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2018

14

Nov

Margot Robbie in Harpers Bazaar of the Day

I am sure I am one of the only dudes who thinks that Margot Robbie is some overrated, overweight, large Australian who managed to pull off some scam, probably with her tits, or throat, that has led to a legit career.

I just don’t believe that amongst all the people out there trying to be famous, this one just stands out so above and beyond all the rest…

Especially since her breakout role was for being the naked chick in Wolf of Wall Street, not some fucking life changing performance…just a naked performance…

The point is, it’s all marketing, it’s all fake news, it is all media hype…she’s not that great…especially not in this queer shoot for a magazine…a magazine where I am sure all she has said in her interview is some wanking herself off bullshit to promote bullshit that doens’t matter.

I don’t believe the hype, or the lies…or this!!! But you do and I do it for you.

Some important takeaways from the article:

“Margot Robbie reveals she doesn’t want to serve as a ‘catalyst for male story lines’ by taking on ‘wife’ roles in her acting career”

Sure she doesn’t..if she did, that wouldn’t be trendy…what a fucking activist…fighting for women’s rights…while bitch would do whatever jobs she could before she was Margot Robbie and now all of a sudden she’s no longer the wife role…LOL…let’s see how this pans out over the next 20 years of her carer…fucking idiots…

REPLACE HER with another puppet talking head replaceable bitch.

She also went on some vapid conversation about playing an ugly role, and how brave the director was to make her look ugly…brave? She also said this on being ugly: “It was very alienating. And I felt very lonely. It was an interesting social experiment.”….

Shut the fuck up. Seriously…these are your idols? Get a grip.

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2018

14

Nov

Lily Rose Depp Being Hot in Spandex of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp, the daughter of Hunter S Thompson impersonator, Johnny Depp, who has over the years been some degenerate, addict, pretending to be an artist, a tormented artist with Addiction issues, straight from the mean streets of Florida and Kentucky, pretty much rich as fuck by 20, coddled and embraced by society, given this cushy, high end, babied lifestyle….that is hardly anything interesting, or compelling, so he creates issues for himself and dates whores like Amber Heard to take advantage of him bcause he is easy to take advantage of because he’s some fucking child with a pile of money who never had to grow up cuz he’s famous…

Well…who cares about any of that…what we care about is his daughter, also coddled and spoiled in her life of luxury….is out there being hot, entitled, dialed in and working for french brands cuz she’s from France…and I’m a fan.

I don’t ever hate on hot chicks for how easy their existence is….I mean if you’re a hot chick it should be an easy life so you don’t age…whether it is from being a tormented rich kid or a tormented hot chick with a rich boyfriend…hot chicks deserve all they get…while ugly chicks deserve to be their assistants and/or taken out back and shot…cuz we don’t need them.

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Or maybe you prefer her smoking…

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2018

14

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Panties in a Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know if Vanessa Hudgens in her panties is that exciting, especially since it is photoshopped hard enough so that you can’t see her vagina, you know that good old fashioned pussy definition that is the most exciting thing about tight bikini bottoms and panties….photoshopped so hard you can’t see her carpet like pubic hair growing down to her knees…we’ve seen her pussy’s 5 o’clock shadow and know a hairy little creature wen we see it naked in leaked nudes…

But I assume it is exciting to High School musical fans who still follow the now fitter than she’s been in years…cuz of the whole panties thing.

The nice thing about perverts is that they are perverts, easy to please…the problem with perverts is how creepy and predatory they are…but I don’t have to worry about you and your cannibalism fetish you talk about with other perverts on the fetish message boards like a bunch of queers. Dudes chatting with each other about sexual fetishes, may be a sexual fetish in itself – cuz it’s straight up queer…..

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2018

14

Nov

Kaili Thorne Nipples in Mesh of the Day

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KAILI THORNE is the Bella Thorne half sister, milking Bella Thorne’s fame as hard as she can, despite not being her full sister, they have the same last name and that’s enough to try to leverage with your exposed tits…

Bella Throne is such an attention seeker, that I am surprised to know that if they are pretty much sisters, you’d think they’d be doing some mainstream, naked, attention seeking, low level sex work together as sisters sisters, because the world would like them better…because the world has an incest fetish…if you don’t believe me – go to your favorite porn site and see what the number one category is..

I guess Bella gets enough attention without sister porn or sister fetishes, plus she has her other raver sister to do that this and this one can’t get through to Bella to give her the co-sign and endorse her, Bella is too busy to return the call but instead she can just run off the name…tits out and it works to me.

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2018

14

Nov

Moa Aberg and Victoria Germyn Promoting Swimwear Naked of the Day

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We Posted Victora Germyn recently, but here she is naked again this time with Moa Aberg….

