DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2018

02

Nov

Marisa Papen Nude for Instagram of the Day

Someone’s starved for attention…and her name is Marisa Papen who has made a life or a name for herself as a nude model on social media…

There was a time when people would post nude pics to get followers and attention…that I guess still exists today as the primary strategy of girls everywhere to get noticed…even famous girls…but before it was generally accepted and mainstream…a cultural phenomenon…it was reserved for the sluttiest of exhibitionist who with every pic risked their social media accounts because Instagram would police that shit..and this Marisa Papen lost hers at least once…yet thanks to getting naked and being bold and taking that risk with an instagram account that she could easily just get back with a new email address since Instagram isn’t life or really taking any fucking risk whatsoever it’s just a damn website….and she made a name for herself allowing her to continue her quest to get naked along with everyone else..from top level celeb and models to the girl working the corner store…they are all doing it…and I’m watching even if it’s boring and they put no effort in…typical women doing the bare minimum to make us cum because they are used to being spoiled and having men do everything for them…

Great bush though, probably a bush she thinks is a big deal to have because of her feminism bullshit, but that is just a bush that happens with not shaving..

Posted in:Marisa Papen

2018

02

Nov

Halloween Doesn’t End on November 1st of the Day More Halloween Smut of the Day

No Comments »

Halloween doens’t end…I posted THIS and THIS and THIS ….THREE OR MORE HALLOWEEN POSTS ALREADY INCLUDING IRELAND BADLWIN’S PUSSY FLASH and there’s more….because these slutty girls keep bringing the slutty outfits…it’s day fucking 5 of Halloween coverage cuz Halloween never ends for a whore…

Bella Thorne, who was a costume this year, cuz she’s relevant on social media – as the Bride of Chucky….while her husband the weird crackhead user was Chucky…ready for her relevance to end…it’s dull now, like this bitch has money, fame, celebrity, money, access…and this is the lameness she is producing…try harder…

So – We’ve got Stella Hudgens with the tits…

Paige Spiranac – Slutty Golfer with her Tits Out…

Caroline in the City’s Daughter Zoey Deutch

Kylie Jenner and her Moster Mom Broken Down Mom Pussy TIts….how many costumes does this bitch need, I think she did 5 this year…maybe 6….eager fucking banged out mom pussy beaver…

Jessica Lowndes – Whoever that is…

Rita Ora Halloween Tits

Nina Agdal Dressed like a Sugar Baby trying to Seduce an Heir to Christie Brinkley’s Husband’s billions…look how she locks her gaze in to steal his soul and spend all his money…

Sophie Turner Tall as Fuck with her Midget Husbad…

Vanessa Hudgens with the legs…

Kendall as a Body Dysmorphia Witch

Victoria Justice and her Sister as fitness whores…

So it’s halloween every day for a whore…and because I am slow to post shit cuz I am an alcoholic, disorganized with other things to do than updating a weird site calling out celebrities for being trash…only to learn 14 years into it…that the people who visit these sites fucking love the celebs and my posting about them in a negative light is bad for business, audience engagement, etc….because people who hate celebs…don’t bother HATING on celebs…they just focus on their selfies and own life and ignore pop culture news and the tits that are in pop culture news…

What I am saying is…I serve no purpose….

Posted in:Halloween

2018

02

Nov

Liz Hurley Bikini Ninja of the Day

No Comments »

Liz Hurley may be 100 fucking years old, like the guy I just got stuck in a public bathroom with, who had a cane and really terrible fucking gas, because like me, he is rotting on the inside, only he’s more advanced in his rotting, because he’s 100 fucking years old…and I’m not quite there yet…but I could have accidentally inhaled some of the poo particles from whatever he was doing in that stall while I pissed and I could end up with whatever he had…public bathrooms…you know how they are….because you sneak in them and lick the seats…you sick fuck….

ONLY….Liz Hurley, despite being 100 years old has maintained her looks, she’s vain…and with that has also produced and continues to produce bikini / bathing suit content like it’s her job…cuz it pretty much is. What else is a sugar baby from yester-year to do.

