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2018

Nov

That Dude Lea Michele Injecting her Hormones into her ASS of the Day

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I guess now that trans rights are a thing, Lea Michele, a child star who I assume was born a man but was seen to have a better career if they cut off her balls and let her live a life as a woman, with her singing voice people seem to be into, it just made logical sense, and the hard face, so long as the hormone therapy was maintained could just be passed off as genetics….and with the whole advent of face injections, girl can rebuild herself to look like whatever kind of muppet she chooses to be…..

So that whole movement has given her the confidence to post pics of her getting her female hormones injected in her, it’s a process, and this instagram thing is just a place to open up and share yourself with your people…the more authentic you appear…the better off your account translates to the people….

Unless she’s just doing this to mock DEMI LOVATO – you know like “hey bitch, I can still shoot up, you fucking loser, learn your dose fuck”….

Either way, solid excuse to pull your pants off for the internet.

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2018

Nov

Big Girl Demi Lovato Replacing Heroin with Food of the Day

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This just in, OPIATE ADDICT and OPIATE overdose survivor DEMI LOVATO…who blames everything on being Bi-Polar since that’s an easier excuse than admitting she’s addicted to OPIATES like all these other broken down rich as fuck child stars who aren’t even that interesting, yet have so many issues that they have to turn to OPIATES to stop the pain that is their blessed and luxurious lives….it’s pretty fucking pathetic that these bunch of babies don’t know how to handle their fucking lives when everything is done fo them….brats..

I have no sympathy for some fat trash who the people for some reason care about – on her suicide mission…

But I do find it funny that she’s replaced her opiate addiction with food addiction and girl’s back to fat cuz if you gotta fill the void with something and it can’t be that orgasmic opiate feeling these opiate addicts are into…cake is a good alternative…at least that’s what her fat to begin with thighs are telling me…and we’re here listening…

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2018

Nov

Lucy Hale Workout Erotica of the Day

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Lucy Hale like BRIE LARSON wants you to see her form as she works out in compromising poses wearing tight outfits…because she is looking for a second career as a fitness trainer, you know joining the YMCA to spread her knowledge after working with some of the best trainers Hollywood has to offer, you know she was on a hit show, and is currently on a hit show, because some girls get all the luck, and hollywood loves to recycle and pass around pussy more than a pimp with a good earner…why bother cultivating and teaching the new people…when you got some old bitch still trying who shows up on time….

So working at the YMCA will be a nice way to give back to the people, unless she’s just giving you all a free erotic show, like this is a webcam site called INSTAGRAM….where porn happens in all forms and girls get more likes the sluttier they are – whether they pretend to be empowered or not – I get what you’re doing here bro.

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2018

Nov

Brie Larson Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Even Academy Award winning scam actors who played an “Important’ role as an abducted bitch living in a garden shed….fodder for the Academy, something she knew would get her that little fucking trophy that the industry takes pretty seriously, that agents eat up and use to get higher payouts, and now, the average at best girl is in ACTION Movies….doing comic book movies…despite not being hot…

Can do the instagram THOT, look at her ass in leggigns, she’s been working out cuz she’s rich and famous and has trainers to keep her looking as hot as possible, despite not being hot…

So that her fans, a bunch of perverts can see her ass in leggings flex in ways they’d never see flexed, so that they can jerk off to her ass and she can feel hot about her ass, like some gym fetish porn, without compromising her personal brand by coming across as a slut from instagram….

All these women who crave attention and audience are the fucking same level of pervert who wants perverts jacking off to them.

IT IS IN SLOW MOTION and I highly doubt it’s to show off her fitness technique for her second career as a personal trainer cuz it’s a passion of hers…

Brie Larson Fitness Erotica Tight LEggings

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2018

Nov

Nicole Murphy Got Them Titties on of the Day

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In the wake of the death of Kim Porter, Diddy’s longtime baby momma / girlfriend / etc…who was taken out by The Flu….

Here’s some Eddie Murphy baby momma as a stand in and tribute for being a rich Baby Momma to rich and powerful blackmen…who are in their 40s but still posting Titty content…even though I think Nicole Murphy is in her 50s….but age doesn’t matter when you got tits like this, in a dress like this, girl looks good….which is easy when you’re a model to start and very fucking rich thanks to divorce….giving you the time to focus on stayin’ hot and finding dresses that celebrate her tits…because no matter how old you get…you still go tits.

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2018

Nov

Noah Cyrus In a Bra of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is so fucking ugly…

I understand why she needs to post slutty content on her social media, you know her in a bra, or her in a see through shirt cuz it’s trendy..and that is to get people to notice her.

