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2019

07

Jan

Golden Globes Roundup of the Day

The Golden Globes happened yesterday, which is hilarious to me, only because I had no idea that the Golden Globes happened or were on.

I try to avoid the internet on weekends, and pretty much all the time, and despite having a celebrity titty site, I don’t give a fuck about the celebrities, Hollywood, or anything going on in that industry and space.

I do not encourage brats getting awarded when they already won, and already shit on us everyday with their nonsense…

I also am current in that Award shows are a waste of time, for old people, and I like to digest the content of old people, I like to focus on the content the girls I’d like to have sex watch, so that I am current when I cat fish them on the internet….

There’s no “Hey did Lady Gaga win for being a scammer in a scamming industry used to distract you”…..

It’s more “Did Archie and Jughead fuck on Riverdale yet”…

You know the things that matter….

Elizabeth Moss, adding to the inclusion ratio with her handicapped looking face.

Sarah Hyland, letting us know TIMES UP on her kidney

Lili Reinhart aka Betty possibly pregnant and flashing her panties

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Lady Gaga and her sloppy tits

Kristin Cavallari in some see through shit showing off her bolt ons

Kristin Bell still boring

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Kate Mara with the tits

Kaley Cuoco for the nerds

Jenna Dewan looking like she also doesn’t know what she’s doing there..

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Irina Shayk Mail Order Bride

Heidi Klum showing off her Eugenics

Here are her tits at the after party..

Halle Berry practising her white face

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Emmy Rossum still not hot

Christina Ricci is still alive

Charlize Theron still old

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Ariel Winter lets her titty pop

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2019

07

Jan

Eiza Gonzalez Wet Bikini of the Day

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Have you ever wanted to be a surfboard more than you do at this moment, a moment where Eiza Gonzalez, the woman who Josh Duhamel had sex with after breaking up his marriage with Fergie, when he decided to go back to pussy, cuz the trans life, even in Hollywood, with all the hype, is weird….

She’s a rich Mexican slut, who has climbed over your border wall via LAX airport….where she likely invested over 500,000 dollars into the country, or maybe she got her O-1 visa for being of exceptional ability, thanks to a career in Mexico that the USA wants a piece of….

She didn’t look like this back in Mexico, but with some plastic surgery and face fillers, we can all look like Kardashians….even Bruce Jenner did it….

Science…far more interesting now than when I was in High School making Volcanos mixing Vinegar and baking Soda…

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2019

07

Jan

Anne-Claire Bousquet Says She’s a Model, So Here are her Tits of the Day

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I am far more interested in these young social media do it yourselfers out there trying to get famous on the internet through curated and stylized shoots, because they don’t want to work real jobs, that’s for suckers…and they don’t want to do sex work, that’s for whores…but they do want to show the world their great tits, even if only 5,000 people of the world are possibly exposed to said tits, maybe one of them will be a creepy pervert blogger who puts her up…only for her to email me to take them down cuz she doesn’t like how I am portraying her, you know pointing and calling her out for the low level attempt at fame…despite thinking her tits are wonderful….in a she must be a rich kid, otherwise she’d be a cam girl, but her rent is paid…so she can just piss off her dad like this….

She’s from France, so toplessness is really just the equivalent of a bikini top…

Looks good though.

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2019

07

Jan

Deborah Mac Topless Model You’ve Never Heard of Who May Not be a Model of the DAy

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The problem with these non celebs, trying to get as much exposure and celeb as possible, so they take to their social media, partner up with pervert photographers, and do as many nude, stylized, sexy but artistic from their perspective, despite artistic being subjective and really irrelevant, because they preach body and sex positivity, therefore their whole defense for getting naked on social media would accept not shun non artistic nudes, you know butthole shots….

I forget what the problem with girls getting naked is, I don’t think there’s any problem with girls gettinng naked, I mean I guess their inconsistencies is the problem, but we don’t need to worry about that whilst looking at the boob.

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2019

07

Jan

Girl Makes Friend Eat her Tampon at a Vampire Event…..and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Takes a Shit in the Aisle of a Store

Germans Do Coke Off Each OTher’s Dicks…

Woman Loses her Zucchini When Dancing

Woman Shooting Off Machine Gun

Man Pisses All Over Fruit Stand

Porn in an Ikea

Elephant VS Drunk Man – Go Elephant!!

Bride Gets Caterer Arrested

Naked Man Running from Police

Naked Yoga

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about hemorrhoid is being able to talk to people about your asshole. And when they open up about their hemorrhoid asking them about their assholes…

Yes…that was the highlight of my weekend…

I mean that and figuring out that the name Alan is just Anal for a dislexic..

I guess January 5/6 2019 was about the butthole…

Today…is about the tits..

