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2019

10

Jan

Rachel Cook Nude Photoshoot of the Day

I guess there is life after She’s All That….circa 1999…that tells a great story about a social outcast becoming popular just by letting her hair down and taking off her glasses….a lesson that evolved into Social Media….where everyone is a whore, even the ugly chicks…

So despite being 50 fucking years old…Rachael Leigh Cook….gets nude for shitty photoshoots that don’t matter..but when you’re Rachael Leigh Cook does it even need to matter, you’re in the tail end of your career and you might as well put it all out there…

Unless this Rachael Leigh Cook….is not Rachael Leigh Cook….but someone riding Rachael Leigh Cook’s super A-List name you haven’t heard since 1999.

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2019

10

Jan

Ashley Graham Getting Wet of the Day

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Fat Ashley Graham who clearly ate too many Graham crackers…who should change her name to S’MORES, because she’s married to a chocolate dude who drops his Marshmellow up in her fat white cracker ass…that has managed to polarize being a monster and make a lot of money being that monster…it’s like if King Kong was a real story and the masses came to check out his show…buying tickets and merch and all….only she’s far less interesting…and is instead just a big girl in a time where the media needs a big girl to seem less garbage and disgusting than they are….

And here is her ass in tight pants

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2019

10

Jan

Wild Mom and her Dick Cake and Other Videos of the Day

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Barebreasted Protesters

Sex Crime of the Day

Tranny at the Party

Crossing the Street While Surfing the Net Bro

Boys on Scooter Selfie Into a Cow…

Man Brings Dead Raccoon into McDonalds….

Austrailan Minister VS Dead Fish

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You gotta wonder what the kids are sexting each other these days, when the images we’d consider sexting just 8 years ago, are publicly posted on their Instagram feed. There must be pissing and shitting and object insertion you only see on the fetish sites being produced by girls around the world who have normal jobs or are still in school…and that is crazy…I remember a time you could barely convince a girl to get naked for a Polaroid and I’d have to wait until she was sleeping to document our time together. Now they shit is everywhere.

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There will be no host for the Oscars This Year
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Cop Screams for her Life as Suspected Murderer Pulls Gun…
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Margot Robbie is an Overrated Whore
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Guy Treats Girlfriend as a Slave
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Selling Fake Food is a 90 Million Dollar Business in Japan
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Lili Reinhart is Back on Instagram….cuz all these whores come back to instagram…
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Dust Storm in Australia
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The Model Behind the MEME – FIJI Water Stunt
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2019

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about instagram is that it is the new back pages and you don’t even be rich to find slutty girl that wants to be famous – since everyone wants to be famous….the sex workers are your oyster….you can stick your dick in for cheap….not all the sex workers are for the rich!!

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Jamie Foxx Fucks Instagram Sluts
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Ambrosio Bikini
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Kendall Jenner – Doesn’t Use Proactiv
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Bella Thorne Nipples in a Tight Shirt
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Blanca Blanco – Nipples
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Woman VS Bus…
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This Botched Ass Implants is Terrible…and AMazing
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Fiji Gets Free Ads from Jamie Lee Curtis
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Man Caught on Camera Licking a Doorbell for 3 Hours…
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Rebeeca Scott Dynamite Slut
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Lottie Moss Nipples
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Rogue Camels
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Angry Dad of the Day
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Pretty Fucking Ugly Celebs at an Event
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Gross See Through
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Surprise Fancy KFC Meal
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The Robot Bartender
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Who Cares About Kevin Hart’s Hate for Gays
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Pepper Sprayed and Arrested
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Hulk Hogan’s Tribute to Mean Gene Okerlund
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Really Expensive Divorce.
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The Best Gang Name Ever
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Padma’s Fat Tits in a Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale Leggings
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Lohan in a White Dress
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Behati Prinsloo Bikini
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Miss Universe Legs
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Some Crazy Name Spread in a Bikini
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Maria Mitchell Cleavage
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Sailor Brinkley Not Hot in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde in a Dress
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Joan Smalls in a Bikini
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Sophia Bush in a Dress
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Reddit Amateur – Exhibitionist – Slayerhotwife
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Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Edessa’s Awesome Ass
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Nina Hot and Naked
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Amateur of the Day
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Big Fucking Naturals
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Artsy Amateurs
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Enema of the Day
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Sex Position of the Day – REPS
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Another Dick on the Wall
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Kimiko Naked Asian
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Blonde Nimfa….Pussy
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Two Naked Chicks TOgether
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Barbie Oiling Up…
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Deodrant Fetish
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Skye Blue Pussy
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I Love these Huge Tits
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The Boner Collector
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Sex Moves of the Day Side Winder
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Drunk Slut of the Day
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Wet Pussy on the Sex Vacation
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Lesbo Gets Fingers Wet
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Garbage Day!!!!
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Crazy Cam Whore Compilation
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2019

