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2018

04

Dec

Babara Palvin Wet T-Shirt Nipples of the Day

Woah Babara Palvin who dates Disney Kids Zach and Cody from the Suite life…has gone from being exploited by the evil underwear brand everyone is mad at cuz they don’t use trannies, at least that is what the media is telling me, to getting fat and lazy on all the food she could finally afford to eat, and that the people at Victoria’s Secret didnt’ realize she was only skinny cuz she was poor and working for them at 18 made her not poor….only to come back to the brand that made her, that literally found her in some Hungarian dumpster and brushed her off so that she exists as a half naked chick….thanks to losing that weight she gained being excited she could afford food…and now she’s got her tits out on social media…all wet and sheer the way TITS are meant to be and it’s makes for a great storyline, biography, career arc, I don’t fucking know what I’d call it…but I like it.

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2018

04

Dec

Alyssa Milano Big Titty Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is still out there, still trying hard to use her tits for attention. Sexualizing herself despite being some annoying voice on social media. Still rocking pervert fans who have loved her since she was a teen on Who’s the Boss, reminding us that celebrity is fuckign strange, because it allows you to secure lifelong fans of your tits, in what would normally be considered criminal, or awkward in the least, but the celebrity can polarize it because they love that people still care, into being some sort of platform to spew their nonsense opinions that don’t matter because they are rich and coddled….when really their audience are dudes jerking off waiting for them to put out content like this…

My favorite thing about Alyssa Milano, besides her trying to be hot tits forward, putting her best tit forward…is going to sound Narcissistic because it’s about me…

She once went at me before blocking me about making fun of her hairy arms..that she has since lasered off because sometimes a little cyberbullying leads a bitch to take some action….and despite being blocked I can still see her tits cuz the internet has those capabilities…and thanks to my own site I started in 2004 because even then SOCIAL MEDIA hated me…I can still point and laugh at a bitch….it’s so empowering.

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2018

04

Dec

Madison Beer Lesbian Titty Tease To Show You She’s a Legit Pop Star and not just Clickbait of the Day

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Here’s Madison Beer showing you hot to transition from child with tits on Youtube perverts masturbated to so many times she made YOUTUBE money and used her subscriber base to sign a record deal….

Transitioning from girl exploited by her mom, taken out of school to commit to the cause, follow that YOUTUBE money dreams to get that record deal…

To becoming an actual touring popstar who has been at it for 10 years, even tough she’s like 20, getting all that paparazzi attention her her tits, cuz more than just her Youtube pervert subscribers like hr tits…and she’s working at doing what Rita Ora did by getting her tits out there to as many people as possible that eventually they will listen to her shit music.

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2018

04

Dec

Malin Ackerman Wedding Panty Flash of the Day

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Malin Ackerman got married on the beach and flashed the people / paparazzi her panties to let them know what they won’t be getting any of – cuz it now belongs to this dude – only she did it in the worst way – since the panty flash wasn’t a labia flash and I’m far too literal, I blame autism that is not diagnosed, and need a fucking arrow pointed at her spread vagina with a NEON sign saying “Taken for Now”…cuz all these idiots are flimsy and cheat on each other and really desecrate the sanctity of marriage because they’ve repurposed the idea of marriage into some weird roommate situation where each party is equal and there is no power dynamic, or traditional gender roles to keep things the way they are supposed to be…I guess it goes hand in hand with the whole emasculating of the American Male where vaginas are growing everywhere Penis once was….with open marriages and cuckolding…making this more of a lesbian gay marriage than anything….

But SHE IS FLASHING panty and that’s good.

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2018

04

Dec

Elsa Hosk is a Naughty Panty Model of the Day

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Have I posted these Elsa Hosk pictures before?

Not that I know of.

So here they are…

Making Victoria’s Secret Great Again, despite all the hate they are getting for not featuring trans models…like why would they…they don’t sell TUCK tape…that these liberal social justice idiots blame for their earning dropping 40 percent…without thinking for a second that maybe Victoria’s Secret as a whole, despite no trannies, is a dated fucking concept and the mall brand store can’t support the high rents they pay, when people are buying their underwear off instagram from unknown brands…you can only keep the life of 4 dollar panties from China for 40 dollars for so long….

