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2018

27

Aug

Christina Ionno Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Christina Ionno Topless Tits and Pussy Gosee Magazine

Christina Ionno is a nobody Instagram model with 20,000 followers, while I know mom’s in the park with more followers than this.

She seems to be from Toronto, maybe from Romania originally, because Canada is easy to get into when you want into North America…and she’s out there doing this getting naked to get noticed…and I guess I’ve noticed, which means it semi-works….considering we live in the same country, which has a population of 2500, and we all get together at the Igloo party to celebrate our ice wall border, where we eat seal meat and beaver….and I still have no idea who she is…

BUT…I appreciate her tactics…and that counts for a lot around here….

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2018

27

Aug

Dua Lipa Bra of the Day

Dua Lipa Tits in BRa on Stage

Dua Lipa is a product of the new, the next generation of good times, where girls get famous from being slutty on social media, and their music gets big because of social media, because social media is the only thing people care about…

The nice thing about Social media…is that girls are fucking slutty, and dress with their asses hanging out at all ages, and because of that…I realized that my favorite part of a woman is her brain….and her spirit and by brain and spirit I mean the space between her asshole and Pussy that you can often see if the shorts are short enough and she’s in a yoga pose or often times when they are just walking…

I guess the nice thing about Social Media for Dua Lipa is that she exists and is now rich as fuck because of it…


Here are her nipples….

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2018

27

Aug

Chelsea Handler Nipples of the Day

Chelsea Handler Nipples Nude Lace Bra Black Panties

Chelsea Handler loves showing her tits, because she has the right to do that on social media, since she is famous and a woman, all empowered and pushing the limits, but when I post the shit…I get my account deleted…which is fucking mental to me….be consistent fuckers…

I guess we live in this fake news world, that has existed since media was created, because you can angle stories however the fuck you want, to tell whatever story you want, and the minion idiots will believe it…or take a side and fight to the blood for that site….

You can argue that it’s targeted to self involved, uneducated, idiots who don’t have liberal arts degrees that help them step back and analyze what is being fed to them….you know ignorants…but it’s safe to say that people are ignorant from all walks of life, on either side of the fence, and that people seem to like things that are black and white, as long as it’s not too black, and that people hate any other viewpoint that from their own…which makes everyone a fucking fascist….

So Chelsea Handler can put her tits out there, but I can’t repost her tits calling her an old garbage cunt that probably smells like cellulitis or other vaginal infections, the remains of sucking cock to get ahead as a comedian, after he acting career never panned out, but she knew she was meant to be on stage, being mean…with her hate speech..that can’t be seen as hate speech because she’s a woman…girl power….

BUT…none of us can…they delete us, they block us, they call us misogynistic, they try to shut us up…

We can pretend what we do is art, this is my art, I mean it’s not news…it’s me talking shit on some old whore showing off her tits….and they can pretend they love art, support free thinking, encourage it…as long as it fits their mold…

Even if this site is satire, ironic, me saying “look at these whores, they are whores”…in efforts to elevate people to not be whores…

Even if I can spin this to any angle that is more than just be slandering these idiots who are rich but set themselves up to be slandered….

Even if I only want to judge the wet t-shirt contest, but with the whole #metoo movement, there are no more wet t-shirt contests.

So Instead the nipples in sheer bras I see are on old hags like this…

The world is unfair…but at least sluts will always exist.

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2018

27

Aug

Leann Rimes Bad Bikini Body of the Day

Leann Rimes Tits Bad Bikini Body in Silver Bikini

This is titled Leann Rimes bad bikini body, in that any close to 40 bikini body is bad, but I guess I could argue, that by bad I mean good, like a hip hopper, who is confused by the definition of words because the American schooling system is bad for the people who become rappers, and white people from suburban homes pick up on their Ebonics, and give old words new meanings..

You know, because you’d hate for me, a man, to be judging LeAnn Rime’s body, like this is a beauty pageant, where I have the right to have an opinion on a women who feels like she has a right to put her half naked body on the internet….

It’d be so misogynistic, you know in this world of toxic masculinity, where men who are sore losers go and kill at videogame events, where grown men are still playing videogames, like it’s a thing that isn’t designed for 12 year olds…like they don’t have fucking jobs…like they aren’t distracted by all the porn out there…

When really, her body isn’t that bad, it’s her face and head that’s the fucking problem…fucking home wrecking trash, who will always have fans thanks to country music and their love of JESUS.

