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2018

30

Jul

Kate Hudson Bikini Top of the Day

Kate Hudson and her geriatric pregnancy tits thought it was a good idea to post up some old lady pregnant, despite it being totally unnatural and even disgusting, thanks to having some solid tit, something she hasn’t really had throughout her career of rich broken celebrity child, turned celebrity of her own, thanks to people hiring her thanks to who her mom is.

I guess these bikini pics are in response to her brand Fabletics, a fitness brand that targets moms, using Demi Lovato, a non fitness celebrity in her campaigns, despite her workout of choice being DRUG OVERDOSES…and not fitness at all.

I mean, provided she even knows or cares or noticed Demi Lovato having a drug overdose, after they’ve already got all the deals they could from Lovato’s fans.

I guess what I am saying is Hollywood is fucked and so is Kate Hudson being pregnant…but not as fucked as her vagina after all of hollywood fucked it….but we’ll save that bedtime story for another day.

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2018

30

Jul

Heidi Klum Bikini of the Day

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I wonder if I can get sued for saying Heidi Klum is a Nazi, even if I have evidence from accidentally watching her on America’s Got Talent last night, where she singled out the Israeli Jew for his act, basically calling it a shit act that she didn’t understand, because clearly there were deep rooted prejudices going on….some “My Grand Daddy Killed 3,000,000 of you….and you represent him not getting the job done”…

I guess we’ll have to wait to find out.

In the meantime, we can judge her systematic, or really genetic coded racism while staring at her weird German Sex Dungeon Masochist old lady ass that still looks good thanks to that whole Nazi germany run EUGENICS program because keep in mind…6 kids have crawled out of this asshole…while countless men have crawled in.

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2018

30

Jul

Iggy Azalea Hard Nipple Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is showing her favorite sex move, because all girls who think they are hot, like strippers, put about this much effort into getting their fuck on, as they truly feel they are doing dude a service by just letting him up in her.

She’s also showing off the best position for old sloppy women to be in because they can tuck their side fat under their backs and give themselves a waistline, instead of showing you what shit actually looks like when Gravity works against you….

Don’t get on top on on all fours, you’ll look like the soggy latex glove half filled with diarrhea that you are..

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2018

30

Jul

J Lo Tits of the Day

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J Lo has tits now, because she’s more than just a fat ass that manipulated Diddy and Ben Affleck in the 90s to matter. You know the Puerto Rican cast to play the Mexican star Selena, in some RACIST FUCKING HOLLYWOOD shit, that no Puerto Rican’s are complaining about because it created their leader J.Lo, and no social Justice Warriors are complaining about because they are trying to figure out their genders while deciding whether ordering Indian food is cultural appropriation if the chef at the indian restaurant isn’t in fact Indian, but Pakistani…you know the real issues at hand…

Or that people like producers and directors fucked the whores trying to be in their movies because they wanted to be in their movies which is as good as any reason to fuck a bitch…especially if you give her the job…

Or that trannies are played by actual trannies and not Jared Leto, or that Asian movies happen with an Asian cast, where the Asians are rich and not convenience store workers getting shot by black people in the projects….

While a fucking Puerto Rican played a Mexican and became fucking J.Lo….

WHAT THE HELL WORLD….

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2018

30

Jul

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print of the Day

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While Kylie is creating billion dollar brands and influencing retard 20 year olds to have babies cuz it’s cute and cool, even though Kylie isn’t…

Kendall Jenner is out if fetish gear…

Keep the whore family whoring and I’d say it was great and amazing, but it’s really just played out and boring, we get it you’re a Kardashian…we’re amazed people still care or bother…but I guess they do….I’ve just been over it since the first sex tape happened and they neglected to produce more but instead went fucking mainstream.

Trash really…rich trash but trash.

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Panty Flash Kardashian

Here she is topless for Love Magazine

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2018

30

Jul

JoJo Panty Flash of the Day

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Yo JoJo…what’s going on here…what the hell man…I little risque if I do say….

I accidentally watched a movie she was in the other day, I didn’t realize she was in movies, but I guess she had a minute of fame that has carried her to this point….a point where she can post panty flash mirror pics…something all girls can do…but that not all girls are Jojo with fame from when she was a teen to make her panty flash more confusing….since you expect this from all the thirsty whores…but to think a girl who made money is also just a thirsty whore is hard to wrap your head around…you’d think she’d be better than this….she’s feeling soft and hard while you’re just soft because of your diabetes but want to be hard…because girl in panties.

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2018

30

Jul

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Despite Ashley Graham’s size, and presence, and displacement of the earth’s gravity pull, or the epic sounds she makes when she farts, or when she gets up off the couch, that can be heard over three continients thanks to obesity that is being celebrated and normalizing being unhealthy to help the pharma industries get everyone on Diabetes meds…in what I assume was dropped into the pop culture world by the Pharma industries for that very reason…but that the general public doesn’t realize is part of an elaborate scam…

I try to pretend she doesn’t exist…so staring at her ass in leggings is strictly a post to point out everything wrong in this style choice that I know you’ve seen numerous times just leaving your house….because fat chicks doesn’t realize that just because leggings are comfy as fuck for them, even when harnessing it doesn’t mean it looks good….

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2018

30

Jul

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

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Lucy Hale is in a bikini, which is better off than the dude in Denver who was chilling in the Congo and was rumored to have got Ebola, Patient 0 for the USA Outbreaks…like that French Canadian who fucked a Monkey and brought AIDS to America…you know living that legacy…

She’s also back on TV, not that she was never on TV, even though I don’t think I’ve ever seen her on TV…all while being not that hot at all…but I guess the TV industry needs average as fuck people to tell their nonsense bullshit stories…

Right.

I don’t know who the fat chick in the pic is, but I assume it is her stage mom that Lucy’s boyfriends can look at and look forward to seeing happen to her…

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2018

30

Jul

Jenna Dewan Naked for Women’s Health of the Day

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I don’t remember if I saw this or posted this last week, but I do know that it happened, because it has been shoved down my damn throat on the internet like it matters, when it doesn’t actually matter, because nothing goes Viral anymore, and so many women are getting naked on the internet, some chick who was once married to Channing Tatum, doesn’t really stand out amongst the clutter.

HOWEVER…it doesn’t mean I can’t post it here like the pop culture clickbait it is.

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2018

30

Jul

Kate Beckinsale and her Birthday Baby Goat Sacrifice of the Day

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Apparently, vampire Kate Beckinsale, who all the nerds fell in love with and started jerking off to when she first got on their radar for being in weirdo vampire movies is celebrating her 400th birthday with her baby daddy Michael Sheen, who she may still be fucking after he went homosexual and started fucking Sarah Silverman, something that is probably hard to do and would require serious sexual dysfunction…and their daughter, Lily Sheen, who looks 12, but is actually in her 20s you fucking perverts….stop looking at her like that…oh wait…she’s 20 so it’s ok….it doesn’t change the fact that you’re attracted to something that looks 12 year old…pervert…

Vampires…

Well to further prove my case, they had a baby goat at her weird birthday yoga ritual that you can’t see from the friendly social media content…was sacrificed…because Goat blood is easier to get than human blood…

Vampires…

Kate Beckinesale’s tube top….

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