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2018

03

Dec

Jaime King Naked on Instagram of the Day

Here’s a where are they now – the heroin addicted model who you may have jerked off to in the 90s cuz she had big tits on her small frame and did artistic nudes because it was th time to be naked especially when all jacked up on opiates…

She survived her heroin chic era, her boyfriend at the time didn’t, but then she went on to have other boyfriends and live a full life that is probably annoying to be around, because if you know ex opiate addicts, you know they never shut up about opiates, and if you know celebrity model bitches, you know they never shut up in general, because they are so into themselves and think the world is into them also, and can’t get enough of themselves…

But now she’s putting up nudes on Instagram like it was the 90s, and not like it’s now, when she is 90…and there’s nothing wrong with adding a little tit we’ve seen before in our lives.

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2018

03

Dec

Chloe Grace Moretz Fat Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t know what Chloe Grace Moretz looks like the cat lady…all muppet like – but I will assume it is from the face injections….

I do know why Chloe Grace Moretz’s vagina is exposed in her leggings and that is because her vagina is hungry, or meaty, or her pants are too tight….you see how that works, like a scientist who spends his day in a lab analyzing things that may lead to the cure of cancer or some other revolutionary change…I look at a pussy in a pair of leggings and ask the tough questions like WHY….

Not all heroes save lives motherfuckers, some just look at the anatomy that makes lives after she’s had too many abortions to have another one…I am that hero.

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2018

03

Dec

Eugenie Bouchard Still Trying to Be Hot of the Day

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You give a bitch an instagram and she forgets that she’s a star tennis player who makes a lot of money, and decides she’s fit and can be half naked on social media just like the other whores, despite being a star tennis player with lots of money, and reduces herself to that half naked girl just having a good time…

This generation of girl, no matter what she does, what her background is, how much she makes…can’t help but strip down for social media…it’s like a cultural phenom, maybe from growing up watching porn or other whores make it in the world being half naked…it’s like all the judgemental girls who would get mad back in high school at the girl who got all the boys’ attention dressing half naked…have decided that they too can be half naked and get attention too….

It’s like switch was flipped with the cellphone and social media, that made being the slutty slut in the room the norm…and if you’re not getting half naked, you ain’t shit.

Pretty good zeitgeist to be a part of as a pervert observer…it’s way better than when Furbies were mainstream….or Beanie Babies…

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2018

03

Dec

Ashley Benson Flashes her Ass of the Day

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I thought Ashley Benson was a lesbian, she was fake dating Cara Delvingne and they were fake wearing wedding rings because I guess both had fallen off in relevance…and no one gave a fuck about them as individuals…so them as a unit became more interesting for tabloid fodder…

But here she is with some queer named Isaac, who is eating off her bathing suit, her pussy that hasn’t been fucked by a dick in a while, but that I can assume has been fisted a few times, I’ve seen lesbian porn and they really like to take advantage of their small hands when it comes to filling a bitch and massaging her cervix…

I will say, this is the best we’ve seen her, maybe Delevingne has her on a starvation diet or fitness routine, cuz no one likes a fat bitch…unless a skinny bitch who wants to look skinnier next to her, but not when she’s too fat…cuz that’s just gross and hard to bury your face into…

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2018

03

Dec

Katharine McPhee Bikini Dance of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is dancing in a bikini, because this is what winning at life looks like…

The girl, who has a rumored voice of an angel in song, has managed to take her fat tits from American idol, where she launched her career, to some acting that she probably made good money on, to dating a 75 year old man, which isn’t so bad, cuz he doesn’t look 75 and because he’s a fucking legend in music, and in bed according to Gigi Hadid’s mom, the zombie he fucked before McPhee….probably back when he didn’t need Testosterone shots and viagra to get hard, in some rich LA David Foster Canadian taking over the world…one pussy at a time…

The interesting thing about Katharine McPhee is that when her phone got hacked and her nudes got leaked…one set of pics was a pussy after a labia reduction surgery that you know she was taking to send to the doctor and as vile as that is…at least her pussy lips aren’t flapping in the wind….or as David Foster likes to call it…the Earth Wind and Fire who he produced in the 80s. ….

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2018

03

Dec

Daria Mikolajczak Nude of the Day

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Daria Mikolajczak seems like a good time, and I am not just saying that because these are in Black and White and nothing says FUN like when the color is sucked out of digital images for a dramatic effect, I am saying this cuz she’s naked.

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2018

03

Dec

Paige Jimenez Nipple of the Day

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Paige is not a famous model from instagram, but she’s taking the right steps as far as I’m concerned in terms of doing what it takes to be as relevant as possible…

She has apparently booked campaigns for FILA and Forever21, I don’t know if that is true or not, but she has also been on contestant on Master Chef, because I guess she’s a Master Chef, or maybe she’s just a clever troll who knows to get as much visibility as possible to get noticed…

Which is probably why her instagram content is various half naked photoshoots, where she shows off her 5 foot 7 body and her 32 C tits…at least those are the stats on her modeling agency site…I GOOGLED her…because I feel it is important to know and encourage girls who do content like this…tits out…she’s even got a reddit devoted to her half nakedness…

As a reference point….She posts shit like this on instagram…

This is some unrelated but equally amazing shoot involving some nipple.

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2018

03

Dec

Torrie Wilson Bikini of the Day

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Hey Wrestling fans, just because you pretend to like the girls the WWE have used like they were contract porn stars, to give you a little girl on girl wrestling action, despite the girls looking like low level strippers, all trashy as fuck, you know almost disgusting to look at, like their vagina juice smells sour from all the things they had to do before being cast by WWE….

Doesn’t mean you’re not a queer who likes half naked grown men playing make-belief while humping each other…

So whether this Torrie Wilson in a bikini speaks to your younger self who found homosexuality through WWE, or whether it reminds you of when you diverted your homosexual thoughts, because it is a choice you know….you will appreciate knowing she still gets in bikinis for the internet…and the fans…

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2018

03

Dec

JoJo Levesque Titty Flash of the Day

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JoJo Levesque the child star who fell off the map, turned irrelevant, despite all the dudes loving to jerk off to her as the jailbait she was at the peak of her success…has slowly been making a comeback, dabbling and experimenting with social media, fully embraced by the gay scene, which I guess is the mainstream now that everyone is gay, who grew up with her and love that she was in at least on Disney style movie at one point in her life, while making shitty unmemorable songs…you know with social media…you can follow all the things you were into in an era before social media…reminding these people they are not forgotten and allowing them to flash their titties…to let you know…they care.

She’s really into her tits ya’ know…

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2018

03

Dec

Kennedi Ireland Nude of the Day

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Kennedi Ireland could be Kathy Ireland’s daughter, or she could just pretend she is when trying to become a model, because Kathy Ireland is a fucking legend…

Or maybe she is a Kenndey, you know they are America’s Royal family, one of them even banged Taylor Swift….besides America’s actual Royal…that bitch from Deal or No Deal….who fucked her way into the Royal Family…in some fairytale story I assume involves being great in bed and a trained sugar baby….

I have never heard of this Kennedi – but she’s got a skinny hot model body – so pay attention to her and help her reach more than 5,000 followers on Instagram….because we all know instagram models run this model shit because brands care about following more than they care about hotness….

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