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley

2018

02

Nov

Sahara Ray Gone Nude Wild on Social Media Q&A of the Day

No Comments »

Sahara Ray is a forgotten instagram model who was early to the instagram game…doing instagram style shoots even before instagram officially hit with photographers that used to do shoots with a similar vibe to an IG filter…because instagram didn’t event the hipster piss tone…photographers trying to recreate film with photoshop did…heroes…

That said her big, probably fake, beachy surf tits have been exposed numerous times, they are huge…and with that came success, brand deals the typical instagram shit when people were hyped on her…

With instagram, you retain all your followers, you don’t lose followers, so you an still feel relelvant even when you’re not…and when you’re the kind of girl getting naked for attention…you’ll still get naked for attention like that RAT COW bitch…

Point being, she did a Q&A and she showed off her tits, because that’s what cam girls who never official cam girled do to get noticed…it’s like higher end with better social acceptance that straight up sex work…

And why analyze a girl showing tits…tits that are too hard to make out even though they are bigger than your head…bitch needs a light kit or some shit for these selfies…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2018

02

Nov

Kim K Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Am I actually posting pics of this porn chick Kim Kardashian, the grossest human being to walk the fucking earth…who was equally gross when she was getting fucked raw by Ray J while her mom filmed to launch the family career the classy rich way….

Her dad OJs lawyer and friend, who may or may not have fucked Nicole Brown in the orgy they all participated in when Kris got pregnant with Khloe….you know OJ the original white man’s black man….before teaching his bitch a lesson like he was in some Brazilian gang….

Here she is at 40 looking like a fucking muppet, the human version, cashing in with her near dead photographer…before he near died….in a car accident in a car he bought with his Kardashian money…because he got to spend his last day doing this…because dreams come true on Instagram…and working for Kim K was probably the biggest thing that could happen to him – which is really a sign of all that is wrong in America…

In what may have been an evil Kardashian plot to add to their evil storyline that is all media manipulation for you suckers to fall into…whilst looking like a fucking muppet..with muppet tits…and a muppet face and muppet ass

Fuck these garbage people. They are the biggest threat on AMERICA…

TO See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Uncategorized

2018

02

Nov

Katie Holmes Belly Button Penis of the Day

No Comments »

Katie Holmes has finally revealed where TOM CRUISE used to fuck her, when he replaced the original Dawson’s Creek Katie Holmes with the Robot Katie Holmes for Scientology…and it’s fucking terrifying.

They will say that this is from birthing her 32 year old daughter SURI the alien….

But I know it’s what Tom used to stick his dick in to make SURI.

PORT DOCKING….SPACE SHIT…SCIENCE!

That’s all I have to say about that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2018

02

Nov

Butt Implants of the Day and other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Hard to See But Woman Knocks Out Bouncer for Thinking he Grabbed Her Butt when He Diedn

Police Chase of the Day

Bird Takes Out Two Motorbike Riders

Home Invader Shot

Posted in:stepLINKS|stepNEWS

2018

02

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I just woke up passed noon on a weekday – which is a reminder that despite sucking at life, I can still be a far lazier fuck than you with no consequences and that is a nice thing, especially with sleep apnea, diabetes and no job…

I call this living the best life…

Here are some morning links…while I fear my actual hangover dump due to hemorrhoids that could be Anal cancer from that time I fucked / jerked off to a pic of Farrah Fawcett…

Because you know if Karma is a real thing….all that making fun of her for her Anal cancer would be exactly the type of cancer I get…

Here are some morning links in the Morning…

Heather Locklear Being Sued…
CLICK HERE

Brady Bunch House Reunion by HGTV at the expense of Lance Bass…and his dream investment
CLICK HERE

Worst FETISH EVER
CLICK HERE

High Rise Rope Dancing – CRAZY SLUT
CLICK HERE

Mike Tyson Making a Comedy about Weed Farming
CLICK HERE

Skinny Bouncy Busty Titty Drop
CLICK HERE

Rat Cow and her new Face in Costume
CLICK HERE

Giant Spool Falls Off Truck
CLICK HERE

World’s Largest Statue NOW OPEN and it’s not of Kanye or TRUMP or Kim K’s Fat Ass…
CLICK HERE

Weird Marriage of the Day
CLICK HERE

Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
CLICK HERE

Make her Squirt every time with High End Sex Toys!!! Discount stepzalo10
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I am pretty slow on the stepLINKS…I was eating dinner instead of doing stepLINKS…because I am fat…but I still got a life you know…I can’t be a slave chained to a computer writing shit no one reads..I can’t be the stepfather NO ONE listens to or gives Father’s day cards to…

