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2018

05

Dec

Barbara Palvin Wet Bikini Ass is Back of the Day

Barbara Palvin’s comeback tour is the highlight of the Holidays….the Christmas Miracle you should all stare at…because just last year she looked like she had a few too many sugar plums, a few too many sugar cookies, a few too many Turkeys or Tofurkeys, a few too many roasted chestnuts and yule logs, bitch was a fucking fluffy gingerbread man….out of work, back turned on her by the mall brand that sells over priced made in china sweatshop, yeast infection causing panties…because they believe in tough love and having high standards for the pussy they strip down….but she’s back and she’s delivering it…and whether you’re Hungry for Hungary or not Hungry at all…you can appreciate this kind of behavior whether it is well paid, or just doing it for the love of dudes jerking off to her instagram…it’s amazing enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve had lap dances from homeless inuits who haven’t showered in weeks and still been abe to cum….despite low testosterone and overall shitty health….but it’s still great.

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2018

05

Dec

Bebe Rexha Pussy Print of the Day

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I didn’t post these pics of Bebe Rexha, one of the Dua Lipa / Bebe Rexha / Rita Ora – Albanian popstars who get slutty on the internet so people care about them enough to listen to their call to Prayer chants they are genetically programmed to hav based on their Albanian roots…unless Albania is Christian which it could be. I’m not fucking Google or the CIA….I’m not your ask a friend lifeline on Who Wants to be a Millionaire….I’m just a titty blogger looking at tits…

But yes…I didn’t post these pics a few days ago, because I don’t like encouraging fat girls trying to be popstars now that they have proved themselves as successful song writers for other talent….because I feel like it is like encouraging a retard to do a dance in high school assembly for the school to point and laugh….even though we live in an era of fat chick lives mattering and perverts being willing to fuck anything with a pussy…so that when a fatty on the rise even if fat girls prefer to sit….puts her pussy on blast in some weird tight outfit….they get excited instead of disgusted by it…while I am old school and still get disgusted by it…

I’ll post it anyway….cuz that’s the kind of equal rights motherfucker I am….even if I don’t believe it…I still pretend I do on the internet like everyone else on the internet trying to save face rather than letting their TRUE selves out…

Here she is in some tight bodysuit for a music video

And her big tits …

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2018

05

Dec

Lili Reinhart Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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I already did a post on THE NECK from Riverdale….so I figure why not post the other one….Lili Reinhart…who plays Betty the split personality witch who likes S&M, fucking and showing off her tits…

The people at Riverdale have their surprise hit and thy are doing whatever they can to keep up the momentum by putting their shitty stars out there in the media…and it was only a matter of time, based on the current condition of the world, before these girls would fall into the celebrity, the fame…and start putting slutty content out there…you know be edgy, be interesting….because nothing in Hollywood is wholesome or classy…it’s all this trash scrambling to be trashy while cashing the fuck in…

I mean I didn’t really need to see a pantsless Betty in a “Taking a Morning Shit Pose”…but now that I have seen it…I don’t feel better about myself, or the state of the world…but I do think that things are unfurling just the way the internet intended for it…

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2018

05

Dec

Jenna Dewan Abs in Cosmopolitan Magazine of the Day

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Channing Tatum’s dancing ex wife, who was smart enough to lock him in before he was very famous, only to cash in on his success so that while he’s out there with Jesse J from the UK, his new Girlfriend, despite being a queer mail stripper who I am sure fucked his way to the Magic Mike Millions…because Hollywood is a bunch of weirdo rich queer drug addict perverts getting shit done in a Glamourous way that the world looks on with awe not realizing how trash these people are…

Well, she’s out there showing off her stomach that once was a back-up dancer and that now looks like it’s just an instagram slut a bunch of years older, a face that looks ape-like, trying to feel good about herself, doing media even though she doesn’t do anything….other than be a divorcee to some dude who likes to dance….

Point being…they are all a bunch of weirdo rich perverts.

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Posted in:Jenna Dewan|SFW

2018

05

Dec

Riki Lindhome Naked and Getting Fucked for TV of the Day

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I don’t know who Riki Lindhome is….but apparently she’s a serious actor…at least that what these GIFs are telling me…I mean that or a pornographer who hasn’t released the close up penetration videos…she’s building up to that…or maybe this is just her leaked nudes from her cellphone that she put up on Reddit because she wants Riki Lindhome to be a household name, you know to feel like HOME, it even has HOME in it…that’s how committed she is to the cause…I mean that and letting the world see her fake getting fucked with her tits out which makes me question what type of person she really is…I mean to take a paycheck to be like this because she wants to be like this…makes me think she’s a bit of a slut pretending to be an actor…because it is the vessel or conduit in which she can be a slut without taking any responsibility…I get what this is about….I SEE it and her tits…DoggyStyle in the weirdest fucking way…I mean look at that weird dude with his shirt on…he’s fucking creeping me out…

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2018

05

Dec

Camila Mendes Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Camila Mendes has a really thick neck, that makes her almost impossible to look at. You know that neck guy meme everyone had a hard time dealing with, but didn’t have a hard time marginalizing, mocking, making MEMEs out of him, because America is Racist and they like pointing and laughing at the disabled, unless the disabled are Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer in claymation that they can write a term paper on broken down in the form of tweets…

I know Riverdale is a huge hit, a huge success, the biggest deal that the writers clearly had no idea was going to be a hit and last this long, and clearly weren’t prepared for it, and have since gone down some weird Occult storyline, I know because people in this basement apartment insist on watching it every week…and I see “Veronica” the hispanic Veronica…all chubby and FULL of neck and I just can’t handle how fucking gross she is…but lucky for her she’s on a hit show and America is dumb and will make her and her terrible acting and singing a hit….cashing in…..

I didn’t realize she has tits…but tits don’t matter when you can’t see past a terrifying neck.

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2018

05

Dec

Hailey Baldwin Fat Pussy Print of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is not necessarily a fake Christian. I assume she believes her own bullshit. But she’s a pretty fucking slutty party girl Christian who does things that are so unchristian according to me. Like being a vapid egotistical narcissistic cunt who gets paid when the brands can’t afford the Jenners and the Hadids…who no longer needs to get paid because she’s married her viral sensation Bieber without a pre-nup…

When I see her and her many features that look a bit too much like Bieber, which makes sense due to her Narcissm out and about…pussy out in pants…I think she’s pretty fucking garbage and if there was a god he would strike her down for representing all that is wrong with the world…and misrepresenting him along the way….

I don’t see how she plays being good, when this is her life…putting her pussy out there for people to jack off to cuz they Like Stephen Baldwin’s Barney Rubble performance…oh wait, maybe that was Rick Moranis, either way…garbage rich kid being garbage and culturally appropriating god.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW|Uncategorized

2018

05

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty Boots of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is wearing slutty boots. This may not be news that matters. It may not be worth fighting about on facebook and twitter. It may not even be interesting to anyone out there as most people probably don’t even know who Hailee Steinfeld is…unless they are perverts into the True Grit revival, that shit that came out without John Wayne, or the girl from Pitch Perfect who went onto be a popstar….the daughter of a personal trainer in LA, who before the face injections and recent fitness was chubby….sexualizing herself for attention for the press…..but it’s good enough for me to post because I have low standards.

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2018

05

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Still Has Big Tits of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, but like all women, they aren’t giving up easy, even if they have a handful of kids, they come back at us like they never left, like they never turned 30, like their vaginas are intact and the whole thing is fucking weird.

I guess the whole getting paid thing keeps them at it, why not cash in and get money to continue to do pretty much nothing, the most simplistic shit….BUT there’s still something nice about cashing out, disappearing and enjoying the rest of your life without showing your tits to stay relevant…but that getting paid thing keeps their rich boyfriends and husbands thinking they are worth the investment and I guess it’s all just one big lie anyway…and instead of analyzing it in a top level unimportant way..we should just look at the tits…and say “hey tits. I see you tits”….which is really the depth I like to put into things…you know half retarding through life.

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2018

05

Dec

Eden Bristowe & Maria Moller Topless Model You Never Heard of Shoot of the Day

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The site is janky, but we are still updating it, because what the fuck else am I going to do. If you see 502 errors it is because someone is trying to bring us down…but we are still putting up posts in between the downtime…think of it as my Christmas gift to you, because Christmas is coming, the goose and really all women are getting fat, but there are still hot chicks out there and that’s really the only miracle we need.

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