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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2019

Jan

Olga De Mar Nude of the Day

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Olga is one of the least attractive names in the history of names…it’s like Olga…and you can’t help but think of an old Eastern European fat woman with a lot of body hair…making BORSCHT in the kitchen on a camp burner…because they have no running water – Communism….which can be seen as erotic in terms of mail order brides and sex workers… like this Olga De Mar…it becomes a whole cultural experience that involves buying women from the Eastern Europe who want that American Dream life…a whole new take on the name Olga…..

Naked, and really who knows what this Olga De Mar’s story is, maybe she’s American already and I’m a racist pre-judging…aren’t we all…..

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2019

Jan

Sarah Silverman Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Sarah Silverman disgusts me…..

Women who turn to potty mouth sex jokes are just clickbait…..reducing themselves to being the joke version of a nude photo…or tits….and Sarah Silverman has tits….but still disgusts me……so much that I question Kimmel’s sexual orientation any time I see that queer…

She’s pretty much a dude and tits won’t change my mind.

Lets not forget what the tits look like naked

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2019

Jan

Sarah Fucking Snyder Bikini Slut of the Day

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Sarah Fucking Snyder is an instagram thing….who Jaden Smith used to fuck before he became a woman…

She is some hipster “it girl” who is loved by all the pervert dudes I know into Street Wear, who are all in their mid 30s and early 40s, because I guess they still think like 16 year old boys and are confused by rap music, overpriced t-shirt and sneaker collecting they can afford…. pretty much the worst fucking hobby ever…like grow the fuck up you fucking hypebeast reading loser…we get it Supreme makes limited edition stuff that you need to buy when it comes out to sell for more money down the line or for people at the cheesy club you’re too old to be at to think you’re down now that you can afford to buy 100 dollar t-shirts cuz you have a career and are not still working at the movie theatre…

What I am saying is that Sarah Snyder is a thing, she exists, people like her, I find her creepy

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2019

Jan

Drunk Girl in Russia Loses Pants and Other Videos of the Day

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Lolly Sucking…

Moped Chase….

Dick Drawing…

Fail of the Day….

Man and Machete….

Robbing Woman in her 70s…

Condom in the Soup…

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2019

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it funny that we live in a world that gets mad at a razor company for milking the current trends in society to make themselves appear to be culturally aware. Pandering…sure…but let them pretend they are making changes, or aware of shit, so when they stray from this storyline when society goes back to liking tits, it’ll be funny…and NO ONE will care….because it’s a fucking ad and by default a fucking lie that is generating hype around the brand, both good and bad, in these volatile times, it is all good……

I watched the ad and it said don’t treat women or other people like shit, do better…if you can’t consciously admit you can do better and get mad at a commercialized brand for saying do better…you have problems…

I consciously know I could do better, I could evolve, I could pander to the people and troll them all for profit…but that takes effort…not to mention the ad said nothing about no date rape. So if you live your life based on an ad’s instructions, don’t bully, don’t make fun, don’t speak for bitches who can’t articulate their thoughts in a board room, even though you’ve never been in a Board Room,..don’t cat call women you don’t know, you can still date rape those you do…

Girl on Girl Bikini Wrestling for the Hired Paparazzi
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Ariana Grande Got a Dumb Fucking Pokemon…
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Eye Tracking Challenge…
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The Cat Apartment is Pretty Funny
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Trump Serves Fast Food to People….
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David Chapelle on R,Kelly…
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Dude Films Leader Getting Kidnapped
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Inside a London Fetish Gym…..
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Two More Mission Impossibles Coming
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Rosario Dawson Fucks Politicians…
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2019

Jan

Alexandra Daddario See Through of the Day

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I feel obligated to post this Alexandra Daddario in a see through dress, even though she looks like overhyped shit, but I remember her stint on True Detective when her tits went viral because they were huge, before she booked Baywatch and was forgotten, thanks to her talent pretty much stopping at her huge tits, but I still think she looks like shit and that’s not acceptable, even with big tits, cuz this isn’t a bar at 3 am when the lights go on, the moment of glory for the ugly drunk girls ready to get penetrated whether they know it or not…this is Hollywood and we have fucking standards from the bitches who have been give talking roles despite being host bodies for their tits.

