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2018

30

Oct

Get the Party Started with Party Girls of the Day

It is Halloween tomorrow, perfect time to be in a party mood, whether you get dressed up or not. It’s just all around fun to get totally fucking wasted beyond any recognition of yourself. You know dropping those inhibitions and just going for it…being the real you, your true self…you know liquid courage that always leads to an adventure…all of my best memories happened when partying….and as an old dried up pervert….I can reflect on the glory days…and think of the parties of yesteryear…with our friends at PERFECTPREGAME

That’s why I’m posting a bunch of picture of girls doing shots, girls who seem to be from the 90s when girls had a good time, because that’s all I could find on the internet…when life was a simpler time.

It is all to help inspire you with some visions of what could be, if you know how to play your cards right….party right and that takes planning and preparation…That is why we encourage you to buy party supplies for the perfect pregame….pre drink…get wasted before going out….so CLICK HERE …..

I believe that even in the era of #MeToo, people can get drunk, have a good time, go mental and have good old fashioned consensual sex….after tits get flashed….because people are crazy and watch too much porn…as long as everyone is playing fair…and responsibly and not acting like perverts who never saw tits before…even if you’ve never seen tits…..

Speaking of tits….here is a drunk party girl…out of control with her huge tits….

I will not like this era shine a bad light on my friend Alcohol….it is and will always be a tasty and fun social lubricant that makes dreams come true…

Just choose the women you get drunk with wisely, so that you can’t be brought down as the creep we all know you are..because they are into getting down and partying….I don’t condone perverted behavior unless the other people involved are only mildly uncomfortable with it….

All this to say….what better way to get a party started than to be ready for the party….with Alcohol infusion kits, shot glasses, flasks, and even some kids for you stoners.

It’s a great gift, but better to have for yourself…..you know to party with…

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Here are the pics of party girls partying….

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Here are girls with weed….because they also have weed supplies for weed parties…and weed can be fun too!

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2018

30

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Does the Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Sometimes – you just need to stretch that pussy.

Especially when you’re trying to get noticed thanks to your dad never loving you….because you remind him of your mother even though Kim Bassinger would likely be offended if anyone ever told her that her daughter Ireland looked like her….which isn’t to say she’s ashamed to be her mother or that she doesn’t see the beauty only a mother sees..it’s that Ireland Baldwin is pretty fucking big, and it would be offensive to call a vain person like her mom something like that….

I don’t know what her social media strategy has been, but we’ve seen her try everything….that this low level naked shit fits nicely, even if Ireland doesn’t fit nicely into much because she’s so big….

I find the bikini beach shit everyone doing like they are Alexis Ren…that Ireland started her IG career with dull, played out and everywhere….I found the militant lesbian who fucked a black girl who raps about being raped by men a little dark and ghetto….while low lever staged nudes…that shit is obviously lacking creativity and in as many places as the beach shit everyone does…but it’s more softcore pornographic and what we know from porno is that even low budget low concept shit can be jerked off to..

I know Ireland wanted to be an influencer and Hailey the Jesus loving one took her shine….but there’s still hope for her…I believe…and support whatever is going on here.

I can’t tell what is going on here because she has me blocked on all her social media accounts…which almost hurts my soul…

Ireland Baldwin Slutty Halloween Custome Legs Spread

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2018

30

Oct

Disgusting and Unwanted Chrissy Teigen Fat Pussy Slip of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is like a Kardashian, in that she’s not hot, she’s fat, but thanks to fucking Kanye related talent, she’s relevant…only the Kardashians’ were relevant before they fucked Kanye….where as Chrissy Teigen only exists because she found some dude on the brink of breaking out who was Kanye’s childhood friend…and who had everything lined up to break out….John Legend….and she trapped him, fucked his wallet, and brain washed him into thinking she was there before he hit, even though she knew what she was doing, while all the other girls after him are just there cuz he’s famous….you know so that he felt some loyalty to her and her big tits that were once in SI Swim before she became a fat housewife with a social media account…

She’s a reminder that everything is based on timing…lives change because of timing and her timing worked out great for her…

She’s blocked me on all her social media, she sent her army after me when I encouraged her to kill herself before her twitter went viral and got her celebrated as some authority on things…like Bieber eating is Burrito sideways…always there to talk about trending things to get noticed….you strategic pig.

Being blocked by her is a gift, so I don’t need to remember she exists, no matter how hard she tries to get noticed….

Her pussy slip, fat mom panty slip, whatever this is…is not a gift cuz she’s old and looks like a Korean lady working the counter at the convenience store and she’s not even Korean…which is weird but more importantly – gross…so gross….i guess this is what pussy looks like when it’s fucked a wallet raw.

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2018

30

Oct

Bebe Rexha Got Them TItties On Of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is disgusting but like all fat chicks who are seeing success DESPITE being fat chicks….which goes against all fucking scientific research I have put into my life work of judging whores like I work at Miss America Pageant from the comfort of my couch that either gave me scabies….or bed bugs…I mean you get what you pay for or some shit right, I found this fucking thing outside a housing project a few years ago and it’s been bad…someone totally died on it…yet I’d rather mount this thing that Bebe Rexha…the fucking pig singer who is always out of breath and who shouldn’t be famous because she’s fat…I am a fat hater…despite being fat…but you don’t see me song-and-dancing around like a drag queen Bebe Rexha…

Nice costume though…real subtle use of the only thing good about being fat….

The question remains – how is this a popstar? I feel like with live in an alternate universe.

