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2019

11

Feb

Kitrysha Polaroids Her Pussy of the Day

Kitrysha is some Asian instagram girl who looks like she could be a sex worker, like in the porno films all you perverts watch, in the Asian category all you perverts with small dicks watch, because you’ve heard the rumors, that are likely not true, that Asians have small pussy holes and don’t mind small dick…but some of the most insane insertion videos I’ve seen have been with Asian women…

She’s only got one name…which is how you know you are dealing with an artist.

This 20 something year old Kitrysha who is a half Italian / half Filipino – has her tits out for the cause, whatever the fuck that cause is….

The pics are on Polaroid, therefore they are art, current, hip, one time moment caputred in that moment, instantly…unlike any other pic you take with your iphone and upload to the internet, this one you have to actually physically scan…. making her showing us her labia just self expression man….effort went into this…differentiating her from all the girls who don’t scan their nudes…

I remember a time when the only way to get nudes from a girl was Polaroids, because they didn’t want to be on real film that you’d get developed at the photo store…back when nudist pervert girls were hard to find…now they are everywhere.

Nothing wrong with that nudist self expression. It is far better than the homeless dude who self expresses himself by doing art with his sick smelling yellow feces…

Ultimately, it’s just a naked body, nothing to hide or be ashamed of and everything to jerk off to if you’re into pics not hardcore throat fucking porn…

Sex Positive! Always.

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2019

11

Feb

Jemima Kirke Naked of the Day

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Jemima Kirke is some bitch who makes me want to eat pancakes….and not just because her tits are shitty and pancake shaped…but because Aunt Jemima is my one true childhood love..that is the bitch who raised me after my mom died of AIDS and the foster home took me in….

Jemima Kirke’s childhood was a little different, her dad a drummer in Bad Company…so she’s got some cool associated with her not having to be cool.

She was also in Girls which means she’s LENA DUNHAMS friend and that alone is disappointing…as are these clips from her nude scene. I expect more out of celebrity militant feminists on a mission to grow out their armpit hair…I mean this bush….way too fucking tame… Do better. Liar.

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2019

11

Feb

Taylor Swift Found Some Tits of the Day

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It’s been a nice few months for us Taylor Swift haters, because I guess she hasn’t been promoting bullshit, pulling relationship scandals that are likely all made up to promote her records, that are so relatable and sell so much, bitch is richer than god….

Despite being marketed as a popstar who writes her own songs, after she exploited country music, despite not being country, but having moved to Nashville at a Young Age to live out her dad’s dream of being famous…..using country as a stepping stone…cuz people are loyal in the country. Keep the Country Country…and when she went off to become the highest paid pop act…they followed…even though she was using them….

She still fucking sucks.

I don’t think there is any real artistry to anything she does besides fucking as many dudes as she’s fucked and polarizing it as being the victim…that takes effort..

Well, the good news is that in her time off of not annoying us…she grew some tits and we’re always into new tits on really fucking rich trash.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2019

11

Feb

Tits at the Grammy’s of the Day

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In very important news that isn’t important at all, but that the media tries to make you think is important, because they make money off this shit…The Grammy’s happened…

I have a celebrity blog, and didn’t realize that they were on, because Award shows don’t matter.

I can assure you that they had the least viewers they have ever had, people are busy living their life, and they can just scroll instagram to see who won, without sitting and committing to the bullshit, that is if thy even care…

Most people don’t listen to the shit radio music being nominated, and most people don’t care about the celebrities involved….myself included.

There was a time when Live Tweeting the shit could be a fun time, 10 years ago, when everyone would be at home on twitter watching the shit, helping me amass my insignificant following – no book deals here…

I would just live tweet it because I genuinely hated it, a masochist who puts himself through abuse to get the jokes no one finds funny out there.

I do really enjoy seeing the old school industry lose out, they are fucking snobs with superiority complexes who get all the money…

While the power is really going back to the people, finally…

So fuck the Grammy’s, they don’t matter. The people choosing the winners are all corrupt. It’s all attempts to get hype to sell ads against next year…where even less people will care.

It’s a good time to be alive.

Fuck the Grammys. Here are the tits. ….

