend, my only friend, to do it for me….

I accept emails….or comments…

I don’t know why my brain is so lazy, maybe I’ve stroked out like Luke Perry. Maybe writing this site all these years has robbed me of my hopes, dreams, hustle, inspiration…my attempts to troll the mainstream media dead like my spirit….even when girls like Raisa Raudas are still out there motivated, doing all they can to reach their hopes and dreams….even put their tits out there….in what isn’t erotic in Europe…but is Erotic in America…and I’m sure Europeans still jerk off to tits…I mean at least the non queer ones who are hard to find since they all have the silly queer accents…

Point being….Raisa Raudas…doing good things for all of us.

Posted in:Raisa Raudas

2019

05

Mar

Kourtney Kardashian Naked of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian naked trying to promote her new business

Here are the rest of the idiots all faced tuned for Instagram

All to coincide with Kylie Jenner’s business in cosmetics having made her a legit billionaire at the tender age of 21, despite her face looking 45, thanks to all the face injections she’s got to make her more tolerable to look at, more porny than dogly, someting that make up didn’t fix, but that idiot kids on social media assume it did, so they bust out their parents credit card to buy.

The fact is that if you have the social media power that the Kardashians have, where you have all the idiots in the palms of your greasy fucking hands, not having a series of brands is idiotic….because so many people are ready to buy the snakeoil you snakes are selling.

It is amazing that they managed to control the media as well as they did. I know they have a huge team of people navigating all this shit for them…but in so many ways it is fucking brilliant…not just because they broke the billion dollar mark…but because they broke the billion dollar mark being uninspiring, disgusting, uninteresting, not cute or well spoken, stains even threats on society as a whole….but they can sell fucking product better than any Avon lady can….and the whole thing is really only crazy because people buy into them….when all I see is low level shit….now billionaire low level shit…but still low level shit…with a lot of other shit because people are shit…running after it…blind leading the blind, only instead of being blind, they are just all MUPPET faced.

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Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Bethenny Frankle Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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Bethenny Frankle is here to remind you that there is such thing as being too old to wear a bikini…

Whether you’re into fucking the zombie looking old rich bitch from Reality TV or not, it doesn’t matter and it’s not saying much…you would fuck anything…including an actual corpse, even if it wasn’t still warm….so a bitch who looks like a Corpse, who is rich, and who is hotter than anything you’ve fucked, which isn’t saying much…doesn’t negate the fact that at 30…maybe 35 in some VERY special cases…stick to the Burkini bitch…

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Posted in:Bethenny Frankel|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Madison Beer Turns 20 of the Day

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Madison Beer turns 20 today….

This is what we call big titty on a small frame news that really doesn’t’ matter.

It is just a pleasant reminder that Michael Jackson isn’t the only creepy fuck out there…

And that when this girl started our, probably 6-8 years ago…while her whore of a mother ready to sell her child to the fucking perverts like she was in True Detective Season 3…..or really like the parents of the Jackson abuse victims….who want the dream so bad, they don’t care they are buying their 13 year old push up bras and low cut shirts to get views on the YOUTUBE channel that got her a record deal, that made her matter and that is the foundation of her attempt to move from Youtube to Mainstream…with all her paparazzi clickbait…because that’s living the dream…who mom’s dream that has become her dream by default…

Like any young bitch you’ve jacked off to, another birthday is another year further away from where you felt was her prime…

Creeps.