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2018

03

Dec

Gigi Hadid Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Gigi Hadid is far more interesting when her tits are out….and even then..she’s not very interesting at all…

I just see laziness, even if she works all day at her model career, it’s not hard work at all. It’s just some entitled rich kid with a deep voice not taking her resources or her ability to actually made a difference and instead put focus on herself, like a narcissist.

She’s not funding cancer research or helping anyone…she’s just cheesy posing like a fucking asshole to a bunch of other assholes who think she’s relevant for whatever fucking reason and because of that give her work….she’s a fucking viral video, like a kardashian, that people can’t figure out was meant to be a one hit wonder, but instead keeps doing shit cuz it’s easier than finding another viral sensation to milk….

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2018

03

Dec

Tree Fucker and Other Videos of the Day

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Earthquake VS Alaska

Topless Models in China

Man Loses Hair on Ride

Dude Watchign Porn at the Train Station

Naked Boyfriend Jumps Out Window

Road Rage IDiots

Keying the LAMBO

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about being unemployed is that I get to spend my days updating this site for you. You know so that we get to spend some time together, exchanging some ideas by you ignoring me and pretending I don’t exist, and expanding our minds and collectively humanity….as this is evolution…right here…right now…our DNA changing in increments to go onto the next generation by pushing our minds while staring at tits…magic really…isn’t it….to know that we are all doing our part for our species…and the betterment of man….by pushing ourselves daily to absorb as much fluffy nonsense from pop culture as possible…making the most of our lives that will account for 1/3000th of the time humanity has existed, 1/20,000th of the time the earth has existed, in our Galaxy of billions of planets and solar systems of billions of galaxies….

Stop what you are doing, embrace that you don’t matter and chill out and enjoy the ride because why bother pushing yourself…to have nice things, houses, cars? That’s all bullshit…when what really matters is looking at tits.

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Everything Streaming – I Think I Posted This
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Cliff Jump Fail
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Megan Fox is Making Archeology Great Again….
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Body Builder VS School Kid Arm Wrestle
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Elsa Hosk Out in a Thong
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Emily Blunt – Disney Titties
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Natalie Portman Titties at an Evnt…
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Channing Tatum Admits Amandy Bynes Got Him His Big Break
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Gwen Stefani Upskirt
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Megan Fox Nip Slip
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Alaska Earthquate…
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Casket Sluts For Christmas….
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Tan Line Girl Tan LINES While she Strips…
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Lady Gaga Takes Back Calling Katy Perry mean
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Mariah Carey Doesn’t Make her Kids Wear Seatbelts….
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LOL – Cop Wo Raped a Retard……WTF.
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White Liberals Dumb Themselves Down When They Speak to Black People
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2018

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It does amaze me that every time I get on twitter, because I’ve ben tweeting, I figure my best hope to get internet famous is on Twitter, even though no one uses twitters, and I’ve tweeted over 100,000 times and no one has noticed….but it does amaze me when I see Americans fighting with each other…not realizing how amazing the country they live in is…going at each other like a bunch of fucking babies…when you live in a land of opportunity…you can become famous for being good at something, famous for being bad at someting, brands have huge budgets, there is food availabl everywhere…the weather is nice in the southern side of the state, you have great landscapes, picture opportunities, no wonder everyone who isn’t American wants to go to America and try to make it…or be part of it…..but you actual americans are too busy fucking whining to even realize how great a place you live and how the world is your oyster you hick fucks….

So instead you complain on the internet about men, about inclusion, about how Christmas Movies are offensive, how Rudolph is a Marginalized person with homophobic undertones….or you complain about people complimenting you without consent because compliments are rape….all while living in an amazing place…

