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2019

30

Jan

Possibly Iggy Azalea Nude of the Day

These are the leaked Iggy Azalea nudes from before she had her tits done….that she probably released because she’s trying to market herself and make money.

This is not exciting to me – because I find her disgusting and uninteresting.

She plays this gutter lie, pretends to be a stripper runaway and it’s just typical Australian trash trying to come to America to steal your jobs…cuz black dudes like her and think she’s marketable and I guess she probably is…otherwise we wouldn’t know she exists..and she wouldn’t be living in that expensive house in LA doing LA things….

I’m not a fan – but I am a fan of leaked nudes…..

So these may or may not be her – you be the judge…

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2019

30

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Bikini of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence out here with her fat ass and grey hair looking like she just got banged out behind the CVS by the guy that killed XXXTENTACION….if you know what I mean…

She’s a big fucking girl, doing the fat thing, who I don’t think was fat before realizing she could make money with the fat thing, and as an exhibitionist…she had no choice to go that route to get noticed…so that she can walk around gut out with confidence since it was self inflicted and not in an eat her feelings cuz she’s sad and lonely self inflicted….but self inflicted like a fucking tactic or design to get out there, get famous and get banged out by all the florida hoods into this kind of thing….

Fat chicks are gross. Fat shame them. Don’t celebrate them. Fat is the very loud killer…cuz fat people are loud, the fart loud, they inconvenience normal sized people on planes…they eat loud…they die fast and they die hard….being fat needs to stop being glamourizeed and sexualizeed…it’s the real threat on your great nation.

Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tight Pink Bikini

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2019

30

Jan

Kimberley Garner Staged Nipple Slip of the Day

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Kimberley Garner cant stop staging paparazzi shots of her tits…I assume there’s nipple…and this tabloid loving trash…from the UK, trying to make it in America…doing it the right way, the not actually have talent or skill way, just call the paparazzi you’re friends with and get in a bikini way…and she’s got a great body so you’d think it would work for her…but for some reason…no one fucking cares…it must be shitty being a girl who was on TV, who has a great body, who is always in a bikini for the paparazzi, and who no one fucking notices…sucks…but I notice…this is me noticing.

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2019

30

Jan

Miley Cyrus Booty of the Day

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When Miley Cyrus isn’t being a wild and crazy coming of age story of a Disney Kid turning relevant to an audience that grew up with her by mirroring their behavior….doing shitty slutty crackhead instagram style shoots…and being extra weird cuz weird is authentic even when it’s just you trying to be weird to get noticed and seem to have some level of substance….

You know when she’s slutting out now that she’s gone back to being hr boring self…..and not flashing her pussy to the world in a big fuck you that was creatively directed by marketing experts with big salaries…she’s pretty boring…

What I am saying is – bring back nudist Miley putting it all out there. It did good for the youth of America and inspired the selfies they took for us to masturbate to….where as this shit is just basic..and not what she once was…typical. You can’t come out strong forever…eventually you get boring…even if she was still getting naked….it will never have the same hype as it did when the Disney Girl got bad!

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2019

30

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Panty Flash of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is showing off her fat mom lip in a white one piece outfit – in what I guess is both educational and entertaining..they call this INFOTAINMENT…where you can be entertained by a has been reality star who smartly married and bred with a famous well paid athlete…still sexualizing herself because everyone sexualizes themselves these days…but also entertained by her thick, callused pussy lip from all the kids that just sort of dangles there like a set of balls she’s got tucked in…and that alone…is worth noticing this trash all these years later…in her mom pussy years…

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2019

30

Jan

Pamela Anderson Pussy Grab of the Day

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Pamela Anderson doing some Dancing of the Stars shit getting her pussy grabbed…the Playboy to Baywatch dream lives on all these years later…the 60 year old with the 5 year old tits that are likely her 10th model of tits still doing it…and for someone who used to jack off to her in the 90s…it’s weird to see and older and dumpier granny version of something that spilled so much sperm on an international level to people masturbating ferociously to her…people who still probably jack off to old pics of her…because they don’t keep on top of things…and look at pics like this of her getting her pussy grabbed in a far less interesting way than her first sex tape with Tommy Lee…the one where she got Hepatitis….maybe this is some interpretive dance to honor the guy who found the cure to hep…or maybe this is some spiritual tribal Canadian ritual of rebirth now that her Hep is clear…I don’t have the answers but I like talking about her Hep…it makes her as dirty as we all know she was….and probably still is….Rock and Roll British Columbia pussy…fuck yeah.

