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2018

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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One of the saddest thing about running this site – is when no one listens to me, despite my trendsetting capabilities, you know being a homeless broke ass angry drunk Mexcian pushing 50 wearing soiled pants….exactly what you’d expect the mastermind behind the fashion industry to be….

So when I proposed a new trend that I wanted see take over the social media….Cervix Jerlry…I hoped girls would jump on it like it was an IUD so dudes can cum in them…and bust out the gynecological equipment to get a proper spread to show off their inner SPARKLE….

It should be the only accessory any of us are into…..

YET IT HAS NOT HAPPENED YET…

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Judge Judy Makes More Money than the Lesbian
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Neck Guy is Fighting
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Megan Fox VS Lara Croft…
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Amanda Seyfried’s Tribute to her Husband / baby Daddy
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Miami Thong Girl
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Paris Hilton Brought Herself to Some daytime Shitty TV
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Slutty Models in NYC Being Slutty
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Class Evacuated by MAGA Hat
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Cara Delevingne Huge Cleavage – Where did Those Come From?
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Megan Fox in a Pant Suit…
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Mila Kunis is Out in Jeans
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Three Things only a Desperate Man Would Fuck
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2018

Nov

Dakota Fanning Cleavage Shot of the Day

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Here’s Dakota Fanning for the perverts…some little child star titties in a sports bra for social media attention….like a social media / instagram whore..

Not that Dakota Fanning is a whore, but in ways she could be seen as one, with the whole parents pimping her out, which could very well mean her career as a whole was one of prostitution…that prepared her to tackle the simplicity of the simple minded audience on social media…finding porno in the simplest things life has to offer…like working out, or eating, or spreading out in your underwear in your bed for the fans…

The world is crazy.

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2018

Nov

Amber Rose Titty Flash of the Day

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The nice thing about Amber Rose is that we all know she was a sex worker before being a hugely followed rapper wife….She was the stripper Kanye Dated, that was thrown into the world of entertainment with her vagina…but she never pretended she wasn’t a stripper or sex worker…or that she wasn’t on some hustle…

So now, she’s out there showing her tits, because that’s who she is and has always been, she just has a bigger audience, and the singles being thrown at her are more like people buying into products she is selling, or brands giving her money for instagram posts…rather than spreading her ass on a pole…she can pull out her rebuilt breast reduced tits on her instagram story…and for some reason, it feels more sincere than all these other women basically stepping on her toes and stealing her hustle for their game…the fakes. The hacks…while Amber Rose is a legit ho.

Here she is with some dude in her sweatpants showing off her fat ass…

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2018

Nov

Nicki Minaj Gross Diabetic Fat Ass of the Day

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I think the general philosophy of the site is that the nice thing about the state of the world being so porned up and porno influenced – is that everyday idiots who you know are sluts in their core because they want attention so bad – get to be the sluts they want to be – without much judgement from their peers because people find it awesome….in another era, they would be hexed and called the spawn of the devil…but no it’s a “at least she’s not taking three huge cocks down her throat to pay her rent”……

So they get to produce their own clickbait being sluts….or in Nicki Minaj’s case…she took an acting student given the chance to be a popstar and channeled some Lil Kim idea of what a black rapper should be….even though she was educated and raised in a good home…and now she’s this fake ass showing pig of a human…instead of being that fat girl with a dream she once was…..

Either way, she’s still fat, disgusting, and probably diabetic and this is her ass doing promo the way you’d expect a whore to do promo…only she’s a popstar…which I guess isn’t much different these days….

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2018

Nov

Dove Cameron Slutty of the Day

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She is a 22 year old…an American actress and singer, known for playing a dual role as the eponymous characters in the Disney Channel teen sitcom Liv and Maddie (2013-2017) and playing Mal, in the films Descendants (2015) and the sequel Descendants 2 (2017)…

Solid…some “the more you know the less it matters shit…because all we care about is the tits.