That said, sexual assault is reading all the comments on reddit and instagram by guys about getting hard or jerking off…I have no interest in reading that…..and always hated my friends and acquaintances who talked to me about jacking off….keep it to your damn self you queer…

I hate you all…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Halloween House Ever
CLICK HERE

Woman Takes herself Out in her Fitness Gear
CLICK HERE

Sofia Richie – Animal Print Thong
CLICK HERE

Most Insane Restaurant Ever
CLICK HERE

Ireland Baldwin Pussy Flash
CLICK HERE

Neil Young Confirms Marriage to Darryl Hannah…
CLICK HERE

Game Of Thrones Titties
CLICK HERE

Schoolgirl GIF of the Day
CLICK HERE

Julianne Hough Gets Work
CLICK HERE

21 Foot Low Rider Truck
CLICK HERE

Kardashian Said RETARDED ON TV….CANCEL THEM
CLICK HERE

Farrah Abraham Vagina Yoga
CLICK HERE

Halloween Brings Out Best in Girls…
CLICK HERE

Cat Butt Crack Pumpkin!
CLICK HERE

Google Staff is Mad over MeToo Movement…
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Random Pics
CLICK HERE

Seagull Knocks on Front Door
CLICK HERE

Asian Shopkeeper VS Robber
CLICK HERE

Dumb Bitch on a Train
CLICK HERE

Braless in a Black Dress
CLICK HERE

Man Swimming After Boat
CLICK HERE

Crocs by Post Malone….
CLICK HERE

Girl Playing with Gun Accidentally Shoots Guy in Head
CLICK HERE

Chris PRatt and Anna Farris and Their New Lovers All Trick Or Treat Together
CLICK HERE

Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
CLICK HERE

Make her Squirt every time with High End Sex Toys!!! Discount stepzalo10
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Kim K – Disgusting Bikini
CLICK HERE

Comfort Clinton – Her Name is Actually Comfort…
CLICK HERE

Lana Del Rey Performing…
CLICK HERE

Frenchy Morgan – AMazing Bikini
CLICK HERE

Harley Quinn Smith – Kevin Smith’s Daughter Got Tits
CLICK HERE

Dree Hemingway – Cancer Head
CLICK HERE

Robin Wright Penn – OLD HARD FACE
CLICK HERE

Lee Ann Rimes in Jeans
CLICK HERE

Tika Sumpter Some Chick Doing Boring Shit
CLICK HERE

Frances Bean Cobain in LA
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
================

Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
CLICK HERE

Pumpkin Handjob
CLICK HERE

Hot Amateur Slut
CLICK HERE

Make her Squirt every time for – Discount stepzalo10
CLICK HERE

BUSTED PUBLIC JERK OFF…
CLICK HERE

Classic Underwater Felation
CLICK HERE

THe Craziest MIT Ever…You Know what this is about
CLICK HERE

Violet Myers Big TIts
CLICK HERE

Fuck Yourself with this Male Masturbator
CLICK HERE

TITTY DROP
CLICK HERE

Spring Break Chicks
CLICK HERE

MONSTER TITS
CLICK HERE

Elena Chick Stripping Out of her Plaid Skirt…
CLICK HERE

Busty Paige is Pretty Busty
CLICK HERE

Olied Up Andie Valentino is Greasy and AMazing
CLICK HERE

Panty Flash in Public – to Pussy Spread
CLICK HERE

This Pale Girl and her Pink Nips are Great
CLICK HERE

Come talk to SLUTS CUZ I got a 25% discount for You – use IAMSPECIAL code
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

More Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | SNAPCHAT

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER
CLICK HERE

Follow My SFW CAM GIRL Youtube Channel
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

01

Nov

Slutty Halloween Roundup of the Day

No Comments »

It was Halloween…and everyone in the world, not just celebs were so excited to wear a dozen fucking costumes in a three day period….

I have already done THIS POST and THIS POST about the topic…because I am such a great investigative journalist who covers all the important things in the world….like what sluts dressed like sluts and some not dressed as sluts decide to dress up as….few are original or inspiring…most are played out and obvious but I have no expectations out of these people as they are all the worst…I just look at their tits…and or IRELAND BALDWIN’s PUSSY

Here are some more costumes…..

Anastasia Ashley as Surf Barbie…