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2018

18

Dec

Olivia Munn Hard Nipples of the Day

Remember when Olivia Munn was a fucking leech of a wannabe actress, who tried her best to get famous after years of manipulating nerds on her nerd TV show….before learning she can fuck her way into movie roles…and later blame the producer she fucked for not casting her, calling him a rapist at the height of MeToo to try to be relevant and part of a movement, when we all know what this whore is about….she’s the same kind of person who leaks nudes during the fappening to make it seem like people care about her nudes…when no one does you garbage fuck…she can’t even get cast in the new XMEN, and tries to trick the media into thinking she’s cast, by flying to the filming location and posting content from there…while not even being in the movie…

Desperate…but her nipples are hard.

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2018

18

Dec

Ashley Graham Naked Holding All Her Fat of the Day

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Massive Ashley Graham – the extra large poster woman too big for a poster cuz it would require too many pieces of paper to print her on and that’s not fair to trees….for fat chicks everywhere…

Scamming the world with her fat as fuck antics that don’t involve working out….

The money making, best selling author, guest star on Ellen, fat as fuck, greasy pig selling the fat dream as being a marketable fetish….not only to the black cock she married but to marketers trying to sell to fat people in an era where everyone is fat….

Posting her fetish pics, nudes for black me to cum tribute on, not getting deleted on Instagram even if it is porn, cuz everyone is scared to offend the fat chick….

But it’s really just proof that fat girls cant be hot, even when they pretend to be….

But they can be naked…

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2018

18

Dec

Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

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Irina Shayk may or may not be the hottest mail order bride sex worker to manipulate her way into America…where she turned a bullshit modelling career into an A List baby…with Brad Cooper the soon to be Oscar winner who gave Lady Gaga a chance in her new shitty career as an overhyped actress even though her whole pop artist career was a bullshit act….

The world is retarded…everyone is a robot including Irina Shark the post pregnant mom out there using her skills and uterus to pay the bills cuz when you look as good as she looks it’d be a tragedy if she wasn’t living this life…you know you’d almost feel bad getting lap dances from her at the strip club knowing she’s capable of so much more…sex worker sympathy you get sometimes when even you feel inadequate with your sex worker – like she is too hot for you…which isn’t saying much you loser but it’s saying that some sex workers are too pretty to pay to shit on unless you’re very rich….

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2018

18

Dec

Halsey New Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey is a real fucking troll who has sucked DJ dick hard enough to get famous and now she is out trying to position herself as hot…not that you need to be hot to suck DJ dick hard enough to get a vocal track on one of their songs…DJs fuck some really ugly girls who linger in the VIP room of the super clubs they play at…those groupies just need to be outgoing enough or weird and quirky enough to be marketable…..

Now that she’s famous and has money cuz the world has low standards….and now has money and has decided to become an instagrammer with a set of fake tits or maybe this is photoshopped. I don’t know I have just seen her getting sluttier and sluttier cuz a ho is a ho is ho.

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2018

18

Dec

Lili Reinhart Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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If you are young and on a hit show, that shouldn’t be a hit because it is garbage, but that is a hit, which in TV terms means at least 2000 people watch the nonsense, you need to self promote yourself like all the other young girls of your generation as a slut, it is feminism, it is empowerment, it is being free spirited sexual beings who don’t want to be sexualized, it is the style, the fashions of the time, the porn generation and their hormone in the food tits and asses, that don’t like to fuck unless they sign contracts with their sex partner cuz they are the most uptight exhibitionsists ever….

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2018

18

Dec

Lily Allen Nipples of the Day

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Here’s something none of us needed to see pretty much ever….

An old washed up Lily Allen rich kid with a pop career that lasted a few minutes but enough minutes to become famous…

I didn’t want to see her gross tits a decade ago – and I am not into them now but I bet one of you still jerks off to her smile song and I like to run niche fetish content.

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2018

18

Dec

Miley Cyrus Tits out of the Day

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Miley Cyrus was on Saturday Night Live the other day, I guess it would have been Saturday, and I am only posting it now, what kind of dated blog is this, shit has happened and has been happened for three days which is a decade in the internet world….but here it is…Miley bringing the tits out for Xmas….because Miley likes bringing her tits out…it is her marketing campaign and how she leveraged going from Disney Kid to slutty mainstream pop star people care about….I am just mad she wasn’t diddling herself while giant animatronic reindeer ejaculated neon paint on her anus..the way you’d think her creative direction would go….instead we got racy Hilary Clinton…in the pant suit…and another Miley song…something we don’t need. But she needs to pay her insurance deductible on her burnt out house she is probably expoloiting to get sympathy from all to make more money…tactics!

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2018

18

Dec

Tessa Greiner Hot Instagram Nude Shoot of they Day

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Tessa Greiner is some Canadian, possibly from Toronto, girl getting naked for attention on the social media channels, and who has used her hustle of getting naked to get 73,000 followers which isn’t that much, but in Canadian Terms is the equivalent of 730,000 followers, since our population is 10% of your population…

I have never met her at the maple syrup igloo party all Canadians attend every spring during the maple harvest….but she exists and looks fucking great.

It’s easy to call out a girl for getting naked to progress her career and get noticed, but it’s hard to hate a girl for getting naked for attention, it’s a naked chick and naked chicks are great, especially when they look as good as Tessa Greiner….any girl who wants easy money, fame, access, solid trips around the world who isn’t getting naked or doing the instagram nudity thing….is a fucking idiot…cuz getting naked is far easier than developing other skills to be compelling…why put the effort into that…when you can just be this…

All This to say….where are her fucking nipples?!!? This is too strategic nude…so conservative and Canadian of her…if she was American, she’d have a 12 inch dildo up in her while pouting her plastic injected tits.

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2018

18

Dec

Maitland Ward Still a Hooker of the Day

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The internet is a weird place that fucks with people on a psychological level in a weird fucking way….from all the hardcore porn a girl sees her boyfriend or husband addicted to, to all the instagram sluts half naked a girl sees her boyfriend or husband interact with on social media, it makes for a place of insecurity and uncertainty….especially when you were on a hit show with your big tits in the 90s….when people cared about you and when you thought you had a chance to be a big star….since no one realizes that they peaked when they are peaking…

So someone like Maitland Ward, forgotten from the masses moves on into the world of social media, with a husband who really wants his girl to be a sex object to get him off, you know porno makes people weird…and a few years later, after cultivating her audience of pervert weirdos, she ends up doing porn for herself, and for her PATREON…making 50k a month…..on the platform the CEO recently came out saying there is no porn on Patreon, only that 90 percent of the money they make come from porn…but they present it better than other people and are fully accepted pornographers…weird.

Maybe she’s doing it for herself, maybe for her husband, maybe for the money or the ego boost she gets now that people care and send her dick pics to show their appreciation…but she’s fat and forty….two things that make for shitty fucking porn…that make me ask…why she didn’t get into porn when it was more of a thing, I mean Jenna Jameson made hundred of millions in porn…not 50k a month, more like 50k a day…cuz porn wasn’t some mainstream thing everyone was doing cuz they are half retard primate perverts….

Cuz this shit right here – right now – makes for some disgusting fucking content.