She’s playing CHER in some Clueless Musical that probably should have never happened…and looks like more of a fetish version of Alicia Silverstone…

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2018

Nov

Tracee Ellis Ross in a Bikni – Unfortunately – of the Day

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Here’s a case of her mom is rich and famous, thus she is spoiled and entitled, and the world sucks her dick, her shoulder makes me think she’s got, you know the kind of girl raised in some Mommy Dearest perverted situation cuz Diana Ross wanted a daughter and thus made one from whatever unfortunately crawled out of her cunt…

Posting up a bikini – bold.

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2018

Nov

Rita Ora’s Nipples of the Day

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I wrote that Rita Ora had a birthday, she’s claiming to be 28 years old, even though she looks 40 thanks to her face injections, and the fact that she’s been trying to get famous for at least 20 fucking years, or maybe it just feels like she’s been at this for 20 fucking years – because she’s fucking everywhere…

Well she’s touring Australia to take the world over with her bullshit pop music…and her instagram has 25 stories that have nothing as slutty as she needs to be…a few low level ass shots…when we want some of the smut that she’s produced the last few years to get to this point of a top billboard chart single or album…because tits get hits and she’s got a great set of tits….it only too a decade for those tits to find her place in the world…and she’s found that place…but this is the best she can bring us with those tits….

Disappointing, but if you look close enough with your nerd pervert vision, you can see nipple…at least that’s what I’ve been told.

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2018

Nov

Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Hard Nipples of the Day

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Josephine Skriver just got engaged…

All I have to say to that is that the power of love is real man…Romance is real man….but more interesting, I have some inside scoop on her husband / mooch to be, and that is that he has been fucking Victoria’s Secret models, and really all kinds of models for years….he’s a New York, or was a New York scenester with some shitty band….he’s been around….but apparently….when Josephine Skriver crawled out of the lab her biologist “dad” or “creator” made her in and was sold off to the underwear brand…this dude was at the airport to get her….she was a virgin at the time, he popped the cherry and I guess figured it was so good to have this BOT or AI with an amazing body onto him as the first love of her life…so he stuck it out…she bought them a house in Nashville where he can pretend to be a musician and now he’ll likely make hot little AI babies…assuming she’s not infertile…you know how cloning fucks up reproductive organs….probably not as bad as her Fiance did….you know the HYMEN thief….but it’s nice that love conquered all..

Here are her nipples with jasmine Tooke to celebrate love.

Jasmine Tookes Titty Pop…

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2018

Nov

Sarah Hyland Bikini Pussy Dance of the Day

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In fascinating news, Disney Kids Sarah Hyland and her Gay Boyfriend, the candy coated ejaculate of mainstream media, the power couple that is into all things TV…and performing…like singing and dancing…

They are cheesy as fuck, but slowly making the move to slutty on the instagram because the internet is just one giant porno site, and everyone who participates in it, eventually ends up producing porn of their own….even if her boyfriend who uses her to elevate his celebrity prefers gay porn…

She’s got a fit little body from her Genetic disease, and her tits are out in an EMRATA bikini, because Emrata, also a pornographer, has a bikini line…you know make the internet work for her….make that following pay you….and get rich in the process…what the smart sluts do….while Sarah Hyland is just a slave to Network TV before it dies…

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2018

Nov

Sally Pressman – Army Wives Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Sally Pressman is. I have never watched Army Wives which I assume is a terrible reality show about the wives of deployed soldiers…living on base, masturbating on facetime for their man, so that he doesn’t cheat on her with local whores or other soldiers, being loyal because she married a hero and that’s the least she can do as a patriotic contribution to the system. You know ignore that society is designed so that people join the army, because they can’t afford school and it’s a good alternative, especially when you get pensioned out…and all you gotta do is kill some immigrants on their own turf…which you’d do anyway…except for the whole getting arrested thing…

I do know what Sally Pressman, who I think is in her mid 40s, looks like in a bikini while laying down….the favored position for older women who’s faces are melting off…especially if they’ve got implants…to make them look perky…

Either way, old lady, who is also a mom….bikini….erotica that isn’t erotic.

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