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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2018

Oct

Chrissy Teigen Big Fat Hard Nippled Tits of the Day

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Fat Chrissy Teigen is pretty much banned from this site. Only because I don’t find her interesting or compelling…

I did have a weird interraction with her a long time ago, where she praised the site for making her laugh…because guess what..the site is funny.

Then a year later I went too far making fun of her, because what I’ve realized is that all these people have a breaking point, in some aspects they want everyone talking about them, but in other aspects of their fame leeching whore life, they want everyone talking nice, or soft teasing.

They do not like dudes coming out calling them fat, this was pre-kids, calling them wallet fuckers who invested their pussy into the homosexual singer she has kids with, and knew that all she had to do was please that earner and she’d be fine…

What I am sure she didn’t anticipate was that her twitter would go viral, people would think she’s a great voice for America, despite just being some fat tit, fat, ex bikini model who lives off some singer….and a career happened….

People think she’s real, truthful, but really she’s just a broken down misguided whore….

I celebrated her when she wanted to kill herself because I thought it was a good choice for her, but instead she ended up becoming relevant in pop culture for whatever fucking reason, giving whores everywhere hope that thy will matter too…

Her big sloppy mom tits with no bra, on par with all the clickbait she’s produced over the years, should be banned from the site, but instead it’s my olive branch to mend our broken relationship…because I forgive her for being a cunt…but I can’t forgive her for this outfit with that body…you know because I remember her before she was fat…but always knew she’d grow into her tits as all busty asians do.

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2018

Oct

Elizabeth Olsen Gets Her Tits Wet of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is the Olsen twin sister who still needs to work, because when she was growing up, her older twin sisters, who may or may not be aliens from another planet, but who are definitely really creepy and weird and look like Michael Jackson, were out there making billions of dollars so that they don’t have to ever work in entertainment again, but instead run some fashion company because they can….

This one is out there doing Hollywood pictures, getting lots of praise, even getting jerked off to by the perverts who are into her sisters and this is the closest thing they can get to the real thing, but also by people who don’t know anything about the Olsen twins other than that there were creepy kids in movies in the 90s, and know everything about Elizabeth Olsen…like that she’s busty…

Here she is getting wet.

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2018

Oct

Rachel McCord Trying to Be Sexy in a Bikini of the Day

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Rachel McCord is in a bikini for the paparazzi as she does…because it’s all she’s got going for her…

Which makes Rachel McCord almost interesting, only because she’s moved to LA when her sister booked a show, that at this point was so long ago, and she hasn’t done anything since…

But for a minute and a half, I think 2 seasons, but maybe more, she was the plus one to all the events her sister went to.

You know full fucking mooch, not actually working in LA, just hanging out….and that’s the attitude I like from a woman. I mean find a rich dude and fucking sit, lunch, dinner, shop, fuck, and get paparazzi pics in between.

I mean if you’re a skinny chick, you have to be a real idiot to have ambitiion, goals and dreams and want to work.

Follow Rachel McCord’s lead…and do nothing, yet matter more than your sister the actual actor does, cuz your do nothing involves paparazzi marketing so people know the name…

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2018

Oct

Jade Chynoweth Big Tits Tiny Bikini for the Gram of the Day

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This is the second time I am posting Jade Chynoweth this week, which is a lot considering she’s a nobody.

She’s a 19 year old from UTAH who is in a lot of really important things like the Step UP Stomp the Yard TV series you didn’t know exists because why would you know that, it’s not like you’re some kind of pervert who snuck into Step Up stomp the yard when it was in Movie Theaters to see both the girls who were into seeing such a stupid movie and that girls in the movie…dancing around like young harlots set to shitty storylines,

All it took was some bikini content to make her important enough to get featured on this site to millions of people / my mom…jokes…my mom’s dead.

The real question is why would a woman post up her bikini pics to social media using her phone?

Is it because she really just wants to share this memory with her fans she doesn’t give a fuck about, or friends and family, and the fans are just part of the job…

Or it’s just a shameless look at me, jerk off to me, follow me, I’ll post more if you do…and when enough of you follow me, maybe I’ll get my Mormon Utah ass into actual movies that matter…maybe…

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2018

Oct

Mariah Carey Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Mariah Carey may be an unstable mental case who has had a history of mental health issues. She may be an overpaid, overfed, diva who has been coddled by too many people in her 30 years of fame….

