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2019

04

Mar

Sasha Smelova Just Naked in Black and White of the Day

Sasha Smelova – right name – right attitude – right content strategy.

Her only fail is that I googled her, found nothing on her, which makes following her, potentially stalking her on the internet like you’re a creep, but not really a creep, because that’s the whole basis of internet interaction, which like ANAL SEX IN MAINSTREAM (non-gay) PORN, becomes normalized and accepted….but it also makes her nudity almost a waste in terms of being used to get some momentum behind her name and personal brand…or even have an email in her bio to have perverts send her money, requests, offers, etc….

It is like the nudity is almost selfless…put out there for us….with no motive or self serving interest…and maybe she’s using a fake name, a pen name, a disguise like some WITNESS PROTECTION…where you don’t know the person..but you can see her pussy…if you look hard enough…which is also knows as “my kind of witness protection program..”…if the pussy is there…it’s not as traumatic an experience…

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2019

04

Mar

Selma Blair Pissing in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Stripper Van

Manager Gets Buried…

Metro Cops VS Black Woman….

1927 Alligator in Cali

Porch Pirate

Bike VS Gate Arm…

Bus Driver Brawl

Selma Blair Getting Tear Gased

Just at the Porn Convention

Crackhead Hatching…

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2019

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think we should focus on real threats against society – like men in leggings….because every time I leave my house…I see men in leggings. Not even queer men, all men…leggings…it’s weird…

I don’t even like wearing my one or two size too small sweatpants, not because of my dick-print. I don’t have that problem…but because it’s uncomfortable and even for someone who genuinely doesn’t give a fuck about other people, I feel like wearing my pants up my ass for everyone to see my butthole…is just rude and shouldn’t happen…

That said, There is no doubt that MJ is a fucking PEDO. I’ve said it all along…and one of my most memorable live tweets was during his funeral when everyone was sad and I was sitting there thinking “this dude raped little boys, what the fuck is wrong with you people….”

The people denying it, in this era of VICTIM blaming, or fighting victim blaming, so long as the VICTIM is a girl…are the same people protesting Woody Allen movies…so the wole thing is very weird…

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WWII Tanks Firing in Slow Motion
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Imogen Leaver Butt in a Thong One Piece
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Super Titty Jiggle…These are Huge
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Weird Lesbian Post Apocalyptic Minatures…
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Meat Eating Tarantula
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Walking Dead Spin Off
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Walking in on Girl with big Tits in the Shower
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2019

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some queer from facebook, who was defending some dude he has a crush on on facebook, despite being “straight”…wrote a comment directed at me – saying he would beat me up…or that he knows who I am and is going to beat me up….

To which I said “by beat up do you mean play with my butthole while you sing me love songs?”…fucking homo…

The reality is that I have no problem hiring gay bikers to rape anyone on social media threatening me with nonsense…this post is gayer than intended…facebook threats gay to begin with – escalated to gay disses – which is probably how most frat boys end up sucking dicks….it’s always just a joke…

That said, I wonder how many frat bros are out there drinking and rapping in bars while drunk…you know since rap is mainstream and white people like it….I feel like all the frat boys are out there rapping to be funny…and that’s how the whole rape culture started…they were supposed to RAP not RAPE…asshole who sent the frat memo out to all the frat boys in their queer frat club….fucked up one letter…

All this to say, it’s probably te fucking worst, far worse than my facebook confrontations that used to be far more hilarious back when internet threats mattered….

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Lohan is on Drugs..
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Cara Delevigne is Ugly as Fuck
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Motorcycle – Domino Effect
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Slut from the Bachelor Raps..
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Walking Dead Spinoff
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Selma Blair TITTIES
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Irina Shayk Braless
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Dead Celeb of the Day
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Brie Larson is Disgusting
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Staircase Flooded with Water Becomes a Waterfall…
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Kid’s Sneeze Spook Kitten…
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Peter Dinklage’s New Movi
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Creepy Gargoyle at the Creepy Denver Airport
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Fire Falls Off Freway – Keeps Driving
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Future Has a No Big Girl Policy
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Captain VS Bridge..
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Boy and a Dog in the Rain
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Jemma Lucy – Gutter on the Beach….
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Pink in a Bikini – Monster
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Most Overrated Actor in a Tight Shirt
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Nina Dobrev in a Pink Skirt…
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Ariel Winter in a Magazine
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Chloe Grace in a Skirt
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Taylor Swift Slutty in a Magazine
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Kate Beckinsale at an Event
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Karlie Kloss in a Yellow Dress
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Karlie Kloss – See Through
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Gigi Hadid Looks 47 Years Old
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Elle Fanning in Some Jeans…
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Kate Hudson in a Dress
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Gabby Union in a Dress
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Lady Gaga Shitty Cleavage
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Aunt Becky
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Miley Cyrus at an Event
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Collared Princess is Another Reddit Amateur
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Tumblr Porn is Still On!!!
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Three Girls – 1 Toilet…
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Vigorous Asian Dildo Session.
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Flashing Girls..
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Big Booty Bitch in Body Paint
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Girls Shows You How to Enlarge Breasts Naturally and It is Great
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Titty Hullahooping
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Massive Public Squirt
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Just Poking Her Eye Out with a Dick
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Window Voyeuring
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Toy In her Belly
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2019

