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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I never understood why immigrant parents hate when their kids end up with white people, I mean I get that white people are trash, smell like Mac and Cheese, and offer no culture or value..but I am reasonable in understanding that white people dominate the country and if I came here from anywhere, like I came on my pants today scrolling instagram (I wish)…..to have a better life..the chances are my kid will end up with a white person…not that I have kids…but the probabilty that those imaginary kids ended up with a white person are just statistically way higher…I would assume that when we arrived to this country, I would make sure they get english tutors to lose that immigrant twang, I would even change their name to an english name…like asians do….and expect it…. because that’s the world we live in…yet here they are all mad that white will enter the bloodline…when white is what they came for….but I guess it was white jobs and money..not white sperm in their daughters….still confuses me….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning….

Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue is Pretty Lame…All Ethnic so you Know They are Inclusive…Seems Pandering to me…
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Serena Williams in Fishnets
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McDonald’s Worker Called dude a Ni**er….
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Maury DNA Reaction of the Day
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Models You’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Anya Taylor Joy – Big Cleavage
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Nipple Busting Out of a Dress
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BIKINI HIKER FREEZES TO DEATH
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The World’s Most Comfortable Scooter
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Surprise Bee Hive
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Ja Rule Defends his Status of Victim
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Blanca Blanco Areola Peek
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Gina Rodriguez Hates Black People
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Bus VS Cars
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Fyre Festival – Dueling Documentaries
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Camilakilla – Some Hot Chick…
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Yolanda Hadid Swears Daughters are Free of Fillers
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Steph Curry Dunk Fail – LOL
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Car VS Train
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Kendra Wilkison Went on a Date with a Bachelor
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Low Visibility and a Semi Truck
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Family Makes Epic Slide
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Asia Argento Showing Leg
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FULL FRONTAL SCENE OF THE DAY – LOL
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Nude Actors in Nude Scenes…
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Elsa Hosk – Fashion Show Shit
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Sluts at some Trashy Event
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Old Looking Freida Pinto
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Anne Hathaway in a Tight Shirt
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Emily Blunt at an event….
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Katharine McPhee Fuck Me Boots…
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Best Reddit Amateur – Emily’s Sexy Panties
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Tumblr Porn is Still On!!
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Reddit Slut…..Downundee
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Girl Fucking a Stuffed Toy…
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Graffitti Tits
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Naked Girl Pretending to be a Dog
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Megan Q – Strips
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Caught Masturbating – Spy Cam…
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Did You see the best Shoe Box Ever
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Hot Fucking tits and Bush on a Boat
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Big Tits Bending Over
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Mom and Daughter Share an Old Guy on Cam – WEIRD
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Shower Door Dildo….
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Here’s Sarah Masturbating with her Big Tits
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Hot Titty Bounce
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Girl Fucking a Loaf of Bread is Some Weirdness
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Gash Flash
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Spread Legged Cosplay
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2019

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Nipple of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an old as fuck model, a legend to some, expired milk who won’t give up to others….and she’s out there doing photoshoots like she’s not 100 years old or expired milk, some resilience you’d like to think of as resilience but that is actually just money and ego….she knows she’s old and tired, and has the injection scars to prove her botox…but people keep throwing money her way…gotta take it…because rotting is not as graceful as it once was…it happens on social media…so get that money when it’s available…why the fuck not…NIPS out motherfuckers.

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2019

Jan

Lina Esco Nude Enough Shoot of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Lina Esco.

I am too lazy to look in the archives of this glorious website, the priceless archived that are often confused for a resource for academics studying the sluts in pop culture over the last 15 years…as I have been referenced in all major scholar circles…in case you didn’t know…that’s how I get all that college pussy…right….

I am lying.

I don’t even reference the archives..no one does….but this Lina chick is an actor, producer and free the nipple activist…a good activist to be if you like being jacked off to cuz you have hot tits…like Lina…

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2019

Jan

Dita Von Teese Nipples n Bush of the Day

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Dita Von Teese is a fucking legend and genius and pretty fucking cool in all that she’s done.

She was early to the internet with her fetish shit that she turned into Burlesque shit, that I never really fully appreciated, even though I love the era it is from, mainly because the people who into that, pin-up, swing dance, rockabilly, back in the late 90s were usually fat chicks…and I hate fat chicks.

While Dita was doing her fetish content, polarizing it to be Glamour, getting dialled into hollywood, rock and roll, fashion and all this other high end shit….doing Playboy when it mattered, being consistent and high concept….high brow…while other fetish chicks, who didn’t curate their content, who weren’t actually passionate about Fetish and Burlesque, ended up in porn getting pissed on before becoming born again Christians…

Not every one has the same ability to achieve success….and not every one has the same ability to have staying power…and not every one has the ability to still be doing it, still be relevant, still be interesting….but Dita Von Teese pulled it off…

She’s in Paris Fashion Week, wearing sheer lace, you can see her rockin’ tits, and this is nice and authentic, it’s not some instagram idiot doing it…it’s a legend, who’s got over 20 years in high end lingerie.

I’m just happy she’s not the Burlesque dancers I knew in college, not that I went to college, with their Betty Page Bangs and Double Big Mac everyday for lunch bellies…that don’t understand that not every titty tassel or corset lacing is created equally…

Here is a throwback of her getting wet as she does

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2019

Jan

Shay Mitchell Ass in a Kayak of the Day

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I don’t know if you saw the story about the Two Canadians who portaged a canoe each to the basecamp of Everest last week….well if you didn’t, two Canadians portaged a canoe to the Everest Basecamp….they did it for some Charity, good people…but the point of my story is the importance of the canoe to the people of Canada…like the beaver and the igloo and the Maple Syrup trade…the canoe is the foundation of our existence..and everyone, even twats like Shay Mitchell who are out there trying to get attention on their Instagram feed because they can easily monetize it….feel the need to pay tribute to her Canada, even though she left Canada for the glitz and glam of Hollywood…stealing your jobs and being too cool for Canada…it’s like when the successful dude goes back to his small town at Christmas and judges the locals he grew up with dude to his superiority thanks to driving a Land Rover…you know the type….but Canada…or the PADDLES that make Canada Great Again….CAGA if you will….are ingrained in her DNA…even if she’s an immigrant…

Point being… ASS SHOT!

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2019

Jan

Maria KN, Short Name, Good Outfit of the Day

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Short Last Name, Good Outfit….

That’s about all I have to say about this photoshoot- because I realize no one reads anymore and they just like pictures…while I’m here writing out my soul for all of you to judge my vulnerability in my analysis of hot slutty naked girls who are pretending to be art….when trying to get famous.

Right.

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2019

Jan

Striptease and Other Vides of the Day

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Locked Out Naked Man Gets Towel Stolen

Scooters are Fun….

The Axe Man

Man VS Chinese Restaurant

Lizard in the Kitchen

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2019

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This muppet face instagram look is getting out of control….Every bitch, whether they deny it or not….has her face jacked up. I can only assume that is because women are weak and follow each other’s lead, choosing some leader to follow and imitate because they have no mind of their own.

The male focused media gets called out for being misogynists, giving women unrealistic expectations, all that other bullshit that leads to anorexia and working out…when all we do is lazily celebrate hot chicks for being hot…cuz they are hot…is that a crime?

It’s the female media that is telling bitches ways to wax their cunt, how to suck dick better, how to get fit, how to please men….

But I guess the female media is owned by the male media – so ultimately…it falls back on the evil MAN…

But bitches out there…you did it to your damn selves…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Alec Baldwin Needs Anger Mangement…
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Old Halle Berry Nipples
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South Beach WHore
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Titty Bounce
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1995 Jordan Peele Anti Smoking PSA
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Big Tits Break Shirt
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Bella Hadid’s Mom Claims She Never Got Fillers – Sure…
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Booty BOOTY….
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Snake in Toastre
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What a Save
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CAR CRASH vs Neightbor
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5 Rasons to Say – WTF is That…
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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am all for replacing retards with technology….I was talking to someone who was legitimately mad that workers are being replaced by machines. I didn’t realize people thought like that…I mean can’t we all collectively agree on one basic thing…people are dumb as fuck especially low pay scale wokers…they don’t care about helping me, helping us, helping anyone as they sext when they should be giving me my money for my goddamn can returns…

I love the automated checkouts, online sales, give BEZOS more money, because seeing some cunt we can replace with a robot…and put her to fun work like sex work where she belongs….the world is a better place for you and for me and the entire human race…or merge sex work with menial work…

If we do have workers working – make them dress hot at least, we like hot, we don’t need ugly or 78 year olds who didn’t plan their retirement right….we need young people who aren’t expired, dying, depressed by their choices…dressed slutty working the menial jobs…

All employees should be forced to wear bikinis or crotchless leggings to increase business. Make the place edgy, dangerous and hip like their foods….fight technology..

Cuz those menial workers are the only ones I like..cuz of the tits…

Fast Snow Removal Flamethrower
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Two Huskies Hanging Out
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Kate Beckinsale – CLEAVAGE
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This Slut is in her 50s and Hot
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Pretty Sure I linkd this Yesterday – Bella Thorne’s Legs
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YOUNG TONY SOPRANO IS HAPPENING
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Expecations VS Reality
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Kimora Lee Gets into Fights
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Trashy Nip Slip of the Day
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Missile Interception Caught on Snowboarder Camera
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Camel Toe and Ass Cheeks of the Day
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Byran Singer is a Pervert
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Snake in the Toaster
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Downhill Skateboarding at Night
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Twin Models Shopping
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Chinese Company Offers “DATING LEAVE”
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Willa Holland – Nipples
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Car Crash Misses Neighbor
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Jordan Peele – Smoke Free PSA in 1995
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Lady Gaga is Digusting
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Noah Cyrus Pokies in a Tank Top
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Chris Brown – Good Dude….
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What Save
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Guy on a Budget Film a Basketball Scene…
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Sailor Brinkley – Bikini
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Babes at the Television Awards
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Una Heatly in a Bikini
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Morena Baccarin in a Dress
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Some Bitch Named Stacy Martin
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Madison Beer Cleavage
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Kim Garner – TRASH
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Jessica Simposn – TANK
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Rachel McCord Cleavage
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TUMBLR SUCKS AT DELETING THE PORN – YAY
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Disgusting FETISH
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rReddit Amateur With Nipple Rings…
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Paz De La Huerta Tits
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THE BEST SHOEBOX EVER
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Japanse World Record Holder…
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Reddit Amateur Slut
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Holly Got the Pierced Nipples
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Ass Spread of the Day
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Elin in Lingerie
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Zara Bald Pussy
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Shower Time
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Fetish Porn of the DAy
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The best Pool Trick Shot
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THROWBACK TITTY TUG OF WAR
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MILK ON TITS
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Tits on a Wooden Table…
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Sandra Long Legs…Naked…
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Real Homemade Lesbians….
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Close-Up Bush of the Day
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Cum Shot on a Stranger in a Tent
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The Call Her the Best StepMOM Ever
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SEX MACHINEES OF THE DAY
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Outdoor Pussy Juice Drinking
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2019

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip of the Day

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I am a loyal Lindsay Lohan fan.

I am very happy she’s having a comeback…

Not only because of the nipple flashes you don’t notice cuz her nipples are invisible….GINGERS…

But because she deserves it. She’s on of America’s last real stars. There will never be the same level of tabloid fodder and good times, instability and throwing away of a serious career as there was with her.

No one cares about the stars of Today…like Margot Robbie or Brie Larsen on the level they cared about Lohan…

No one cares about Bella Thorne or even Selena Gomez like they did about Lindsay Lohan.

She is a living legend…and weird accent, doughy face, sloppy body….lookin’ 50 at 30 or not….

I will always consider her the pivotal personality…the true meaning of Celebrity….and I am grateful to have experienced her in her lifetime and I anticipate her winning an Academy Award…I’ve always said it and it will happen….not that Academy Awards matter…they do it for the press and exposure..they give those shits to everyone…..but it’d still be nice to see her get one and unless she dies prematurely (and she will)…I am sure it will happen….

Don’t let MTV reality shows appear to be the end of her….and realize….they are the new beginning of her.

WELCOME BACK ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN WHO SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO MY SOUL……I MISSED YOU.