Like I said….I feel obligated to post this…

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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve always been a voyeuristic pervert. Even in High School, I remember asking the girls in my class, some of whom I were friends with, some of whom hated my fucking guts, questions about their most personal things….like if they masturbated, how they masturbated, if they felt confident that they have achieved orgasm, what they did to masturbated, did they press against the pool vent, did they insert objects, if so what objects, or were they just clit rubbers…and if they were clit rubbers did they do it over their pants, panties, or under….in the shower, or in bed…in class while crossing their legs during lecture…..I’d ask about their pussies, what scale they were on the inny coinslot to outty exploded all over the motherfucking place, and I’d ask about bush, style, length, color, shape….I’d ask about nipple size and color also…giving me a full spectrum glance into their lives….we were all virgins..but even then I knew…I was fascinated with sluts…..now look at me now….running a site dedicated to some of the more famous, thus more important sluts in terms of the scale of slut importance…jacking off instead of sticking my dick in sluts…because slut blogs is the biggest, most virginal and disturbing things a middle aged man can do….luckily I have an obese wife to off set my fascination with sluts…because when faced with her vagina…I prefer forgetting vaginas are a thing…life is a balance you know…can’t have too much of one thing….

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Idiot Teen Crashes Car Doing Birdbox Challenge. Thanks Netflix.
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Dancing College Gymnast Scores a Perfect 10
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Pinup Video of the Day….
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Useless Skill Compilation…
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White Bikini Slut..SEND IT
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Millei Bobby Brown Showing Tits at 12
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Gordon Ramsey Sexually Assaulted Sofia Vergara’s Tits
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Applebees Large Beer is a Scam
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Dakota Fanning – Allergic to the Sun
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Katy Perry Suspended from Grade 6 for Humping a Tree
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Belen – Not Ellen – Thank God in a Bikini
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Chris Pratt Thanks to Jesus is Engaged to a Manly Woman
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DrayA Michele – See Through Sweater
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Sarah Silverman – Huge Tits
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The Gayest Bean Bag Game Ever – CORN HOLE
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AZ Lawmaker Arrested for a DUI
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Taylor Hill Cameltoe
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Rachel McCord Nipples
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Obese Man Tries to Ride a Horse
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The Story of DIRTY JOHN
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Idiot Tries to Kick Dog and Smacks his Head
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Baby Rhino VS Car is Amazing
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Britney’s Dad is Dying
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Landing on the Moon
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Pete Davidson Mad that Grande Played Up His Dick to Disappoint All Women in Future
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24th Annual Critic Choice Awards
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Camila Morrone – Tits in Thailand
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Bella Hadid – Trans
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Culpo in a Skimpy Outfit
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Madison Beer – Crop Top
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Delilah Hamlin – Bikini
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Victoria’s Secret Models – BTS
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Rat Cow – Awkward Model – Walking Runway
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Josie Davis – Ass in Leggings
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Krupa at an Event
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Rosie Huntington in Lingerie
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Palvin – Fat for VS
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Kendall Jenner’s No Ass in Leggings…
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Tumblr Porn’s Still On…Yes.
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Reddit Amateur…
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Black Bitches Don’t Like Being Called Black Bitches
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I like Sonic is a Hot Naked Amateur
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Hot Nude Selfies
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PUFFY NIPS
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Naughty Religious Girl – the Chris Pratt of Tits…
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Just Growing some Tits
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A Gallery of Booty
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Dildo on the Ledge…
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Riding Bike with Tits Out
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Some Women are Great Drivers
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Self Shot SLUTS
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Car Fucking
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DOUBLE FAT TITS
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Some Nude Chick named Skye Blue at the Pool…
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Some Nude Chick named Scarlot Rose
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Some Nude Chick Named Kayce Pierce
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Some Nude Chick by the Lighthouse
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2019

Jan

Bella Thorne Latex Erotica of the Day

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$Bella Thorne Red Slutty Latex Erotica$

Bella Thorne put out some latex fetish silly video to remind you all that she’s a Diseny whore exploited by her parents and the Disney Execs capable of revolutionizing content for the porn generation by being as porny as she can while still maintaining mainstream success…since mainstream success pays…

She gets the acting jobs, the social media campaigns, has launched her own shitty brand of make-up, her own record label of shit music, her own clothing brand of shit…..because she’s a candy coated fucking mainstream poptart trying to be edgy and the mainstream audience that is as lame as it has always been, is a bit more edgy than it used to be, because of internet porn…so the content that comes out of it is more enjoyable for the perverts out there like us….