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2019

30

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Still at It of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley still out here in a bikini because her mother is a Bikini model who understands that the bikini is the foundation of life, it is the meaning of life, at least for her….because it allowed her to fuck Billy Joel…make some ugly troll of a daughter…allowing her to get more and more mainstream….before finding some other rich guy to fill her uterus…all while getting paid to be in a bikini cuz she’s a model…which is a great excuse for a sugar baby, you know they can pretend they are earners and their sugar daddy’s feel like thy aren’t fully with a Sex Worker…

The only issue with Sailor Brinkley is that she’s not all that interesting to look out, cuz these rich dudes use model pussy to improve their genetics…while their mom dumbs down her genetics making an inferior looking creature…so here she is living a life not as hot as her 70 year old mom…must be a weird dynamic.

Sailor Brinkley Wet Tight Bikini of the DAy

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2019

30

Jan

Maria Fernanda Big Tits of the Day

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As you’d expect, the name Maria Fernanda is pretty fucking common in latin America and Spain, so there is no way for me to really track these tits down, which is too bad, because they are fucking awesome.

I found a Maria Fernanda who was an old fat mom, another one in Mexico who was a typical travel influencer type…which means slut in bikinis at hotels….and another who was a Brazilian who does Cosplay…but I didn’t track down these specific tits…it’s like she’s lost in the clutter of the most common of names…while rocking the most amazing of tits that you’d expect to differentiate her from all the rest…and they probably willl because people like me like tits…and we have huge influence on who becomes famous…you know the street level marketers for them…that are more like the homeless guy in the bus shelter smearing his feces on the glass…but that doesn’t stop me from sharing this fine…this big titty amazing find….Maria Fernanda…let her climb that Wall you’re building …and fall right onto my face with that pussy hole…..am I right? Of course I’m right…just not necessarily all right/alright…

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2019

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in the new Vogue Turkey…because I guess there is life after being pregnant for the last 3-4 years. Maybe this is the media tour of her comeback tour…to remind people that she’s the best Victoria’s Secret ever had, even though she’s not the best they have now, in her time off she’s been replaced by hotter girls that we aren’t bored of yet, because they haven’t ONLY done Victoria’s Secret, like Candice…who is a pre social media, famous from being a VS model and that’s about it…she’s never had much personality, has been more of a body to wear underwear, which is what I guess they are hired to be…and is now old, even if she’s not that old…

Another reminder, that when you women insist on making babies, breeding and taking off three years, the younger more eager will replace you and your old and tired ways…and really you don’t have passion or want to be on the job, you want to be home breast feeding…which is why women shouldn’t be in the workforce if they want to breed. True Story.

That said…here are her pics.

Here are some more of her in a nude bodysuit

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2019

30

Jan

Ines the Nude Model of the Day

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Her name is Ines, that’s all the information I have on her…and as it turns out, I am incapable of finding which INES this is. I have facial recognition blindness, all women look the same to me, and this Ines is not the only Ines to get half naked in slutty photoshoots….because I guess Ines is a common name in France, where being topless, or wet in white panties is common practice…which makes you wonder if the USA is really the land of the free…with their building the wall around TSA agents who are involved in smuggling all the cocaine…because drugs come in from the shipping companies and commercial airlines and not from tunnels under the borders…that’s just where people sneak in for lucrative lives cleaning hotel rooms…..

Point being, France…Ines…Tits in some sexy location….hot tits…hot body..Ines is good. Find her.

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