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2018

08

Oct

Mel B and her Cameltoe of the Day

Mel B, scary spice, the Spice Girl with the hard nipples in their first video I used to jerk off to – back when the internet was new, that’s how old this bitch is, and you couldn’t access porn freely to jerk off to normal things like porn, and had to be creative and jerk off to hard nipples…

Whatever…

What I am getting at is that she wore a pretty ambitious outfit for a known sex addict….you know a cat suit thing, that obviously exposed and hugged her pussy hard enough for you to see how hard it’s been banged out by the multiple kids with multiple dads, and I guess all the guys and girls who have inserted various things in her sloppy slop hole…

You know…because maybe showing the world her pussy without showing her pussy, is her new sex addiction fetish…

I am just bummed that I can’t see the wet spot.

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2018

08

Oct

Marisa Papen Naked Motocross Erotica of the Day

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Marisa Papen is some instagram whore who has positioned herself as some kind of artist because I guess getting naked on the internet works better if you position yourself as some kind of activist, when you’re really just some kind of exhibitionist…you know a stripper who doesn’t use the pole, but instead using the creepy instagram photographer to take nude pics for her so she get get her nakedness out there.

A martyr who has had multiple instagram accounts deleted….who got naked before Instagram allowed nudity….and the point of the story is that she’s gone onto continue her nude modeling, because a set of tits with a will to get naked, will get naked, and here she is riding a motorcross with what I assume is one of the guys she fucks…

There is a fetish in this somewhere….for you white trash motocross weirdos who like tits.

Here she is naked for a titty magazine…good bush….

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2018

08

Oct

Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Indian Vogue of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who has made it in America – because of her work as a sex worker for the billion dollar brand that knows how to strategically motivate their roster of hookers to post slutty content to their social media feeds – with money and bonuses

Apparently, you can see Sara Sampaio’s nipples in this outfit, because pulling out nipples in outfits for fashion, like posting half nudes, is socially acceptable and encouraged to get you noticed…

If you read the site, you’ll know that last year around this time, she did some speech I was unfortunately exposed to, where she discussed how a magazine called LUI, that was a porn mag, repurposed as a men’s magazine….that posted models naked…printed her nude pics…that she signed off on…despite her asking them not to…

So that’s that….a nude model, who has a billionaire boyfriend, all because of getting nude, complaining about being nude…I find it pretty obnoxious….but here she is slutty out in various capacities…

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2018

08

Oct

Poppy Delevingne Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is not hot….and either is her sister Poppy, who unlike heroin, or really any opiates that are derived from the Poppy, is hardly addictive…

I don’t really know what scam these rich girls did, mainly her sister, to be seen as someting relevant and celebrated. I mean there was a time that Cara Delevingne was everywhere…consistently everywhere…which I guess is what it takes to be someone these days…

I had a theory that their rich mom bought all their Chanel clothes directly from the source, and that alone was enough reason for them to give her daughter’s a job, you know company loyalty…

But maybe it’s just that the world has no taste and the silly, loud, lesbian being out there at the right parties is enough…

I know Cara still gets work, makes lots of money, and is even in movies as an actress, which is further proof it doesn’t require any talent to do, just rich friends in the right places….and a tongue that skillfully licks experimental clit.

Not that Poppy is Cara but what’s the fucking difference…they are all UK brats making it in the world…and like America overthrew the Queen, you’d think they wouldn’t bother with this shit.

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2018

08

Oct

Olivia Culpo Pussy Print of the Day

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If you’re like me, you look at every single girl who walks by you in leggings, wearing her leggings, and stare at her ass and pussy and pretty much try your best to make out their vagina….I call it Vagina Definition….you can call it something else, but it’s the same

I figure that if Olivia Culpo is out there getting attention, making money, being passed around the NFL from player to player, possibly her entire dream of being famous from her pageant days to her instagram whoring days, that are still going on strong and getting her paid as an influencer or fashion blogger without a blog..it’s all a lie…

I might as well put up a post on her…in her leggings…pussy out…nice grey color that is perfect to showcase wet spots without the wet spots but at least the paparazzi are there because she called them to cover this very important moment….