It’s got nothing to do with Trannies and everything to do with sucking as a whole….

So stop thinking sales reflect them being unrelateable cuz they don’t use fat chicks or chicks with dicks…

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2018

04

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan got her amazing tits out for Paper Magazine, because despite what Arianna Grande thinks, Lohan is still fucking amazing, relevant, has the capacity to go viral and was clearly left out of Bootleg Grande’s video I didn’t watch, but that I know was Mean Girls Themed, and that her PR team emailed hit over 1 billion views in 4 days breaking some kind of record, because it was Mean Girls themed and thus relevant, and Mean Girls is only relevant cuz of Lohan, bringing this back full circle to that if Lohan was in the video, no one would even notice the bootleg Disney Kid who has been trying to be as relevant as Lohan for ever, but has only achieved on terror attack and one ex boyfriend who killed himself…

I believe Lohan is my spirit animal that is connected to my soul – despite not really paying attention to her or her accents her crazy ass has….but I do support all she does with her tits out…cuz they are great tits…and are likely the reason I think of her as my spirit animal connected to my soul….

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2018

04

Dec

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is still posting bikini pics – in the event you were one of those Elizabeth Hurley fans because you just can’t get enough Austin Powers…her biggest moment….

Speaking of Austin Powers, I am a slob and not very good at managing pretty much anything, so I was looking through a box and saw a DVD RENTAL BOX from 2001, when DVDs were a thing and it was Austin Powers..the Liz Hurley One…and I hate that kind of comedy and don’t even remember seeing that video – but here it is in my possession…maybe it was left behind by a crackwhore or maybe I am blocking out the day I robbed a videostore of their worst movie ever…but I can say with confidence that if I do have that DVD, it has likely been jerked off to, whether I remember or not…and the target of that jerking off was likely these tits….30 fucking years ago…but for some reason still looking very similar…weird muppets everywhere.

Here is some weird beauty cream thing she posted…

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2018

04

Dec

Jodie Meth Sweetin Big Old Tits in Some Fetish Shoot of the Day

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Jodie Sweetin is in a Holiday Special, because nothing says Holiday like a child start turned Meth Addict, who comes back to acting thanks to cleaning up the meth, throwing out the crackpipe, and being given new life from the kind people at NETFLIX….

And nothing says, let’s self promote our show, that doing some really bootleg photoshoot with what must be an amateur pornographer trying to get into the Mall Boudoir space, like whatever the fuck this is…

I am not hating on the pics or the photographer, but it does have a bit of a weird fucking vibe for someone on media tour for a Christmas movie…and that may just be me thinking that TITS and Christmas don’t go together even though all I want for Christmas and any miracle Christmas Miracle that’s ever happened to me has involved tits…so maybe it all makes sense in the end…

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2018

04

Dec

Amber Heard Nipple Slip of the Day

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Amber Heard’s nipples are hard, she could be cold, she could be crying for attention in efforts to be remembered for more than the disloyal garbage wife who didn’t adhere to her vows as wife, while becoming a wife was clearly just a business decision for her, and one that destroyed a legend in the Film industry….

Or maybe she’s excited, a little nipon like a woman’s hard on, horny cuz the dude she fucks showed her his bank statements and she figured out how she’s going to rape him of all his money, dignity and soul…as she likes to do because she’s a Black Widow opportunist who does big things and important things…while remaining fucking trash to me.

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2018

04

Dec

Isabella Manderson is Great of the Day

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I don’t know who this Isabella Manderson girl is, but I am thinking she may be from Canada…and I am from Canada, so maybe if the general public wasn’t so scared of me, I’ll get invited back to the Igloo party where all of Canada meet at Jim’s Igloo and have some beers and smoke some legal weeds and drink some Tim Hortons, before wrestling some beaver…you know the whole country comes together that one day and it’s great…and maybe Isabella Manderson will be there – unless she’s taking her too cool for everything, hipster look, in her hipster panties, showing her hipster body too the big leagues and has no time for old friends…

That said, I have no idea if Isabella Manderson is Canadian, I saw a Canada Day post on her instagram and she looks like every girl in Toronto’s Parkdale looks, all strategic quirky so I’ll buy into that storyline, making it local, Canada Pride content…an attainable dream.

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