This is for her make-up brand, that I guess she creative directed. The color is Fuck me firetruck, and I guess it’s taking Kylie’s lead on making a billion dollar brand since kids are loyal to assholes they see on social media and not the stuffy classic brands their mother’s wear….weird times.

The highlight of this video for me is the FAO train that is on her ass…my wife knows I love Christmas and bought me that very same train set this Christmas for 100 dollars…I set it up, because I have always wanted a Christmas train, just not in a dumpy basement apartment, I always visualized a farm house in Vermont or Connecticut for my train..I’m nostalgic like that…but too broke for that…and when I set up the train set I thought “this was a dumb fucking purchase…I shoulda got 10 bottles of wine instead…you know we don’t have the room for this shit..and it’s fucking loud, I should have got a damn normal train set like a creepy old man…not this fucking clunky massive one”….not once did I think that three days after setting it up…Bella Thorne would have the VERY same train on her ass…..something I didn’t think would happen…even when I was setting up the train….not once did I think….I wish there was an asshole big enough to act as a tunnel for this Christmas train to run through….maybe I’m less of a pervert, maybe Christmas is sacred, maybe asses deserve more phallic and manageable sized objects of insertions….unless you’re Bella Thorne and you fucking bring that Disney training to the front lines…in a Sexy Christmas Miracle just in time for Orthodox Christmas….not that one that the Coca Cola company created….

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I call my artistic interpretation of Bella Thorne’s Fuck Me Firetruck…..My Poor Pug…

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2019

Jan

Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits Sucking It In of the Day

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Caroline Vreelandis still sucking it in…still busty…I mean those are some huge tits on a huge frame to support those tits…

CAROLINE VREELAND, who plays herself off as some fashion expert or socialite, because her imaginary grandmother, who may be her actual great grandmother, but I feel is an angle – was a famous editor at Vogue…named Diana Vreeland…

I guess it would be an obscure angle to try to get famous off a great grandma who isn’t even your great grandma…so maybe Diana Vreeland is in fact her great grandmother…but trying to ride your great grandma’s name is pretty fucking weak…unless you’re a HEARST…

Point being….she was in LA, hung out with socialites, partied, did the whole social media thing early on, never quite got famous, but always got invited to important events thanks to the great grandma connection and a BFF who was an instagram whore…and now her big tits, that are impressive big tits, have done what you’d expect them to do…which is….destroy the rest of her body…because whatever we are looking at is fucking weird looking..probably a metabolism slowing down as you get older situation….or a big tits are great until the rest of the body follows their lead…cuz this tied up mess looks like some fucking Sunday Roast in a 1960s era White American Family ad…you know the 1960s…when her Great Grandma she dick rides was famous…

Point being…the aspiring pop star, who became a bit of a lazy instagram personality that got to travel as a plus one, still isn’t famous…and her body isn’t holding up too well to the challenge.

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2019

Jan

RIP to Chloe Sevigny of the Day

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Did Chloe Sevigny die?

I know what you’re thinking, didn’t this Jenny Bitch die in the 90s of AIDS…we saw KIDS and know how that played out, but as it turns out JENNY must have got up on that Dallas Buyers Club / Philedephia / LOUIS CK / AIDS cocktail….and carried herself into the MILLENNIUM… where she possibly played a tranny at least once…but also had hr tits out at least once…before visiting REACH FALLS in Jamaica for what I assume is DIPLO’s 40th birthday….where she decided to throw herself off the falls to her death…maybe her Facebook algorithm of you in 2009 and you in 2019 brought some hard truths to her soul and she knew…it was time to end it….either way, she documented the suicide on social media and was wearing a bikini…so we should all thank her for that. THANKS!

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