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2018

08

Oct

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

It’s Canadian Thanksgiving and I give thanks for girls like Sophie Mudd and her massive fat natural tits that have a million followers on social media because of her massive fat tits on her small frame that look like some kind of birth defect, but unlike the birth defects you typically have sex with, you know the amputees and port wine stains and hermaphrodite genitals…is an amazing birth defect…the kind you can jerk off to..and I guess stare at and follow on social media so that we can see her half naked on her knees like an amateur porn scene….because all these people are amateur pornographers…it is how they self promote.

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2018

08

Oct

Farrah Abraham Nipple Slip of the Day

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Farrah Abraham had her tits out because what the fuck else is she going to do with those big tits and porn career….

Wear a classy pantsuit with nothing underneath…and bring your bolt on tits for the people who care…and the people do care…somewhere because she still exists…

I mean I can’t believe she’s not out there with her asshole out…Maybe she is in the other pics I am too lazy to look at…But I do appreciate seeing a whore be a whore….but you can see if you CLICK HERE

A slutty teen, who got knocked up from being a slutty teen, and who kept the pregnancy like a stupid teen, the kind of girl you’d hate to have fucked, only to be celebrated by American entertainment industry to become a famous slutty teen….thanks American people for your high level taste…that turned to weird porno, which I guess made me a lot of money when I posted up her squirt clips from their sex tapes….making her a business partner of mine without her even knowing it…so I didn’t get to go to the company Xmas party all those years ago….but I do get to look at this and wonder what the fuck it is.

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2018

08

Oct

Halsey Interracial Bikini of the Day

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It doesn’t fucking end with this Halsey chick who has decided that she’s hot or is trying to get as much attention for being half naked….and who also decided she’s black cuz she has a black dad…but who doesn’t look black or understand the black plight as a minority against the white man trying to make it in America…but who pretends she does because it’s good to angle things however you can…you know talk about being raped to fit in, being black to fit in, #metoo and #blacklives matter in one bikini whore….

All without realizing she’s some party slut from the VIP room in a club who fucked or sucked off some EDM producer, as that is where the market is at now, and these EDM dudes are cashing in playing other people’s music…the nerdy rockstar with no talent but a good hustle…who like to impress girls cuz they couldn’t get them when they were not rich EDM djs…and let them sing on their songs when these sluts push hard enough….

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2018

08

Oct

Madison Beer Jean Shorts of the Day

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Perverts everywhere are fucking LOVING Madison Beer…and if you’re here, you’re a fucking pervert, and that offends me….in this world where you can’t be a man, you shouldn’t be a man, no flirting with women, no talking to women, because you’ll be seen as pervert rapist.

Madison Beer is a youtube created pop star, that was found on Youtube by some pervert into busty young girls singing cover songs, has been out there seeking attention, the way her mother trained her to be…when they started the Youtube lie..

She is always strategically near the paparazzi to get the tabloids to write about her, in a Do-it-Yourself hustle to get noticed….with hardly enough sex tapes…like where are the fucking sex tapes…are sex tapes a thing of a past? That is the sad thing about everyone being an exhibitionist slut…they don’t even bother putting the anal scenes online, they just do well enough riding out the cleavage and short shorts….it is weird that in a world where everything is out there, and everyone is shameless, especially this youtube money, I’m wanting more…..get fucked in video already. What the fuck

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2018

08

Oct

Mel B and her Cameltoe of the Day

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Mel B, scary spice, the Spice Girl with the hard nipples in their first video I used to jerk off to – back when the internet was new, that’s how old this bitch is, and you couldn’t access porn freely to jerk off to normal things like porn, and had to be creative and jerk off to hard nipples…

Whatever…

What I am getting at is that she wore a pretty ambitious outfit for a known sex addict….you know a cat suit thing, that obviously exposed and hugged her pussy hard enough for you to see how hard it’s been banged out by the multiple kids with multiple dads, and I guess all the guys and girls who have inserted various things in her sloppy slop hole…

You know…because maybe showing the world her pussy without showing her pussy, is her new sex addiction fetish…

I am just bummed that I can’t see the wet spot.

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2018

08

Oct

Marisa Papen Naked Motocross Erotica of the Day

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Marisa Papen is some instagram whore who has positioned herself as some kind of artist because I guess getting naked on the internet works better if you position yourself as some kind of activist, when you’re really just some kind of exhibitionist…you know a stripper who doesn’t use the pole, but instead using the creepy instagram photographer to take nude pics for her so she get get her nakedness out there.

