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2018

22

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio at 100 years old – still has the ability to get half naked and sprawled out on the beach in a bikini..possibly because it requires zero to no talent, skill or effort to do….but I am sure Alessandra Ambrosio she polarizes it and pretends it requires skill…you know the whole it takes 10,000 hours to master something…like posing for a camera in a way that looks like she’s posing for a camera because she’s posing for a fucking camera…

But that doesn’t mean, I won’t stare at her half naked in bikini, pushing 40, stealing jobs from the 19 year olds because Victoria’s Secret knows her ability to sell their shitty product so they keep her the fuck around…not that you perverts care about that.

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2018

22

Oct

Peyton Roi List in Some Disney Lingerie Of the Day

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The one thing I know about Disney Kids is that they all statistically grow up to be real exhibitionist sluts getting naked or as naked as they can to be relevant, not too racy, and hireable…you know all that hard work growing up in the Disney school of entertainment has made them professionals that other people want to work with….

I don’t know if it’s just the era, the sign of the times, the way we operate as people…that forces these girls trained on the importance of being noticed…doing what they industry wants them to do to be noticed…

Or if they are just doing teen rebellion in their 20s, now that their Disney Contract is up, letting loose in the fishbowl zoo exhibit they live in…

Or maybe they are just raised by their whore mothers to please whoever they need to – to keep the fame thing happening, the career alive, so that all egos can be fed with a pile of money like he celebrities they’ve become…

Whatever the reason, I’ve seen many disney kids naked or half naked….and clearly it’s not a coincidence…

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2018

22

Oct

31 Pics of Topless Genevieve Morton of the Day

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I figure if a forgotten model who no longer works for the one company that gave her consistent unpaid work….Sports Illustrated….Who allowed her to be higher profile than all the other bikini models out there, in an era when not everyone was a bikini model….establishing a fan base for herself thanks to her big boobs….and who let her go a few years ago cuz she’s old and because there are so many more relevant girls getting naked on the social media they can use to try to stay relevant and not admit they are a dying entity thanks to everyone getting naked for free…

Gets out there and produce titty pics, of her big tits, in black and white so it’s not considered porn, but artistic nudes, to evoke emotion, to show you her pain and struggles navigating the world, getting to a point where she realizes “fuck it, I’ll just get naked after the decade of cockteasing”…only to limit the cocktease because without SI she virtually disappeared…

I consider it my duty to post all the pics and say “hey, go give Genevieve Morton some love”….she may be older, but looks better than she did for SI all those years, but that could just be the toplessness talking….

You can follow her at INSTAGRAM …and give her and her breasts a second chance to redeem themselves in her 30s….

Or you can click from her profile to all the 20 year olds getting naked…

Either way, instagram is where you’ll find countless things to jerk off to.

But this Genevieve Morton shoot is worthy of going viral for her, so help a girl out and pass it around….it’s not too late for her or her tits to have another chance at this titty career.

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2018

22

Oct

Padma Holding Her Tits of the Day

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Here are some pics of Padma Lashki showing you how to seduce a really old billionaire so that you get all his money….it’s called showing off her big tits while pretending to be a sophisticated women…when clearly…you’re a low level whore.

I don’t know if people know who Padma Lashki is, but I think she’s on the Food Network….or involved in cooking, for whatever reason…

I do know that her story needs to be told, repeated and remembered because she’s just that much of a shitty person….

In her strategic manipulation of rich guys.. a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires who probably doesn’t consider herself a sugar baby…she got knocked up when cheating on her billionaire who was dying, with a billionaire who was Michael Dell’s brother, getting knocked up, and convincing the dying one, that the kid in her womb was his, leading to the kid in her womb getting his money / inheritance…while genetically the kid is another Billionaire’s kid, making it entitled to his billions of dollars too.

It’s fucking nuts…it’s dark, it’s dirty, it’s manipulative, but tits…they have a way of winning.

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2018

22

Oct

JoJo Levesque Gone Wild of the DAy

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Yo….you know JoJo? Of course you do. Not only do you remember her when she was jailbait back a few decades ago but you love any grown woman who still goes by the name Jojo, like she’s a 6 year old, because you’re fucking weird…

I know that Jojo has found her place in the world, catering to the gays, as gays love pop stars and find them so fabulous, so as she’s secured an audience for her second attempt at this fame thing, she’s also been out on social media doing what these girls do…getting slutty..