01

Mar

Lily Allen Slutty Lingerie Selfies of the Day

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“Felt cute might delete”

Into the concept of the whole cocktease on the internet…you know almost mocking the sluts by being a slut in and of yourself. A little parody or satire while getting the same results as those you’re mocking….

Not into the whole Lily Allen doing this half naked in lingerie shit…terrible..really…

It’s just evidence that feeling great, doesn’t mean you’re great…like feeling cute doesn’t mean you’re cute.

It is hard to hate a bitch, any bitch, of any age….who posts slutty selfies designed for people they want to fuck…not the general public who doesn’t even remember who LILY Allen is…

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2019

01

Mar

Top 10 Hottest Female Athletes of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley the worlds hottest surfer

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Beatrice Negretti Vollyball titties

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Caroline Wozniacki the Tennis Player thats way hotter than GENIE

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Jacinta Beecher a runner with strong thighs..

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Jamie Robbins– the hotter Volleyball player

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Karolina Pilskova slutty tennis player

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Lucy Robson big titty golfer

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Paige Spiranac another big titty golfer

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Paige VanZant is hot and and kill you

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Rossella Fiamingo hot fencer

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*Honourable mention: Taylor Agost – Volleyball

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2019

01

Mar

Alexis Ren’s Sneaker Collection of the Day

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Alexis Ren turned to her social media family, you know her people who are there for her through the dark times, and the good times…the kind of people who would buy her nude calendar or sign up to her Patreon to pay her a monthly fee…to show off her Sneaker Collection….

Because this is about the sneakers people…

Good luck finding anyone who doesn’t sexualize themselves on social media to get ahead…the sad news is the brands are moving away from the whores and looking for more refined talent…which means nudity will finally be penalized like it was before instagram…so all the whores saying “it’s easy to get followers get naked”…will have to be clever…yet none of these sluts or their handouts are clever…they just know how to show off their bolt on tits…so here’s the bolt on tits.

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2019

01

Mar

Ariel Winter Workout Erotica of the Day

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Ariel Winter and her sweaty tits are still out there working out….

She’s still thick, but skinnier than she was, back when she was working out everyday and not losing weight…maybe it was a thyroid issue, maybe you can’t out-workout a bad diet, maybe she didn’t starve herself out proper, maybe she didn’t do enough drugs the Network or Production Company or Agent sent her…because no one wants to deal with fat talent unless you are selling them as fat talent…but she’s starting to make moves in the right direction, while maintaining her redesigned tits…that are sweaty..

I don’t watch TV, but if I did, I doubt I’d be lusting after Ariel Winter….but you creeps are different and like any tit you see…especially one they watch grow up in front of their eyes…creepy fucks…

Here’s the workout…Stay Fit Fatties..

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2019

01

Mar

Kristen Stewart Hard Nipples of the Day

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I cant tell if Kristen Stewart just left a rub n tug or if she’s getting ready to star as Aileen Wuornos in some MONSTER remake…..or if she’s just doing the lesbian thing, like the not very good Method actress she is, like Selma Blair with her MS, only for being queer not unable to speak without stuttering and strobing the fuck out….

Is this even real, or is this a fucking cartoon version of a lesbian, cuz actors are identity crisis people who go to the Lesbian bar once….and can imitate the fuck out of what they see there…which is probably a bunch of normals just imitating what they think a lesbian is…cuz everyone’s trying to live up to expectations..I don’t buy it…

If this was a meme it would be “Goes to Lesbian Bar Once”….

“Decides to lick pussy once”…

It’s all so over the top, but she’s never been hot to me…so whatever.

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2019

01

Mar

Miley Cyrus See Through Nipples of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is still bringing out her tits…because she’s an inconsistent circus clown who has sold herself off to Disney, then the media, and has realized that having her tits out, as a free spirited rich spoiled professionally trained trash, who should have probably been in a Star is Born, because she’s professionally trained..and not LADY GAGA…but who was too busy getting married, trying to be taken seriously as a country star, before coming back to her roots, that aren’t really her roots at all, since she’s an LA raised spoiled brat rich kid sold to Disney, she’s got no roots, got no soul, but her nudes are her most important work…so here’s a taste of what was….still is…easy clickbait…TITS.

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