Unlike Miley Cyrus trying to break free from the Disney Stigma of “good girl on the surface, bad girl in the studio executive’s office while Walt’s frozen body watches on, like the pervert he was”….you know already super fucking famous, moving into the shocking and racy content needed for her to re-brand and stand out, influencing a generation of people getting naked for the sake of getting naked…

While her sister, who is hardly Miley, but has been told she’s good enough from everyone around her because they felt bad that she was never going to be Miley and they needed to give her extra attention so that she wasn’t affected by it….is out there trying to matter, and just being Miley’s sister makes her matter enough to get paid….while the getting naked is the attempt to actually get people noticing…

She’s just a rich kid on instagram trying to differentiate herself from all the other rich kids…and it’s clearly challenging…cuz every girl out ther eis doing it, but I guess not every girl out there has CYRUS as a last name.

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2018

Nov

Sofia Richie Big New Tits and Ass of the Day

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Hello, is it Lionel Richie’s spoiled brat daughter, who has decided the best thing to do with her access and money from being raised a spoiled brat rich kid, is to become a castmember, just as jacked up as a Kardashian, all to increase her celebrity despite always being Lion Richie’s spoiled brat daughter, you’re looking for?

Or are you just into looking at her fat tit in a bra you can see thanks to the paparazzi flashes and her being an attention seeking cunt…CUZ I’ve Got Both!!!

So much to offer you in one beautifully laid out website….

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2018

Nov

Lily Rose Depp Sucking Bones of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, is that she’s not the only Lily Rose out there, there are a handful of girls named Lily Rose, which is pretty funny….because it’s a reminder that Johnny Depp is just some candy coated, hollywood coddled, man child who has no real artistic integrity and is just some marketable bullshit that pretends to be an individual because he has had access to access to real artistic geniuses…who he rips off…I mean he even talks like Hunter S Thompson did before Johnny Depp even know who Thompson was…

I guess that’s not the most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, the most interesting thing about her is that she’s some hot rich kid celebrity child who looks good sucking bones….spoiled, entitled, given all she wants, with all that access, making her potentially boring and weird…delusional and annoying…probably the type to associate with weirdos to try to have some meaning in her life…you know meaning beyond being Johnny’s daughter…but she looks good and that’s good enough for me and everyone else…it’s the instagram generation…we only care about memes not substance…
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2018

Nov

Jessica Chastain’s New Mom Post Pregnancy Body of the Day

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Jessica Chastain recently revealed to the world that she has a 7 month old daughter that she had through surrogate because why do things the natural way when you are rich…she didn’t actually get pregnant, but I’ve seen Handmaid’s Tale and I know how the mom’s try to make the Handmade’s story their story…typical non committal obnoxious celebs trying to play new mom when it’s convenient despite not actually pushing a baby through her cunt…or housing it in her body cuz that would get in the way of work.

When I first read the story, I assumed she was Christina Hendricks, I confuse the two all the fucking time, and when assuming it was Christina Hendricks with the 7 month old kid, I was like “of course she finally had a kid, she’s been pregnant her entire career, it’s how she keeps her milk filled tits”…

But before making a fool of myself amongst my peers, my friends, you….I caught my confusion and realized it was the other one…Chastain….who I guess just didn’t want to ravage her pussy and would rather have a stand in hired help do it for her…because these celebs are rich and lazy and don’t even need to do their own pregnancies anymore…

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2018

Nov

Sarah Silverman Topless of the Day

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Sarah Silverman busted out her tits, in what is probably a demonstration of how she used to pose for Louie CK when he would jerk off to her….

I am not from the school of weird fetishists that were into Sarah Silverman and her big tits – ever….

There was a time, you probably don’t remember, or care to remember, when she was actually marketed as some hot comedian…while I would just listen to her jokes and cringe….I just didn’t find her funny and no part of me thought anything about her was hot…not that you care what I think…you just saw big old tits telling perverted jokes…saying naughty and inappropriate things…that if you only knew could make someone a millionaire you’d do too…it wasn’t that creative…

But the big old tits, are definitely REAL tits, far too real tits…way too real tits….they just hang in ways I’d rather no know they hang….in what I’ll call the saggy tit shaming, a movement I am sure exists out there amongst all you pussy victim liberal idiots…

If seeing her tits, her masculine, hard faced tits….here they are…but they aren’t anything you should jack off to…but I can’t get in the way of you being a sick and embarrassing fuck….if anything I can just facilitate that…because in ways…I am a hero…your hero..

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