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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Feb

Claudia Lion Posing Naked with Balloons of the Day

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I guess there are two kinds of girls who are trying to be instagram influencers. There’s the mainstream travel girl, that is pretty much every girl, taking pics of their meals, hotel rooms, and filtered as fuck bikini pics in iconic places, doing iconic things like hiking, riding bikes, drinking coconuts, or walking on their beach in a half dance that no one ever does…

Then there are the borderline sex workers, more hip and daring, who just get naked, do nude shoots for their creative expressions, like Playboy models of yesteryear with zero prestige or money but still naked, and often times not working in porn or sex work, despite putting their vaginas on the internet in some borderline softcore porn they pretend is art shit…

I prefer the nude ones….so this is Claudia Lion. The king of the jungle, and by jungle I mean this post, cuz her tits are out.

I do appreciate her artistic vision with the use of a red balloon as a prop…that’s how you know it’s high concept.

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2019

Feb

Waitress Puts Hot Dog Up Her Cunt and Serves it and Other Videos of the Day

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Pussy Tased

Dolphin Humps Some tourist

Friends Glue Dick on a Dude’s Ass

Shitty Way to Go

Phone Gets Robbed

Naked Protest

Woman Mad They Don’t Have Beef Patties

Women Loses her Mind

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2019

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am – a fucking hero…..I saw a woman outside an expensive hotel having what looked like a drunken freak out in a taxi, who knows what she was on, but her eyes were rolled back into her head and she was a fucking mess. The police were called, she was cuffed, then released into the lobby, where she sat because she was too wasted to stand…like really fucking wasted, almost arrested and cuffed wasted, the kind of wasted you like to have sex with because it’s fucking mental…until it throws up on you…

So I did the gentlemanly thing…and offered to take her up to her room, where I would have stripped her down and put her in the shower…cuz I am a nice guy…so nice…I wouldn’t drink her entire mini bar…or pull out my dick…I’m a married man…I was just there for the tits…

Only even in her drunken state of insanity – that almost got her arrested – she knew she could do better than me…

I blame the #metoo movement and Christmas carols like “baby it’s cold outside” for cockblocking my good pervert intentions…..meanwhile girls are getting knocked up through unprotected sex with guys they meet on TINDER
at their houses while drunk at 4 am every fucking day…

I guess I am just bad at marketing.

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Transgender ZOMBIE Taking it like a Champ
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Car Wash Twerk…
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Bird Unsure of Chameleon Friend
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Evolution of Unmasked Jason Vorhees
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Halsey is the Fucking Worst on SNL
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Kourtney Kardashian See Through
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Store Owner Pedophile Confronted
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Two Headed PIG
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Turtle Riding a Fish…
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Father Teaching Toddler to Steal
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Celebrate the Female Body!
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Slammin That Ass
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Snacking Squirrl Can’t Stand Up
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People care that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are Back On…
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2019

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got drunk on Tequila in a bar last night and saw a bro type dude trying to pick up girls with a guy he introduced me to as his wingman….

I didn’t realize that in this MeToo movement, dudes still did the pick up artist hustle to try to lure in the bitches….but I guess some things don’t change.

The highlight of his pick-up artistry was that he pulled these two pigs over to this table…and got them some drinks he stupidly paid for….

Only to drop a joke about a tattoo on his dick….6 minutes into trying to fuck these girls…to which they awkwardly laughed and got the fuck out of there…leaving him alone but still cocky telling me he had bitches waiting for him at home…

My advice to you this weekend is to be that guy…tell the dick joke…and the bitches won’t eat it up and beg for your dick…but it will be funny to the people around you…seeing how pathetic you really are…right.

I know you’re too scared to talk to girls and too lazy to leave your house…but if you do leave your house..dick jokes…they won’t get you laid, but we know you’re not getting laid anyway.

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The National Enquirerer Bribes Everyone
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Hayden Panettiere and her Baby
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Dog Cat and Rat Trio
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Honey Badger Protects Baby from Leopard
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4 Million Dollar AirBNB
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Alexis Ren – Pokies
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Olivia Munn in Fuck Me Boots
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California Governor is Selling his Awesome House – Check it Out
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Ellen Page VS Chris Pratt
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Explosions in LA freaking people Out
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Megan Barton Hanson Nip Slip
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Robot Can Beat You at JENGA
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Crazy Road Rage on Dashcam
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Big Sloppy Instagram Tits
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Photobooth Flash
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Maitland Ward Sharing Black Cock for her Cuck
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Big Titty Drop
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Hello There FUCK PIG
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Sluts in the Kitchen
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Terrifying Bitch
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2019

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Nipples of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian’s nipples have made an appearance…because she’s a fucking Kardashian so why the fuck wouldn’t they.

I think that’s all we need to say about that….right?