Here’s her fat ass

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2018

30

Oct

Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day

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According to the internet or instagram Metisha Shaefer is a “German Ethnic Model and Acress” and according to her bio she “Speak 5 languages” but doesn’t really know how to spell speaks 5 languages in English…because she missed an S…which isn’t a big deal…I write bullshit all day and make mistakes all day and I only know how to speak English…but if I was writing a post on how good I am at English…I’d make sure to google translate a little harder and better.

She’s in a bikini, her nipple is out, I figure why not post a Zombie looking bitch, like the Zombie looking bitch I saw in her sweatsuit leaving a MEDI SPA earlier today…her face all swollen and disgusting….her fake ass visible from the way her pants fit from the front…and I just said…how do these people think they look good…

THey are fucking monsters…legit monsters all on the CAT LADY hustle…here are the tits.

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2018

30

Oct

Olivia Culpo Nude Bikini Snake Charmer of the Day

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Olivia Culpo has the life goal is to be a football wife….and she has leveraged social media to get there….

She didn’t want to just be some interchangeable blow up doll that athletes typically use, she wanted to have a name or career of her own….so she started posting slutty fashion pics to her instagram and followers racked up….enough to get her to the right parties or to DM the athletes she wants to fuck…to fuck….her insta is now like a higher end dating site where she is the only girl…and her followers and her paid gigs make her seem like less a mooch while still a mooch…

This is her maintaining her important position while her NFL boyfriends cheat on her as Athletes do, boys being boys….when they are rich.

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2018

30

Oct

Sofia Richie New Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie the bootleg Kardashian who works on the Kardashian show as one of the Extras that is paid in having some old dirty dick shoved inside of her like the blow up doll she is…

It’s a good strategic move for the girl, because with the kardashians she gets press and exists one a bigger and brighter stage….because without the Kardashians she’s just Lionel Richie’s biological kid…unlike Nicole Richie…who pulled the same scamming off Paris Hilton so many years ago, before the Kardashians were a thing…and has made a career for herself beyond just fucking the Good Charlotte Twin Sister Faggots and their Non Binary mall brand tattoos…

Point being, she’s in Australia, traveling the world…like she’s Meghan Markle…who was just in Australia…and maybe it’s not coincidental….it is some illuminati shit….

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2018

30

Oct

Victoria Sinitsina Nipple Slip on Ice of the Day

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Victoria Sinitsina is a Russian figure skater who flashed her nipples in Laval Quebec…just a thirty minute drive from me….tits so close to home….like I realize that very woman I see on the street, every apartment in my building, every house on my street, even ever commercial property, store and restaurant has had a lot of exposed pussy and tits…today, everyday, all day…..and that’s right next door…so why would I care about a skating nip slip?

Because skating is one of the most erotic sports, as Canadians, along with our Legal weed, we are trained and cultivated to jerk off to Figure Skating that airs on our government run TV station that is available by antennae….because the women in their little athletic bodies are out there flashing ass and now tits….and when you don’t have internet because it’s the early 90s…you give into that patriotic requirement….so while you Americans are fighting each other on everything political… us Canadians are jerking off to Figure Skating on TV…in our Igloos…

Point being, skating is the last sport where women are still women…in skirts….not trans…all while the men are queer as fuck…and there is something nostalgic to that.

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2018

30

Oct

Zoe Kravtiz Naked for Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

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Zoe Kravtiz is naked in Rolling Stone, she’s emulating her mother’s famous Rolling Stone shoot you probably remember because you’re in your 50s and know who Lisa Bonet, one of the Original Cosby Girls, is…you know back when Cosby was medicated women to fuck them, even though they would have fucked him regardless, people are impressed by celebrity….and apparently celebrity children.

I am sure she has a lot to say in her interview in a Magazine I am surprised still exists…because rich kids always have so much insight on thee way the world works…

I don’t know what Zoe Kravtiz has been up to other than getting nude in this magazine, I don’t watch her every move, but probably could on social media… because I have found her Olsen twin level of weirdness irritating. She acted bohemian and down to earth, while we all know her dad Lenny is some rich Jewish dude who has given her everything she’s ever wanted, and that her mom has probably done the same, assuming she made money on Cosby, it was a hit show…or at maybe made money from her marriages…as women do…

So seeing a rich kid making it when her parents are famous is zero impressive….

Her getting naked or half naked showing her nipples is a good way to counterbalance that….but I am pretty sure we’ve seen her naked before…she’s been playing the hippie internet feminist for a while now.

But it’s still nips in a wet shirt and that’s great enough…which isn’t saying much because I find most things with tits great.

Zoe Kravitz Nude Nipples Rolling Stone 1

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2018

30

Oct

Caroline Vreeland Not Great Bikini Body of the Day

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The tragedy with big tits is that they don’t really last, especially if they are natural, not only because of enemy of the state – breast cancer – but because time has an affect on things…and time can do wrong to things…and eventually the big tits sag, they always do..and the fat cells that made the big tits thanks to hormone imbalances and whatever else makes big tits…I am not a scientist…end up elsewhere…

So a skinny bitch with sloppy tits, eventually ends up sloppy, because her big tits in the first place are so anti-fitness, just globules of fat….

Caroline Vreeland is not important, she tries to be relevant, she has been for a while and luckily for her, the world embraces fat girls like they embrace fat tits so maybe by 40 she’ll have that celebrity she’s been chasing all these years…good luck…in the meantime, lay off the carbs on your MEATLESS MONDAYS bitch.

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