I’ve always hated pop culture, it’s always offended me on so many levels, and now it’s probably worse than ever thanks to social media and everyone becoming a meme in and of their self….

But there was a time, Back when pop culture mattered more than the selfie, and actually affected the world, because they weren’t too self obsessed, that they could fully absorb themselves in the scandals and tabloids of the time, in more than just a double click to like on instagram…

Not to say people don’t obsess over things that go viral, like Cardi B fights and other marketing stunts…by Nike…and that the general people still talk about the finale of certain shows…it’s just different now…

But when it wasn’t different, there would be a constant bro-versation about who you would rather fuck – Britney or Christina…and I alway chose Christina, a choice I regret today, but that is because I was less informed about the aging process back then, and figured she’d stay a tight little thing, with fake tits, which I didn’t love, but that were more of a sex doll fetish…while at the time Britney was soft and saggy titty and less Dirty..

Well, I take that back….as I look at Christina Aguilera…and Cross Reference how Amazing Britney has been consistently despite her mental issues…while this twat thinks she’s some voice of an angel or some shit…while Britney is just pop dance and lip sync shit…and really that’s what I prefer. I girl with less ego, not that Britney Doesn’t have an ego, she’s Britney Fucking Spears….but X-Tina thinks she’s an artist, while Britney doesn’t know how to think..

So the war is won, Britney takes prized pig at the county fair, and X-tina is on some weird pull her tit out comeback…that should have happened Decades ago and that like Maitland Ward – I’m not super stoked is happening now…when they should be fucking retired on their pile of money.

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