Leann Rimes Tits in Silver Bikini

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2018

27

Aug

Busy Phillips Throwback Boudoir Shoot of the Day

Busy Phillips Throwback Boudoir Lingerie Black Bra Panties

This Busy Phillips Throwback Boudoir photoshoot is like having a bath with two busty nude sisters and not being allowed to jerk off because they are Christian, only the total fucking opposite.

In fact, the only thing about this Busy Phillips Throwback Boudoir shoot that is like a bath with two busty sisters you can’t jerk off to, is that you can’t jerk off to this, it’s enforced….

Also, it’s like the bath with two busty sisters, in that it should have never happened, only this boudoir shoot did happen, while your bath with busty sisters will never happen.

What I am trying to say is – why the fuck does this exist.

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2018

27

Aug

Nicki Minaj Big Fake Tits of the Day

Nicki Minaj Big Fake Tits Topless Music Video

You can tell a lot about a woman by the panties you steal from her laundromat dryer

You can also tell a lot about a woman by how much tit she shows off on her social media account in effort to draw attention to herself…

Nicki Minaj is showing off a lot of her fucking tit, and that is because Nicki Minaj is lost in the character that is Nicki Minaj, that was created when she was a fat girl in acting school, and that they morphed into some sexed up hip hop weirdness through various plastic surgeries and dirty talk on rap albums…an angle far different than what she originally set out to do when the white man took her in and made her into Nicki Minaj…

Garbage.

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2018

27

Aug

Selena Gomez New Face New Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez New Face Slutty Thong Sheer Dress Gunt and Fake Tits

Do you remember when Little Lupus of Bethlehem, the Jesus loving rehab dwelling, drunken coke slut, damaged from Disney and being exploited by her parents, had both her Kidneys? Back when she looked like Selena Gomez, before she decided to get face injection, fake tits, and whatever else she did when she realized that life is short, that we are all mortals, and that despite her work and her legacy outlasting her ability to fuck…she’s gonna grab life by the balls with all her weak and diseased might and live it how she wants to live it…with that pile of money she’s sitting on…and based on her social media that grabbing life by the balls seems to be a lot of showing off tit.

Which I guess is better than Bieber jerking off on her tit.


Selena Gomez New Face Slutty Thong Sheer Dress 2

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2018

27

Aug

Skylar Grey Beach Erotica of the Day

Skylar Grey Upside Down Pussy Print LEgs Spread Stripped Thong SwimsuitSkylar Grey Upside Down Pussy Print LEgs Spread Stripped Thong Swimsuit

Skylar Grey is likely an ex pornstar, because anyone named Skylar Grey is pretty much forced into being a pornstar with that name…

She looks like the 50 year old Celine Dione looking bitch in a dress meant for 13 year olds, wasted at the bar with her fake tits and mom who does yoga once a week body rubbing up on some older drunk dude who realized he was going to get Sex and who fucking committed to being the life of the party in order to get that sex…as she shoot her fat old ass and gyrated up on him in what was Spring Break for 50 year olds that I witnessed this weekend…

You know too old to be showing off her Yoga Poses, but I guess when you’re a porn chick, your fans will jerk off to anything you do…no matter how depraved it may be….


Here is some of her weird topless beach porn
Skylar Grey Weird Topless Sex on the Beach Erotica 3

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2018

27

Aug

Sofia Richie Wet Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie Wet Tits and Pussy Print in Brown Bikini

Sofia Richie took time off fucking the Kardashian, to walk around for the paparazzi in a bikini jacked up her chubby half black ass, because that’s the whole point of fucking a Kardashian, it’s to get the paparazzi to take pics of you…

Why bother using your fortune for good, to inspire, to help, to do anything of substance, when you’re Rich LA trash, the Kardashians are what you aspire to align with…

Whatever happened to the rich building hospitals out of guilt for being rich, this bitch just goes on vacation all the time, on someone else’s dime…and for some reason, a reason called tabloids, pop culture, people addicted to Kardashians….she all of a sudden matters.

I mean I guess her dad making all those love songs as getting paid had to end in some kind of evil and disgusting mess….and now look where her mess comes out of her….

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2018

27

Aug

Sofia Suescun Topless of the Day

Sofia Suescun Slutty Topless Bikini Big TIts on the Beach

You don’t need to know who Sofia Suescun is to look at her tits…

You just have to look at her tits to look at her tits….and with that realize that tits, on any bitch are worth looking at….and that backstory doesn’t really matter…unless she’s doing something weird like the woman in a Halloween costume holding a tattered teddy bear while eating generic brand pringles with her ear plugs in…scratching her vagina…that I saw on the street corner this weekend.

I want to know her back story, while this Sofia Suescun who gives a fuck.

Sofia Suescun Slutty Topless Bikini Big TIts on the Beach

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