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2018

08

Oct

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

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I had a conversation with someone last week about Ariel Winter….It was a weird conversation but sometimes people confuse me as someone who knows and cares about pop culture, when I am more about their tits. I mean sure I watch streaming TV and Movies all day, because I am too lazy to leave the house, and I am an old tired alcoholic who doesn’t like to leave the house, so I’ve been exposed to some shitty content on the regular, then there’s this whole site that posts all the latest pics of celebs being sluts, so by default I need to figure out what they are up to at the time of the post to write something to go with the post…..and I’ll I’ve learned about this child star with weird issues thanks to her parents exploiting her, she’s been estranged from her crazy stage parent mom, loves her dad, and emotionally eats so much that her workouts aren’t working, but she has a boyfriend from Canada who mooches off her celebrity and money and lives with her…so she’s not all alone…she’s got him to pay with her big fucking tits that she’s already cut off surgically once before…as people who are defined by something, like their tits, sometimes do, when trying to reclaim or figure out who they are….

I haven’t seen the show she was on or is on….but she’s made millions doing it…and you’ve all watched her grow up and that is creepier than looking at her tits here and now in these pics as she spills out of her tight pants.

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2018

08

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is on her second or third life as a celebrity. I think she’s in her mid 30s, but as the Kardashians have taught us, they can be 300 years old but look like a porn star, thanks to all the jacked up face injections you can get for cheap….it’s all a scam, all a lie, but Aubrey O’Day got a set of tits at a young age that carried her through sex with Diddy, sex with Donald Trump Jr….sex with Jersey Shore star she had the reality show connection with…and has always been various levels of hot….

She’s one of the most searched things on the internet, her comeback is real, and here to jerk off to, because her fake ass is out there for all of us to say “you don’t need to be a married housewife at 35, you can still be sexualized, it’s not too late to be sexualized, if you’re enough of a slut about it”….Big fan.

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2018

08

Oct

Eugenie Bouchard Covered in Mud of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is a hometown hottie, who isn’t really that hot, she’s 7 feet tall and an athlete, and sure she’s in a sport that used to be my fetish, due to the panty flashing, and sexual grunts, it makes for a good time, but then the Williams sisters elevated the sport, and women needed to weight 180 of solid muscle to compete with their power…that turned it a little less white and dainty…run by hot strong Russians…

I guess there’s some event in Israel, the promised land….or maybe she’s there on birth right converting to Judaism for some Jewish boyfriend she’s got who doesn’t want non-jewish babies…

Because she’s covered in mud, doing the classic dead sea covered in mud erotica….all in white bathing suit…that helps anyone with an imagination visualize her covered in shit….some good old fashioned German Scat porn in the Jewish Holy land…like the premise of World War II….

White bathing suits…covered in brown substance like she got her ass banged out and she’s lost control of her bowels… EXCITING.

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2018

08

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican rich kid actress who is now in America trying to make it…

Eiza Gonzalez was taking advantage of the the scandal that came when she was banging Fergie’s Ex husband and baby daddy, who may or may not be in his 60s, because Eiza Gonzalez knows how to work the scene…the tabloid scene….knowing that the paparazzi are there and are interested in the Fergie love story…not the Eiza Gonzalez love story….she was a third level character in the storyline…

I don’t think she’s still fucking Josh Duhamel, but the fact I knew she was fucking Josh Duhamel is pretty impressive to me, because I typically don’t know who is who, and what is what…..because ultimately I don’t care..

But I will watch a bitch squat for social media like whore….who is probably a whore…I mean why would I be writing about anyone who isn’t a whore…

Eiza Gonzalez Booty Workout Nude Leggings Big Ass

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2018

08

Oct

Pixie Lott Bikini of the Day

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Pixie Lott is some 27 year old pop star from the UK.

She’s been consistently slutty and half naked in all her self promotion over the years.

She was once a younger popstar jailbait-ing with her tits out….but like all women, she has aged to a “ready to have babies” aged girl with her tits out…because that’s how evolution, or maturation works….you take a teen slut and watch her become a middle aged slut, mom slut, granny slut….unless she gets fully deep in the church, as young sluts sometimes do…you can count on low level pornographic, very softcore but still sleazy enough for perverts like us pics….

Well, here she is on her knees in a bikini for her social media…because that’s just how casual bikini pics look nowadays…booty popped out…ready to take a facial all wet with her bleached hair….casual….bikini..posing…

It’s like everyone, old bitches included do SI swimsuit modeling shoots of themselves and it’s embarrassing, but not too embarrassing for us to jack off to.

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