She may be an old lady, she may have got to where she is by marrying the head of the record label, like a good slut who knows her value as a singer only matters and shines if she sucks the right dicks…

But she’s been consistent in showing us her tits, and tits, when you don’t have to deal with the cunt, or her cunt, is something we can all appreciate in picture form.

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2018

Oct

Pervert Has Sex with Escalator and Other Videos of the Day

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White Guy Shoots Black Kid

Monkey Fucks a Cat….

Bus Driver Saves Dog on Highway

Trigger Happy Phone Thiefs

Idiot Inmate Attempts to Crab Weapon

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My original reason for starting this site back in 20004, and it really was a better reason that why I have this site and updated it daily in 2018, was to produce videos. I wanted to do what are now known as viral videos. Documentaries, Dramas, Trolls, awkwardness….but making videos cost too much money, required too much work, and got me no praise because they were all shit….

Well yesterday, I thought about bringing the videos back, producing more videos, finally following my dream for DrunkenStepfather.com, eventually becoming a network like NBC, like I’m Ted Turner or Rupert Murdoch…

So I wanted to do a test run and walk up to every woman I saw on the street, dressed like they were going to work, or school, or who knows what people do, but you know just waiting for the bus, or a friend, on the corner…and I propositioned them for sex, you know treat em like a prostitute….by asking them how much they cost for an hour….I figure the comedy would happen with their reactions, especially when trying to get the elderly on their way to church meetings to fuck you for money….it really just writes itself…

But then I remembered a story I read about a wife who was leaving her husband for sexual assault, because after 9 years of marriage, she read that sex when drunk is rape, and realized her and her husband’s first two or three times fucking, back when they were in college so she decided that he had raped her twice and their relationship built on lies, so she took him to court, got half of everything, labeled him a rapist and is now in a relationship with her boss who just bought her a new BMW, while her ex struggles to make child support payments…

And I realized, that although it’s the perfect time to sexualize women and act like they are all hookers, because really they are, everything is transactional…

It’s not worth the headache, and a vine star probably already did it…

So instead of producing videos for you, I bring you the stepLINKS of the Day in the morning, in the form of a Hangover Dump, which happens when you drink too much, pass out and wake up ready to shit yourself…the LINK version…

Celebs React to Kanye Like we Care
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Rachel ZOE Nip
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Lesbians Recreate ALIEN in their Baby Photos
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Rachel McCord in a Bathing Suit
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Country Slut of the Day
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Jessica Biel Gets Work
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Shauna Sexton Still Paid to Fuck Affleck
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The Most Illegal Move in Wrestling
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The Dumbest Video of the Day – HOW TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE
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Kiki Challenge in Short Shorts
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People Like Vaping? Do You Like Getting Fucked Up? Get a Discount Vape Pen
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Do YOU like Not Feeling Pain? – USE CODE “DRUNKEN” for Discount – DO IT!
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Do You Like Sports Betting? Bet on Them!
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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve got a spammer telling me he’s got video of me jerking off to some porn site using some sort of MALWARE virus but he’ll delete the video for 7,000 dollars, which is far too expensive for a jerk off video I’d give away for free…not that I jerk off, especially not to porn on my computer with a camera looking right at me…that’s queer…

But I think my top 10 contacts from their hacking should get video of me raping myself…I think it will be good for our relationship…plus I’ll be a victim and can cry about the patriarchy sexually assaulting ME via my sex solo “I think I’m alone Now”..time…