09

Jan

Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is the single most important entitled celebrity rich kid who is riding her parent’s fame in both continents that they are from…because Lily Rose Depp is hot and I am not a Johnny Depp or whoever the fuck her mom is fan…I just like what I am looking at…and believe that if anyone can ride a last name, it’s Lily Rose, since acting really requires zero fucking talent or skill, you just need to show up on set and read off one line at a time…

I don’t expect much out of her hipster, edgy, art scene ways….she’s still a coddled, sheltered idiot….but I do expect it to look good, so long as she cover up her cankles…those I’m not too keen on…..but that’s just cuz I’m not a body positive kind of guy….I believe imperfections should be circled and corrected if you choose to become famous that’s your duty…otherwise you give kids looking on false hope that anyone can be someone when really it takes luck, or your dad being Johnny Depp…

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2019

09

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is done, been done, still living…in this still famous, always famous, even though fame doesn’t matter, since everyone is famous, or obsessed with getting famous, focused on their own fame to bother noticing someone elses fame, except when that fame is decades old, like it is with J.LO, or the Kardashians, or J.Lo trying to be a Kardashian…to which they focus on and create cultural events around…while all J.Lo wants is people to still jack off to her and to pay for her bullshit music / movies / TV….what can’t this overachieving bitch do….it’s ridiculous.

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2019

09

Jan

Natalie Portman Flashing her Tits of the Day

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Woah…Natalie Portman…simmer the fuck down…

Girl, despite being older, is still Natalie Portman….and after her Star Wars performance, that catered to the nerds, like the real fucking nerds, even though I am sure she had really creepy fans before Star Wars….this type of outfit is a fucking public hazard….

I don’t know if you know nerds, but they don’t get laid often, and when the girls they are obsessed with get slutty, they can’t help by ejaculate all over themselves…

I remember working with a nerd once, it was a sad story, I felt for the loser…but he ended up making millions and probably gets laid all the time now, but at the time…he was just constantly hiding his boner when the sluts in the office rolled through…unable to process what the fuck was going on…and something like this Natalie Portman behavior…would possible kill him….even all these years later….

Natalie Portman…being racy and dangerous….and careless of all the nerd superman underwear she’s likely already ruined cuz they are quicker to the Natalie Portman titty pics than I am….

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2019

09

Jan

Rita Ora is Naked Again of the Day

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Rita Ora just bought a 4 million dollar house in the UK, which I will assume she paid for with her own money, and not Spiderman’s money, which is amazing to me because I don’t think she’s worth much more than 10 dollars a song…

I get that she’s fucked the right people, got a record deal, and that these front holes on the frontlines of pop culture shit get paid…especially when they put as much effort as Rita Ora puts into it….

I remember being in the same room as her once, and having no idea until the college girl I was trying to finger bang let me finger bang her without permission thanks to being distracted by Rita Ora’s presence in the bar……I just assumed she was Kelly Osborne….cuz that’s what she looked like…but I guess with better tits…

Point being, she’s nothing special…but thinks she’s special and is paid like she’s special…and that’s special.

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2019

09

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley is some rich kid, cuz her mom is the plastic bikini whore from the 80s, who used her bikini whoring to get famous as a bikini whore, only to be cycled through rich dudes, from Billy Joel to whoever the “Cook” in her kids last name is….because when you’re hot, or perceived hot by society, you can choose the best rich guy for your lifestyle needs, usually the one who is easiest to manipulate and get what you want out of….

So it’s only natural that she would extend her talent, her skills, her concept of work to her daughter, who I guess she’s trying to give the same life to, despite her daughter already being rich, and being perfectly fine just hanging out at home, but where is the fun in just hanging out, when you can produce bikini content for the internet and possible score jobs that way…you know be a contributing member to society instead of a trust fund kid…build a personal brand instead of a charity that actually does good….

Her brother is Dating Nina Agdal, so they are really deep in this Sports Illustrated nonsense…