I don’t know who any of these people are, but there are so many of them, all looking the same, doing the same hustle, it’s amazing…I mean not that impressive, but amazing as a concept because we have a vat of half naked women to get knee deep in and covered in our own semen because…. like some queer in a bath house…only far more lonely…

Moa Aberg and Victoria Germyn Promoting Swimwear Naked

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2018

14

Nov

Dagny Paige TITTY of the Day

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Dagny Paige is some girl from instagram with 45,000 followers, which I guess isn’t a lot compared to the other whores out there. She confidently tells people she’s a model, it’s a tactic to convince the world into thinking that she’s a model…and maybe her business as a model will be lucrative, making her instagram a glimpse into her model life…

Well to those 45,000 people….here’s her tit they’ve probably been wanting to see in her slutty bikini pics…because it’s just a tit, that’s how they angle it…but it’s so much more than a tit…it’s a marketing tool..to get a higher level of being noticed….even in this era of tits everywhere..

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2018

14

Nov

Alexandra Smelova Nude Russian Model of the Day

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Alexandra Smelova is showing off her naked Russian body, because Russians are typically hot, at least the Russians I see, because I assume the ugly ones were killed off in the Communist era of Russia Must Be the Best…

In this nude shoot, which we can assume is for the mail order bride catalog, that I assume they still do, in the Russian Sex Worker human trafficking trade….and she’s showing off her flexbibility and dancer body…since all Russians do Ballet…all while naked…and it’s more exciting than a COSSACK dance which I know you think is pretty exciting.

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2018

14

Nov

Petra Nemcova’s Boyfriend is Pretty Daring of the DAy

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In case you don’t remember, Petra Nemcova survived that big Tsunami that made the news a long time ago, back when she was a young hot model. He was a photographer and they were on some luxury trip that ended with him taking a pretty fucking serious SURF, riding that wave like Patrick Swayze in the final scene of Point Break, unless he just faked his disappearance to get the fuck away from her…you know because she’s the kind of girl you want to fake your death the second you have the chance to like some natural disaster….

THAT SAID….

Her new boyfriend, for her old self, that still looks alright, despite the menopausal shaped body that I can see happening, which I guess isn’t so bad after all the trauma she’s been through, not that any EASTERN EUROPEAN can experience trauma, they have no souls…

Either way, the new boyfriend, based on her history is pretty daring, staring death in the face being near a body of water next to her. She’s got a pretty fucked up track record.

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2018

14

Nov

Chase Carter for MAXIM of the Day

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Chase Carter is some model I’ve only recently heard about, mainly because everyone is a signed model and slut, so it is hard to keep track of all the pussy out there….we live in a pussy warehouse and there is too much pussy to sort through and go through to know each specific pussy…it’s overwhelming…

Even as a signed model, from Sports Illustrated Swim, her existence is overshadowed by all the other pussy out there….but she’s in Maxim now, a magazine that for some reason still exists, in pics by Gilles Bensimon who once married Elle Macpherson, and that makes her more premium and higher tier than the other pussy scrambling to get into Maxim…as if Maxim is still a thing..what year is this, 1994?

We don’t need magazines like Maxim, we got Instagram, and her instagram is: CLICK HERE

A proper Bahamian tax invader…obviously a rich kid…which allows her the luxury of not being forced to work as a stripper…but instead as a high end stripper for brands and magazines…

Posted in:Chase Carter|SFW

2018

14

Nov

Victoria Silvstedt Scary Mangled Pussy of the Day

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VICTORIA SILVSTEDT has threatened to sue me aggressively many years ago, so I made it a point to never post pics of her again, but I figure if there’s some mangled blonde looking pussy on some Playboy whore from decades ago, who is still out there living the good life with the Rich Married men she escorts for and gets paid by, why not throw it up because we collectively like blonde pussy…if that’s what we are looking at, it could possibly be a MERKIN or just a flesh wound, but it’s this bitch in her Glory Days on a Wayback Wednesday, Flashback Friday, Throwback Thursday….you get what I am saying here..this clip is old as shit and so is the Swedish litigious cunt….but this is likely from her glory days when she was doing to the ground work to be a luxury high end escort / mistress to rich dudes…like the Greek Shipping Heir midget she was always seen at Cannes with, and who ate her out in paparazzi pics by the beach, which I think was the pics I was going to get sued over….

Speaking of getting sued, I’ve been sent lawyers letters from fucking everyone, posted some of them, and got no mainstream press for it, while others with the same lawyers letters get mainstream press for it, which means even my celebrity lawyers letters don’t matter, unless they happen to other people…fuckers.

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Posted in:NSFW|Victoria Silvstedt