Here are some stepLINKS…

DUDe Getting His Dick Sucked By his GF
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Emily DiDonato Nipple Peek
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Candid Bikini Teens…
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More Info On the Selena Gomez Suicide
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The Most Bullied person in the World
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Justin Timberlake is Into Women’s Clothing
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Kim K – Hard Man Nipples
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Country Star You’ll Want to Fuck
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How Dua Lipa Became a Breakout Star…
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Ashley Madekwe See Through Top….
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Rita Ora’s Instagram Nudes
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Fyre Festival Dude Gets 6 Years in Jail for Bringing Us All Joy Watching those Social Media idiots who bought overpriced tickets to a fantasy event suffer in another country!
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Cinnamon Challenge Fail
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AMBER HEARD IS TRASH
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Parkour Fail
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Fishing Fails
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Black People Like Alec Baldwin
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Lamborghini has a Crash
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Girl in Slutty Shorts and Sports Bra in a Kiki Challenge Fail
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Channing Tatum the Bi Sexual is Dating Jessie J
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Bear of the Day
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Pet Semetary Official Trailer
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Lawnchair Fail….
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News about the Met Gala for you Homos
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Kylie Jenner Back on the Lip Filler – Trying to have a Second Kid
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The Nicest Survival House Villa
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Kat Jimenez Slutty from Instagram
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Little Caesars Was Not Selling DiGIonoro’s
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People Like Vaping? Do You Like Getting Fucked Up? Get a Discount Vape Pen
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Do YOU like Not Feeling Pain? – USE CODE “DRUNKEN” for Discount – DO IT!
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Do You Like Sports Betting? Bet on Them!
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Jennifer Garner – Old
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Keira KNightley Boring in a SHoot
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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Dress
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Nicole Richie – In a Dress
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Taissa Farmiga in a Dress
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The American Music Award Pics are Important
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Lucy Hale – Boring as Shit with her Tits Out
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Candice Swanepoel at the Gym for the VS Fashion Show
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Oh Shit – Rebecca Romijn at a Star Trek Thing
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Stefanie Scott – Young Slut
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Sara Sampaio at Some Event
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From stepSMUT!!

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Come talk to SLUTS CUZ I got a 25% discount for You – use IAMSPECIAL code
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Beach Asshole Spread
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Misadventures of a Drunk Girl
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Terrible Bumble Bee Porn
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Adventurous Anal
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Maitland Ward’s Sex Videos – Cuz Her Husband is a Cuck….With Porno Producer Fantasies…
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Nude PHotographer of the Day
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Candice Luka is Some Hot Naked Chick
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SuperMario Porn
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Mommy Has Some Big Tits
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Amateur Sucks Dick on an Amusement Park Ride
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This AMateur is Amazing
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Charlie Rinna’s TItties for Playboy
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Alisa I has some Great Tits
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Hot sauce on that Pussy
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The Banned on Instagram KIKI Challenge
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Lesbian Scissor Fuck of the Day
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Girl with Hot Body Gets Naked
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Amazing Slow Motion Moments to Jerk off To
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Another Naked Amateur – This One’s Stickign Things in her Butt…
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These Look like Big Naturals on Kylie Page to Me
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Look at this Coinslot Pussy….on VIKA
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This Girl has a Nicely Shaped Bush
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Check Out THis Magic Trick
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When You Get in a Fight with a Fag
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Cyclist Caught having a Rendez Vous with Hooker….Weird…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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CAM GIRL PUSSY
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2018

Oct

Sarah Hyland Braless Demon of the Day

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Sarah Hyland scares me. She’s an underdeveloped genetic freak who is so fucked up she’s needed a new kidney at least once..but instead of taking the Selena Gomez killing herself route…she’s decided to work out, love herself, do fitness and figure out this whole social media thing, where she has taken down that wall we once had between us and the actors who play characters we like on TV, and has got a little too comfortable talking to her people from her home, or bed, like a little attention seeking talk show host….that we can assume will eventually evolve into nudes, sex tape releases, all that good stuff…but in the meantime it’s just her getting her bearings and figuring out the whole slutty on the internet to be compelling thing…she’s weird looking, a fetish troll, they sexy thing is not something she was naturally born doing….but a few too many wines on her rebuilt Kidney will give you what you want…but until then…this is what Sarah Hyland’s got for you.

Here is her back – naked – topless in bed…

Some videos of her working out like a whore….talking about poop cuz she’s funny…

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2018

Oct

Rita Ora Nude Again of the Day

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Rita Ora posted up this nude pic on instagram – I saw it yesterday and assumed I already posted it this week – because I am so on top on the nudes – I post them before the people in the nudes post them – but as it turns out, this is an additional nude to the set and it’s strategically covering her awesome tits – which in and of itself is unfortunate – because if you’re going to use a whore naked – you might as well USE her naked….

Rita Ora manages to be everywhere, be everything, to everyone….which is a great tactic of a sex worker…and she exists because she’s fucked her way to the top on a variety of dicks…but that just opened the door for her…the solidifying of who she has happened with years of going to everything she was invited to thanks to the people she was fucking…..and walking the red carpet with her tits out…now she is seen or known for her musical successes that happened this year…but for the longest time building up to this… she was known as “who’s that with the fat tits”….the great fat tits…

The lesson is to never give up.

Here she is with Esquire Middle East

Here she is showing off her ass like a whore:

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