I mean we could get into a debate as to why no crazed fan or religious group has killed them off….because they are the death of society and have brought so much negativity with their grossness and materialism and showing off of themselves, their money and all that….not to mention all the plastic surgery procedures they’ve inspired as influencers…you’d think someone would try to save the world, or punish the porno heathens…but for some reason….they are still out there doing this….

I find it very weird…but it is nipples…so watch.

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2019

Feb

Bebe Rexha Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Bebe Rexha annoys me…because she’s a fat chick who always wanted to be famous, who wrote songs for the famous and was successful at it, but instead of just continuing that shit, she threw herself into the mix, where that she decided to be the star on her own…pretty fucking self involved and bold if you ask me…it’s that narcissism that fuels the world and social media…it’s the actual meaning of the #metoo movement…in that they watch a TV show or a movie or a singer and say that can be #metoo…throw in her having written the song and there’s no stopping her run to the top, or maybe it’s a slow jog, cuz she’s fat…and with fat comes tits….

So along with Dua Lipa and Rita Ora..she’s the latest Albanian to trick America into liking them and their tits….

Wild.

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2019

Feb

Amber Heard See Through of the Day

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Here is Amber Heard showing you her skills to trap a rich man….you know, not keen on ever working a real job, but keen on doing whatever it takes to work it for a rich dude, because if you know sugar babies, the amount of effort that has to go into their pervert rich, needy and demanding men is massive, you’d think “shit, if you got a job and put the same effort in, you’d be rich as fuck for yourself”…and I guess Amber Heard, like Melania Trump, who had a career before they got into rich dudes, even though they were probably always into rich dudes…but that career was just great positioning to get her to more rich guys…her true fetish and passion….

This sheer top is not surprising, because before Johnny Depp, she was slutty and that kind of shit was her angle…you know a trashy b lister, who is only famous cuz of who she married….

Good hustle, I guess….watching a bitch churn butter like some kind of fucking Farmer’s Daughter you know is just playing it up so rich guys think she’s a farmer’s daughter they are saving, when really she’s a soulless demon….trying to Black Widow them….cuz that’s how acting works…or where she learned her acting skills…via manipulating dudes to give her shit she wanted.

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2019

Feb

Ariel Winter Erotica of the Day

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Ariel Winter has been pretty fucking fat the last few years, but she managed to step it up and thin the fuck down for her employers who probably didn’t like that she was getting fat, even if fat was in, it’s not the angle they want to play, even though fat girls get paid…

She has thinned out….I will give her that….using trainers and probably some self discipline so that she doesn’t eat the whole fucking craft services table….because like a college girl on her first Semester she’s got access to eat anything she wants anytime and it’s hard to maintain that hot fit body…

I still think she looks like a troll with big tits for someone who has had a breast reduction at 16…but seeing her neck when she was previously neckless is a great improvement and remember to choose health to jack off to….alienate the fat chicks like we are supposed to…celebrate the fitter versions of themselves to encourage them to get more fit. Right.

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2019

Feb

Heidi Klum Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Recently engaged for the 12th time – Heidi Klum – brought out her tits to some AIDS event, because AIDS is no longer a death sentence. It is no longer illegal to give AIDS to someone knowingly….it’s like my body my right to disclose what I want to disclose to people…which is great in an era of everyone fucking no condom…and everyone being self involved cunts….

Well…that doesn’t mean that celebs don’t need to do AIDS events to raise money for AIDS to help the AIDS babies around the world…death sentence or not…

It doesn’t mean HEIDI can’t bring out huge cleavage tits to celebrate that she didn’t get AIDS from her AFRICAN…or maybe she did…we wouldn’t know..it’s not a death sentenc anymore…but I assume it is tits to get the perverts riled up and ready to fuck low grade cheap hooker pussy cuz it is all we can get and afford – so take these tits into your weekend and let them inspire you to make bad decisions with questionable women…getting AIDS like Heidi wants you to….and maybe if you do get the AIDS you can make a wish foundation that shit and end up as one of her special guests next year…seeing these tits in person….so you better start cutting up your dick, sharing needles, finding real gutter addict trash to get up inside otherwise this plan won’t work.

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2019

Feb

Becky G Tits In Paper Magazine of the Day

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Becky G has a stupid name. It’s like when you were in High School at there were two dudes named Jorge, Jorge S and Jorge M, you get what I am saying…it’s time to grow the fuck up and use your real name…your actual name…your big girl name…which is GOMEZ….

She’s a youtuber, with a huge latin audience, who opened for Fifth Harmony which is some manufactured girl band…and she’s famous as fuck, because there are a lot of latins. Many latins. Latin population HUGE…that is why your government wants to build that all….and deal with the whole airplane and road thing after that wall…to keep them out…despite them being the only people that actually work in your country…cuz white people are all fucking lazy and entitled while the immigrants, like immigrants for generations before them, want the good life and slave for the good life…

Well…that’s about all I have to say about these pics of BECKY G – other than…Why the fuck did I just post these? Confuses me even.