Grow the fuck up you fucking babies…

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Guess Who Megan Fox Fucked
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Playboy Model Assault
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RIP ROCKY
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The Hottest of Stella Maxwell
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Payless Trolled a lot of Bullshit Influencers…..
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Man Stuck in Crane Fail
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Naked Cara Delevingne as Gollum
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Ariana Grande’s New Music Video
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Dakotah Johnson is Ugly
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The Nasty Clermont Twins are in Some Nicki Minaj Slut Video
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Jeff Ross’ Most Savage Moments
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Train Crashes into a Car in Mexico
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Bikini model on the Beach
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Miley in a Thong
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Everything Streaming….
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50 Cent Wants His Kids Hit by a Bus
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Dude Breaks Neck in Home Workout
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Sarah Hyland Groupies on Emrata with her Gay BF and her Tits
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Ozzy Almost Died from a Bad Manicure
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Some Bitch Named Rachel with Big Tits
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Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins You Perverts
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Lady Gaga in a Sheer Dress
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Megan Fox Old hag
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Alyssa Milano Big Old Tits
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Paris Hilton – Old Trash Won’t Die – It Takes Years To Biodegrade
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Madison Beer in Public
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Madison Beer in a Lingerie Outfit
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Miranda Kerr is Slutty in a Magazine –
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Joanna Krupa Famous in Poland
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Ariel Winter – Less fat
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Bitch in a Bikini
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Rita Ora Tits in Some Formal Slut Gear
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Public Fingerbang with Unexpected Finish
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Happy Shower Girl with her Great Tits
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Naked Girl in the Shower
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Jayla Naked on the Beach
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EMo Chick Takes a Bath Naked
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Hot Blondie Does a Dance Routine we Like
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Really Huge Fucking Tits on a Skinny Girl
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Girl Plays With her Titty Piercings
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Hot Girl Who Should be More Famous
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Blondie in Underwear VS Frozen Lake
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Hair Dye Allergic Reaction
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Girl with an Amazing Body Getting Down and Dirty
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Dickrider Dance
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2018

30

Nov

Britney Spears Bikini Dance of the Day

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I figure I should leave the week on a high note and that high note is brought to you by someone who may not be able to hit a high note, she is Britney Spears and doesn’t need to hit any note, she just needs to show off that personal trainer fucking body in a bikini to make us all forget about her all the meds and hard living in the prison her mooch parents have her locked in, you know screaming for help but having no one hear or help her out….they are too star struck and into posting shit like her in her bikini without realizing it’s a cry for help….we just assume she’s Britney and thus she’s going to be ok…because we are just as bad as her immediate circle that don’t want to disrupt the gravy train….not caring about a puppet used by her parents as an earner….but instead only caring about her tits in a bikini…because they are amazing.

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

30

Nov

Emma Stone is Naked in her New Movie of the Day

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Emma Stone is Naked in her New Movie
Emma Stone is Naked in her New Movie
Emma Stone is Naked in her New Movie
Emma Stone is Naked in her New Movie

You probably already knew this, because you are an Emma Stone fan, they’ve gotta be out there, they’ve gotta exist….even if I think that kind of FANDOM or STAN-DOM because I learned that the kids call it STAN when you’re a super fan because of the Eminem song I guess…

Well…Emma Stone’s mouth repulses me. Her Oscar was a lie. That Lala Land shit was the worst pile of shit to ever happen and she was zero compelling in it playing the fame whore cunt she once was….

Am I glad I get to see Emma Stone’s tits, sure, it distracts me from her face…but it is not exciting and should not be treated like it is by you fucking perverts.

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2018

30

Nov

Amber Rose Nipples for Galore Magazine of the Day

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Amber Rose the whore we appreciate because she doesn’t pretend she’s not a whore, or like Iggy Azalea, pretend that she is a whore when she’s just culturally appropriating whores…

It’s like she was a sex worker who hustled well and got to a point where she’s a personal brand of her own…that Kim Kardashian pretends to hate….for part of her bullshit storylines designed to get clicks….

So here she is in a hipster mag with her new reduced tits….exposed the way she used to get 20 dollars a song for….all romantic-like…I wonder what her slow song she danced to was….I mean I don’t actually care…but I appreciate the tits.

Amber Rose Topless Nipples for Galore Magazine

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2018

30

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel, such an artist who deserves to be taken seriously, in more ways that you perverts take her seriously. Typical dudes, objectifying women, doing what they do for a higher purpose…like inspirational ART…whatever the fuck ART is….and you reduce her down to just a set of tits….assholes…toxic masculine assholes…

I apprecaite her WINNIE HARLOW impression with the cowhide two tone face…so edgy and daring…like that time that cunt Anne Hathaway shaved her head in Les Mis and the Academy confused that for acting talent….

RIght?

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2018

30

Nov

Kristen Stewart and Chloe Sevigny are Naked Axe Murderers of the Day

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Kristen Stewart, the lesbian, who I guess is trying to be as serious about acting as she is about being a lesbian….have you seen her lesbian haircut? It’s almost convincing…and her lesbian Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend…who dudes jack off to and who walks around half naked for dudes….when lesbians typically date manly bitches, not bitches who sexualize themselves to me….has her tits out in a movie….

We like tits out in movies.

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Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|Kristen Stewart

2018

30

Nov

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Mariah Carey is Christmas, if Christmas was a mentally unstable, rich as fuck, egotistical bitch with fat tits….who fucked her way into celebrity…thanks to her voice of an angel….that has inspired even the most Jewish person to get a Christmas tree installed in the Florida winter home, because she’s just that compelling of an artist….

As someone who loves tits and Christmas, how could I not appreciate Mariah Carey all photoshopped to shit.

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