I mean she’s out there, big tits, in a latex or PVC suit, I don’t know the difference because I am not weird and like my women in regular clothing, not weird fetish gear clothing, that has never excited me….but the people into Latex and PVC, the Fet Life weirdos…they go mental for the shit, they get deeply entrenched in the shit, and they can only get off to women in the shit…so this ones for them…

Slutty Jojo, not 6 like her name implies, but busty and ready to be jerked off to.

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2018

22

Oct

Some Girl Nude for a Photographer of the Day

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The photographer’s name is Stefan Rapo …who we all need to give some credit to, some virtual high fives, help his Klout Score if that’s still a thing…because he spends his days tirelessly finding nude women to take pictures of…when you’re sitting there just jerking off to pics of nude girls…without any consideration for what it takes to get these women nude in the first place…

I know what you’re thinking, all these girls get naked all the time, they are always naked, why would the man who captures them naked matter…well you’re right…girls who get naked for one photographer will get naked for all photographers..they are on a mission to get their naked bodies seen…because I guess they love their naked bodies and it is empowering to be nude…

But it still takes a photographer like Stefan to take the time to make this happen, his art, you know in an era of #metoo you have to have a death wish to shoot pics of nude women, any of them can decide you manipulated them or touched them wrong..which is why I post other people’s nudes….not worth the ruining of your fucking life for a set of tits posing like an asshole.

Posted in:nude photography

2018

22

Oct

Naked Protestors of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Titties Sing in Argentina

Warehouse Dentist

Body Builder Beats Woman

Jaguar Fan Knocks Out Texan fan

Happy Delivery Guy

Trump Tells Reporter to Not be a Baby

Gas Station Fire

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2018

22

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Asking girls to smell them to see if they have a UTI because you’re like a drug dog, or a scent dog who can determine what level of UTI they have and what course of action through antibiotics and/or cranberry juice….is my new pick up line at the ghetto bar with the homeless ladies I don’t actually ever want to have sex with…but I will do a sniffing contest to see how disgusting it smells…you know as my contribution, my charitable activity, because heroes come in all varieties…and if you save just one woman, and get her to cure her UTI, so that it doesn’t spread and complicate and turn into cancer or the flesh eating disease that kills them…saving one life makes it all worth it.

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2018

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in a world where fat girls publicly discuss their sex and no one throws up on them, or throws cake or burgers to shut them the fuck up..because they know that the food will distract them from talking about their sex…These people are actually and encouraged to share their slutty fat girl experiences like they are a fetish, hot, or exciting to all you perverts, when sex for fat girls is traditionally supposed to be miserable, something that people are ashamed of, saved for married men and horny men…instead these girls get laid all the time now…

I blame tinder for making everyone way more open to disgusting things…so that now I have to be exposed to it…

I also think it is funny to see how divided Americans are, like the whole government, both democrat and republican is just a tool to distract, divide, create fights between you, so the corrupt backend things the government does can go on without being caught….when you should just all unite and relax like the pot smoking Canadians….sit back and let them do their thing…

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2018

19

Oct

100 Reddit Girls Naked with Weed for Canada’s Legalization of the Day

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I am based in Canada and Canada made weed legal this week. Drug dealers are all pissed off because they are being priced out of the market by the government who now is the sole provider of weed, at least where I live….but you can smoke weed wherever people smoke cigarettes…you can buy weed…you can grow plants…you can have an unlimited amount of weed in your house…you can carry 30 grams of weed on you at any time….and people find it exciting….even more exciting than igloos, maple syrup harvest, moose and beaver meat, Avril Lavigne….and Nickelback…and Neil Young…Elton John’s gay husband….Shay Mitchell / Nina Dobrev and Pam Anderson….Jim Carrey, Martin Short and Lorne Michaels….Justin Bieber, Celine Dion and Tom Green….and all other things Canada…like Vice and American Apparel and Cirque du Soliel…

I am sure Donald Trump will be following Trudeau’s lead for the next election, because he knows it will get him voted back in…and you’ll all be too stoned to care about politics anymore…

I do think the logic behind weed being illegal, when it was just a plant that you basically smoke the bud or flower of without any processing, no PROCESSING, is insane….how the fuck did people allow the government to do that shit…who said “ok Government, control us harder than you do”…

I do think the logic of making weed legal is a little annoying, because one day it’s bad, the next day it’s good, and people let the governement decide that. Cops who beat people over weed, now smoke weed with those people and it’s fine…all so the government can get their cut…

BUT at least no one is getting arrested for it….which was ridiculous….

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