Here are some morning links…

In all your Beckinsale Dreams – Pete Davidson is Fucking Her
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Dude Struggles to Hold Girl on his Shoulders at a Festival….Even With that Pussy in his Neck
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Idris Elba has a Daughter
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Monkey on a Bus – Bundled Up
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Truck Barely Misses Boy
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Ellen Defends Kevin Hart’s Homophobic Tweets – Cuz Hollywood is Selective in their Blacklisting
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Cop Tased Man Protesting Police Brutality
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Bowling Weirdos.
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The Louvre Says Visitors are Up Thanks toe Beyonce
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Lies Advertisers can Legally Tell You
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Why Japanese Porn is Censoed.
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THe View inside a Crashing Helicopter
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We Get it – YOu’re Tough
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2019

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Dry January is a stupid concept. Dry anything is a stupid concept. Unless you’re like me and have a micro penis that needs the friction and affirmation that the bitch isn’t enjoying herself to feel anything…

I remember a time when the neighbors were knocking on my door, or calling the police on me for the sounds that came out of my apartment during sex with prostitutes. They didn’t like it.

Now I am the one knocking on the neighbor’s door when I hear them fuck and always ask to watch Because I like it…

But not as much as I like the story of a Pregnant Trans Man in a Gay Relationship… Which means a woman on male hormones, who likely still has a vagina and still gets her period, but has a weird beard…and is pregnant…dates a gay man who accepts her trans as being man…despite having a vagina…because it shows us how fucked everyone is…

Too much stimuli….and porn…and news and fake news…everyone’s gone nuts.

Here are sone stepLINKS….

Britney Spears Quits Vegas But Is Still Hot
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Girl Loses It When Milkshake Machine Breaks
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Nude Beach Nina
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Lisa Appleton TITS
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New Years in San ANtonio Texas
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IT is All Scientology’s Fault
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Scott Disick – Racism
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Madonna Defending her Fake Ass
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Fanning Foot Fetish Pic
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Worst Drivers Ever
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Gym Fails
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Tiny Red Bikini
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Burglar of the Day
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Beating Heart of a Pit Viper
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John Legend is a Queer
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Nude Movie Scenes….
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Ashley James in a Bikini
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Emma Stone Is Not Hot…
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Big Tits in a Sweater
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Lana Condor Cleavage
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Kelli Berglund Hot
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Pippa’s Wet White Bikini
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I am Still Finding TUMBLR Porn – Good Clean Up Job – TUMBLR
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Coca Cola’s New Ad Campaign is AMAZING
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Anal Beads in the Wrong Hole
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This Girl’s Got The Most Insane Tits / body / Whilst Getting Fucked
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Three Naked Chicks Together
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Naked in Public Chick
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Dick Skin Mask
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Carmelle Bolt On Tits
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Titty Flash I’ve Posted Before Cuz I Like It
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Hip Shaker of the Day
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Sex and Snow
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Stripper Streaking Soccer Match
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Amateur Nudity
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Do You like Sprinkles on your Titty
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Brooke Banner – ANUS
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Woman Demos her Sex Swing
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2019

04

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Here’s an expired bikini model in her 40s or near 40s in a bikini…rocking her fake tits and whatever else that is fake on her…a girl’s gotta maintain her image you know…especially when the brand still throws money at her…

Some Ambrosio, the Brazlian dream who was never a Gisele or a Lima, but who is still carving away at her life as a Victoria’s Secret model…maybe because that is all she knows, or maybe because if she can’t be Gisele or Lima, she’ll just outlast them, which I guess she’s doing….the last man standing theory…doesn’t mean you’re the best, but you were the most resilient…

She looks fine, but I don’t think a mom in a bikini should be a thing no matter how fit she is…like put some clothes on, you’re a bad influence on the children with your inappropriate dress.

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2019

04

Jan

Alexis Ren Still in a Thong of the Day

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Alexis Ren Still in a Thong…because when you get to do important things like Dancing with the Stars….it’s hard to find the time to whore down on the beach in a slutty bikini for the paparazzi either you or your agent hired for you. You know that busy schedule from being a TV star who doesn’t do anything all day gets draining…so we’re so lucky to have access to this rare moment in Alexis Ren existence, since you know…she’s never in a bikini, and her whole feed isn’t her in a fucking bikini, like some kind of bikini model with a half retard face…giving Nina Agdal’s half retard face a run for the money….because retards with hot bodies need love too.

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2019

04

Jan

Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is living the California dream with her hot – near 30 – but still hot because she was a Swedish Athlete for the early part of her life and those Swedes eat really healthy, at least based on my Swedish restaurant experience, that took place at Ikea for Breakfast once. I was there buying a mattress because the wife shat the bed and pissed herself a few too many times that I couldn’t sleep through the smells…but alas the price was too expensive and I was forced to suck it up and lay in the filth…but I got some 3 dollar bacon and eggs and it was wonderful…

I guess what I am saying is that the Swedish design on this model of Victoria’s Secret is as good as a volvo, but with more vulva, half naked…rockin.

If you are a celeb or rich person, this is the sex worker you should try to buy…