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Ashlee Simpson still alive

Bebe Rexha looking like Beetlejuice in the face

Charli XCX Hard Nipples and Big Ol Unibrow

Ciara flashing her mom thighs

Dua Lipa big blue tits

Janelle Monae Token Dark Skin Girl

Julianne Hough the bad Mormon not sticking to the MODEST IS HOTTEST motto

No Neck Megan Trainor

Miley Cyrus with the side boob

Nicole Scherzinger still attending awards she has no business being at

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Posted in:Grammy Awards|SFW

2019

11

Feb

Claudia Lion Posing Naked with Balloons of the Day

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I guess there are two kinds of girls who are trying to be instagram influencers. There’s the mainstream travel girl, that is pretty much every girl, taking pics of their meals, hotel rooms, and filtered as fuck bikini pics in iconic places, doing iconic things like hiking, riding bikes, drinking coconuts, or walking on their beach in a half dance that no one ever does…

Then there are the borderline sex workers, more hip and daring, who just get naked, do nude shoots for their creative expressions, like Playboy models of yesteryear with zero prestige or money but still naked, and often times not working in porn or sex work, despite putting their vaginas on the internet in some borderline softcore porn they pretend is art shit…

I prefer the nude ones….so this is Claudia Lion. The king of the jungle, and by jungle I mean this post, cuz her tits are out.

I do appreciate her artistic vision with the use of a red balloon as a prop…that’s how you know it’s high concept.

Posted in:Claudia Lion

2019

11

Feb

Waitress Puts Hot Dog Up Her Cunt and Serves it and Other Videos of the Day

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Pussy Tased

Dolphin Humps Some tourist

Friends Glue Dick on a Dude’s Ass

Shitty Way to Go

Phone Gets Robbed

Naked Protest

Woman Mad They Don’t Have Beef Patties

Women Loses her Mind

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am – a fucking hero…..I saw a woman outside an expensive hotel having what looked like a drunken freak out in a taxi, who knows what she was on, but her eyes were rolled back into her head and she was a fucking mess. The police were called, she was cuffed, then released into the lobby, where she sat because she was too wasted to stand…like really fucking wasted, almost arrested and cuffed wasted, the kind of wasted you like to have sex with because it’s fucking mental…until it throws up on you…

So I did the gentlemanly thing…and offered to take her up to her room, where I would have stripped her down and put her in the shower…cuz I am a nice guy…so nice…I wouldn’t drink her entire mini bar…or pull out my dick…I’m a married man…I was just there for the tits…

Only even in her drunken state of insanity – that almost got her arrested – she knew she could do better than me…

I blame the #metoo movement and Christmas carols like “baby it’s cold outside” for cockblocking my good pervert intentions…..meanwhile girls are getting knocked up through unprotected sex with guys they meet on TINDER
at their houses while drunk at 4 am every fucking day…

I guess I am just bad at marketing.

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Halsey is the Fucking Worst on SNL
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Kourtney Kardashian See Through
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Snacking Squirrl Can’t Stand Up
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People care that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are Back On…
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2019

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got drunk on Tequila in a bar last night and saw a bro type dude trying to pick up girls with a guy he introduced me to as his wingman….

I didn’t realize that in this MeToo movement, dudes still did the pick up artist hustle to try to lure in the bitches….but I guess some things don’t change.

The highlight of his pick-up artistry was that he pulled these two pigs over to this table…and got them some drinks he stupidly paid for….

Only to drop a joke about a tattoo on his dick….6 minutes into trying to fuck these girls…to which they awkwardly laughed and got the fuck out of there…leaving him alone but still cocky telling me he had bitches waiting for him at home…

My advice to you this weekend is to be that guy…tell the dick joke…and the bitches won’t eat it up and beg for your dick…but it will be funny to the people around you…seeing how pathetic you really are…right.

I know you’re too scared to talk to girls and too lazy to leave your house…but if you do leave your house..dick jokes…they won’t get you laid, but we know you’re not getting laid anyway.

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Ellen Page VS Chris Pratt
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Explosions in LA freaking people Out
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Megan Barton Hanson Nip Slip
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Crazy Road Rage on Dashcam
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

08

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Nipples of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian’s nipples have made an appearance…because she’s a fucking Kardashian so why the fuck wouldn’t they.

I think that’s all we need to say about that….right?

I mean we could get into a debate as to why no crazed fan or religious group has killed them off….because they are the death of society and have brought so much negativity with their grossness and materialism and showing off of themselves, their money and all that….not to mention all the plastic surgery procedures they’ve inspired as influencers…you’d think someone would try to save the world, or punish the porno heathens…but for some reason….they are still out there doing this….

I find it very weird…but it is nipples…so watch.

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Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian

2019

08

Feb

Bebe Rexha Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Bebe Rexha annoys me…because she’s a fat chick who always wanted to be famous, who wrote songs for the famous and was successful at it, but instead of just continuing that shit, she threw herself into the mix, where that she decided to be the star on her own…pretty fucking self involved and bold if you ask me…it’s that narcissism that fuels the world and social media…it’s the actual meaning of the #metoo movement…in that they watch a TV show or a movie or a singer and say that can be #metoo…throw in her having written the song and there’s no stopping her run to the top, or maybe it’s a slow jog, cuz she’s fat…and with fat comes tits….

So along with Dua Lipa and Rita Ora..she’s the latest Albanian to trick America into liking them and their tits….

Wild.

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW