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2019

17

Jan

Maelys Garouis Hard Nipples of the Day

Whoring for attention by getting naked for a photographer for free….always looks less trashy when it is in Europe with a fancy car…not that this is Europe…but it looks like Europe to me…and when the same whore is whoring for attention by getting naked for a photographer for free in regular places like a club bathroom, a dumpster behind a deli, a crackhouse apartment with soiled sheets…the very same set of hard nipples can look cheap…it’s all about the styling…cuz the same whore in both worllds is thee same whore…but the perception of her is so different…and that is the basis and life lesson you can learn from Instagram….

These girls aren’t any different than the whores of the past…they are just better at putting up a front or facade…and that’s smart hustle cuz most of the best whore’s I’ve known in my lifetime settled for far less than uglier but smarters whores got….and that’s just silly.

Her name is Maelys. Her Nips are hard. This is her “art”….

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2019

17

Jan

Lauren Bonner Close Enough to Boner – Nude Pics of the Day

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Lauren Bonner, from Aperture Talent fame, with her 57,000 followers from posting half naked aand sometimes full nude shoots, because I guess she thinks she’s hot, and loves being naked, a nudist…with no bush…a free spirit who wants you all the be kind and work hard…while she just gets naked and fucks rich dudes so she doesn’t have to work hard…or that maybe she thinks showing up to these shoots is working hard….cuz she’s never had to work a day in her life…thanks to being the kind of girl who gets naked easily and effectively.

Whilst looking up her career as an LA model who works a day a month…she was one of the other FIJI girls because FIJI likes using sex workers to give celebs water…and sex workers like access to famous people…but unfortunately for her…she’s not the one who got famous and became a Meme…sucks being the third rate girl on a viral stunt…but nothing you can’t get naked over…

No hate…but my only critique since I’m a critic is…not enough butt hole on this journey to fame and fortune….more butthole please.

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2019

17

Jan

BikinI Fight and the Tits Fall Out and Other Videos of the DAy

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Twerk of the DAy

Waffle House Fight

Awesome Tomb Raider Tattoo

Short Skirt Doing VR

Cocaine Gremlin

Idiot Loss Jacket

Arsonist Caught on Camera…

Car Gets Stuck in Parking Garage

Porch Pirate of the Day

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2019

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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God I hate people who Facebook status about their miscarriages…

I also hate all the gay / queer content, probably because I am not a queer, despite popular despite being unpopular belief…just the idea of gay, lesbian, trans, bi, queers dancing around playing up the gay shit on TV is just painful to watch….keep it in the closet…

I also hate that me saying I hate gay content is seen as hating gay…when I am fine with gay, put whatever you want wherever you want, if you want to suck dick, go for it….but when you’re involved in song and dance bullshit or the token gay character on a show…you’re not doing anyone any favors whether you were born queer or decided to turn queer cuz you liked being molested by your teacher or family member….it’s not a thing anymore…now that everyone is queer…..this isn’t the 80s when people were dying of a mysterious Gay Cancer….and being gay was shameful, deadly and kept on thee Down low…..in an era where 99 percent of men who selfie are queer…and lots of men selfie…it’s no longer a thing…

There’s being gay and there’s being a parody of gay for the world to see in your shitty perfomance art on the intenret. The so gay you’re a meme and I don’t believe you.

Again, this is not gay bashing, it’s gay exploitation bashing….just be gay and shut up about it…like the Vegans are so good at doing….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Mariah Carey Getting Sued…
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People are Still Mad at Louis CK
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Creepy Pet Centipede
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Creepy Fetish Item for Sale of the Day
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No Name in a bikini
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Stella Maxwell Nipples
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Slutty Pics of Kendall Jenner
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45 Million Dollar Car Collection
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Dead Bassist of the Day
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Titty Jiggle…
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2019

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in a world where porn is mainstream, where videos of girls getting violated by the biggest of dicks is seen as awesome, despite girls in porn being broken mental cases who will be the first to admit that they’ve got mental health issues….where sites with the most vile of gangbang, rape, fetish porn is played off as a part of the zeitgeist…..where girls and guys alike jack off to the videos cuz they are sucked in and addicted to it…perverts on every level…addicted to porn together….

Yet, we also live in a world where you can’t comment on a girl posing half naked on instagram’s tits, describing how hard you are because you’re a predator…

It makes it pretty confusing place to navigate, like seeing all the people supporting the TSA agents who have taken booze from them after frisking them and treating them like a criminal when all you’re trying to do is get on a damn plane….

But No Negative Vibes….just 10 year challenge memes, and really memes on every subject…because in this world of porn, sluts we can’t say slutty things to, support of the TSA agents…there are also memes…countless memes…buried in memes…how do we survive. I guess we barely survive….trying to keep up with each other based on useless things….crazy.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Young Booty Twerk VIdeo
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The SUV Twerk is Nuts
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Girl High School Alley Oop
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Ariana Grande Bra
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See Through of the Day
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Culkin on Fucking MJ
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Emmy Rossum is Disgusting Looking
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Some Slut Named Anna Louise
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Serena Williams in a Cat Suit….Disgusting
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Heather Locklear Update You Need
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Car VS Falling Tree
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Boring Jojo Workout
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Dog Shoulda Eating Dudes Face Off when Defending Dog
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Cat Says Hi like a Human – Weird
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Sophie Turner is Mad
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Farrah Abraham in the Bath
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Motorcycle Surf
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Delilah Hamlin in a Bikini
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Fat Ugly Kid Gets Tooth Pooled by Drone – Whilst Looking like she Smells like Poverty….Sell The Drone – Buy her a Shower…
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Samantha Fox – 30 Year Challenge
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Drew Barrymore Nice and Fat
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Some Fucking Mexican
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Zoe Kravitz is Shit
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Nina Dobrev in Pajamas
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Emma Roberts Tight Jeans
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Black Lipstick Fetish for the Perverts
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Black VS Model – Diversity
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Elle Fanning Photoshoot
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AIrport Madonna is Terrifying
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Sailor Brinkley is Not Hot – But Rich – in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Reddit Amateur Out for Attention
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Another Hot Amateur
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Great Titty Jiggle
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First Class Pussy
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Zuzana and her Big Tits
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Tumblr is Terrible at Getting Rid of Porn
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Huge Selfie Tits…
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The Selena Vargas Story..
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Steamy Shower Girls
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Worst / Best Hilarious Cuckold…
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What the Fuck Was That?
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How to Seduce a Black Woman
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Girl Riding her Dildo
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Vacuum Masturbating – What?
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Zuana Naked – Hot
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THE BAT WING
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perky fucking tits
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Ryan Ryan Pussy
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Big Boobs Compilation
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2019

16

Jan

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica of the Day

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As much as I hate on the face injections, it does do wonders for ugly girls, because I remember watching Rumer Willis, who I deemed hopeless thanks to her genetics, I think people generally referred to her as a Potato head and she has managed to somehow become hotter than ever as she ages and puts more money into herself, which isn’t that shocking, Demi Moore was known for all her plastic surgery, in a follow your mom’s lead, plus you barely have anything else to do in a given day, why not spend you trust fund on trainers and face injections…in the end it will at least give you a new facade, a renovation when neeeded isn’t a bat thing….and this is a renovated Rumer….producing smut for the social media like all the Willis’ seem to do.

Here she is dancing in a bra

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Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2019

16

Jan

Faith Schroder Slutty in Tulum of the Day

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Faith Schroder is one of Silver Spoon Ricky Schroders Daughter…but I don’t need to tell you that, you can obviously tell that she’s his daughter based on her face, I mean if you look past the fact that she’s terribly rebuilt, or jacked up her face, thanks to face injections all the young people are doing because for some reason they think it’s hot, or it is socially acceptable, no longer something you secretly do to amplify your face, but instead something girls do like they’d go to tanning salons back in the day, you know a silly trend…that has terrible consequences….and that I can only hope causes terrible cancers….I want face injections to be the new cigarette…the thing that in 50 years everyone realizes they fucked themselves so hard with and have to get their noses amputated…hard to be hot when you don’t have a nose…right….

Point being…every young girl is saving her allowance / sex worker money and doing this for instagram and it’s fucking weird…not the naked on instagram thing…sure do it…but the jacked up face injections at 20 years old…totally unnecessary…when they are theoretically at their hottest…how this ends, no one knows but hopefully it’s bad…because I don’t find any of this hot…to clarify….I don’t find the face injections hot…the need to be half naked, ass out in slutty dick sucking poses for social media..that shit is totally hot. Sign me up. I’m into it.

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2019

16

Jan

Bella Hadid Tits Out for Love Magazine

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Bella Hadid is a fucking man.

Sure she’s skinny from an eating disorder and has tits from a surgeon her rich dad hired cuz he didn’t like having an ugly daughter…and sure she’s a scam on all levels…from her career, her social media presence, her celebrity, or socialite status. and her looks….hype generated by simple marketing that idiots buy into….but as far as I’m concerned there is no way that she is not a man….and a scam…a scam of a man…

I feel that any dude who finds her hot, even with her big fake Arab rich kid who is riding off a lie that her family bought tit….is a fucking closet case queer. It’s a fact…I’ve done extensive research….via google….

I find anyone working with her as a model is just an idiot who don’t have a brain and buys whatever they are sold…which as it turns out…is pretty fucking weird looking….

They took an ugly girl, and made her come across as a hot look, and people bought all cuz of her name, her fan base…it’s a crazy fucking world that for some reason has not imploded….which I don’t understand…but it hasn’t imploded.

Here is her mom Yolanda Hadid also being slutty

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2019

16

Jan

Madison Beer Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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Oh Shit….look at Madison Beer’s face….if you can move your eyes away from her big Youtube Tits…that got her famous at a young age on Youtube because the world is filled with fucking pedo perverts who troll social media for young girls who are sexualized by their parents to get famous…

That is a face injected face, but then again, who has a face that isn’t face injected these days…it’s ridiculous…clownlike…are we living in a fucking circus…is this a horror movie…all these girls who think they are doing themselves a favor just looking more like a low grade stripper, sex worker, or sex doll…is that a real look? I thought was just something we jerk off to cuz pretty girls aren’t the kind of girls who let us watch them fuck… The world is fucking nuts.

More of her tits in a crop top

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2019

16

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Slutty for Marie Claire of the Day

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Years ago, before Behati and her silly name left Victoria’s Secret to breed with Adam Levine, the worst fucking celebrity of all the celebrities she could have ended up with, but the annoying and eager celebrity who affiliated with Victoria’s Secret and all their marketing, in efforts to get close to their underwear models they cast for people like him to not waste their time as they are busy to cast for themselves….

Years ago, I said that she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined in a who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…..this was years ago and I could probably pull up the post, but why bother….when you can look at these pics of her that are almost terrifying thanks to all the face injections she’s clearly got…

Looking like a fucking muppet….a half naked mom of two with the worst fucking celebrity of all the celebrities muppet…but at least she’s cashed in a lives the good life…far better than those days of being raised in NAMBIA…which is apparently where she’s from….look at her now…LA trophy wife dreams…

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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|SFW