A martyr who has had multiple instagram accounts deleted….who got naked before Instagram allowed nudity….and the point of the story is that she’s gone onto continue her nude modeling, because a set of tits with a will to get naked, will get naked, and here she is riding a motorcross with what I assume is one of the guys she fucks…

There is a fetish in this somewhere….for you white trash motocross weirdos who like tits.

Here she is naked for a titty magazine…good bush….

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2018

08

Oct

Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Indian Vogue of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who has made it in America – because of her work as a sex worker for the billion dollar brand that knows how to strategically motivate their roster of hookers to post slutty content to their social media feeds – with money and bonuses

Apparently, you can see Sara Sampaio’s nipples in this outfit, because pulling out nipples in outfits for fashion, like posting half nudes, is socially acceptable and encouraged to get you noticed…

If you read the site, you’ll know that last year around this time, she did some speech I was unfortunately exposed to, where she discussed how a magazine called LUI, that was a porn mag, repurposed as a men’s magazine….that posted models naked…printed her nude pics…that she signed off on…despite her asking them not to…

So that’s that….a nude model, who has a billionaire boyfriend, all because of getting nude, complaining about being nude…I find it pretty obnoxious….but here she is slutty out in various capacities…

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2018

08

Oct

Poppy Delevingne Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is not hot….and either is her sister Poppy, who unlike heroin, or really any opiates that are derived from the Poppy, is hardly addictive…

I don’t really know what scam these rich girls did, mainly her sister, to be seen as someting relevant and celebrated. I mean there was a time that Cara Delevingne was everywhere…consistently everywhere…which I guess is what it takes to be someone these days…

I had a theory that their rich mom bought all their Chanel clothes directly from the source, and that alone was enough reason for them to give her daughter’s a job, you know company loyalty…

But maybe it’s just that the world has no taste and the silly, loud, lesbian being out there at the right parties is enough…

I know Cara still gets work, makes lots of money, and is even in movies as an actress, which is further proof it doesn’t require any talent to do, just rich friends in the right places….and a tongue that skillfully licks experimental clit.

Not that Poppy is Cara but what’s the fucking difference…they are all UK brats making it in the world…and like America overthrew the Queen, you’d think they wouldn’t bother with this shit.

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2018

08

Oct

Olivia Culpo Pussy Print of the Day

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If you’re like me, you look at every single girl who walks by you in leggings, wearing her leggings, and stare at her ass and pussy and pretty much try your best to make out their vagina….I call it Vagina Definition….you can call it something else, but it’s the same

I figure that if Olivia Culpo is out there getting attention, making money, being passed around the NFL from player to player, possibly her entire dream of being famous from her pageant days to her instagram whoring days, that are still going on strong and getting her paid as an influencer or fashion blogger without a blog..it’s all a lie…

I might as well put up a post on her…in her leggings…pussy out…nice grey color that is perfect to showcase wet spots without the wet spots but at least the paparazzi are there because she called them to cover this very important moment….

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2018

08

Oct

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

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I had a conversation with someone last week about Ariel Winter….It was a weird conversation but sometimes people confuse me as someone who knows and cares about pop culture, when I am more about their tits. I mean sure I watch streaming TV and Movies all day, because I am too lazy to leave the house, and I am an old tired alcoholic who doesn’t like to leave the house, so I’ve been exposed to some shitty content on the regular, then there’s this whole site that posts all the latest pics of celebs being sluts, so by default I need to figure out what they are up to at the time of the post to write something to go with the post…..and I’ll I’ve learned about this child star with weird issues thanks to her parents exploiting her, she’s been estranged from her crazy stage parent mom, loves her dad, and emotionally eats so much that her workouts aren’t working, but she has a boyfriend from Canada who mooches off her celebrity and money and lives with her…so she’s not all alone…she’s got him to pay with her big fucking tits that she’s already cut off surgically once before…as people who are defined by something, like their tits, sometimes do, when trying to reclaim or figure out who they are….

I haven’t seen the show she was on or is on….but she’s made millions doing it…and you’ve all watched her grow up and that is creepier than looking at her tits here and now in these pics as she spills out of her tight pants.